1. Why did the toilet paper stop rolling down the hill? Because it reached the bottom.

2. Riddles & Jokes 3. What do you call a deerwith no eyes? No idea (No Eye Dear) 4. What did the ocean sayto the beach? Nothing, it just waved! 5. The teacher speakingto a student said, Tom, name two pronouns. Tom,who suddenly woke up, said, Who, me? 6. Teacher :Tell me a sentencethat starts with an I Student: I is the ... Teacher :Stop! Never put is after an I .Always put am after an I Student : Ok, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. 7. THE FIRST 3 YEARS OF MARRIAGE In the first year of marriage,the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year of marriage,the man speaks and the neighbours listen. 8. 9.