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Dutch and UK news oddities from both sides of our cod-less pond
JUNE ISSUE 2012
HMS CADS REPORT
CADS Report publishes private, secret, and classified nonsense about the state of the UK and
the Netherlands from anonymous news sources.
Non compos mentis
All aboard! CADS Jubilee Lunch Cruise 2012.
Last chance to walk the plankNoon, Friday June 29.
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Oddly Enough News
Would you like a half-caf with yourgalaktoboureko supergirl?WORLDS LONGEST RELATIONSHIP
ENDS as giant tortoises Bibi and Poldi
split up after 115 years.Theres an
old sayingthat true
love lasts
forever,
but then
its rarely
tested as
extremely as it has been by a pair of Australian zoo
tortoises who have finally called it quits after 115
years.
Despite being inseparable for more than a century,
the animals are now feeling the strain and cant
even stand to be living in the same cage they have
shared for 36 years.
A Polish football fan was so devastated when
Russia scored against Poland at Tuesday's Euro2012 match that he threw his television set out
his third-storey window, police said Wednesday.
They took the man into custody, prompting him
to miss the second half of the game, when Poland
scored an equaliser, making the final score a 1-1
draw.
Poland fan chucks TV out window after Russia goal
Super-injunction makes a surprisingly late
appearance into the dictionary more than a year
after high-profile gagging orders hit headlines
between footballer Ryan Giggs and Welsh glamour
model Imogen Thomas. Half-caf, galaktoboureko
and supergirl, are among thousands of new
additions to the Oxford English Dictionary.
New words added to Oxford English Dictionary
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Oddly Enough News
Greek MP Sues The Female Rivals He AttackedPolice Release Photograph Of 'Forest Boy'
German police have
released a photo-
graph of the mysteri-
ous English-speaking
teenager dubbed the
"forest boy" whoclaims he has been
living wild for half a
decade. The boy has
no idea who he is. Interesting parallels have been
draw betweenAmsterdam teenagers of a similar age.
Cricket: 'Ponzi' Fraudster Stanford Facing 230
YearsIn June 2008, Sir Allen Stanford landed his helicop-
ter on the turf at Lord's with a box full of cash and
the world seemingly at his feet. Today he faces 230
years in the slammer. Prosecutors have described
the tycoon as a"ruthless predator" whose $7bn
(4.5bn) "Ponzi" scheme was among the biggest
frauds ever undertaken.
Arnhem kangaroo is capturedA kangeroo,which has been spotted on a bridge
near Arnhem for the past two weeks, was
captured on Thursday, news agency ANP said.
The animal apparently went too far after hurling
abuse at passing cyclists on the bridge.
The animal gave up the bridge later with little
resistance.
A Greek far-right MP
who slapped one left-
wing female politician in
the face and threw a
glass of water at another
during a live TV debateis taking legal action
against his victims. Ilias
Kasidiaris, spokesman for the Golden Dawn party,
who is himself on trial for alleged involvement in
a mugging, claims the two women insulted him
and is suing them for defamation.
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Final callfor all
passengers
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Chairm
ans
CornerJune Issue 2012
A sunny terrace from the crude storm of the everyday
Last month the hotel arranged for us to lunch outside on the ter-
race in front of the bar, which was great fun. It was sunny and
warm (remember what that is?), and Wout van der Toorn gave us
the low down on his new book. Last night we went to the IGC inAmsterdam for dinner and a tour of the club, courtesy of Benno
Pieters, and afterwards we occupied the Krasnapolsky bar to
watch Holland beat Germany. But it was not to be. jammer!
Burning undesirables
The Eurozone leaders continue to chat whilst Europe burns. The
Dutch coalition has meanwhile given up on government, and is
taking the summer off. Unfortunately the same cannot be said of
the Dutch tax office, which is as busy as ever!
Leaking gutterThe tragic farce of David Cameron and the gutter press drags on,
with daily appearances in front of Lord The Beak Justice Leve-
son, and Nick Clegg thumbing his nose up politely at coalition part-
ners, i.e. instructing his party to abstain, but not vote for, the La-
bour motion to refer Camerons minister and former Eton roomie
Jeremy Hunt to the parliamentary standards authority.
WATERS
Its official:
SUMMER is a JOKE!
On the CADS website you
find the progress of the
Dutch summer, courtesy of
Alison Smith and
John Richardson.
There are eight days before
it starts, so improvement
is expected!
I never drink water,
fish copulate in it
And in London a water pipe
broke, resulting in all public
transport grinding to a halt,
storms over the whole ofEngland, and houses flooded
as far away as Eastbourne
it would never happen in The
Netherlands would it?
Hello sailors!The CADS Jubilee Boat Trip is this month. Make
your ticket reservations now. Seats are filling upfast, and last reservations need to be with myself or
Allan Poot by the 21st. Let us know ASAP whether
you are coming and if you will bring a guest.
Me and my mate NOTW
Apparently Cameron thinks i t OK for a minis -
ter to be chummy with News International
when they are bidding for additional chunks
of the British media. But then he would, given
his exceeding close personal relationship to
the dreadful Rebekah (LOL).
The Underpant Man returns to the rescue
Meanwhile, John Major disclosed that Rupert
Murdoch asked him to change British policy
on Europe, or else. Major refused, all the
News International media changed sides to
support Labour, and we got Tony Blair for a
decade. Earlier, Murdoch told the inquiry thathe never asked for anything from a politician,
and that his editors are independent. So Mur-
dochs a liar then. Lets see if he gets ar-
rested for perjury sometime soon.