SSC2 Handy Dandy User Guide
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Transcript of SSC2 Handy Dandy User Guide
WELCOME! CONGRATS!
LET’S DO THIS!
FIRST THINGS FIRST. IF YOU’RE HERE, READING
THIS (WHICH YOU CLEARLY ARE) - YOU’RE AN
AWESOME PARENT (OR ADULT WHO’S ABOUT
TO IMPRESS A KID OR TWO). PUT THAT HAND TO
THE SCREEN FOR AN INTERNET HIGH-FIVE.
!THE REST OF THIS ORIENTATION DOCUMENT
WILL HELP YOU BE EVEN MORE AWESOME. SO,
TO GET THE MOST OUT OF YOUR SSC2 APP,
READ ON… !OH, AND KIDS. IF SOMEHOW YOU FOUND THIS…
WE HAVE SANTA ON SPEED-DIAL AND HAVE TRACKED YOUR
“DNS.” DNS? LOOK IT UP, SMARTY PANTS.
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INTRODUCTION
YOU HAVE SANTA SPY CAM™ 2 (SSC2) IN YOUR HOT
LITTLE HANDS, THE SECOND VERSION OF THE
INTERNATIONALLY ACCLAIMED “PROOF OF SANTA”
APP, THAT ENABLES PARENTS (AND
GRANDPARENTS) TO CAPTURE LIVE-ACTION, HIGH-
QUALITY VIDEO OF FRIENDLY ELVES AND SANTA
CLAUS IN YOUR HOME. POINT IS, THERE AREN'T
MANY APPS LIKE THIS, SO READ THIS ENTIRE THING.
YEAH, WE COMMAND YOU. IT’LL BE FUN. WE
PROMISE :) !!
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IN-APP PRICING
IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY, TRY THE FREE DEMO SCENE. IT’S A GREAT
“STARTER SCENE” BECAUSE IT ONLY HAS ONE CHARACTER TO
MANAGE, AND ONE VERTICAL EDGE TO LINE UP (MORE ON USAGE
“TIPS” IN A BIT). OF COURSE, “UNLOCKING” ALL 37 SCENES IS YOUR
BEST VALUE. AT UNDER $.14 CENTS PER SCENE, THAT’S LESS THAN
THE COST OF A PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE. AND THE LOOKS OF
AMAZEMENT ON YOUR KID’S FACES IS EVEN SWEETER. PLUS,
NOTHING SHOULD TASTE LIKE PUMPKIN ANYWAY, UNLESS IT’S PIE.
ALSO, UNLOCKING ALL THE SCENES REMOVES THE SSC WATERMARK
IN YOUR VIDEOS. ONCE THAT $3.99 PURCHASE IS MADE, THEY ARE
YOURS FOREVER AND EVER (WE NOW RUN OUR OWN STORES,
WHICH AVOIDS THE UNFORTUNATE EXPERIENCE OF THE APP
EXPIRING AND BEING REMOVED FROM THE APP STORE, AS WE
RECENTLY EXPERIENCED WITH THE ORIGINAL VERSION).
ALSO, AFTER “UNLOCKING ALL”, THE APP WILL ONLY DOWNLOAD
THE SCENES AS YOU NEED THEM. THIS AVOIDS A MASSIVE VIDEO
DOWNLOAD THAT WOULD MAKE YOU SAD. ITUNES AND/OR GOOGLE
PLAY MAY ASK FOR YOUR ACCOUNT CREDENTIALS AGAIN AND
CONFIRM YOUR “PURCHASE.” YOU ARE NOT BUYING THEM AGAIN.
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TIPS FOR AMAZING SCENESOVERVIEW:
SSC2 IS A TOOL, FIRST AND FOREMOST. IT CAN ONLY TAKE THE BELIEVABILITY FACTOR SO
FAR. IT'S UP TO YOU TO GET CREATIVE AND MAKE SURE THE VIDEOS YOU SHOW YOUR KIDS
ARE WELL EXECUTED. LET’S BE HONEST - WE’VE SEEN SOME USER VIDEOS THAT USE
“DROPPING IN” WHERE THE RAPPELLING ROPES ARE FLOATING IN THE SCENE. WATCH THOSE
EDGES, FOLKS.
THE ACTION BOX:
MAKE SURE YOU LINE UP VERTICAL AND HORIZONTAL EDGES OF THE ACTION BOX AS
CLOSELY AS YOU CAN TO THE OBJECTS THE CHARACTERS WILL BE APPEARING FROM. YOU
CAN ADJUST THE "ACTION BOX" (PINCH TO SCALE, MOVE, FLIP) AFTER SHOOTING, TO FINE
TUNE THE SCENE.
LIGHTING:
IT’S ALSO IMPORTANT TO MAKE SURE THE LIGHTING IN THE ROOM MATCHES THE ELVES. FOR
THE TWO OUTDOOR SANTA SCENES, IT’S BEST TO TAKE THOSE SHOTS AT EARLY DUSK,
WHERE THERE’S STILL SOME LIGHT.
PRACTICE:
EXPERIMENT WITH SETTING UP THE SCENE. SOME OBJECTS OR FURNITURE MAY NEED TO BE
MOVED AROUND TO MAKE YOUR DESIRED SCENE WORK BETTER. SO, TRY SOME STUFF.
ESPECIALLY BEFORE THE BIG NIGHT.
GET INSPIRED AND BROWSE THE MANY VIDEOS WE'VE MADE USING SSC ON OUR YOUTUBE
CHANNEL.
