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The Standard fart is quite simply an average every day fart suitable for most events and in the company of most everyone. It is dry in

nature, but rarely exhibits a bouquet that will inspire jealousy among friends or co-workers. It belongs to the same family as The Ripper, and often times only lacks a bit of confidence and pressure to achieve this next level. An example of the standard fart may be heard

by clicking the button below.

Standard Fart

The Nervous Fart is only executable intentionally by farting masters, as it is

normally a reaction to an unpleasant situation rather than something you can

practice. You may have heard one of these at a kindergarden concert or during a company meeting where layoffs were

mentioned. One of the characteristics of this fart is the high pitch at the end caused

by the clamping of butt cheeks once it is heard by the nervous culprit.

The Nervous Fart

The Cough-Fart Combo is a premeditated activity undertaken by one trying to mask his activities. This technique is often used in the presence of women; especially those who don’t

understand that farts are funny. Warning: The Cough-Fart Combo can be a double edged sword, especially when your

timing is a bit off, or the fart lasts longer than expected!

The Cough-Fart Combo

The Wet One will score you huge points with the lads. Mostly because they’re hoping you

just shit yourself. The wet one is often followed by an inspection of one’s underpants for damage. The Sticky One is funny for all

but the perpetrator, and usually always results in the need for some clean-up.

The Wet One (AKA-Stickey Fart)

This fart is very standard and dry in nature but is, as mentioned earlier, pushed out with a bit more confidence. It is usually quite well

respected if it is heard by unsuspecting passers-by or blown in a church or quiet place.

It is especially effective when used to punctuate the last word of a boring speaker’s

lecture.

The Power Fart

This fart is difficult to describe. It is quite

high pitched in nature, and often times is

associated with a tingling vibratory feeling in

the crotch area. It can be used to

significantly lengthen a ripper or standard

fart if you are going for duration.

The Soprano

My personal favourite: The Ripper.It is strong, intense and gives you a good deal of confidence that all have enjoyed

or at least experienced it.It is not only loud, and with variable

tones, but carries with it the reputation as being quite stinky. This one is ideally suited for a car journey, especially with

child-lock electric windows.

The Ripper

Yes!

Good one...

Baby, did you just rip aFart?

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