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SPORTSLooking ahead at fall season
15-16
OPINIONFogel’s tarnished legacy
12-13
LIFEThe Princeton Review ranks UVM
6-7ARTSGrace Potter performs at Grand Point North
8-9
NEWS
1-5
Week of welcome festivities
10
SPECTACLE
A day in the life
DISTRACT
14
President steps downOutgoing pay sparks outcry
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Fogel resigns after scandal
Flood waters roar down the Winooski River near the downtown bridge on Monday, Aug. 28.
Meet Interim President Bramley
BARLEY BELTS ITUVM student Devon Barley. a recent contender on “The Voice” performs with the Top Cats
8
Hurricane Irene sweeps Burlington
JAMIE LENT The Vermont Cynic
page 5
see FOGEL on page 5
NEWS! THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1, 2011
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SmartMoney#31 College that helps grads get top salaries
U.S. News#94 on the national university ranking
Student reactions“I am surprised that
UVM is not ranked higher in the Birkenstock-Wearing category. Judging from a routine walk through campus, it seems like the majority of students are the ‘crunchy’ stereotype and there is nearly always some sort of campaign to reduce bottle usage on campus or some other effort to recycle. UVM dining services always have good vegetarian options too.
One statistic that I am surprised about is that we are No. 19 party school in America. After The Princeton Review was released, friends and I were very s h o c k e d about this particular ranking. This is shocking because come January, it seems that many students choose to stay indoors and do not leave their residence halls or own apartments due to
the frigid weather.”
Kate Woodcome Senior
“I almost think the image UVM tries to portray creates these stereotypes about the student population that are true, but not necessarily for as large a portion of the student body as it would seem. There are definitely a lot of wannabe hippies at UVM, but there are also a lot of preppy suburbanites and jocks. In some senses I feel like the image UVM tries to create for its student body just makes outsiders looking in just see that part of the “UVM culture,” while also allowing the students who don’t fit those stereotypes to almost feel as though they do.
I would actually think that the “reefer madness” one would be higher. I
know very few people here who don’t smoke at all, and regardless of those people, weed seems to be an ever-present part of the social scene here. I guess I don’t k n o w about everywhere else, but from what I’ve seen when visiting friends at other schools, I think UVM takes the cake in having the most consistent weed culture.”
Alyssa Bucci Senior
It’s nice to know that UVM was ranked high on the list of top salaries after graduating. Being a senior it’s only natural to worry about my future so seeing UVM on the SmartMoney list is comforting. It’s nice that UVM is getting recognition.
Isaac Geltzer Senior
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We are all children of the Renaissance
— we attend the same college as John
Dewey. We ought to value learning
for learning’s sake, because all knowledge
is good knowledge and will allow us to
better our world and ourselves.
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1- Poultry enclosure5- Defunct airline8- Metric unit of mass12- Living in !owing water14- Norse god of thunder15- Prego competitor16- Writer Loos17- Goes o"-course18- Mideast gulf19- Tubular pasta21- Re!uent23- Flight formation24- Article in Le Monde25- Siouan speaker26- Pantry30- Club alternative32- Chose33- Insipid37- Christmas38- Embankment39- “Hard ___!” (sailor’s yell)40- Assertion without proof42- Episode43- Old Nick44- Midday nap45- Corn#eld sound48- French possessive49- ___ who?
50- Hindu incarnation52- Island o" the E coast of Africa57- First name in fashion58- Gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans60- Unfettered61- Polynesian carved image62- Small children63- Broke o"64- Billy ___ had a hit song with “White Wedding”65- Clean air org.66- Mariners can sail on seven of these
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1- A type of bake2- Mrs. Chaplin3- Auricular4- Falafel holder5- Baht spender6- Exclamation of surprise7- Certain salt8- Seize9- Electromagnetic telecommunication10- Cause11- Reused wool
13- Graven14- Actress Daly20- Not ‘neath22- “Venerable” English monk24- Overturn26- Actress Anderson27- For one28- Numbered rds.29- Strikes out30- Eurasian juniper31- Delight33- State not to “mess with”34- Some Ivy Leaguers35- Dispatched36- Bristle38- Able to read and write41- Group of individual facts42- Crackle44- DC bigwig45- Desert bloomers46- Evade47- An eccentric person49- Back talk51- Labor52- Epsilon follower53- Charged particles54- Portend55- Between ports56- Cincinnati club59- Explosive sound
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