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Hi everyone! We sincerely hope you had a splendid Christmas, and we wish you all a very Happy New Year! Welcome to this the first Fuddler of the new decade and we hope you enjoy the issue. As always there’s lots of fun and nonsense inside, plus useful information
about things going on and of course lots of important me s s a ge s f r o m o u r advertisers showing time and time again that ‘Whatever you are looking for - you’ll find it in TheFuddler!’ If you would like to advertise with us all our details are on page four.
Sharman LawS O L I C I T O R SIncorporating Sharman & Trethewy
The Solicitors who care for you,your family and your business
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CHINESE and PEKING CUISINE
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Eddie has tried very hard to help charities by donating a meal at The Dew Drop.
Unfortunately the charities turned him down in case people were too frightened
to win the raffle because if they won they would have to go to The Dew Drop and
Eddie would force them to finish their meal before they could leave.
Even the organiser turned him down!
33, RUSSELL DRIVE AMPTHILL
With Winter very much here, isn’t it time you considered replacing those doors and windows? Or maybe a new conservatory to enjoy. Don’t compromise on style - call into our showroom and see our stunning range of doors and windows including “The Composite Door”.
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Free, confidential help from Mid Beds Citizens Advice Bureau
Every Thursday morning from Mid Beds Citizens Advice Bureau operate an outreach service in the Orchard Children’s Centre in Shefford. The service offers free, confidential sessions to help people receive the help they need on issues such as debt, redundancy, benefits and relationship problems.
Every Thursday 9.30 am-12.30 pm
You don’t need to book an appointment – just turn up!
Shefford Lower School, School Lane, Shefford, Bedfordshire, SG17 5XA.
Our base is in Acorn Pre School's building between Shefford Lower School and Robert Blumfield School,
Access is via School Lane off the Ampthill Road
Funded by the Department for Business Enterprise & Regulatory Reform and HM Treasury
WOBURN SANDS BIG BAND SOCIETY
Listening to Swing, Blues and Jazz on good quality sound equipment
THURSDAY 21st January 2010, 7 pm for 7.30 pmEllen Pettit Memorial Hall, Woburn Sands
New Year Special The George Tarrant Tribute
A selection of George’s own collection : Presented by Phillip Kempton and
Memories of Malcolm Tribute to Malcolm Laycock, Presented by Rex Harris
ENTRY: Members: £2.00, Non members: £3.00 Free car parking available behind the shops in the High Street,
entry from Russell Street Membership application forms available at the desk.
For further information call David Higgs, 01908 583937, or Rex Harris, 01908 281235
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For a switched-on, enthusiastic person to join a small friendly team based in central Ampthill
running training seminars and events across the UK.
An excellent telephone manner is essential as well as good people skills, organised and enthusiastic.
Good starting pay, rising for the right person, bonus scheme, healthcare.
Telephone for an informal chat prior to interview.
Call Paula on 01525 841269
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Workshops & Clubs available - please come in for details We stock card making supplies, decoupage, water colour supplies and much more! DMC Silks, Jewellery, beads and findings. Stockists of wool - Sirdar, Bretts, Peter Pan & Wendy.
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Beading club held fortnightly on a Wednesday afternoon for all
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LORD DEE’S PONDERINGS
I had to confess to Duster and Check-It-Out that when I parked my new automobile in the town car park, I popped into the supermarket to buy some provisions and, Crikey, when I came o u t I c o u l d n ’ t remember which car it was. Thank Heavens for those push button car key things. And a Happy New Year to all.
Ciao
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Memory Foam Mattresses Direct from the manufacturer
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Here we bring you another of Marjorie’s fine crosswords and she wishes everyone a very happy New Year!
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Sandra’s got a brand new big book (dictionary?) and she has brought us another of her hex words! (Nothing to do with the crossword.) Just look at the hexagon and see whether or not the word jumps out at you! (Answer at the bottom of the page if it doesn’t!)
