Leighann Lord's Fresh off the Synapse April 21-25, 2014

April 21-25, 2014

Kraft recalls packages of Oscar Mayer Classic Wieners because they may instead

be Cheese Dogs. It's irritating when

you don't get the right wiener.

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A 16-yr-old boy stowed away in the wheel well of a flight from California to Hawaii.

And probably enjoyed the same level of service.






Not paying taxes does not exclude IRS employees from receiving

performance rewards. Nice to know, but I wouldn't

bring it up at the audit.






A Pennsylvania woman, an ICU patient,

was accused of selling heroin from her hospital bed. How else is she going

to be able to pay the bill?






Brazil’s Congress passed a bill guaranteeing Internet privacy.

American Kid: Mommy, what’s privacy? Mom: Shh! They’ll hear you!






US troops have landed in Poland for exercises.

Um... Zumba? How do you say Pilates in Russian?






I watched The Men Who Built America

on the History Channel and didn’t see one slave.

Not. One.






When I found out I was 33% European I immediately invaded

my neighbor's house.






A zonkey – a cross between a zebra and a donkey –

was born at a zoo in Mexico. Sounds like a

George Jefferson put down.






Leighann Lord's Fresh off the Synapse April 21-25, 2014

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