Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014
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Welcome to Fresh Off the Synapse! My weekly wrap up of my favorite jokes and commentary! Sometimes the jokes write themselves and when they don't I do. Hire Leighann to perform, host, or speak at your next event! @LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Transcript of Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse April 7-11, 2014
April 7-11, 2014
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
Things you notice when traveling in Spain: Burger King is not called
El Rey de Vacas.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
A student goes on a stabbing rampage at a
Pennsylvania high school.
The NRA is stunned. No word yet from the
National Cutlery Association.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
A study suggests that early humans mated with Neanderthals.
Proof that pickup lines have evolved. "Hey Shorty! Nice forehead."
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
85% of Germans trust European regulation of data privacy
more than U.S. regulation.
Says the NSA after reading their email.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
A woman threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton while she was making
a speech in Las Vegas.
Was it a pump, flat, sling back, peep toe? They all make
a different statement.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