!
NOPE.
YEAH!
GO INTERACTIVE, PEOPLE.
WANT TO REALLY BLOW THEIR MINDS? OF COURSE YOU DO. YOU WOULDN’T HAVE READ THIS FAR IF YA DIDN’T! THERE ARE SPECIFIC SCENES IN THE APP WHERE OUR TRIO OF ELVES LEAVE A PHYSICAL OBJECT BEHIND IN YOUR VIDEO, LIKE A GIFT WRAPPED PRESENT, A NOTE OR A CANDY CANE. SIMPLY REPLICATE THE ITEM, AND LEAVE ITS PHYSICAL MATCH IN THE SAME PLACE. PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO SCALING SO THE SIZE OF THE OBJECTS ARE RELATIVELY SIMILAR.
OR, INVERSELY, YOU CAN LEAVE PHYSICAL OBJECTS OUT THAT THE CHARACTERS INTERACT WITH, LIKE “MILK AND COOKIES” FOR SANTA. OR LEAVE A NOTE FOR THE ELVES TO SEND TO THE NORTH POLE USING “AIRMAIL” (NOT PICTURED).
YEAH. KIND OF CRAZY, HUH?
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“NOTE DROP” “PRESENT DROP”
“CANDY CANE DROP” “MILK & COOKIES”
THE MAIN EVENT! CHRISTMAS EVE!
THIS IS WHAT IT’S REALLY ALL ABOUT, RIGHT? THINK BACK
TO WHEN YOU WERE A KID. ALL YOU WANTED WAS A
LITTLE PROOF. THE MOVIE “POLAR EXPRESS” COST $165-
MILLION TO OFFER PROOF (WE LOVE THE MOVIE, BY THE
WAY!). YOU SPENT $3.99. NICE WORK!
WE HIGHLY RECOMMEND PLANNING THESE SCENES OUT.
YOU CAN ALSO USE YOUTUBE’S “STUDIO CREATOR” OR
OTHER EDITING SOFTWARE TO ADD TO THE MAGIC. OR
EDIT ALL 6 (SIX!) SANTA SCENES TOGETHER FOR
“MULTIPLE CAMERA ANGLES” OF THE BIG VISIT. ROBERT
ZEMECKIS WOULD BE PROUD!
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OH, ONE MORE THING. WE USED REAL REINDEER TO MAKE
THE TWO OUTDOOR SCENES. SERIOUSLY. THEY POOPED
ON THE GREEN SCREEN FLOOR.
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KEEPING THE BIG SECRET SAFE!
THE "CANDY CANE" SECURITY FEATURE IS NOT 100% "KID
PROOF." IT IS ONLY MEANT TO BE A DETERRENT. WE
RECOMMEND:
1. MAKING SURE THE APP DOESN'T SHOW UP ON OTHER
SHARED DEVICES IN THE HOUSEHOLD (DELETING WHEN IT
SHOWS UP IN THE “CLOUD”)
2. PLACING THE SSC2 ICON IN A FOLDER WITH "BANKING" APPS
OR OTHER BORING ADULT STUFF.
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WHAT TO TELL THE KIDDOS? SOME PARENTS
NEVER TELL THEIR KIDS THEY HAVE AN APP
THAT "CAPTURES ELVES AND SANTA ON
VIDEO." INSTEAD, THEY PRE-PLAN WHERE THE
ELVES OR SANTA WILL APPEAR IN THEIR HOME,
THEN "PLAY ALONG" WITH THE KIDS AS TO
WHERE THEIR HOME VIDEO CAMERA (NOT A
MOBILE/TABLET DEVICE) SHOULD BE
SITUATED. THE NEXT DAY THEY PLAY THE
"SIGHTING" VIDEO ON THEIR MOBILE/TABLET
DEVICE. OR, SOME PARENTS TELL THEM THEY
HAVE A SPECIAL APP THAT SANTA HAS
AUTHORIZED ON THEIR PHONE, AND JUST ROLL
WITH IT THAT WAY, LEAVING THEIR PHONE/
TABLET OUT AT NIGHT TO CAPTURE THE
"SIGHTING."
WE DON’T RECOMMEND USING THIS APP FOR
KIDS OLDER THAN 7-8 YEARS OF AGE. BUT
THAT’S ENTIRELY UP TO THE PARENT TO JUDGE,
OBVIOUSLY.
THE ALIBI
APP PERFORMANCEFIRST AND FOREMOST, CLOSE OUT ALL YOUR OTHER APPS RUNNING TO MAKE THE MOST MEMORY AVAILABLE. THE MOST
COMMON COMPLAINT IS THAT THE VIDEO A USER CREATES WON'T PROCESS, THE APP CRASHES DURING PROCESSING OR THE
VIDEO WON'T SAVE. ALMOST ALWAYS THIS IS DUE TO THE USER NOT HAVING ENOUGH AVAILABLE MEMORY OR NO WIFI
CONNECTION. START WITH DELETING OLD PHOTOS, VIDEOS AND UNUSED APPS. WE RECOMMEND DOWNLOADING THE APP AND
DESIRED SCENES WHEN YOUR DEVICE IS CONNECTED TO WI-FI. IF YOU ENCOUNTER OTHER WEIRDNESS, JUST GIVE GRANDPA JIM
A HOLLER: [email protected] - HE’S PRETTY AWESOME. MOSTLY BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE THE ONLY GRANDPA WITH 11
GRANDKIDS WHO INVENTED A CHRISTMAS APP :)
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