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    By Robert Anton WilsonT h e M a p I s N o t t h e T e r r i t o r y : T h e F u t u r e I s N o t t h e P a s t

    Note : This address is printed without censorship, as it isBulletin policy to record these events as they happened . - d .At the Harvard Club of New York City, November 7, 1997

    Wll, first I did meet my wife through t heNew York Soci ety for Gener al Seman-tics, but her name is not Ann [as given in theintroductory remarks] ; it is Arlen . That is ofa bs o l u t e l y n o i m p o r t a n c e t o a n y b o d y h e r e

    except to me----I'd like to get her na me right .

    The on ly other person I know named Arlen i s

    Arlen Spector, who is a man who invented the

    magic bullet theory, which expl ained the Ken-

    nedy assassination by the bullet turning 360 .

    Where do I live? That's a very interesting

    question . According to the post office I live in

    Santa Cruz, Cali fornia ; that's Spanish for h o l y

    c r o s s . If Jesus had lived late r, it woul d be h o l y

    l e t h a l i n j e c t i o n , I assume. The pos t office cl aimsI l i v e t h e r e . Everybody around that area cl aims

    they live in Capitola . Well, virtually everybody ;

    as a matte r of fact, if I walk a hal f bloc k from

    my house I am definitely in Capitola because

    there is a shopping center there, and all the

    stores in the shopp ing center advertise as being

    in Capitol a . How come I'm in Santa Cruz?Because t he post office put me there . A couple

    of years ago the post office sent out ballots sa y-

    ing, "We are thinking of rezoning, how many

    of y o u w o u l d r a t h e r be c o u n t e d a s p a r t of

    Ca p i t o l a ?" An d i t s e ems a lmo s t e v e r ybo d y

    voted that the y want ed to be part of Capitola .

    And apparent ly th e post office decided th at was

    too much work, because they sent out a notic e

    saying, `Apparently our questionnaire wasn't

    worded proper ly and 80% of the people wouldrather be in Capitola, but we don't think they

    u n d e r s t o o d t h e qu e s t i o n s o w e ' l l s e n d y o u

    another questionnaire later." That was a bout

    three years ago . We haven't gotten another

    questionnaire. I thi nk the post office doesn't

    want to go to the trou ble of changing all their

    forms .

    But, whether I live in Santa Cruz or Capitola

    became even more confusing whe n something

    was stol en out of our car . And since the post

    office says we are in Santa Cruz, I called the

    Santa Cruz police . When they got our address

    they said you're not in Santa Cruz, you're in

    Capitola . So we called the Capitola police, and

    when we gave them our address they saidyou're not in Capitola, y ou're in Live Oak, call

    the sheriff. So we call ed the sheriff and he said,

    yeah, y ou're in Live Oak . So now I know I live

    in Live Oa k according to the sheriff, Santa

    Cr u z a c c o r d i n g t o t h e p o s t offi c e , a n d i n

    Capitola according to th e Santa Cruz police .

    T h i s i s n o t a t r i v i a l ma t t e r . It's actually

    quadrivial .

    Back in the seventies I was involved in the

    Physics Consciousness Research Group, which

    include d Jack Sarfati, who has the wildest Web

    site you can find on the World Wide Web ; Nick

    Herbert, who has written Quantum Reality ,

    M~ z T L z T ( ~ ] [ ? J R I zEz 7 r z r z r z00z0 0 z 0 0 z 0 0 r z r r z I t S ri z R 7 r 7~L~fJzlr2l f2lrzirzir2J0r2Jr2JT)rzrzirzrrJrrJrrJzrzirzr2JrzirzzzzR1RJFD0r2J0rzirzirvl? LLJ?J21

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    12F a s t e r t h a n L i g h t , a n d o t h e r i n t e r e s t i n g b o o k s

    o n q u a n t u m m e c h a n i c s ; F r i t j o f C a p r a , w h o w r o t e

    T h e T a o o f Physics ; F r e d W o l f , w h o h a s w r i t t e n

    s o m a n y b o o k s o n q u a n t u m m e c h a n i c s t h a t I

    c a n h a r d l y b e g i n t o l i s t t h e m a l l (The Body

    Quantum a n d s e v e r a l o t h e r s ) . I w as the resident

    s c i e n c e f i c t i o n w r i t e r . Y o u s e e , m y f i r s t b o o k ,

    Ill uminatus-not m y f i r s t b o o k , b u t t h e f i r s t

    b o o k t o g e t a n y a t t e n t i o n ( I h a d t h r e e b o o k s

    b e f o r e t h a t w h i c h n o b o d y p a i d a n y a t t e n t i o n

    t o - n o w t h e y a r e a l l b a c k i n p r i n t a g a i n , b u t

    t h a t i s a n o t h e r s t o r y ) - t h e f i r s t b o o k t h a t g o t a

    l o t o f a t t e n t i o n , w a s p u b l i s h e d b y D e l l . A n d i t

    w a s s u c h a s t r a n g e b o o k e v e n I a d m i t t e d i t w a s

    s t r a n g e . I t w a s s o m e t h i n g u t t e r l y u n i q u e . I w a s

    v e r y p r o u d w h e n T i m o t h y L e a r y c o m p a r e d i t

    to U l y s s e s , b e c a u s e t h a t w a s a c t u a l l y w h a t I h a d

    i n m i n d - s o m e t h i n g e q u a l l y r e vo l u t i o n a r y i n a

    d i f f er e n t w a y . D e l l d i d n ' t k n o w h o w t o p a c k a g e

    i t a n d p r o m o t e i t , s o t h e y c a l l e d i t s c i e n c e f i c -

    tion . S o n o b o d y b o u g h t i t b u t s c i e n c e f i c t i o n

    f ans . I t t o o k a b o u t t e n y e a r s b e f o r e o t h e r p e o -

    p l e b e g a n t o d i s c o v e r i t .

