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SPORTSA winter break’s worth of sports
10-12
OPINIONTennis players get served
8-9
LIFEStudents share their New Year’s resolutions 4
ARTS“Black Swan” reviewed6
NEWSUVM debate team excels
1-3
A look through the lens: Igloofest5
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7Check out this week’s comic
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Dean Miller announces her resignation!"#$%&&"#'(%)*/(011*2#%(,#
Says decision was unrelated to the results of provost search
“I tendered my resignation last Friday,
and President Fogel has accepted it. My
current plan is to take a year’s administrative
leave and return to the faculty in January
2012.”!Eleanor Miller
Dean of CAS
“I think Billie Jean King is a good choice for the commencement
speaker.”!Kofi MensahSGA President
Sports legend to send off gradsBillie Jean King chosen as commencement speaker!"#!*+,"#-."*//(011*2#%(,#
PHOTO COURTESY OF BILLIE JEAN KING
PHOTO COURTESY OF ELEANOR MILLER
Igloofest showcases DJs in frigid French Canada
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Ten UVM students’ resolutions...
1) “To read the newspaper at least four times a week.” — Isaac Geltzer, junior
2) “To be more active and eat healthier.” — Marley Donaldson, junior
3) “Not to make a resolution so that I can’t break it.” — Paige Gallivan, senior
4) “To read more books not for school.” — Jeff Ulsh, junior
5) “To go to the gym at least twice a week.” — Sam Golden, first year
6) “To get at least 8 hours of sleep each night.” — Samantha Burns, junior 7) “To be more like Tom Brady.” — Sam Wells, senior
8) “To actually do things I say I will and have been wanting to do.” — Hannah Tannebring, junior
9) “To not change a thing, and to improve those around me.” — Evan Perry, junior
10) “To be more spontaneous.” — Alyssa Bucci, junior
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This is one of the best recipes around, and I personally have been enjoying it since about the age of 2. My grandmother’s No Bake Cookies recipe. Whether for a party or just a quick snack, this recipe is perfect and the best part? It’s wicked easy!
Ingredients:
2 cups of sugar! a cup of cocoa" a cup of milk1 stick of margarine" a cup of peanut butter3 cups of quick cooking oats1 tsp of vanilla
Step 1: Mix the first four ingredients in saucepan. Put the heat on medium. Cook until your mixture begins to boil. Remove and allow to cool for approximately two minutes. Step 2: Add the remaining three ingredients. Stir well. Drop by teaspoons onto waxed paper. This can either be eaten immediately or cooled to harden. Best stored in an airtight container! Enjoy!
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Some vow to stick by fresh resolutions in 2011
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Hundreds of people braved the cold on Friday, Jan. 21 to attend Montreal’s annual electronic music festival, Igloofest. The crowd danced — and took breaks to roast marshmallows — as DJs spun techno beats, all surrounded by neon-lit ice walls and below-zero tempertures. Photographed by Julia Wejchert
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Men’s basketball adds Gonzaga transfer Keegan
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Women’s hockey vs. Northeastern UniversityGutterson Fieldhouse, 7 p.m. Men’s hockey @ Merrimack CollegeNorth Andover, Mass. 7 p.m.
Men’s hockey @ Merrimack CollegeNorth Andover, Mass. 7:30 p.m.
Men’s basketball @ University of AlbanyAlbany, N.Y. 7 p.m.
Women’s hockey vs. Providence CollegeGutterson Fieldhouse, 4 p.m. Women’s basketball @ University of AlbanyAlbany, N.Y. 3 p.m.
Men’s basketball vs. University of New HampshirePatrick Gymnasium, 7:30 p.m.
“I thought they really exposed our
weaknesses.”!
Mike LonerganUVM head coach