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SPORTSStanley Cup comes to Burlington

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OPINIONSlightly to the right of crazy

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LIFEHow to: go home again

4ARTSArtists make art from trash

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NEWS

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Cynic caption contest

DISTRACT

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Fire blazes on Pearl St.

BROTHER ALI

Rapper welcomes students back to UVM at Davis Center concert.

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NEWS! THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011

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A student was apprehended in the Davis Center for public intoxication and sent to Act 1 detox on Aug. 27.

Marijuana was con!scated from a student in Buckham Hall on Aug. 26.

A wallet was taken from a dorm room in Hamilton Hall Aug. 30.

Clothing items and textbooks were stolen from the Christie parking lot during move-in day.

Drugs and alcohol

A male went missing in the Patrick Gym on Aug. 28, but was later located.

Theft

Students were found underage drinking in Living/Learning Center on Aug. 30.

Other Crime

A trespass notice was issued to a UVM student on Aug. 29 because he/she was arrested in Burlington for domestic violence.

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this low.”

Minh LamSophomore

IRENE effects of tropical storm felt throughout Vermont...continued from page 1

“Cracks in the roofs were easily cleaned

up, no trees fell down, and there were no

injuries.”

Bill BallardCo-chair of UVM Emergency

Operations Group

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candidates and there will be others [less

qualified candidates].”

Gary DerrVice president for executive

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Robert BennerChair of the Student Action

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a while, and I live on College Street.”

Logan GregoireJunior

Senators new and old outline goals for student government

“We are currently working on registering students to vote in the

Vermont November elections.”

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SPORTS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2011 !!

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Student-athlete pop culture gridStudent athletes I survived Irene by ... On my day with the

Stanley Cup I would ... Before a game/match I ... !e best part of my summer was ...

Doing arts and cra!s and going to

the movies

Not going outside

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mood was right

Tie it onto a chain and wear it around

my neck

Look over quotes

Usually listen to some Modest Mouse to get my mind read for the

next 25-30 minutes of pain that is to

come.

My favorite songs and stretch

Making money

Going white-water canoeing in some New

Hampshire rapids

Being able to sleep in

Jill Dellipriscoli, juniorWomen’s soccer defender

John Little, seniorMen’s cross country

Yannick Lewis, seniorMen’s soccer defender

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Position: GoalkeeperHeight: 6’4”Weight: 190 pounds Class: Junior Hometown: Essex, Vt. High School: Essex High School

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