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SEND SILENCE PACKING

UVM’s chapter of Active Minds holds the suicide awareness event.

2NEWS

SPORTSSports pop culture grid

14-16

OPINIONBangkok scandalous

12-13

LIFEBurlington Bombers

6-8

9-10

ARTSLife is not like the movies

Downtown smoking ban proposed

1-5

Adventures of Joel and Chris

COMICS

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SGA will not fund BlirpitSenate suggests IRA fund the electronic bus schedule program starting Fall 2011

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STARTing to combat underage drinking450 contacted in downtown raid on St. Patrick’s Day!"#!+/0"#1%"+.!"#$$%&'(")' 450 contacts

47 charges for possessionSix fake identi!cation con!scations

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Results of the March 17 raid

“We have coordinated these efforts for a

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these problems are significantly reduced

by this initiative.”

David NestorDean of Students

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NEWSX TUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2011

“Mental health is something that we all have and ... struggle

with and that’s okay.”

Annie CresseyActive Minds adviser

“If there is one thing in my four years that

has been a consistent issue, that has been

salaries.”

William BenningtonFormer SGA senator

Speaking up to spread awareness!"#$%&'%#(%))*/..%.(0&(*1,2.*34%()#

Fogel defends deanSGA questions new hire’s salary!"#+%",-'#.-/015(066*7#%(,#

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A backpack was stolen from the Living/Learning Center on April 18.

Alcohol was con!scated from students in Patrick Gym on April 16.

Alcohol was con!scated from students in Davis Hall on April 17.

A jacket and purse were stolen from Votey Hall on April 15.

A car was damaged outside Converse Hall on April 17.

A sign went missing outside the Catholic Center, possibly caused by strong winds.

Drugs and alcohol

Property Damage

A !ling cabinet was vandalized in the SGA o"ce on April 17.

Theft

Marijuana was con!scated from students outside of the Christie Wright Patterson complex on April 18.

Vandalism

Ceiling tiles were broken in the Living/Learning Center on April 15.

Gra"ti marks were made in chalk on the side of Cook Physical Science Building and Angell Lecture Hall on April 15.

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“We believe the most difficult of these

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Fiscal year 2012 budget update

The Cynic will be asking Senator Bernie Sanders some

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[email protected]

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After the discussion, the Senate voted to table, or postpone voting on, a resolution stating their disapproval of the BSAD dean’s salary.

President Daniel Mark Fogel came to talk to the Student Government Association about the business school dean’s salary on April 19.

Sophomore Dan Neill and junior Ali Sadeghi were sworn into the Senate.

After Senator Alyssa Ravech and Senator Amanda Adams were nominated for the position of speaker of the Senate, Nick Monteforte, former Public Relations chair, was elected. Monteforte accepted the position and said that he was excited to work with the new SGA Senate.

Vice President Will Vitagliano said in his executive report that Director of Student Life Pat Brown and former SGA Vice President David Maciewicz are working on a point system to decide who gets a desk in the SGA o!ce.

Sophomore Christopher Juaire was elected treasure for the next academic year.

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2009 —Burlington bans

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SCRATCHING THE SURFACE

JULIA WEJCHERT

‘Hanna’ isn’t your typical teenagerFilm brings unexpected action

If you try to recreate the moves from “Step Up” in your bathroom,

the only likely result is that you’ll end up

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ACROSS

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COLUMNISTS

OPINION XbTUESDAY, APRIL 26, 2011

Until very recently, politicians bled red,

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office, they got down to the business of

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The only people who genuinely gain from

our agricultural-subsidy-smorgasbord

are farmers and the politicians who love

them.

We can’t handle the truth

MAX KRIEGER

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week#4 David Barton — Men’s lacrossePosition: GoalieHeight: 5’7”Weight: 165 lbs. Class: Junior Hometown: Hanover, Mass. High School: Boston College High School

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Women’s lacrosse vs. Boston UniversityBoston 12 p.m.

Saturday 4/30Men’s lacrosse Stony Brook, N.Y.3 p.m.

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Track and !eld @ MiddleburyMiddlebury 4 p.m.

Tuesday 4/26 Saturday 4/30

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Men’s lacrosse @ DartmouthL 9-7

Men’s lacrosse @ UMBC L 9-8

Saturday 4/23Tuesday 4/19

Women’s lacrosse vs. Boston CollegeL 20-8

Sunday 4/17

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Student athlete pop culture gridStudent-athletes

When I turn on the TV, it’s always turned

to...

Before a game I always...

Prince William and Kate Middleton are...

...is stuck in my head.

“Jersey Shore”

Sportscenter

ESPN

Listen to music

Listen to music

Tape my sticks the same way

and walk out to the game last

A hot couple

Getting married or are already married;

one of the two

Getting married in 15 days

“Pon de Floor” by Major Lazer

“Shine On” by Sunloverz

“All of the Lights” remix

by Kanye West

Sydney MasFirst year

Women’s lacrosse Mid!elder

Nika Oullette First year

Javeline "rower

Drew Philie Sophomore

Men’s lacrosseAttacker

Men’s lacrosse update

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO The Vermont Cynic

Vermont Cynic Issue 27

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