    M e a n w h i l e , b e c a u s e t h e f i r s t o n e w a s c a l l e d

    s c i e n c e f i c t i o n , a l l m y b o o k s l a n d e d i n t h e s c i -

    e n c e f i c t i o n s e c t i o n , i n c l u d i n g m y n o n f i c t i o n

    w h i c h m a d e m e w o n d e r , a m I w r i t i n g s c i e n c e

    f i c t i o n w h e n I t h i n k I ' m w r i t i n g s c i e n c e f a c t ?

    W e l l , i t ' s a m a t t e r o f h o w y o u d e f i n e w h a t i s a

    f a c t an d w h a t i s f ic t i on . A f t e r a w h i l e , w h e n

    more and more of my books didn't seem to

    b e l o n g i n s c i e n c e f i c t i o n , I w r o t e a d e t e c t i v e

    s t o r y , I w r o t e t h r e e h i s t o r i c a l n o v e l s , a n d I

    w r o t e a l o t o f b o o k s o n p s y c h o l o g y a n d s e m a n -

    t i c s ; s o I s u d d e n l y f o u n d m y s e l f i n t h e N e w

    A g e s e c t i o n , G o d k n o w s w h y , a n d t h e r e I w a s

    n e x t t o V o n D a n i k e n , j u s t b e c a u s e m y n a m e

    b e g i n s w i t h a " W " , a n d I s u f f e r e d f r o m t h a t

    i n d i g n i t y f o r y e a r s . I j u s t h e a r d r ec e n t l y t h a t

    Barnes & Noble has moved me from New Age

    t o P h i l o s o p h y . S o I a m n o w n e x t t o W i t t g e n -

    s t e i n , w h i c h i s w h e r e I ' d m u c h r a t h e r b e t h a n

    n e x t t o V o n D a n i k e n .

    T h e f a c t t h a t a c c o r d i n g t o o n e m o d e l o r g r i d

    o r r e a l i t y t u n n e l I l i v e i n S a n t a C r u z a n d

    General Semantics Bullet in .

    a c c o r d i n g t o a n o t h e r o n e I l i v e i n C a p i t o l a a n d

    a c c o r d i n g t o a t h i r d I l i v e i n L i v e O a k h a s

    h e l p e d m e i m m e a s u r a b l y i n u n d e r s t a n d i n g t h e

    p r o b l e m s o f q u a n t u m m e c h a n i c s t h a t w e u s e d

    t o d i s c u s s i n t h e P h y s i c s C o n s c i o u s n e s s R e -

    s e a r c h G r o u p b a c k i n t h e s e v e n t i e s . O f c o u r se ,

    w h a t i t a l l c o m e s d o w n t o . . .

    I d o n ' t s p e a k i n E - P r i m e . I ' v e b e e n w r i t i n g

    i n E - P r i m e a l o t l a t e l y ; I ' v e w r i t t e n t w o b o o k s

    i n E - P r i m e , a n d m o s t o f m y r e c e n t a r t i c l e s i n

    E-Prime . I h a v e n ' t y e t l e a r n e d t o s p e a k E -

    P r i m e , s o i f y o u h e a r a n " i s " n o w a n d t h e n ,

    n o n e o f u s a r e p e r f e c t . There was another

    l a p s e ; t h e r e w a s a n " a r e " i n t h e r e .

    T h e m a p i s n o t t h e t e r r i t o r y . I n q u a n t u m

    p h y s i c s , y o u s e t u p o n e e x p e r i m e n t a l a p p a r a -

    t u s - b u i l d u p a m a t h e m a t i c a l t h e o r y t o f i t t h e

    results you get-and you have proven that

    l i g h t t r a v e l s i n w a v e s . Y o u s e t u p a n o t h e r

    e x p e r i m e n t a l a p p a r a t u s a n d a n o t h e r t h e o r e t i -

    c a l s y s t e m t o a c c o u n t f o r w h a t y o u g e t , a n d y o u

    prov e that light trav els in parti c l es . B a c k i n t h e

    t w e n t i e s t h e r e w a s a b i g a r gu m e n t - w e l l , a c t u -

    a l l y i t g o e s b a c k t o t h e p r e v i o u s c e n t u r y , b u t i t

    h e a t e d u p i n t h e 1 9 2 0 s - d o e s l i g h t t r a v e l a s

    w av es or as parti c l es ; i s l i g h t w a v e s o r i s i t p a r -

    t i c l e s ? A n d t h e a n s w e r s e e m s t o b e t h a t l i g h t i s

    w a v e s w h e n i t f e e l s l i k e b e i n g w a v e s , a n d i t ' s

    p a r t i c l e s w h e n i t f e e l s l i k e b e i n g p a r t i c l e s .

    L i g h t i s w a v es a n d l i g h t i s p a r t i c l e s . T h a t l e a d s

    a l o t o f p h y s i c i s t s t o p r o m u l g a t e t h e t h e o r y

    t h a t t h e u n i v e r s e i s i r r a t i o n a l - w h i c h I t h i n k i s

    t h e w o r s t i d e n t i f i c a t i o n , ` i s ' o f ' i d e n t i t y , t h a t h a s

    c o m e u p s o f a r i n t h i s d i s c u s s i o n .