Across: 1 Swamp (4) 3 Vanquishing (8) 9 Hilltop (5) 10 Run for it! (7) 11 Headwear (3) 13 Detonate (9) 14 Capitulate (6) 16 Unanchored (6) 18 Protean (9) 20 Precious stone (3) 22 Forbearing (7) 23 Young eel (5) 25 Choice (8) 26 Engrave (40
Down: 1 Month (5) 2 Stick (3) 4 Oppose (6) 5 Hoarded (7) 6 Implying (9) 7 Vestment (7) 8 Curve (4) 12 Fairness (9) 14 Spin (7) 15 Tidiest (7) 17 Small restaurant (6) 19 Paradise (4) 21 Boggy ground (5) 24 Tank (3)
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FORDFIELD ROAD, MILLBROOK, BEDFORD MK45 2HZ
STAPLES GARDEN CENTRE
Over 50 varieties of seed potatoes - 2 kg £2.99
Onion sets 50 for £1.00
Logs - £2.99 a net
House coal - £7.99 25 kg
Smokeless coal - £11.99 25 kg
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This month, Meerkat has decided to go off just to see whether or not she can find the plot! She hopes to be back in March! Watch this space!
‘FLUFFY’ the snow person seems to have
disappeared ...
Last seen working in a bar!
With Geoffrey THE Golfer A young man and a priest are playing golf together. At a short par 3 the priest asks, ‘What are you going to use on this hole, my son?’ The young man says, ‘An iron, Father. How about you?’ The priest says ‘I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray.’ The young man hits his iron and puts the ball on the green. The priest tops his iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards. The young man says, ‘I don't know about you, Father, but in my church when we pray we keep our heads down.’
GTG
‘On the wagon’, a phrase fancifully attributed to prisoners in England who were taken by water-cart to jail – even worse to Tyburn for hanging – and they were allowed one last drink at the local pub before getting back on the cart. A more reliable origin is that of water-wagons, a commonplace in US cities at the turn of the century. They didn't carry drinking water but were used to damp down dusty streets during dry weather. Those who had vowed to give up drink and were tempted to lapse said that they would drink from the water-cart rather than take strong drink. Those who actually lapsed, of course, had ‘fallen off the wagon’.
Definition by Chris Yates
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FG FOR
18th JANUARY! (From the Slitherers!)
Happy Birthday Wendy on 27th January
Love from Keith and all your friends x
BOTOX YOUR HOUSE!
Before … … And after
Give your house an extension and boost it’s value!
Give Stuart Palmer a call fod limited, CHARTERED ARCHITECTS, 21 DUNSTABLE STREET, AMPTHILL MK45 2NJ
T: 01525 406117 Email: [email protected]
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL OUR MEMBERS! We have a large function room available for hire for any special
occasion - £60.00 for members, £110.00 for non members.
ALSO PARKING IS AVAILABLE WITH EASY ACCESS TO THE STATION FOR A NOMINAL FEE
OF £40.00 PER MONTH Members please note - Membership renewals are now due
The Flitwick Club20 High Street, Flitwick, Beds Tel: 01525 751555
BMJ HOME & GARDEN SERVICES
For all those jobs around the house and garden, that you never have time for!
We are an established, reliable trustworthy & a very reasonably priced company.
NO JOB TOO SMALLTel: Joolz or Michael on
01525 211670 Mob: 07871 802815
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Rugged & Tough Ltd , Ground Floor, Marlowe House, HOCKLIFFE. LU7 9LS TEL 01525 211488 Email [email protected] Website www.ruggedtough.com
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Walls Reversible Real Tree to Brown Hooded Jacket Was £99 NOW £69
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VISIT OUR SHOP IN HOCKLIFFE FOR EVEN MORE GREAT OFFERS
Clearance Event Terms and Conditions : CLEARANCE EVENT STARTS 27th DECEMBER AND ENDS MID JANUARY (ALL SUBJECT TO STOCK AVAILABILITY)
This is clearance event to make space in our shop for new spring ranges. We cannot extend the discount for sizes not in stock that would need to be ordered in from our suppliers.
