Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse! April 28-May 2, 2014

April 28-May 2, 2014

Shouldn't we stop calling it the Middle East peace process? It's

more of an ongoing anger management meeting that no one wants to go to.

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I left my corporate job when I found out I was allergic to the

material they make cubicles out of:

cardboard and broken dreams.

The proposed Pfizer merger with AstraZeneca will save them

$10 billion in taxes. With less money in the budget how

will we afford the next corporate bailout?

The Federal Reserve continues to reduce the stimulus.

And then they wonder why we’re not in the mood.

I saw a psychic sitting in a lawn chair

in the rain on a NYC street corner.

Was this the future she saw for herself?

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford is seeking help for his

drinking problem.

His drug problem will have to look after itself.

Exceeding estimates, businesses added

273,000 jobs last month.

Yeah, but what if they're all at Walmart?

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