    S u p p o s i n g y o u r e f o r m u l a t e d i n E - P r i m e a s

    Dr . B o u r l a n d w o u l d h a v e u s d o . Y o u c a n ' t s a y

    t h a t t h e p h o t o n s a r e p a r t i c l e s ; y o u ' d s a y , u n d e r

    c e r t a i n e x p e r i m e n t al c o n d i t i o n s p h o t o n s b e -

    h a v e l i k e p a r t i c l e s . A n d y o u c a n ' t s a y p h o t o n s

    a r e w a v e s . Y o u c a n o n l y s a y , u n d e r c e r t a i n

    e x p e r im e n t a l c o n d i t i o n s p h o t o n s b e h a v e l i k e

    w a v e s . N o w t h e r e i s n o c o n t r a d i c t i on , n o p a r a -

    d o x , n o p r o b l e m , a n d n o n e e d t o s a y t h e u n i -

    verse is irrational . I t i s j u s t t h e " i s o f i d e n t i t y "

    w h i c h m a k e s t h e u n i v e r s e a p p e a r i r r a t i o n a l .

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    h o m e t o m e v e r y s t r o n g l y w h e n p e o p l e s t a r t e d

    s h o o t i n g u p a b o r t i o n c l i n i c s - w e l l , u s u a l l y t h e y

    w e r e a c t u a l l y w o m e n ' s c e n t e r s w h i c h d i d a l l

    s o r t s o f w o m e n ' s m e d i c i n e b e s i d e s a b o r t i o n s ,

    b u t t h e y d i d d o a b o r t i o n s , t o o , s o t h e y g o t t o b e

    c a l l e d a b o r t i o n c l i n i c s . P e o p l e w o u l d g o i n a n d

    s h o o t p e o p l e , s e t o f f b o m b s a n d w h a t n o t . This

    w a s a l l o v e r t h e p h i l o s o p h i c a l d i s a g r e e m e n t : I s

    t h e f e t u s a h u m a n b e i n g o r i s i t n o t ? W h i c h i s

    l i k e , d o I l i v e i n L i v e O a k o r d o I l i v e i n

    C a p i t o l a , o r d o I l i v e i n S a n t a C r u z ? I n E -

    P r i m e y o u c a n ' t e v e n a s k t h e q u e s t i o n . I n E -

    P r i m e , t h e c l o s e s t y o u c a n c o m e i s , " U n d e r

    y o u r p r e s e n t p h i l o s o p h i c a l a n d s c i e n t i f i c

    u n d e r s t a n d i n g , d o y o u c l a s s i f y t h e f e t u s a s

    human?" ; o r , " U n d e r y o u r p r e s e n t p h i l o s o p h i -

    c a l a n d s c i e n t i f i c u n d e r s t an d i n g , d o y o u c l a s s i-

    f y t h e f e t u s a s n o t h u m a n ? " W e l l , t h e a n s w e r s

    t o t h o s e q u e s t i o n s a r e , " U n d e r m y p r e s e n t

    p h i l o so p h i c a l a n d s c i e n t i f i c u n d e r s t a n d i n g , I

    c l a s s i f y t h e f e t u s a s h u m an , " a n d " U n d e r m y

    p r e s e n t p h i l o so p h i c a l a n d s c i e n t i f i c u n d e r -

    s t a n d i n g , I d o n o t c l a s s i f y t h e f e t u s a s h u m a n . "

    I f p e o p l e w o u l d l e a r n t o t a l k i n E - P r i m e , t h e y

    w o u l d b e m u c h l e s s p a s s i o n a t e , i t s e e m s t o m e ,

    a n d t h e y ' d b e m u c h l e s s l i k e l y t o s h o o t g u n s a t

    o n e a n o t h e r .

    T h e r e a r e m a n y o t h e r e x a m p l e s , b u t I ' m

    j u s t d o i n g a r o u g h r u n d o w n o n h o w K o r z y b s k i

    c o n t i n u e s t o i n f l u e n c e m e . A l l t h e e v e n t s th a t

    a r e g o i n g o n i n t h e w o r l d I t e n d t o s e e t h r o u g h

    a K o r z y b s k i a n g r i d . H e m a d e a b i g g e r i m p r e s -

    s i o n o n m e t h a n j u s t a b o u t a n y w r i t e r I h a v e

    e v e r r e a d .

    W h e n I w a s g o i n g t o h i g h s c h o o l , t h e c i v i c s

    a n d E n g l i s h t e a c h e r s a n d a l l t h e h u m a n i t i e s

    t e a c h e r s - I w a s i n a t e c h n i c a l h i g h s c h o o l , b u t

    w e h a d t o t a k e s o m e h u m a n i t i e s c o u r s e s i n

    t h o s e d a y s ; I d o n ' t k n o w i f t h e y h a v e t o t a k e

    a n y c o u r s e s i n a n y t h i n g t h e s e d a y s ( m y g e n e r -

    a l i m p r e s s i o n i s t h a t e v e r y b o d y w h o g r a d u a t e d

    s i n c e 1 9 7 0 d o e s n ' t k n o w a n y t h i n g , b u t m a y b e

    t h a t j u s t s h o w s I a m g e t t i n g o l d ) - a l l t h e

    p h y s i c s , a l l t h e s o c i a l s c i e n c e a n d h u m a n i t i e s

    i s

    t e a c h e r s m a d e i t v e r y c l e a r t o u s t h a t H i t l e r

    m a d e a t e r r i b l e m i s t a k e i n m a k i n g g e n e r a l i z a -

    t i o n s a b o u t m i s c e l l a n e o u s g r o u p s o f h u m a n

    b e i n gs . H e t o o k a l a r g e c o l l e c t i o n o f h u m a n

    b e i n g s a n d h e s a i d t h e s e p e o p l e , t h e J e w s , h a v e

    t h e f o l l o w i n g c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s , a l l o f t h e m .