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By Julio Van Peebles 1) Why is the last part of the windscreen to defrost the bit in front of your face? 2) Why are family ready meals just enough for two people? 3) Do birds that can't fly wonder why? 4) Why does the bottom of a budgie's cage look like muesli? 5) What happened to Space Dust? Julio's Top Tip: If you ever think that nobody cares if your dead or alive try missing a couple of mortgage payments !
With Jimmy The Voice JTV wishes his reader a Happy New Year! This month he presents this curious picture ... Is this window on the right or left of this building? He can’t quite work it out!
HAPPY 60th STUART FOR 5th FEBRUARY!
DARA CURRAN
Happy 40th Birthday for 20.01.10
Love Tasha & Jack
Happy Birthday to Minichap for 31st January
Birthday Greetings to Yogi for the
17th January
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Last Christmas Babs decided she wanted to cut down her own Christmas tree. She wrapped up warmly and drove for 2 hours into the country and walked deep into the woods. She had everything she needed - saw, hatchet warm clothing etc and she searched and searched for the perfect tree, particularly as she had gone to all this trouble. After searching for 5 hours in the bitter cold she decided to ring her friend on her mobile. ‘How’s it going’ asked the friend. ‘I can’t take it any more’ replied Babs, ‘I give up. I’m just going to choose one whether its decorated or not.’
I don't understand the purpose of the line, ‘I don't need to drink to have fun.’ Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. Some men are thinkers, some men are sexy, others are across between the two - they just think they are sexy. Cut corners endlessly and you will soon drive your staff round the bend. Be calm. Dance and shriek like a Neanderthal man. After all they never worried about mortgages and inflation. My friend’s husband is so silly that he only gets 1/2 hour lunch break. That’s so his boss doesn’t have to retrain him. Do your stress levels a favour and take on changes one at a time. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? When you take down the Christmas lights, smash one with a hammer - then you’ll know which bulb’s broken next year. If you are bored try using mashed potato as gift wrap. 1 1280 AD, 2 Christopher Wenner,
3 1098, 4 Snake, 5 Being tickled by feathers, 6 Mole, 7 Petrol pump attendant, 8 1809-Napoleonic Wars, 9 Swegn Forkbeard, 10 Fern
1. W hen we re spec tac le s invented?
2. Who presented ‘Blue Peter’ from 1978-80?
3. When was the siege of Antioch?
4. What is a ‘Banded Krait’? 5. I f y o u s u f f e r e d f r o m
‘Pteronophobia’ what would be afraid of?
6. A ‘Labour’ is the collective name for which creature?
7. What was the first job of Michael Douglas?
8. When was the battle of Wagram?
9. Who ruled England from 1013-14?
10.What is a ‘Cliffbrake’?
NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION? Achieve what you want in 2010 Hypnotherapy and NLP could work for you
Quit Smoking Weight Loss
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Sleep Problems Fears and Phobias
Make the change and give me a call today!
Anna Botsford Dip/Hyp NLP Practitioner
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Tel: 01525 402173
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Tel: 01525 406910Open: Mon to Sun 6 pm to 11 pm
Last orders 10.45 (Mon - Thur), 11 pm (Fri - Sat)
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CANCER (June 22-July 23) As we start this new decade it may be good for you to sort out a tricky financial arrangement which has possibly been worrying you. LEO (July 24-August 23) With all the festivities behind you, could it be that you are planning a major change? Possibly to do with work. VIRGO (Aug 24-Sept 23) You clearly are making travel plans for later in the year which could involve some rather exciting and long distance travel. LIBRA (Sept 24-Oct 23) Sometime in the coming month or two there could be a setback in matters that you had planned to deal with. Don’t listen to strangers. SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 22) Financial matters appear prevalent right now. It might be a good time to clear the decks and start your new project. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23-Dec 22) A change in career looks quite strong with help coming from an unexpected source. Listen carefully to what you are being told.
