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Yes, it’s Fuddler time again! So as always a huge welcome to another action packed edition! We very much hope you enjoy the fun and nonsense we have put together for your entertainment and of course, it goes without saying - please check
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Bookings are now being taken for Mothering Sunday on the
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‘On 22nd September 2012, there will be a Redborne school reunion for ‘pupils’ who started Redborne school, or who left Russell school in 1967, i.e. will be 57years old at the time of the reunion. The event will take place at the Wingfield Club in Ampthill from 7.30 pm on the date shown above. If you fall into this category and would like to come along, please call or text me on 07850 131394 or ring 01525 402315 where you can leave a message. The event is also open to people either side of this year if they would like to come, and will know others from a different year, but numbers here will be limited, and I must know as accurately as I can who is going to come. So ‘please’ it is very important you contact me, I look forward to seeing you all.’
Bob Turney
Ampthill is already getting geared-up and galvanised for its legendary Festival and Gala –
now in its 31st year! The Theme this year will be ‘The Olympics’ – an opportunity to celebrate sportsmen/women/children particularly in our own community. Dates for your Diaries: AmpRocks (Acts to be announced any time now) on Friday June 29th; Ampthill Proms in the Park on June 30th
(tickets soon on sale) and the Gala Day on July 1st.The Festival Fun Quiz is open to all at Ampthill Rugby Club on Friday 2nd March (details on the posters around town); by popular demand there will be a Frog Race in Parkside Hall on May 19th (watch out in The Fuddler for further details); the stunning Open Gardens Event is on June 24th; another fun-packed and exciting Fun Dog Show will be in the Park on October 7th and plans are underway for a Halloween Ball in October. All of the above raise much needed funds for our fantastic Festival 3-day event, so please come along and support us and have a brilliant time at the same time! Even better come and join us as a volunteer. Ring Jill Rose on 07840932930/[email protected] and keep checking our website on www.ampthillfestival.co.uk
We are pleased to bring you the latest from Ampthill Twinning Association. Please see their article on page 16.
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Across: 1 Gleans, 4 Menial, 7 Amusement, 9 Pass, 10 Eras, 11 Fetes, 13 Dealer, 14 Rained, 15 Chatos, 17 Minced, 19 Nisan, 20 Nous, 22 Snap, 23 Surprised, 24 Natter, 25 Nestle
Down: 1 Griped, 2 Aims, 3 Sister, 4 Mummer, 5 None, 6 Leased, 7 Asparagus, 8 Transcend, 11 Felon, 12 Sarin, 15 Cannon, 16 Simper, 17 Malign, 18 Dapple, 21 Suet, 22 Sets
“The Fuddler” i s pub l i she d by MDA Publications and printed by Fidelity. The views expressed herein are not necessarily those of the publisher. No part of this publication may be copied in any form or by any means without written permission of the Publisher. Copyright MDA Publications.
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LORD DEE’S PONDERINGS I was recounting the
time when I had explained to the late great Check-It-Out
and my old mate Duster that my ambition would
be to have my own ’Jeeves’.
It was suggested by the assembled company that perhaps I should rely on ‘Ask Jeeves’ on one of my computers. Such impertinence.
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A BRIANISM I’ve given up taking
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Here’s another of Marjorie’s fine crosswords for our entertainment
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Sandra’s been busy again looking through her big book of words (dictionary?) and brings us the word below. (Nothing to do with the crossword.) Just look at the hexagon and see whether or not the word jumps out at you! (Answer at the bottom of the page if it doesn’t!)
