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SIX CLUBS DE-RECOGNIZED

The Hula Hoop club pictured here is one of the many clubs still remaining on campus 4

SPORTSUVM basketball out of NIT

14-16

OPINIONGrappling with the nuclear question

12-13

LIFEEnergy loss causes your icicles

6-7ARTSUVM alum nominated for Oscar

8-9

NEWSMixed reviews for Mardi Gras

1-5

An interview with the presidential candidates

10

Feature

Cynic caption contest

11

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“It is my intention to address a pattern of

being unconstitutional especially when it has

a negative effect on the Senate’s ability to represent the student

voice and directly affects clubs.”

Amanda AdamsChair of Student Activities

Committee

A conversation with the SGA presidential

candidates

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Aliza Lederer-PlaskettJulian Golfarini

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“We made a huge mistake. This is

something we have learned a lot from and

never want to repeat again.”

Molly Kelly-YahnerThe Water Tower Editor

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Keeping winter weather at bay

“We spend what we need to keep the

campus safe.”

Rose LelandHead of Grounds Crew

Grounds crew works to have a clean campus

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Greek life gets busy

A student lost his/her phone, yet their sister received a text from the phone.

An air-soft pistol was con!scated on March 5 at Trinity Cottages.

Cash and personal property was stolen from an unlocked dorm in Converse Hall.

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D r u g p a r a p h e r n a l i a was con!scated on March 4 in McAuley Hall.

A two-car accident on March 9 resulted in no injuries.

A jacket was taken during a dance on March 4 in Billings Hall.

A student refused to leave another student’s room and was charged with trespassing in the Living/Learning Center.

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Vitagliano shares plans for election

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Bringing BUG to campus

“[Our] vision is expanding to the point

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Jesse SimmonsPresident of BUG

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FOR THE SAKE OF THE SONG

Songwriting loses organicroots in LP

SEAN HOOD

Beneath the surface layer of nervous

keyboards and drum machines, “James

Blake” truly is a songwriters’s album.

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Take a Cynical look at the candidates for SGA President ’11-’12

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UVM athlete spotlight of the weekSydney Mas — Women’s lacrossePosition: Mid!eld Height: 6-0 Class: First year

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ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

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“I was really proud of our effort and I

wish Cleveland State the best in their next

game. It’s unfortunate that the shot didn’t

drop at the end — we would have liked to

get to overtime — but it wasn’t meant to be.”

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Mike LonerganVermont Head Coach

ALEXA ALGIOS The Vermont Cynic

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