Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse February 24-28, 2014

February 24-28, 2014

I'm performing at a country club tonight and I'm nervous.

The last time I tried driving to a gig at a country club my

GPS said: "Destination Unattainable."

I need directions not judgmental comments about

my social mobility.Fresh Off the Synapse

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Today I sped through New York City streets, changed lanes without

signaling, and blew through stop signs. Later, I might eat pizza with a fork and break a

friend out of jail with a phone call

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Uganda’s president has signed

a harsh anti-gay bill into law. Is this a bid to host the next

winter Olympics?






This winter has cost me so much money I'm gonna claim it as a dependent and deduct it off my taxes. The IRS won't bat an

eye at a black woman who's named her kid Polar Vortex.






Saudi Arabia appoints its first female editor-in-chief to a national newspaper. But will she be allowed

to drive herself to work?






A new study says handling receipts may increase exposure to a

chemical linked to neurological problems.

Is that why doing my taxes drives me crazy?






My Dad asked me what hash-tagging is.

Now I have to have The Talk with him about the Internet.

They grow up so fast.






How many relationships would never get off the

ground if instead of dinner and a movie the first date was

going food shopping.






Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse February 24-28, 2014

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