The Roast of Nick Klastava

AWARDS NIGHT X

Things we lost in 2016

Things we lost in 2016

America’s dignity

Sean’s shoulder

Fewer RTs from Sean

Things we lost in 2016

Things we lost in 2016

Nick’s virginity

2016 Highlights• ?????

2016 Lowlights• Literally everything

People who got married• Tuesday and Terence• Amy and Conrad• Carly and Jordan• Suzanne and Brad• Melissa and Dustin• Ellen and Tym• Kate and David

People who moved• Erik T. Orberg• Sara and Dan• Franco• Emily Hurley

People who got PhDs• Christa• Franco• Tym• Emily

People who ran a marathon faster than I did

• Dan Swain• Conrad Laskowski• Nate Brigham• Nick Klastava• Dustin Meeker• Nick Gehlsen• Jason Farber• Sean Caskey• Dan Miranda• ed aramayo• Mike Mashner• Thom Ripley• PJ Anderer• Michael Brown• Dave Ploskonka• Tom Stack• Will Knox• Ryan Stasiowski

• Greg Skipper• Scott Boylan• Dave Berdan• Pete Mulligan• Johnny Lyons• Max Hacker• Greg Lange• Kevin McGrath• Lisa Uible• Melissa Tanner• Emily Hurley• Emily Gispert• Denise Knickman• Ali Perry• Megan DiGregorio• Chrissie Ramsey• Bryn Burkholder• Marie-France Penet

• Jackie Range• Maggie Smith• Sara Damiano• Amy Flashenberg• Grace Rochfort• Stephanie Granlund• Chris Douville• Sarah Scott• Marci Benda• Trisha Feldhausen• Erin Feldhausen• Brennan Feldhausen• Jami Gobao• Emily Boss• Emily Shin• Jen Sheely• Darcy McDonald

Nicole Got a Job at Royal Farms

Baltimore Marathon Relay

Olive Garden Domination

With Lindsay moving to Baltimore, Thom’s gonna need a new best friend

Ice-CASK-pades

Biggest Gains

Tough Break

Planeteers - WIND

Jessica Chastain

Hotline Bling

Jordan Dillen

Mailman Award

Ryan McGrath

When Will We See You Again?

Mr. International

The Imitation Game

Worst Back Half of 2016

Presidential Fitness Test

Close but no Cigar

Wildest Moms

Lieutenant Dan

If Marky Mark and Shia LaBeouf Had a Kid

When u tryna be professional but also in a hurry

When Bryn tells people she rollerblades

What she thinks she looks like What she actually looks like

Best Almost Instagram Post

Having Trouble Controlling the Volume of My Voice

Best Climber

Charlie Browniest

Couldn’t Close Out the Race

Two of a Kind

Double Vision Award: Bryn

Most Aggressive

Biggest Flop

Beetlejuice Award

MILF of the Year

Adam Goucher Award

Best Nip Slip

20 Years Later and Still On Top

Even Stevens

Under the Radar

Anna Willard Award

Most Likely to be an Anonymous Henchman

Most Likely to be a Worker Moving Boxes on Law & Order

Toto Tribute Award

Paul Walker Memorial Award

0 to 60…and back to 0 Award

Clayton Bigsby Humanitarian Award

Pioneering Spirit Award

Most Likely to be at a Bernie Sanders Rally

Most Likely to be at a Different Rally…

Most Likely to Root for Russia

Most Likely to Root for the Bad Guy in Die Hard

Ryan Lochte Spirit Award

Best Picture of the Same Tree

Lord of the Ring(wood)

Lamest Interview

Best Interview

First Chris Hansen Interview

Most Likely to Ask for Advice then do the Exact Opposite

Gabby Douglas Participation Award

Best Irish Goodbye

Bryce Dallas Howard

Mr. Glass Award

Jagged Little Pill Award

Carlton Banksiest

Most Likely to be a Member of you-know-who

Yogi of the Year

Lewis & Clark & Sacagawea

Amy Adams

Never Forget

Closest to the Pin

Most Valuable Hands

Natalee Holloway Adventure Award

House of Cards Award

Sweet Valley High Award

Chasing the Dream

Throwback Thursday

Isla Fisher

Sean Caskey (r) in 2036

20 Questions Award

Most Likely to Only Talk About Running

“Hey Emma, I’m going to the Olympics too…I just haven’t qualified yet.”

Best Attitude

There’s the right way to run a marathon…

And there’s the ALT RIGHT

There’s No Cheese on my Burger

Best Post-Race Excuses

Great Start Award

The New Grandpa in Modern Family

Bert & Ernie Award

Bert & Ernie Award

Which one is Jessica Chastain?

Which one is Amy Adams?

Most Photogenic

Young Thelma and Louise

Most Prepared

Least Prepared

Coach’s Award

Comeback(s) of the Year

Bryn and Sean

Rookies of the Year

Kendra and Michael

Breakthrough Performers

Meg D and Rich

Most Improved: Constance and Chris

Best Olympic Moment

Molly Huddle Outstanding Performer

Most Outstanding Performer (Female)

Galen Rupp Most Outstanding Performer

Most Outstanding Performer (Male)

Performances of the Year• Nick – Atlantic City Marathon• Nate – Delaware Marathon• Andy – Jacksonville Half• Conrad – LA Marathon• Rich – RM Classic

• Emily G – Broad Street• Denise – Baltimore Marathon• Carly – Brian’s Run• Emily H – Philly• Meg D - JFK

Performances of the Year

2016 Hall of Fame Inductees• Tom Stott• Terence Baptiste• Amy Horst• Kris Simms• Emily Hurley