Down: 2 Type of wine (5) 3 Lake in Switzerland (7) 5 Senior (5) 6 Offer (7) 7 Parody (5) 8 Scrounge (5) 9 Positioned (5) 14 Deity (4) 16 Sore anag (4) 18 Wicked (7) 20 Conspire (7) 21 Astir (5) 23 Nonplussed (5) 24 Dilapidated (5) 26 Eagle’s nest (5) 28 Sits (5)
Across: 1 Pertinently (5) 4 Retains (5) 10 A Canape anag (7)11 Hindu loincloth (5) 12 River creature (5) 13 Animal (7) 15 Penury (4) 17 Precipitous (5) 19 Burnt Sienna colour (5) 22 Capital of Norway (4) 25 Lightest (7) 27 Oversight (5) 29 Smell (5) 30 Sailed (7) 31 Large daisy (5) 32 Robbery (5)
Crescendo
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Benedictus of the ‘9Tails’..........
…….Yes, to his surprise there in front of him was the two cats that he had seen in the pew with Judge Jacobs. He recognised them immediately yet they were not part of time past or time present…they were part of time future and Benedictus had not been there, so why where they were now part of his journey? He quickened his pace to catch them up but he could not, for they always stayed a distance in front of him. He knew them to be his cousin Sarah and cousin Delilah…yet; he did not know them at all. They had not been part of his life. He continued to follow them desperately trying
to catch them up. To no avail. They reached the town and suddenly Cousins Sarah and Delilah completely vanished. Benedictus was alone. The town was busy and bustling it was confusing and Bennie felt restless. He looked all around and eventually his eyes fell upon the words over a shop called “ Y e r f f o e g M e r c h a n t s ” Something drew him to that shop and he soon wished it had not for out of the door came the most formidable gentleman whom on seeing Benedictus, drew in a deep breath and expanded his stature in a most commanding way…he looked down at Benedictus with piercing blue eyes and bellowed and boomed “What have we here then”…with that Bennie ran into the shop…mistake
number two…and then through an inside open door only to be followed by the formidable gentleman who slammed the door behind Benedictus with such gusto to the words “Got you”…..Bennie was trapped. Although the room was dark naturally Benedictus could see. It was obviously a store room with shelves full of documents and files. It was cold, damp and uninviting. Through a very small high up window which had a pane missing, Benedictus could feel the crisp easterly breeze and see the clear sky save one lone shining star. Bennie knew that tonight he could have turned the key but he was trapped there was no escape from the room. It was more than frustration…it was devastation… Suddenly from
the darkness Great Uncle Abraham focused into sight. Bennie immediately froze. “ H o ld t o y o u r d r ea m Benedictus, have patience. You are being tested. This is where I failed and now I am lost in time itself. You will feel anothereasterly breeze and see another shining lone star but not tonight…you must wait…” and before Bennie could utter even a meow, Great Uncle Abraham he had faded into the darkness itself and was gone. Bennie hung onto these comforting words because that was all he had… but first he must escape from “Yerffoeg Merchants”…he must find a way of getting the better of that ‘formidable gentleman’ with the booming v o i c e … b u t h o w a n d when?.........
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By Julio Van Peebles 1) Do packs of lamb have baa codes? 2) Do Scottish chickens start life as a scotch egg? 3) Why do bald men grow pony tails? 4) Has anyone ever come out of the woodwork? 5) Why do they show 'maximum height' on the way out of car parks? Julio’s Top Tip: It is very interesting to note that the song with the longest title is - "I'm a cranky old Yank in a clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama, with my Honolulu mama doin' those beat o, beat o, flat on my seat o, Hirohito Blues" written by Hoagy Carmichael in 1943 !
Have a Splendid and Gorgeous Birthday James for the 20th
March, with all our love and kisses, from
Sue, Vera, Richard, and of course…………..
BORIS xxxxxx
a
b
c
JTV assures us that they have come from identical size circles! But what do you think?
With Jimmy The Voice JTV has been up to more mischief this month! After practising with his compass he has sent us this picture showing three arcs and he has asked which curve comes from the largest circle? So, is it a, b or c?
Happy Birthday Amy for the 7th March!
