Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse March 3-7, 2014

March 3-7, 2014

Do increasing tensions between the US and Russia

mean comedians should start dusting off their Cold

War era jokes?

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If this Ukraine situation keeps up I'm gonna have to find it on the map.






Cate Blanchett confessed that she slept with her Oscar.

So did Mrs. Madison until she threw him out, requesting that he never

return.






The Web turns 25 next week. Now it can start worrying about

something cheaper, younger, and faster that’s ready to take its place.






The College Board has announced the first changes to the SAT

college entrance exam since 2005.

Post-test therapy would be nice. I'm still bitter.






If Russia is not afraid of American military intervention

in the Ukraine have we considered threatening them

with jobs and healthcare?







Universal Pre-K? Should sending kids to school

on other planets really be where we're focusing our

efforts right now?






Ghengis Khan killed about 11% of the entire world’s population.

And that was without

a college degree.





U.S. House approves loan guarantees for Ukraine.

Still no word on my application from 2008.






Venezuela has severed ties with Panama.

Is that Venezuela's way of saying, "I think we should

see other countries."?






Taking my Parents to the movies. What's the

etiquette? Do I let them sit by

themselves in case they want to make out?






Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse March 3-7, 2014

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