    T h a t ' s w h a t K o r z y b s k i m e a n t b y " a l l n e s s " a n d

    t h a t w a s w h a t l a y b e h i n d t h e H o l o c a u s t . A n d

    a n y b o d y w h o t h i n k s K o r z y b s k i ' s i d e a s a r e n o t

    v e r y , v e r y i m p o r t a n t , j u s t r e m e m b e r w h a t t h e

    Holocaust was, what happened . A n d i t a ll

    r e s u l t ed f r o m ` J e w s a r e s u c h a n d s u c h ' . How

    m a n y J e w s d i d H i t l e r m e e t i n h i s l i f e ? O n e h u n -

    d r e d , t w o h u n d r e d , t h r e e h u n d r e d ? H o w m a n y

    J e w s a r e t h e r e i n t h e w o r l d ? F i f t e e n m i l l i o n ,

    t w e n t y m i l l i o n ? I d o n ' t k n o w . H e t h o u g h t h e

    k n e w a l l a b o u t a l l t h e J e w s i n t h e w o r l d . H e

    o n l y k n e w a f e w t h i n g s a b o u t a f e w o f t h e m ,

    and probably the only ones he remembered

    w e r e t h e o n e s w h o h a d h u r t h i s f e e l i n g s s o m e

    t i m e o r a n o t h e r b y s a y i n g h i s p a i n t i n g s w e r e n ' t

    v e r y g o o d . S o m e o n e s a i d , " A d o l p h , t h a t p ai n t -

    i n g s u c k s " , a n d s i x m i l l i o n p e o p l e d i e d l a t e r o n

    b e c a u s e o f a l l n e s s .

    I d o n ' t w a n t t o b e t o o c o n t r o v e r s i a l , b u t I

    w o u l d l i k e t o a s k , H o w m a n y m e n d o e s G l o r i a

    Steinem know well enough to make all ness

    s t a t e m e n t s a b o u t t h e m a l e s e x ? D o e s s h e k n o w

    20 0, ; 30 0, 50 0? I s t h a t e n o u g h t o g e n e r a l i z e

    a b o u t t w o - a n d - a - h a l f b i l l i o n m e n o n t h e p l a n -

    e t n o w ?

    T h e p a r a d o x e s o f q u a n t u m p h y s i c s , t o r e t u r n

    t o t h e m , a l l r e s u l t f r o m c o n f u s i n g t h e m a p w i t h

    t h e t e r r i t o r y. W e m a k e m a p s , a n d w e f i n d o u t

    t h e d i f f e r e n t p a r t s i n q u a n t u m p h y s i c s m a y

    n e e d d i f f e r e n t m a p s . W e f i n d t h e m a p s d o n ' t

    e x a c t l y f i t t o g e t he r i n t o o n e p i c t u r e , s o w e f i n d

    w e n e e d d i f f e r e n t p u r p o s e s , w h i c h s h o u l d n ' t b e

    a s u r p r i s e . Y o u d o n ' t l o o k a t a w e a t h e r ma p t o

    f i n d o u t p ol i t ic a l d i v i si o n s . Y o u d o n ' t l o o k a t a

    p o l i t i c a l m a p t o f i n d o u t w e a t h e r d i v i s i o n s , a n d

    s o o n . C o n f u s i n g t h e m a p w i t h t h e t e r r i t o r y ,

    y o u b e g i n t o g e t t h e i m p r e s s i o n t h a t t h e w o r l d

    is rather irrational . W e d o n ' t r e a l i ze t h a t w e

    pu t the lines there . T h e r e i s s t i l l a l o t o f c o n f u -

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    14sion about this, even among professional physi-

    c i s t s , ma n y of w h om I h a v e g o t t e n t o kn o w

    intimately. When you get three physicistsarguing about the Copenhagen interpretation,

    it is like three socialists arguing about what is

    real socialism . It's enough to melt the Polar ice

    caps . But this doesn't happen with Capitola,

    Santa Cruz, and Live Oak because we know we

    put the lines there . But generall y we forget we

    put the lines there and we think the lines exist

    outsid e of us . We think our belief system is an

    exact reflection of an objective and unchang-

    i n g w o r l d , w h i c h i s t h e h a l l u c i n a t i o n t h a t

    Korzybski tried to cure . I have tried to popu-

    larize this in my own way by the two mantras

    "Don't belie ve totall y in anybody's B S (belief

    syst em)," and the seco nd commandment is li ke

    unto the first, "Don't believe totally in yourown BS." Because, after all, when y ou begin tobelieve in your own B S, you enter the state that

    I call self-hypnotic, ideati onal trance, and pret-

    ty soon you've got a headful of self-hypnotic

    ideational trance, or s-h-i-t. People who go

    around with their heads l ike that . . .

