Sunscreen - reflection for the new year-text:Mary Schmich

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Wear Wear Sunscreen Sunscreen Do not click! Power Point by Diramar

Transcript of Sunscreen - reflection for the new year-text:Mary Schmich

Wear Wear SunscreenSunscreen

Do not click!Power Point by Diramar

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '97…

wearwear sunscreensunscreen..

If I could offer you only one tip for the If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.future, sunscreen would be IT.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.of your youth until they have faded.

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But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really before you and how fabulous you really looked.looked.

You are not as fat as you imagine.You are not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future. Don't worry about the future. Or worry, Or worry, but know that worryingbut know that worryingis as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewingis as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewingbubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be thingsbubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be thingsthat never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside youthat never crossed your worried mind, the kind that blindside youat 4pm on some idle Tuesday.at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.Do one thing every day that scares you.SING!!!!SING!!!!

Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't Don't be reckless with other people's hearts. Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead,Don't waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead,sometimes you're behind. sometimes you're behind. The race is long and, in the end, it'sThe race is long and, in the end, it'sonly with yourself.only with yourself.

Floss!

Remember compliments Remember compliments you receive. you receive. Forget the Forget the insults.insults. (If you(If yousucceed in doing this, tell succeed in doing this, tell me how…)me how…)

Keep your old Keep your old love letters. love letters. Throw away Throw away your old bankyour old bankstatements.statements.

Stretch.

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do withyour life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22what they wanted to do with their lives. Some of the mostinteresting 40-year-olds I know still don't.

Get plenty of calciumGet plenty of calcium. Be kind to your knees. Be kind to your knees. You'll miss themYou'll miss themwhen they're gonewhen they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't…Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't…. .

Maybe you'll have children,Maybe you'll have children,maybe you won'tmaybe you won't.

Maybe you'll divorce at 40,

maybe you'll maybe you'll dance thedance thefunky chicken funky chicken on your 75th on your 75th wedding wedding anniversaryanniversary.

Whatever you do,Whatever you do,don't don't congratulate congratulate yourself too yourself too much, or berate much, or berate yourself either.yourself either.Your choices are Your choices are half chance. So half chance. So are everybody are everybody else's.else's.

Enjoy your body. Enjoy your body. Use it every way Use it every way you can. Don't be you can. Don't be afraid of it or of afraid of it or of what other people what other people think of it. It's the think of it. It's the greatest instrument greatest instrument you'll ever ownyou'll ever own..

Dance, even if you have nowhere to Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room. Read the do it but your living room. Read the directions, even if you don't follow directions, even if you don't follow them.them.

Do not read Do not read beauty beauty magazines. magazines. They will only They will only make you feel make you feel ugly.ugly.

Get to know your parents. You never know when t.hey'll Get to know your parents. You never know when t.hey'll be gone for good.be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your Be nice to your siblings. They're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the past and the people most likely to stick with you in the futurefuture

Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few youUnderstand that friends come and go, but with a precious few youshould hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography andshould hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography andlifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the peoplelifestyle, because the older you get, the more you need the peoplewho knew you when you were young.who knew you when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard.Live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths: Prices will rise. Politicianswill philander. You, too, will get old. And when you do, you'llfantasize that when you were young, prices were reasonable,politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect Don't expect anyone else to anyone else to support you. support you. Maybe you have Maybe you have a trust Fund.a trust Fund.

Maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse. But you never know wheneither one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 40 itwill look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those whosupply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia. Dispensing it is a way offishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting overthe ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth.

But trust me on the But trust me on the sunscreen. sunscreen.

Diramar,2011

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Happy 2011 my dear friendsand never forget to use…

“sunscreen”