The Vermont Cynic Issue 5

The University of Vermont’s independent voice since 1883

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SPORTSPop culture grid

15-16

OPINIONBake sale way off the mark

12-13

LIFEShelburne finds old roots in fall fest

5-7ARTSDJ duo talks dubstep culture

8-10

NEWS

1-4

Camp Morning Wood

DISTRACT

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Vermont Yan-kee on trial

FALLFEST 2011

Mac Miller and The White Panda rock Patrick Gym 10

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renovation is because it’s a residence, and not a building for students. However, just because

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Richard CateVice president of finances

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Trustees attend retreatDiscuss budget and presidental search

“There aren’t very many 13,000-student

universities with a full range of

professional offerings that emphasize undergraduate

education, either public or private. You really are

in a very unique and attractive position.”

John IsaacsonFounder of Isaacson, Miller

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NEWS !THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011

Drug-related objects were con!scated and destroyed near University Heights woods on Sept. 22.

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An iPhone was stolen in Billings on Sept. 22.

A person was found sleeping on the front porch of the John Dewey Building on Sept. 20.

UVM students were caught attempting to go on the roof of the Cook Physical Science Building on Sept. 21.

A person fainted and received medical assist in the Rowell Building on Sept. 22.

A bike tire was stolen from the University Heights North bike rack on Sept. 22.

Suspicious events

Theft

UVM students were caught in posession of alcohol near Patterson Hall on Sept. 22.

Drugs/alcohol

UVM students were caught attempting to go on the roof of Christie Hall on Sept. 23.

Gra"ti was drawn with a black marker on the third #oor stairwell of Billings on Sept. 21.

A window was smashed out on the second #oor stairwell of Jeanne Mance Hall on Sept. 23.

Vandalism

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Vermont Yankee on trialFuture of the nuclear power plant uncertain

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electricity, what good is paying less if you’re

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CORRECTIONSLast week’s ediorial cartoon was incorrectly attributed. The illustrator

was Lilly Xian.

In distractions, College Life by Rodney Rhea is the bottom left comic, while Camp Morning Wood by Scott Womer is on the bottom right.

MICHAEL CHAUCER-TORELLO

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The Sword hosts a rare performanceFilm highlights emotional adult struggles

‘Our Idiot Brother’ shows ignorance is not bliss3*(8$+2*(3/#'#/&A/2"1&%#$

“Our Idiot Brother” brings attention to

the flaws that adults develop as defense

mechanisms, tools to success or ways to

cope with their own unhappiness.

“The Sword are the sound of awesome. Inexplicably catchy,

consistently impressive, always

identifiable yet willing to evolve — they are

a rare, indomitable force.”

Matt LongoThe Sword fan

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Annual contest sets standard

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pipe as the canvas.”

TitoBern Gallery co-owner

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Miller, Panda turn up the heatFall Fest fills Patrick Gym with enthused, sweaty fans!"#$%&''(#!)*+,)',%!"#$$%&'(")'

PHOTOS BY ALANA LUTTINGER The Vermont Cynic

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Wonderland by Alice Tonry

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ACROSS

1- Purim month5- Inquired10- Quick look14- Draw near15- Singer Cleo16- In a bad way17- Corp. VIP, brie!y18- Examines closely19- Make-up artist?20- Electric generator22- Hawaiian guitar24- Sun. talk25- Hazard26- Con"ne30- ___-ski35- Man-mouse connector36- Code-breaking org.37- Biblical verb

38- Bitter derision41- Connect with43- Begin44- ___-Tiki45- Indian holiday resort46- Ancient region of Asia Minor47- Bursting forth50- First name in country53- “The Matrix” hero54- Permanently attached, to a zoologist58- Move slowly62- O.T. book63- Iraqi port66- Clock face67- Baltic capital68- Eight singers69- Grandson of Adam70- “We’re all in the same _____”71- Large marine mammal

!!THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2011

College Life by Rodney Rhea

Camp Morning Wood by Scott Womer

72- Tabula ___

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Must-see games

No. 14 Texas A&M @ Arkansas No. 18 – 12 p.m.

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College football: Oct. 1

No. 13 Clemson @ Virginia Tech No. 11 – 6 p.m.

No. 3 Alabama @ Florida No. 12 – 8 p.m.

No. 8 Nebraska @ Wisconsin No. 7 – 8 p.m.

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UVM athlete spotlight of the week#3 Ellie Mills — Women’s soccerPosition: ForwardHeight: 5’5” Class: SophomoreHometown: Arlington, Va. High School: Washington-Lee High School

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Field hockey @ Boston U Boston3:30 p.m.

Cross country @ Paul Short Invitational at LehighBethlehem, Pa. 10 a.m.

Men’s soccer vs. BinghamtonBurlington 1 p.m.

Sunday 10/2Saturday 10/1Women’s soccer @ Boston UBoston 7 p.m.

Thursday 9/29

Women’s hockey vs. ClarksonBurlington 3 p.m.

Tuesday 10/4Friday 9/30

Women’s soccer @ UMBCCatonsville, Md.1 p.m

Men’s soccer @ DartmouthHanover, N.H.7 p.m.

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