    Peter Bogdanovich , like Jean Luc Goddard,

    started out as film critic, and l ater became a .

    film director, a nd a very good on e, I think . He

    was persuad ed to become an actor i n a movie

    t h a t O r s o n We l l e s ma d e t h a t h a s y e t t o be

    released, called The Othe r Side of the Wind . Andt h e w a y O r s o n p e r s u a d e d Pe t e r B o g d a n o v i c h

    to become an actor was when Bogdanovichsaid, "I'm not an actor, I don't know how to

    a c t ." Welles said, "Everybody is an actor . "

    How's that for an all ness and an isness s tate-

    ment? Bogdanovich said, "What do y ou mean?"

    And Welles said, "Every conversation is a per-

    formance ." We draw the line, we s a y t h i s i s a c t -

    ing and this is conversation, but every conver-

    sation is a performance. Read Goffman'sPresentation of Self in Everyday Life . We arealways putting on a persona to deal with the

    w o r l d a r o u n d u s . Everybody is an actor in a

    certain sense . Or at least we can use the model

    of acting to descr ibe a great deal of human

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    behavior. So therefore don't be afraid if any-

    body asks you to appear i n a movie .

    I just came back from appearing in aGerman movie calle d Drei and Zwanzig, w h i c h

    for those of you who lack Deutch means "twen-

    ty-three" . And for those of you who don't

    know why the movie is cal led twenty-three, you

    haven't rea d enough of my books yet, obvious-

    ly. Drei and Zwanzig is about a guy named Carl

    Koch who read my novel I l l u m i n a t u s (which I

    intended t o change the mind of everybody who

    read it, to mutate them totally into new levels

    of consciousness and awareness) . As it says

    near t he end of the book, "This book is part of

    the only real conspiracy it discusses" ; and it

    changed Carl Koch's mind-certainly not quite

    in the dir ection I wa s expecting-but the mes-

    sage he got out of it is [that] the world needs

    to be free of secrets, so "Let's burrow into all

    the secret files of all the governments and pub-

    lish what we find ." Once he got going on t h a t ,

    he found out he was very good at it . He got int o

    the U . S . Naval database in Norfolk ; then he got

    into Lawrence Livermore Laborator y, wh ere,

    as Buckminster Ful ler once s aid, "Most of the

    best minds of the Americ an sc ient ific commu-

    nity have de voted themselves, for 5 0 years, to

    the singl e project of delivering more and more

    explosive power over longer and longer dis-

    tances in shorter and shorter time to kill more

    and more people ." Now this is a remarkable use

    of human intel lige nce . Apparently if the Cold

    War hadn't ended they would have reached the

    point where they could kill everybody in one

    nanosecond, and then they woul d have achieved

    the goal o f American financial policy in the las t

    50 years .

    He got into Lawren ce Livermore Laboratory ;

    he got into everything, even to the FB I, the

    CIA; he was all over the shop. And thenbecause he was more interested in coca ine than

    in the kind of drugs I th ink are beneficial ,

    which I shall not name, lest I get hauled off

    and arrested (you might make a few guesses

    after read ing s ome of my books)-Koch got an

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    even more wonderful idea, at l east it seemed

    wonderful to him . His idea was, ins tead of just

    distributing this i nformation for free, let's sel l

    i t. So he contacted the KGB . Pretty soon he had

    more cocaine than anybody in Germany. He

    was rolling in cocaine . The more cocaine he

    had, the more time he had to spend at the com-

    puter, sni ffing and searching , sniffing and

    searching-finding out more and more secrets,

    s e l l i n g t h e m a t h i g h e r a n d h i g h e r p r i c e s -

    sniffing and search ing, sniffing and searching .

    T h e KG B kn e w mo r e abo u t w h a t w a s g o i n g o n

    in Washington than the president did, proba-

    bly-certainl y more than the Armenians knew .

    Then Carl was found dead in the woods at the

    age of 23 , on the 23rd of t h e mo n t h . He w a s

    fascinated by 23s as a result of I l l u m i n a t u s .Apparentl y my books affect differen t peopl e in

    different ways . Anyway, they wanted me toappear in the movie, playing myself I thought

    it over, and I said yes . I figured like Orson

    Welles said, every conversation is a perform-

    ance. All I had to do was be myself I didn't

    have to do a l ot of method acting and asking

    what is this charact er really aiming for, what is

    his true motive, and so on . I know pretty much

    what my motive is, most of the time, or at least

    part of the time .

    You know, when somebody mentioned the

    Roosevelt Hotel in o ne of the speeches, I was

    wondering which Roosevelt Hotel was hethinking about . There must be . . . you knowthere is a Columbus in every state ; there may

    be a Roosevelt Hotel i n every big city . When he

    mentioned the Roosevelt Hotel my mind went

    at once to the Roosevelt Hotel in Beverly Hills,

    be c a u s e I h a v e t a u g h t t h e r e a t a c o u p l e of

    neuro-linguistic programming workshops with

    Richard Bandler and his staff. The Roosevel t

    Hotel in Beverly Hills is a very interesting

    place because lots and lots of people have seen

    Clift o n Webb's g h o s t w a n d e r i n g a r o u n d t h e

    h a l l s . I did no t get to see Clifton Webb's ghost .

