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MGMT performs new material and old favorites

ELLIOT DEBRUYN | The Vermont Cynic./0%102%3)",)-"+4/0"$%50+'%$(,-0"%6+,%708+"%45+9$%+#%:(-/0"%;")<,'=

“I felt like everyone there had a

good time. They brought out a lot of different people, all

ages and types.”!

Mahasidhdhi Parmar

UVM senior

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed,

but I haven’t been playing with a

B-string all night ... I like it. Who ever uses the B-string

anyway?”!

Dan BejarThe New Pornographers

Lead singer

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A look at music venues in Burlington

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SPORTS !!TUESDAY, AUGUST 31, 2010

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Men’s, women’s soccer teams picked low in

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The Blue Hens scored 31 seconds into the game and never looked back extending their lead to 4-1 before Vermont added the !nal tally. Senior Brittany Booker and junior Alana Izzo scored for the Catamounts.

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First year Haley Marks drilled a shot from 20 yards out into the upper right hand corner to lift Vermont past Rider in the !rst round of the TD Bank Classic held in Burlington

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