CAPRICORN (Dec 23-Jan 20) The forthcoming planetary alignment indicate that there may be some far reaching changes about to occur in your life with many new challenges. AQUARIUS (Jan 21-Feb 19) How do you know? Why indeed should you know? It surely must become obvious in the fullness of time. PISCES (Feb 20-March 20) Is there a little scent of romance in the air? There may be new horizons in your life but be careful to keep your emotions under control. ARIES (March 21-April 20) The hardest part of making a decision is to make the decision in the first place. Once you have made it everything will be well. TAURUS (April 21-May 21) The new moon later could well bring with it some positive news that you have been waiting for. Grab the chance if it is offered. GEMINI (May 22-June 21) Why not take a walk on the wild side? Forget convention and just do what you really want to do. Those who matter will not mind at all.
Planning an event? If you're hiring a hall for a special function and need a professional full bar service brought in, then look no further. We supply a fully manned and equipped bar
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BURNS BASH - Sunday 24th Jan Haggis and all the trimmings served up Sunday lunchtime
Saturday 13th February
VALENTINES DAY MASSACRE PARTY! The theme is Gangsters
and Molls - prize for best dressed couple!
Chicago style pizzas, music plus a whole lot more!
Plus: Even bigger choice of regular Guest Ales
Traditional games from Pool
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The planning has already begun!Would you like to get involved planning the 2010 Ampthill Festival? Well planning may have already started, but it’s never too late to get involved! Why not join our planning committee, as we need help in planning the following on Gala Day 27th June 2010, namely:
· The Arena Stage · The Music Stage · The Festival Site Attractions, Rides, Fun Fair,
Charity and Business Stalls & Food Concessions · The Festival Parade
Plus the Proms in The Park on 26th June. Sub-committees do the ‘leg work’ in planning the above and additional sub-committees also plan the Art Festival and consider fundraising, sponsorship and publicity. It should not be forgotten that Ampthill Festival is reliant on a small band of dedicated volunteers who organise Ampthill Festival each year and that it is not the Town Council that stage the event as many think! We are however very grateful for the Town Council’s continued support. Also, have you got any ideas that might reinvigorate and refresh the Festival? If so, contact us with your ideas. We would love to hear from you! Please contact Stuart Palmer on 01525 406117 or email [email protected] Alternatively, visit www.ampthill.org uk/festival.htm for more details. Stuart Palmer, Ampthill Festival Committee
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Tyres & Exhausts 66 Bedford Street, Ampthill, Bedfordshire, MK45 2NB
Tel: 01525 405900 Open Monday - Friday 9.00 am - 6.00 pm
Saturday 9.00 - 4.00 pm
At last Ampthill has its own Tyre & Exhaust specialist with expert fitting facilities
and the best service for miles
Servicing & repairs Diagnostics
Timing belts Brakes
Clutches All makes and models
I am in a bit of a rush to get this advert in on time, but I will try my best, to get it all to rhyme. The staff at Martins would like to wish you all a happy New Year, now 2010 is finally here. New years resolutions done, slimming, dieting, what great fun. But don’t worry we can help, we have slimming mags on the shelf. With the frost and snow on its way, with freezing hands scraping the ice away, then come to Martins don’t delay, we sell gloves and de-icer that melts the ice away. To save you going out in the snow, we can deliver your paper did you know. Our paperboys, to there job their committed, there wearing their jumpers, their nannies knitted. Then with their reflective jackets on, off they go, their deliveries won’t take long. Now that Christmas has been packed away, Easter eggs are on the way. Cadburys crème eggs and mini eggs too, are already on sale just for you. With promotions running through the week, we’ve even reduced the price of our cards, so they are cheap. I nearly forgot one important thing, I forgot to tell you about the new mags we’ve got in. Surfing, snowboarding, skate boarding, just to name a few, plus many sports and woman’s mags too, and there’s many more on the way if I list them all, I will be here all day. There’s only one thing left to say - please call in and make our day.
Martins Newsagents 17 Church Street Ampthill 01525 404314
CIU Affiliated 37 Church Street Ampthill Beds
*A pleasant and safe family environment *Drinks at club prices plus …….