    Very few hotels have a n atmosphere like that,

    where you think you might run into the ghost

    15of an actor y ou remember from your chi l d-

    hood . And the other thing about the Roosevelt

    Hotel is that Charlie Manson worked in the

    lobby a s a pimp about 20 years or 30 years ago .That gives another atmosphere . Charlie was up

    for parole again recentl y, and was turned down

    as usual, as I hope he always will be ; and he

    gave an interview to the S a n J o s e Mercury . Thefirst intervie w i n years . One of the most inter-

    esting things Charlie said was, "In my da y

    being crazy meant something ; now, everybody

    is crazy." So you see, when you say a simple

    thing li ke Roosevelt Hotel, y ou don't know

    what it is activating in the person listening to

    y o u . It al so activates memories that the Roose-

    velt Hotel double-bille d . T h e y ma d e t h e I n -

    stitut e of Neuro-Linguistic Progr amming and

    me both pay for the same room . That's enough

    of the Roosevelt Hotel .

    I have been very involved in neu ro-linguis-

    tic programming for three y ears now . I r e a d a

    few books on it before . One day I was call ed up

    by the Insti tute, and they wanted me to teach

    at one of their seminars . And I said I've read a

    few books about it, but I don't know eno ugh

    about it to teach . The person who does most of

    their recruit ing said, "Dr. Bandler says you're

    an expert on neuro-linguistic pro gramming ;

    i t ' s i n a l l o f y o u r b o ok s . " S o I s a i d , h o w t h e h e l l

    did I become an expert? I never thou ght I'd be

    an expert on an ything . I can't even find my

    dick with both hands with the lights out . Howcan I be an expert on anything?

    When I met Dr. Bandler, he explained . I u s eNLP in all of my books . When I began tounderstand it a litt l e better, I cou ld see

    Faulkner uses NLP in all of his books, too .

    Every book on NLP that Band ler has written

    that I have read, somewhere near the beginning

    there is a chapte r call ed "The Map is Not the

    Territory" . If it doesn't appear as a chapter

    head, it appears in a box in the middle of a

    chapter. That gives you an idea where the ori-

    gins of NLP began . It is pa rtly Korzybski and

    partly Milton Erickson's hypnotic work .

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    16Bandler has carried it into entirel y new dimen-

    sions . I have seen Dr . Bandler put people into

    deep trance in 3o seconds, which MiltonErickson was famous for. I think Bandler does

    it even quicker and more efficiently . He is very

    good with people who th ink they can't be hyp-

    notized . He does this entire ly by means of his

    understanding of language, how language con-

    trols people . Wh e n y o u be g i n t o u n d e r s t a n d

    NLP, you re alize tha t Korzybski did not st ate

    the case nearly as strongly as it needs to be

    stated . Korzybski said that thos e who control

    symbols control us . You might just as wel l say

    those who control symbols have the whole

    wor ld h y pnotized . You better become a con-

    troll er of symbols y ourself or you're going to

    remain in a trance, a self-hypnotic i deational

    trance that so mebody e lse lai d on you-some

    guru or perfect master, or enlightened being or

    teacher, or whatever . A perfect master (we've

    got a l ot of them around California, around

    where I live) is only ideal if you want to be a

    perfect slave . The line between persuasion and

    hypnosis, l ike the line between conversation

    and acting, is not firm . We decide where we are

    going to draw the line .

    For instance, the Pentagon sent a couple of

    officers to be trained in NLP, and they were the

    ones who went to Congress every year toe x p l a i n w h y w e n e e d e d t o a p p r o p r i a t e mo r e

    mo n e y f o r t h i s w o r t h w h i l e p r o j e c t [ t h a t ]

    Americ a has devo ted so much of its time to

    from 1945 to 1989-the p roject of delivering

    mo r e a n d mo r e e x p l o s i v e p o w e r o v e r l o n g e r

    and longer distances in shorter and shorter

    time to blow up more and more peop l e . They

    were trained in NLP so they could manipulate

    the Congress better . The question is, were they

    being more persuasive or were they hy pnotiz-

    ing Congress? It depends on how you draw the

    l i n e . A couple o f congressmen found ou t about

    this and went and got trained in NLP .

    One of them was Al Gore . I saw him at the

    World Future Society in `89 . He was the head

    of the Senate Committee on the Future then,

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    and he said, "I promise not to run for president

    again until I'm older." I thought, gee, that's a

    safe statement, he'll be older one day from now .

    He had a great debate on television with that

    gu y whose na me I have trouble remembering .

    When I grew up in Brooklyn it meant pussy or

    female genit alia-Quayle . Quayle was running

    w i t h a g u y n a m e d B u s h . I couldn't see any of

    their commercials wit hout gigglin g because it

    brought back my whole adolescence inB r o ok l y n . That's all we ever talked about in

    h i g h s c h o o l -bu s h a n d qu a i l . Now we've got

    Bush and Quay le runnin g for the top offices in

    the land . I felt like I was living in a surrealist

    painting. If you can get a tape of that debate,

    p la y it and watch what Gore does to Qua yle .

    Quayle is continually attacking Gore and the

    Democratic Party in general as having social-

    ist, left-wing tendencies, etc ., being dishonest,

    crooked, co rrupt and wh atnot . Gore just comes

    ahead with various points that are entirel y off

    that subject on to things that have to be done .

    An d h e a l w a y s e n d s w i t h , `An d w h a t d o y o u

    plan t o do a bout these problems, Dan?" So Dan

    Quayle is in the position that he can't go back

    to his attack ; he's got to answer a question :

    "What are you go ing to do about this ?"--he's

    got to start thinking, which is something he is

    not very good at, which is why Gore won that

    d eba t e h a n d s d o w n . That's just a little simple

    applic ation of NLP .