Happy Birthday Beanie for the 17th March
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On Valentine’s Day he said to me ‘Go on, don’t be shy - ask me out.’ So I said ‘Get out.’ A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. My friend’s husband is so silly that he thinks a balanced diet is eating on one leg. Why try and raise standards when lowering them will make your job so much easier. Never trust a man with a penchant for cravats. When faced with overwhelming forces ranged against you - join the other side. Make an appointment with yourself to deal with worries at a specific time. Never eat more then you can lift. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. How on earth are supposed to fold a fitted sheet? Don’t imagine the battle for equality is over. Men still have a long way to go to reach our standard. I thought I wanted a job but it turns out I just wanted the money.There are two sides to every argument - until you take one. 1 Sailing boat, 2 Anneke Wills, 3
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1. Apart from the obvious, where would you find a ‘Gooseneck’?
2. Who played Dr Who’s assistant ‘Polly Wright’?
3. In which year was toothpaste invented?
4. Who created ‘Aradne Oliver’? 5. A ‘Kit’ is the young of which
animal? 6. I f you su f fe red f rom
‘Katagelophobia’ of what would you be afraid?
7. What is a ‘Harmattan’? 8. In which US state is there a
town called ‘No Name’? 9. A ‘Labour’ is the collective
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‘Saccule’?
Enjoying the fine weather, Babs thought it would be great fun if she went with her friends to visit Alton Towers for an enjoyable day out. She suitably packed everyone into the coach she had hired again and off they went. About two thirds of the way there she asked the driver if he would turn round and take them all home again. ‘But why do you want to return home already’ asked the driver perplexed. ‘Because the sign we just passed said Alton Towers left.’ replied Babs sensibly.
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One of our readers has been kind enough to send these splendid photographs to us! Taken outside the Grand View Hotel in Brisbane, Australia, the picture to the left shows Charlotte Bennett who is studying for a business degree at Queensland University, and the picture below shows guests at the hotel enjoying a read of your favourite magazine! Do you have a photo of someone reading their Fuddler somewhere overseas? P l e a se s e nd t h e m t o [email protected]
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Mother’s day is almost here, To show our love, to those we hold so dear,
So to all the great mums out there, We want you to know how much we really do care.
So if your mum is special to you, We want you to say to them a BIG THANK YOU. We have a great range of cards from just a pound,
To say thank you to all the great mums around. We also have boxed chocolates out on display, What a great gift from you, on Mother’s day.
So I’ll just remind you of the date, It’s the 18th of March so you won’t be late.
Also when you come in to our store, You will see we have so much more,
With new offers on display And many new deals for you to take away,
Many new products for just a pound Please call in and have a good look around.
Also our half price newspaper deal will soon be coming to an end,
So please be quick if you would like it for yourself or a friend.
This week also sees the launch of the new Sunday Sun, But don’t worry I’ve ordered loads if you would like one.
I think that’s about it, but before I go, I must say, Hi Mum, Happy Mother’s Day.
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Local Architect Stuart Palmer of FOD Ltd, Architects, based in Ampthill has won a prestigious Royal Institute of British Architects award in the best Domestic Extension/ Refurbishment category beating off tough competition.
The awards ceremony for the Design and Craftsmanship Awards 2011, held at Bedford School, was lucky enough to be attended by speaker and multi-award-winning international Architect, Ted Cullinan, who presented the award.
The project awarded best in category is a Grade II listed property, which made the project all the more challenging. The building is located in the middle of Ampthill on a prominent position in Dunstable Street adjacent to the Limes development. It was extensively remodelled to the side and rear to create an additional bedroom, enlarged living space and kitchen with vaulted ceilings and large areas of glass to the garden elevation bringing the ‘outside, in’, forming a pleasing and useful addition to this listed property.
The extension was highlighted by the judges for its bold, glazed statement to the rear garden elevation combined with its sensitivity to the original listed building.