CRIB - DARTS - DOMINOES - POOL BINGO - Thursday nights
QUIZ - Sunday nights SMOKING AREA - Covered and heated
BEER GARDEN (Summer) ENTERTAINMENT …….. Starts at 9 pm
WHAT’S ON?Saturday 16th January
KARAOKEWith Steve Gaddesden & Co
Saturday 30th January Live Traditional Irish Band
‘SHANNONDORE’Lively show - not for the faint hearted!! MEMBERSHIP RENEWAL SUBSCRIPTIONS
DUE FROM 1ST JANUARY 2010
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You are invited to take part in a progressive supper in aid of Ampthill Festival on March 13th 2010. For those of you who have participated in a progressive supper before you will know what a fun and great evening it is. For those of you who are new, here’s how it works: There will be around 30 or so couples having dinner with each other, an ideal opportunity to meet new friends or pick up on old acquaintances!! You will be asked to host either a starter, main or dessert course for 6 people including yourselves. For the other 2 courses you will go to other homes with different people and then we all end up at one house for coffee. As it is a fund raiser for Ampthill Festival there is a charge of £10 per person and a great fun evening. If you live outside Ampthill you will most probably be asked to host a starter course to make the logistics of getting from one house to another easier. If you need more details or want to take part, please let Katy know by the 31st January – either by telephone 07812 905845 or email [email protected] Also, if you would like to invite some other couples along, please do, the more the merrier - just let me know by the end of the month. Do hope you can join in the evening!
Happy Birthday Eddie
for 10th January
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Yes, it’s time for the abject annual silliness again! The beginning of February sees the 6th Annual Columnists Awards Luncheon which once again promises to be a truly glittering occasion and is to be held at a secret location. If you would like to join in the nonsense you are cordially invited to make your nominations from the categories below!! (Or you can invent a category if you wish!) Please either email us at [email protected] or send a post card to The Fuddler PO Box 756 Ampthill Bedford MK45 2WZ.
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As you may know, each month we invite our readers to contribute the next section of the story. If you would like to write the next instalment please do email us at [email protected] with your entry (about 200 words) and our Arts Correspondent Seymour Cox will judge which he considers to be the best which will then be published next month! (if you have missed an instalment please go to our website at www.thefuddler.com and click on Toby Story for the complete story so far.)
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TOBY?
Daniella climbed out of the cab, checking she was not hurt, and saw a tall muscular man getting out of the white van, he was wearing stylish jeans and a white T shirt. He walked across to the cab driver and they exchanged their details, but all the time he kept glancing towards Daniella and there seemed to be an instant attraction? Daniella again thought she was dreaming as the handsome guy asked if she'd like a lift because his van wasn't badly damaged, she asked "can you take me to the station?" "Yes of course" he said. As they drove she asked him where he was going, he said he had been on his way to buy some flowers because he was meeting someone at the station. Daniella noticed a small T printed on his T shirt and went all goose pimples, she thought surely not? They arrived at the station and went to the lounge area for a coffee, Daniella said "we haven't even introduced ourselves, I'm Daniella" the tall handsome man said " I'm Terry".......…
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By Lis Roberts On day two of our mission to find the war graves our search was centred around the Thiepval/Albert areas. The first one to find was Private Frederick Charles Pepper’s grave at The Roisel Communal Cemetery Extension. Roisel is a small town eleven km east of Peronne. There are now 877 1914/18 w a r c a s u a l t i e s commemorated in the Roisel cemetery 514 of w h i c h a r e G e r m a n casualties.