    Another inte resting thing about the ` i s ' o f

    i d e n t i t y I wanted to discuss tonight . I h a v e w r i t -

    ten, as I said, my last t hree books in E-Prime,

    which I find a very hel pful discipline . Once in

    Mexico, I tried an exercise suggested by Aleis-

    ter Crowley , the infamous satanist , black-magi-

    cian, monster, sadist, etc ., a man I admire

    tremendously because I don't think he was any

    of those thin gs ; I think that was all create d by

    his enemies . B e t h a t a s i t m a y , t h i s e x er c i s e c o n -

    sists of banning the word "I" from your speech

    for one week . He didn't want y ou to ban it for-

    ever, like some of the more ardent proponents

    of E-Prime want y ou to ban "is" forever . But he

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    Numbers 65-68, 2001wanted you to ban it for a week . So, I tried

    going witho ut using the w ord "I" for a week .

    Crowley suggested if you slip and use " I " , y o u

    carry a razor around with y ou, and every time

    you slip, cut y our arm slightly to give yourself

    negative reinforcement so y ou don't slip and

    say "I" again . I w a s n o t qu i t e a s c r a z y a s

    Aleister Crowle y , but then ver y few peop le

    could qualify for that ; so instead of cutting

    myself with a ra zor, I bit my thumb. About t he

    third day I had a very sore thumb. I was begin-

    ning to enter a state of consciousness in which

    "I" seemed l ike an obsessive/compulsive disor-

    der. I thought I shoul d go to the OCD people

    and say , "I've got this obsessive/compulsive

    disorder, I relate everything to myself; I see

    everything through a narrow perspective . How

    can I get cure d of this terrible thin g?" By the

    end of the week I was in a semi-Buddhist sta te,

    and I was beginning to think, "What the hell is

    wrong with the Western worl d that everybody

    is so hung up on their ego?" A very interesting

    exercise .

    I am just pointing ou t that Korzy bski did

    not discover all the traps in language . You can

    find traps in language ; the more you l ook, the

    more you find . Getting back to the `is' of iden-

    tity, t he book I am working on now is cal led (I

    keep wanting to say U n s a f e a t Any Speed ; i s n ' t

    that o dd, th at's a book by Ral ph Nader)-my

    book is call ed E v e r y t h i n g i s U n d e r C o n t r o l . It ' s i n

    the form of an encyclopedi a of conspiracy the-

    ories and heresies against consensus reality . I

    discovered you can't write about conspiracy

    theories without using the `is' of identity, or

    degeneratin g into the kind of convoluted pros e

    that you only find in Henry James . E v e nt h o u g h He n r y J ame s i s r e g a r d e d a s a ma j o r

    American writer, I don't want to g et stuck

    sounding like Henry J ames. If I'm goin g to get

    stuck sounding like any convolute d writer, I'd

    rather sound like Faulkner .

    Conspiracy theory can't exist without the

    ` i s ' o f i d e n t i t y . You really need to use it (which

    may te ll us something ver y important about

    1.7conspiracy theory) . We are living in a decade-

    well it began a couple of decades ago-it began

    w i t h Wa t e r g a t e ; it accelerated in the '80s, it

    keeps reaching ne w peaks every year through-

    out the '90s . Every time I think it has peaked, it

    doubles in intensity . More and more people

    have more and more theories about other peo-

    ple being up to no good . The general opinion

    humanity has of other human beings has s unk

    to an all-time low. Every body susp ects e very

    other group of being up to something nasty .

    When you ask what caused this sociologi-

    cal phenomenon of this general ized distrust

    that people have of one another and especially

    of organi zations . . . People fear unions, people

    fear government, people fear corporations, peo-

    ple fear churches, people fear one another, peo-

    ple fear all sorts of things . One of the reasons ,

    I think, consists of the simple fact that there

    are an awful lot of conspiracies going on . The

    government lies to us all the time . They g et

    caught constan tly Th e chief qualification to be

    a politic ian in modern America is that you have

    an absolutely shameless personality, which I

    believe is known in technical psychiat ric litera-

    ture as the "sociopathic personality" . Nothing

    can shame you, you can get caught in ten lies in

    ten days, and the eleventh day you've got a new

    lie and great hope that people will believe you .

    Remember Nixon's l ast d ays in office? He was

    still telling new lies every day hoping that

    there was still somebody out there whobelieved him. Nobody believed him any more,

    but he had faith . He had conned so many peo-

    ple for so long that he was convinced he could

    go on, he c ould con them one more time . Even

    when he resigned, he said, I am not guilty of

    anyth ing, I'm just resigning for the sake of

    form. He was resigning so they couldn'timpeach him, or it s ure l ooks that way from my

    perspective .

    We h a d I r a n Co n t r a . In Italy they had the

    P2 conspiracy, whi ch got a lot of publicity in

    the European press . I was living in Europe at

    that t ime . As a matter of fact, I was l iving in

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    18Ireland, and in Ireland, as all the Catholic

    priests will tel l you, the newspapers are run by

    a bunch of damned athe ists . Well, they are all

    atheists who are educated by the Jesuits . There

    is nobody more subtle than an atheist educ ated

    by Jesuits. Like when the archbishop sent out

    his letter on God's plan for the family . On e of

    them wrote to the I r i s h T i m e s , " W o u l d the arch-

    bi s h o p ki n d l y e x p l a i n w i t h w h a t d e g r e e of

    metaphor a timeless being can be said to have

    plans?" Only an atheist educated by Jesuits

    could come up with a question like that .

