Vermont Cynic Issue 21
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Vermont Cynic Issue 21
Transcript of Vermont Cynic Issue 21
The Univers i t y o f Vermont ’s independent vo ice s ince 1883
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CYNIC! " # $ % # & '( ) !
BSU FASHION SHOWThe Black Student Union hosts a fashion show to raise money for a good cause 6
SPORTSMen’s basketball loses in tourney
11-12
OPINIONCharlie Sheen is “winning” at narcissism
8 - 9
LIFEDr. Cornel West speaks at chapel
6-7
ARTSInterview with The Vacant Lots
4
NEWSPresidential election update
1-3
DISTRACTIONS
10No Good Reason
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A person got a bloody nose after fainting and falling on Feb. 24 in Je!ords Hall. The person received medical assistance.
A vending machine was broken into and products were taken on Feb. 23 on the "rst #oor of Mercy Hall.
Alcohol and drug-related objects were con"scated on Feb. 25 from a dorm room in Millis Hall.
Residents of Sichel Hall suspected someone had entered their rooms on Feb. 25.
A parked car was searched for a "rearm on Feb. 24, but no weapon was found.
People refused to pay cab fare until o$cers arrived on scene on Feb. 24. A male student
passed out in the women’s bathroom on Feb. 26 in Harris Hall and was sent to detox.
“Money was the determining factor in
choosing Coke as a sponsor.”!
David MartinFormer Director of the
Purchasing Deparment
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UVM receives thousands from Coca-Cola contract
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COLUMNISTS
OPINION
However, when everyone stops laughing at the
ridiculousness of Sheen’s comments,
they may start to wonder if he isn’t meant to be some
sort of warning sign against what the
Hollywood lifestyle has become.
Quick OpinionsMax Krieger
Zach Despart
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“Top cats have an identity crisis”
Amanda Adams
Class of 2011
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Future of the NBA: Small-market teams on the outside looking in
Even if a smaller city has more than enough money to pay top-flight players, those all-stars won’t necessarily want or even consider signing with that team. We have never seen anything like this in any professional sport.
Friday 3/11
Men’s ice hockey @ New HampshireL 3-1
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UVM athlete spotlight of the weekJonathan Nordbotten — Men’s Alpine
Discipline: Alpine Class: First year Hometown: Kolbotn, Norway
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