‘We were lucky to have clients in the form of Mr and Mrs Richard Last who could both see and appreciate our design concept from just a quick sketch through to completion, and enabled us to help them achieve their wish for a more usable space’
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A new sports initiative is giving everyone the opportunity to become sporting heroes in their community and become a key part of the legacy of the London 2012 games. Sport Makers aims to inspire people aged 16 and over in Beds and Luton to get involved and help people that they know to get involved in sport and make sport happen at a local level. From setting up sport with your mates like fun runs or five-a-side football to helping out with local sports clubs, Sport Makers is a great opportunity to get involved in local sport in the lead up to the 2012 games. The point is that each Sport Maker can make this programme their own. By taking part in Sport Makers, and completing your 10 hours, you could secure tickets to the greatest show on earth: Sport Makers and London 2012 are working together to give people the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to attend this year’s Olympic and Paralympic Games. The London 2012 Ticketshare scheme is funded by the London 2012 Prestige Ticketing programme, for more information please go to: www.sportmakers.co.uk. Anyone interested can sign up to the project at the Sport Maker website. Participants will then be invited to book onto one of the free local workshops which will be running at venues across Beds and Luton where they will be helped to gain the skills and opportunities needed to lead sporting activities in their community.
FLITWICK WORKSHOPCome to your local workshop on the 11th March 11.30am – 2.30pm at the Flitwick Leisure Centre, and because you’ll have just become a sport maker you’ll get a FREE Sport Maker T-shirt, a FREE lunch and a FREE swim!!!
Book now to avoid disappointment. If you are interested in becoming a Sport Maker register online at www.sportmakers.co.uk call 01582 813764 or email [email protected]
DARTS AT THE QUEENS HEAD‘A Ladies Darts Team who were looking for a pub to play at have been welcomed at The Queens Head Ampthill. Our team of six ladies will be joined by at least two new players, so hopefully we will be able to compete in all matches and competitions for the forthcoming Summer League due to start shortly. We look forward to playing for The Queens Head and trust we will make them proud to say they now have a ladies team at the pub.’
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A very happy Birthday to ‘Mr Fox’ for the 19th March!
Following two successful fundraising events in 2011, we have bought the road signs, promoting our twinning with Nissan Lez Enserune, which can be seen at every entrance to Ampthill. This year we are already moving on a pace with twinning events. A Nissan Youth Centre named Point Jeunes, will be visiting in April, staying with local families and including a visit to London during their stay. This will be closely followed by the visit of a Youth rugby team from Nissan to officially open one of the new rugby pitches. They will be hosted by local families and an exciting programme has been drawn up. Bedfordshire Lace, the Ladies Morris Dancing group are planning to visit Nissan and Flitwick and Ampthill Lawn Tennis Club will be hosting a return match after their successful visit to France last year. Local schools are also in contact with their counterparts in Nissan Lez Enserune. Our membership list is increasing and if you would like to keep up with what is going on, check out our web site and the web site for Nissan: www.ampthilltwinning.com www.nissan-lez-enserune.net
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Here we bring you another recipe that has kindly been sent to us:
WINE BRAISED LIVER WITH RICE
For 3 - 4 people you will need: 200 gm liver from your local butcher 1 onion to finely chop 200 gm mushrooms 1 tbps flour seasoned with salt and pepper 125 ml red wine A little oil to cook with 100 gm long grained rice A garnish of paprika and parsley Firstly pop the oven on to around 170 deg c Then pour a little wine into a glass and take a slurp! Take a pan and heat up a little
oil, into which you add your finely chopped onion. Fry gently until soft (the onion that is), then cut the liver into pieces dip in seasoned flour and fry with onion. Wash and slice up the mushrooms, chuck in with the liver and allow to cook for a few minutes. Then, the good bit (!) add the wine, bring to boil and pour the contents into an ovenproof dish. Cover and cook in the centre of the oven for about 45 minutes. Finally, serve the cooked rice into shaped heaps on each dish and pour the liver, onion and mushrooms over. To add the finishing touch garnish with parsley and paprika.
