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ALUM JON KILIK RETURNS TO PREMIERE

NEW MOVIE, DISCUSS WORK PAGE 10

Katy Perry borrows beats from Russian duo 9

SPORTSMLB National League preview

14-16

OPINIONThose who forget the past...

12-13

LIFEHow To: Accidentally have a crush on your professor

6-7ARTS“Honest” photography draws attention

8-10

NEWSProfile on Gary Derr

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Adventures of Joel and Chris

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Taking the next stepPlans for Fogel’s resignation underway

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Dean’s salary questioned

“He says he’s coming back to the English

department so I have to believe it’s true,

but he’s taking a year off so who knows

what could happen during that year with somebody who’s got

the profile he does.

Tony MagistraleHead of the English Deptartment

Acclaimed producer visits UVM

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“The committee was created to help get a better understanding

of the university budget which can be

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Kofi MensahSGA President

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Students buy into budget committee

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Gary DerrVice President for Executive

Operations and Chief of Staff for President Daniel Mark

Fogel

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UVM professor co-authors new book

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Two intoxicated students were caught pushing a grocery cart down the street on March 27.

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A student broke a dorm room window in Hamilton Hall by throwing something at it.

Alcohol was con!scated from three students in Wilks Hall.

Marijuana and drug-related objects were con!scated in Simpson and Wright halls.

Two computers were stolen on March 24 from a Waterman o"ce.

Gra"ti was drawn on a bathroom sign in Millis Hall on March 22.

Four people — two UVM students — were criminally charged for causing a disturbance in Simpson Hall.

A student woke up to !nd an unknown male sitting in her dorm room in Harris Hall.

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University is getting smartProfessors study power systems

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New laboratory to be built 2011-2012Club

BudgetsThe Student Government Association has decided how much money each club is going to get for the next academic year. Here are the clubs that are receiving the most money and which are getting the least.

Crew

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SA Concerts

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Student Dietetic Association

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The man behind the nameJulian Golfarini, more than just the SGA president

“You can introduce yourself to him once and he’ll know who

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The senatorial candidates that were late in handling in their elections packets received a sanction and can spend $25 on their campaign instead of the original $50.

Senatorial elections are April 6-7, and students can vote on the Lynx.

The Blood Ban Committee is working on a video about why the FDA should allow gay male students to give blood to the Red Cross.

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Men’s lacrosse @ Binghamton L 8-7 OT

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Women’s lacrosse @ Binghamton L 14-13

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SPORTSMLB National League preview

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OPINIONThose who forget the past...

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Dean’s salary questioned

“He says he’s coming back to the English

department so I have to believe it’s true,

but he’s taking a year off so who knows

what could happen during that year with somebody who’s got

the profile he does.

Tony MagistraleHead of the English Deptartment

Acclaimed producer visits UVM

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“The committee was created to help get a better understanding

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Students buy into budget committee

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Gary DerrVice President for Executive

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NEWS !TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2011

Two intoxicated students were caught pushing a grocery cart down the street on March 27.

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A student broke a dorm room window in Hamilton Hall by throwing something at it.

Alcohol was con!scated from three students in Wilks Hall.

Marijuana and drug-related objects were con!scated in Simpson and Wright halls.

Two computers were stolen on March 24 from a Waterman o"ce.

Gra"ti was drawn on a bathroom sign in Millis Hall on March 22.

Four people — two UVM students — were criminally charged for causing a disturbance in Simpson Hall.

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The senatorial candidates that were late in handling in their elections packets received a sanction and can spend $25 on their campaign instead of the original $50.

Senatorial elections are April 6-7, and students can vote on the Lynx.

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Bobby BruderleSenior

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