The second burial we searched for that day was Second Lieutenant Frank Lloyd Sharpin, the son of a former rector of Millbrook. The Grove Town Cemetery, Meaulte where he was buried proved to be the most difficult yet to locate. This village was situated south of Albert and a small airport had been built just where we thought the track leading to the cemetery was. After riding around for a while, we had to stop to ask someone for directions, we eventually located it up several farm tracks in the middle of fields right on top of a hill. This is where framed on top of a hill behind this cemetery on the horizon for
only a few seconds I swear I saw first World War soldiers marching, which eventually turned into trees waving about. No one believed me! But I know what I saw. This cemetery was designed by Sir Edward Lutyens and contains 1,395 burials, most of the casualties buried here were from the Somme battlefields. As it was getting near the end of the afternoon we decided to leave visiting the other memorial in Thiepval until the next day on the way home. That evening all the locals descended on the Hotel, insisting on buying us drinks! To be continued next month
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Episode 4000000012 He obviously knew the approaching people who were a young couple probably retuning from work. ‘Hello you two’ he beamed cheerily, ‘have you met these tourists, I was just telling them all about the place.’ My oppo and I n o d d e d o u r acknowledgement and m o u t h e d t h e u s u a l pleasantries hoping we actually looked like tourists. This obviously worked as the male half of the couple warmly shook my hand and said ‘How long are you here for?’ in an accent I took to be somewhere in Europe. ‘Oh, a few weeks actually’ my oppo jumped in ‘I wanted to show him England in full rather than the usual sights you know.’ As she chatted with them, I glanced at my scanner and could see no real indicators of alien
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presence in these people. The conversation ended and we all went our separate ways in the gathering dark of late afternoon. ‘Was that guy from Europe with that accent?’ I asked. She let out a small laugh, the first I had ever heard and it trilled warmly round my head. I looked at her bemused which made her laugh the more. ‘No’ she explained smiling, ‘he’s from north east of England somewhere. ‘Oh’ I replied ‘That would explain why my wrist scanner showed little sign of a l i e n c o n t a m i n a t i o n . Probably hasn’t been her too long then.’ We strolled as into the target area at a leisurely pace, not seeing too much activity, but the scanner showed there was increasingly a presence the further we went in.
To be continued
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Here’s the first of the New Year pictures of the crazy things that chefs can get up to if they get bored! You may have to look quite closely at this one!
To Mother (Susan)
Love JD, Flo and not forgetting that dog!
Happy Birthday Kev - Enjoy being on The
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another year older . . . in Arthur’s World Can’t write my column this month - too busy kissing another year goodbye! Hopefully see you next month!
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by Mustafa Moovey ( Mustafa Singh's cousin in law) The Thing - It came from outer space - Crash Landing - In the heat of the Night - On Golden Pond. - Mamma Mia! - Help ! - ET! - Aliens! - And then there were none - All quiet on the western front - It happened one night - Close Encounters of the third kind - Mars Attacks - A night to remember - !!!
Well that’s a bit different! Thanks Mustafa!
Dirty Dave had just cooked the family a meal and bragged to his wife ‘The two things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie’ ‘Oh’ replied his wife ‘Which is this?’
Courtesy Ruby Thanks again to Ruby for this month’s word from her wonderful collection of words and their definitions: this month we are pleased to bring you ‘paradigm’. Do you know what it means? The answer is at the foot of the page.
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Asia Autumn 1973 At one particular border, somewhere between Iran and India, during a lapse of surveillance we had left one or two copies of Mayfair in view, the inspecting officials quickly gathered the offending documents and we were ushered into an interrogation area, nothing alarming in anyway, but out of site of the public thoroughfare. The officials remonstrated at length about the magazines and how we had offended their sensibilities in this mat ter and furthermore, that we could
be punished for doing so, and how we could suffer for this offence etc, It was at this point that Andrew really impressed me. He apologised for the o f fenc e cause d bu t explained that while he felt guilt for this offence, he also valued the written prose in these magazines and would really appreciate being able to keep the non-offending parts of these revolting magazine for the rest of our journey; could they find it in their hearts to forgive the ignorant intruder.. etc. This seemed to appease the now growing number of staff who gathered to see the offending bits removed.
After some ten minutes of careful page turning, two slim volumes of Mayfair remained beside a larger pile of dubious adverts and some fairly innocuous but revealing shots of ladies. With one hand on the torn out pages, Andrew held the magazines high and asked, “ These are now OK, Yes?” A grunt of agreement was uttered, but all eyes where on the pile of discards. Andrew, while passing the magazines to me, picked up the pictures, and with the slight of hand that would have impressed Darren Brown, he converted them into confetti. Stifled cries of objection rapidly subsided as Andrew, with a puzzled
look, asked, “ I’m sorry, I thought they had to be destroyed!” The assembled officials and onlookers quickly regained their composure and happily for us, a couple of them laughed about their reaction to the loss of the pictures.Prof Reginald V Q De Gama IPA With Kind permission from Jim Barr
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This is getting silly! I beat those pesky chaps in the studio and they haven’t messed me up - but I’ve had to peep out from behind the wall! Funnily enough I star in a weird American TV series that is currently very popular - but who do you think I am?