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Alice Springs to Well 35 on the Canning Stock Route 1976 Day 4
Back in 1976, the route from Alice Springs to Well 35 on the Canning Stock route did NOT feature on any tourist brochures but there were still a few folk who did this sort of thing. By the mid 90’s it became a problem because some people could afford the technology but lacked the skill or experience to stay alive in the bush. Anyway, it was a bit sobering to come across a rusted out three ton truck buried in red sand to its axles, just sitting in the middle of nowhere with NO other sign of humanity. The metal was polished red by being blasted by the wind driven sand and occasionally moistened by humidity just enough to maintain a patina of iron oxide. Abandoned vehicles are a common sight on bush tracks but the majority of tracks have regular traffic, i.e. you may wait less than an hour maybe a day for someone to pass by who can help. This truck might have waited for weeks or months for another passing vehicle! Stuffed in the sun visor and glove compartment were several maps of the area and under the bonnet was a brass label, riveted to the air filter, it was embossed with the instructions on how to clean the filter as part of routine maintenance, The elaborate embossed brass plate, seemed to date the truck as quite old. In the back of the truck were several 20 gallon tanks, all sealed and containing a liquid, it looked like cloudy water, we took some but hoped we would not need to use it. I hope the occupants of that truck got home, I guess they were one crew of several and doubled up with another vehicle. The encounter served to remind us that we did not have “another vehicle”! Later that day we reached Well 35, an unassuming patch of rocky sand in the vastness of “the bush” identified by a small post near a dent in the sand with the fading legend “Canning Stock Route Well 35” We unloaded the three drums of fuel to be left and parked them in some slight shade, we then set about getting a fire going for our evening meal, I cannot remember what it or most other meals were but sandwiches of stale bread, tins of stew and Vesta curry featured high on the list. Then this dog arrived. I am not joking, a starving and very frightened collie turned up and gave all signs that it smelled our food and would like some. It would NOT come nearer than 25 feet but we gave it some food which it ate. Unlike cats which are a menace in the bush, dogs are no good at solo survival in that environment, how this fella got there we can only guess. He obviously had found water somewhere and maybe carrion or dug up bugs and lizards, He probably got separated from a previous expedition on the Canning Stock Route itself.That evening was the first time we really relaxed, we had a cool beer and cider and knew we only had to retrace our steps from the previous days. On the down side we knew that ALL the wells we would pass on the way back were dry and we had about two days water for a journey that took us 4 days on the way out. But on the upside, we were more than half a ton lighter!
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minus his legs and head. It transpired later that Mrs Bunker’s husband had dug the head up some years earlier and they were using it as a door stop! She could not be persuaded to part with it until a descendent of the Huett family visited her. After rearranging the Chancel, the figures were eventually returned to their rightful place beneath the original Latin inscription which had surmounted their tomb. The Figures of their two children which formed part of the original monument, were never found, but legend has it that they were probably buried under the chancel floor when it was raised in 1864.
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Ampthill Rugby Club is riding high in National League three, a well run organised club but it was not always so. I returned home from college for the Christmas vacation on the Friday and phoned the fixture secretary, Ray Duffin, to ask if there was any chance of a game on Saturday. I was told to be at the club at one-o-clock with my kit which I did. Upon arrival I was informed that we were playing away at Biggleswade and I would be playing at full back for the third team, the first team were also travelling to ‘Biggy’. By the time our final player arrived the first team had already left. We arrived at Biggleswade, the first team had already kicked off, and changed in the old wooden clubhouse. There was no sign of any opposition so after standing around for a while our captain suggested that to pass the time a pint was in order, we opened the bar for them and fifteen pints were poured. Half way through our drinks a head appeared round the door and enquired if we were the Ampthill Thirds. Upon affirmation we were informed that the game would be played across the road and that Biggleswade were waiting for us. On taking to the field, which actually was a meadow with vague lines, tussocky clumps of grass and a stream flowing diagonally across the playing area. There was one set of posts at one end and a piece of rope suspended between one post and an overhanging branch. The Biggleswade captain approached and enquired ‘How many have you got?’ Fifteen was the answer. ‘We only have thirteen so one of your players will have to ref.’ This was met with protestation as all present had come to play not ref. A stalemate ensued until a solution was reached: our captain would play and ref at the same time. We lined up for kick off when our captain realised that he did not have a whistle with which to both start and halt the game. It was agreed that he would shout ‘whistle’ if the game was to stop. The next five minutes was absolute chaos with a cry of ‘whistle’ being heard any time a player looked like doing anything slightly dangerous, followed by our captain plaintively pleading ‘It wasn’t me’. At one of these pauses I actually observed two wingers having given up on the game using the flowing stream to play ‘Pooh Sticks’. It was agreed that the situation was ridiculous and we should adjourn to the bar which we did. The game now might be approached more professionally, but I think we had more fun! P.S. The ‘losing touch with reality’ ex-landlord informed me that his dog was attempting to gain his bronze medal. No chance!
