Vermont Cynic Issue 25
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Vermont Cynic Issue 25
Transcript of Vermont Cynic Issue 25
The Univers i t y o f Vermont ’s independent vo ice s ince 1883
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FROM THE FLOW TO THE VIDEOStudent rapper Owen DeMassi is profiled
10
SPORTSMLB preview: the American League
18-20
OPINIONA sophisticated statement of disagreement
14-16
LIFEDC turned cultural marketplace
7-9ARTSStarfucker comes to Vermont
10 -12
NEWSPresidential runner-up files complaint
1-6
An aerial view of campus
13
SPECTACLE
Rugged boy
DISTRACT
17
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Redstone getting blastedResLife announces new construction efforts
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Outdoor Springfest threatened by mud
“It’s sort of not fair. It would be made an
exclusive concert if it was inside.”
Greg RadiFirst year
NEWS! TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2011
A student was criminally charged from possession of alcohol in Wing Hall.
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Gra!ti was found in the "rst #oor men’s room in the Davis Center.
A student was detoxed and sent to the Correctional Center on April 3.
Alcohol was con"scated from underage students in MAT.
Someone threw a rock at a car and smashed the rear window on April 2.
A student was caught clinging to a moving UVM bus while riding a bicycle.
Someone violated a trespass notice in MAT on April 2.
Drugs and alcohol
Disturbances
Vandalism
Four students were caught smoking marijuana outside MAT.
A cat was caught in Simpson Hall and relased ouside.
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PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic
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Redefining sexual assault at UVMSexual misconduct and assault policy changed
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Senate rejects new constitution proposal for Senate seat ratioNumber of on- and off-campus senators remain equal
“Changing the constitution may
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General education questions answered
“The committee has approved outcomes, developed premises
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Brian ReedAdministrative Co-Chair
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“What it is all about is making sure that
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Jay Taylor, University Dining Services marketing assistant and Tom Oliver, University Dining Services operations director, went to the SGA meeting on April 5 and said that Eco-Ware has been the most successful launch of reusable containers thus far.Marlee Baron said that VSTEP has 600 student signatures in support of a bottled water student initiative and needs 1,300 for SGA to vote on the document as a resolution.
There will be late-night dining next semester in the Marché from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
Vice President David Maciewicz, acting as president when President Ko! Mensah was away, vetoed the bill giving the cycling team $6,000 and said that the SGA has become too laid back when it comes to approving large allocations of money.
The Senate voted and passed giving the freestyle ski team $2,700 to go to nationals in Colorado, the cycling team $6,000 for a new trailer and a bill that supports the expansion of Eco-Ware program.
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Starfucker brings high energy to Burlington, gets mixed reviews
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Crowd gets starstruck, starfucked
“High energy makes any show amazing,
and Starfucker definitely falls under
that category.”!
Anneke BeardSophomore
Band bangs on bucketsPercussion act wows at Ira Allen
They played songs ranging from pop,
to classical, to jazz and played them all exceptionally well.
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Cats continue to feel comfortable at homeVictory over Holy Cross brings men’s lacrosse record to 5-5
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UVM athlete spotlight of the week# 23 Adison Rounds — Women’s Lacrosse
Position: Mid!elder Height: 5’10” Class: JuniorHometown: Centennial, Colo.High School: Arapahoe High School
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