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The dysfunctional section of a hallmark store
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Front: I always wanted to have someone to
hold, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life . . .
InsIde Card: I've changed my mind.
Front: As the days go by, I think how lucky I
am . .
InsIde Card: That you're not here to ruin it for me
Front: Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go . . .
InsIde Card: Will you take the knife from my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Front: Happy Birthday! You look great for
your age . . .
InsIde Card: Almost lifelike!
Front: I must admit, you brought religion
into my life .
InsIde Card: I never believed in Hell until I met
you
Front: When we were together, you said
you'd die for me . . .
InsIde Card: Now we've broken up, I think it's time
to keep your promise.
Front: Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday
InsIde Card: So we're having you put to sleep
Front: Looking back over the years we've
been together, I can't help but wonder
InsIde Card: What was I thinking?
Front: Congratulations on your new bundle
of joy . . .
InsIde Card: Did you ever find out who the father
was?
Front: Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday
InsIde Card: So we're having you put to sleep
Front: Congratulations on your wedding day!
. . .
InsIde Card: Too bad no one likes your husband /
wife
Front: Happy Birthday
InsIde Card: Uncle Dad
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas and Kentucky)