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With Lauren Louella Boughalls Hello again everyone and well done to Maureen, Lis, Paul, Josh, Ian, Pauline, Brian and everybody else who correctly stated that the Crown and Sceptre public house was indeed in Bedford Street Ampthill. Also thanks all for the extra snippets of information! Now, with Spring in the air, Algi and I have been off again cycling round the villages and could not resist this picture taken from an unusual angle. But do you recognise it and can you say where it might be?
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This month we bring you an interesting tale from the pen of Montgolfier:
A DAY IN LONDON(with a difference)
I left Fuddlerland mid morning and headed for London taking with me a good torch. I arrived at a very large cemetery which was built to deter grave robbers. The east side is protected with a large wall and the west side is guarded by a canal. In the centre is a place of worship and in front of the altar in the floor are two steel trapdoors which open to allow coffins to be taken down. I went down the stone steps to get below with a group of people all carrying a torch each. Below is one long wide corridor with passages going off to the left and right down these corridors are stone shelving 3 high and on all these shelves are almost 3,000 old coffins. Some only 2 or 3 feet long and others weighing up to one ton. Some were coated in green baize with brass studs and all gone mouldy. On some coffins were placed all types of hats. At the far end of each passage was a steel grill for ventilation. Some of the coffins have been there up to 250 years. The Crypt is still used today so some of the passages are roped off. We spent about an hour down there going down the passages. That evening I was asked ‘Did it smell?’ I didn’t notice any but when I got back to Fuddlerland my stomach was churning over - with the shivers.
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Episode 26 part VIII: The Home Strait
It was another full day before I felt I was well enough to get up. My journey from the sick bay back to my dormitory was greeted with a mixture of sniggering, whisperings, stern looks and tutting with the odd shake of the head mixed in for good measure. Seemingly the only people that I had not encountered on my long lonely walk of shame were my two partners in crime and the teachers who were given the job of supervising us on the cruise. It soon became
apparent why that was ..... they were all in one of the makeshift classrooms set aside for the inquiry into the events back on the island. Along with the school contingent there was also a junior officer whose duty it was to pass on the Captain’s gross displeasure at the e m b a r r a s s m e n t h e ’ d suffered due to this incident. The events immediately prior to our premature departure from the Island of Kos are still a memory I cannot draw on, whether it was the alcohol or the subsequent memory block due to the after effects I
don’t know, but I could not and have not since been able to construct a picture of events in the market square that afternoon. As a constant reminder however, it is still not possible to enjoy a glass of ouzo or indeed any anis based spirit without bringing back a horrible taste in the mouth; in more ways than one. I f we thought the atmosphere was bad on board the ship, then we had quite a shock when finally arriving back at school in England. There was no intrepid hero traveller’s welcome home ceremony when our coach arrived. Instead we were marched past our waiting parents in the car park and into the
headmaster’s office, where, we were left in no uncertain terms on how we had brought shame upon ourselves, the school and our country. There was no punishment as such, no caning or detention, no suspensions, but the next few weeks were possibly some of the cruellest I have suffered. My project was completed but was handed in without the proud feeling of an achievement from the experiences gained from new cultures encountered. This in a way was my punishment and it lasts a lifetime. Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned....
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