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OPINIONTransfer student woes

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A student was brought to detox from Chittenden Hall, and the police con!scated marijuana and hallucinogens.

An unattended lit candle melted onto a makeshift nightstand, built from plastic milk crates and covered with a sheet, and caused an apartment !re at 57 North Willard.

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Second hearing keeps convictionGardner-Quinn’s murderer sentenced to life in prison

“If I did it, I deserve to die.”

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Northside Café: closes at 7 p.m.Redstone Dining: closes at 7:30 p.m.

Harris Millis: closes at 8 p.m.Marche: closes at 10 p.m.

Redstone Market: closes at 10 p.m.Brennan’s Pub: closes at 11 p.m.

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Documentary uncovers child labor and trafficking in the cocoa industry

PHOTO COURTESY OF BOARD OF BILL SOLEMENE

Film exposes the slavery behind your hot chocolate

Filmmakers spoke with officials about the

rumors of trafficking and child labor, but

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Or rather, just because the United States is generally seen as a power in diplomacy

and democracy, it is allowed to be

hypocritical?

Think, then speak

MAX HARWOOD

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`N TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011 OPINION

COLUMNISTS

New Hampshire law to disenfranchise thousands

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Transfer student woes

JOSEPHINE MILLER

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LCD Soundsystem — when something great is gone

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Never heard of them? Doesn’t matter.

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20- Murders23- Resembling baby beef26- Agt.’s take27- Retract28- Old Dodge model29- Monetary unit of Vietnam30- Marseilles Mrs.31- Woodblock33- Test area34- Bribe37- Airport abbr.38- Baseball bat wood39- 401(k) alternative40- Philosopher ___-tzu41- Bruce ___ was a famous kung-fu movie star42- What’s up43- Chilean natural resource45- Eye infection, pig house46- Beverage commonly drunk in England47- Squeezes (out)48- Entangled with51- Battery size52- Mimicry53- Test tube heater56- Corrida cries57- Absorb, as a cost58- New World songbird62- Netman Nastase63- Half a !y

64- Bust a myth, e.g.65- Sharp-sighted66- DC bigwig67- Takes care of

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!"TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011

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The Adventures of Joel and Chris by Andrew Becker

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Men’s hockey @ Boston University Boston 6:30 p.m.

Men’s hockey @ Boston UniversityBoston 7:30 p.m.

Women’s basketball @ Boston UniversityBoston 1 p.m.

Sunday 2/27

Men’s Basketball vs. Boston UniversityPatrick Gymnasium 1 p.m.

Men’s Lacrosse @ Air ForceColorado Springs, Colo. 9:30 p.m.

Men’s Lacrosse @ University of Denver Denver 2 p.m.

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UVM clinches regular season championship

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Saturday 2/19

FridayMen’s hockey vs New HampshireLoss 6-1

Women’s Basketball vs New HampshireWin 58-47

Women’s Hockey @ ProvidenceLoss 3-2

Women’s Lacrosse @ MassachusettsLoss 17-9

2/17Thursday

JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic

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