Answer at the foot of the page
For a change Montgolfier has sent us a little bit of history : Obviously many Fuddler readers still remember Sir Winston Churchill’s funeral in 1965. Well, my good friend Norman Brooks, who has now moved to the south coast, drove the Hearse on that day. He is still a fit man and is now 90 years old. He used to enjoy coming to Eversholt and also to Woburn for the Tiger Moth rally. He, like me, is a member of the Vintage Aircraft Club where for many years he edited the Club magazine. He also used to produce an annual book on old airfields etc., the last one I went out and researched with him was Thurleigh. This book went out to a special list of subscribers. Norman also drove the Hearse for Field Marshal Lord Montgomery, Lord Louis Mountbatten, The Duke of Gloucester, Prince William of Gloucester etc., but not Diana Princess of Wales as he had then retired. P.S. Norman was in the army in World War II. Early in the war he was in France and along with 11 others was taken prisoner by about a battalion of German troops. The 12 of them spent almost 5 years in a POW camp.
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enough to last in their old biscuit tin. Other memories that came back to haunt me were the obligatory ‘Christmas Jumpers’. Mine were knitted by an aged Aunt, bizarrely they never seem to age or look any different. I knew this particular aunt for over 30 years and she never appeared any different either. Anyway the jumpers were always the same and were apparently model led by a convenient orang-utan as the sleeves were twice as long as they needed to be and the neck wide enough to go round a reasonably established oak trunk. The pattern however would have been of great in terest to anthropologists interested in the interpretation of anamorphic depictions. This trend in knitted jumpers continued well into adulthood when an ex-girlfriend attempted to knit me a jumper, she apparently knew the
same orang-utan. Another winter fashion item was my faithful duffel coat. Mine was grey and had light brown toggles. Mother had threaded a pair of fingerless gloves, ideal for snowbal l manufacture, on a string that went through both sleeves. The deep pockets regularly housed boyhood paraphernalia including, dog-eared football cards ready for ‘swapsies’, a catapult (when not confiscated), the odd marble, a penny or two and without fail a sticky sweet cocooned in pocket fluff waiting to be sucked clean. The duffel coat has recently joined that exclusive club of items and trends I would embrace as I got older; slippers, classical music and radio four are also in the club….I wonder if Topbird would sew in some gloves for me? V’s message in 1939 My quote for this month’s piece was suggested by Topbird and was taken from
King George …….. The Gate of the Year: by Minnie Louise Harkins 1875-1957 “I said to the man who stood at the gate of the year 'Give me a light that I may tread safely into the unknown’. And he replied, 'Go into the darkness and put your hand into the hand of God that shall be to you better than light and safer than a known way!' So I went forth and finding the hand of God trod gladly into the night he led me towards the hills and the breaking of day in the lone east. So heart be still! What need our human life to know If God hath comprehension? In all the dizzy strife of things both high and low, God hideth his intention." Mammoth Man would like to wish all Fuddler readers a very Happy New Year and is now off to bed with a cup of milky chocolate and a book…….it is only 9.30.
Episode 17: The Ghosts of Christmas PastAfter all the overindulgence and endless feasting over Christmas, comes the welcoming lull in social activity. Numerous people are being abstemious, including myself and Fuddles, who are attempting a whole month without an alcoholic tipple. I was mulling over the other day about the post Christmas period during my early childhood. It consisted mainly of eating the remains of the turkey in various different culinary concoctions, from the humble sandwich with some cranberry sauce or piccalilli to something more ambitious like a turkey curry or stew, ok so not that ambitious. I seem to remember that mince pies used to be hanging around well into early spring; mother’s pastry would have kept Jericho intact if the walls had been made out of it, so they were hardy
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