THE HUMAN

SPHINCTER: THE LIFE OF

TONY

ABBOTT

BY DMITRI AKERS

WHAM

THEIR FIRST

ALBUM

IN 27 YEARS

Q&A:

Corey

Feldman

(Page 42)

Tony Abbott:

The Human

Sphincter

(Page 37)

Grand Dragon

Billy-Jo Nowel

thinks KKK is

thought of

“unjustly”

(page 29)

Tony Abbott: The Human Sphincter

C O N T E N T S The Daily Spooge / April, 2013

FEATURES

The 15th

Annual Bottle Pissing Competition

The winners revealed! …………………………………………………..… 12

Ku Klux Klan Misunderstood?

Grand Dragon Billy-Jo Nowel exposes all……………………………....... 29

Tony Abbot

Dmitri Akers asks if Tony is really just a walking, talking rectum …….… 37

Q&A: Corey Feldman

Best actor 1980’s Hollywood has ever seen? Probably not………..…....... 42

You Gay Brah? 50 homophobic questions you should be asking yourself …...…………... 78

Brant Bjork: One of the Greatest Drummers Ever Max Price asks what is up………………………………………………… 90

Passion for Fashion

Winter’s coming soon; have you got the latest baby seal ugg boot, or the finest

newt fur coat? …………………………………………………………… 102

SPOOGE TIME

Wham Rekindled Adventures of Kerry King

Brought back to life after 27 ……..…..14 Kerry kills sc3n3 faggots with his lightning …5

I Can’t Left Handed Are Rangas People?

Please write a letter to my mother ……83 Max Price asks scientist, Bobby Jenkins Jr … 92

Palm Desert Stoner Rock Penile Implants

Dmitri Akers discusses why it’s the best Hoyeon Kim investigates because he was the only

genre of Rock ………………………. 67 one of us who needed one ………..………. 108

SPEWWWJJJJEEEE

Notes of a Schizophrenic Fireman “It’s Hard Being a Gay Lumberjack”

American hero, David Goldstein, is a The struggles of a flamboyantly gay young

schizophrenic pyromaniac with one arm …99 man living in a blue-collar man’s world ... 69

4

ADVENTURES OF

KERRY KING