    P2 got a lot of publicity in Irela nd and

    throughout Europe . It didn't get quite as much

    publicity here . Basically, leaving out all the

    specu lation, there was a lot of specu lation

    about P2 like Ethere is] about all conspiratori-

    al activity. What was proven comes down toover 950 members of P2, which w as a secr et

    society within a secret society . Licio Gelli, who

    seems to have been the organizer, only recruit-

    ed from third d egree Fre emasons, from the

    G r a n d O r i e n t L o d g e of E g y p t i a n Fr e ema s o n -

    ry Nine hundred of them had high posi tions in

    the g overn ment . The y were accused of plot-

    ting a fascist coup . There were also a couple of

    them convicted o f massive financ ial fraud . I t

    was discovered that Gelli, in coll aboration with

    Roberto Calvi of Ban co Ambrosiano an d Mich-

    ele Sindona of the Franklin Nationa l Bank-

    a n d a g u y n ame d He r n a n d e z Ca r t a y a , of t h e

    World Finance Corporation i n Miami-had set

    up 200 banks that di dn't . even exist except in

    their c omputers . And these 20 0 banks that d id

    not exist made a ver y happ y merry-go-round

    in which all the cocaine money was being laun-

    d e r e d a n d e n d i n g u p G o d kn o w s w h e r e . Prob-

    ably in numbered Swiss bank accounts .

    Calvi, when he was indicted, fled to London

    and was found hanging from a bridge with his

    pockets full of bricks where the rising tide had

    covered his dead body, which is the thrust of

    the punishment given to Freemasons who be-

    tray their fellows in the craft-which indicates

    definitely tha t Calvi was killed by Freemasons

    Genera l Se B u l l e t i n

    or by people who ardently wish us to think he

    was k i l l e d . by Fr e ema s o n s .Michele Sindona was convicted in New York

    of 65 counts of stock and currency fraud ; t h e n

    was extrad ited to Rome after Richard Nixon's

    law firm put up a hell o f a three-yea r fight to

    keep him from being extradited ; and was con-

    victed of murdering a bank examiner, and t hen

    was poisoned in his cell while waiting trial on

    charges of plotting a fascist coup and complic-

    ity in the Bologna 1980 rail way bombing . You

    can see they were a busy and jolly bunch .

    All the money from the coca ine in South

    America was going through that bank and dis-

    appearing into the 200 ghost banks that t hey

    had set up .

    This case never dies ; there are more investi-

    gations all the time . Just recent ly a mafioso in

    Palermo confessed to being the o ne who had

    murdered Calvi, strang l ed him and hung him

    from that bridge-which was the first theo ry

    put forth by the first book I read about the

    Calvi case-and it got supers eded by all the

    people trying to prove Calvi was killed by the

    Freemasons, by the Vatican, by this group o r

    that group . Frankly, he was killed by the Mafia

    f o r shorting them on a dope deal, or at l east

    this mafioso confessed to tha t . A l l t h e i n v e s t i -

    gating magistrates in Italy who were in volved

    in the P2 conspiracy told the reporters that

    Gelli was not the head , though Gelli seemed to

    be the head . They had evidence that control

    came from somewhere e l se . One of them said,

    "I think it was another Freemasonic lodge in

    Mo n t e Ca r l o " ; another one said he thought it

    was the Grand Lodge Alpino in Switzerland .

    Researchin g my book on conspira c y theo-

    ries, I found an article that claimed that the real

    brains behind P2 wa s James Jesus Angleton,

    who was the head of counterintelli gence for

    the CIA in 1954 to 1974, when h e got th rown

    out for doing things in the United States that

    the CIA is only allowed t o do in other coun-

    t r i e s . Angleton is call ed paranoid by so many

    writers that it is hard to separate the concept

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    e r s 6 5 - 6 8 , 2 0 0 1

    Angelton and paranoi a . The two are intimately

    related. He belie ved there w as a Soviet mole

    high in th e CIA and he had his own d epartment

    and his own budget, and nobody knew what he

    w a s d o i n g b e c a u s e h e s h r e d d e d a l l o f h i s

    papers eve ry nigh t before he left . This started

    back in the '50s before anybody else inWashington was into paper shredding . He did-

    n't want to leave a paper trail of anything .

    Nobody knew what the hell Angleton wasdoing, except Dulle s maybe, and Dulles's s uc-

    cessors, and the y probably d idn't know either

    because Angleton was a ver y private person

    and a very strange bird indeed .A . J. Weberman-who has the biggest Webs i t e y o u c a n f i n d , i t i s t h r e e p a r t s , t h e h i s t o r y o f

    the CIA, the Kennedy assassination, and gar-

    bolog y ; garbology i s what Weberman discov-

    ered going through peop le 's garbage, which

    was his first occupation before he started in o n

    t h e C I A a n d t h e K e n n e d y a s s a s s i n a t i o n - h e

    believes that he can prove that Angleton was

    the brains behind the Kennedy assassinatio n .

    Be that true or not, e verybody can judge for

    themselves after reading this extensi ve site (if

    you've got a yea r to take off, and go through all

    of the file, y ou might come to an educated

    opinion about that) . My thought, as I plowed

    throug h this stuff, is that if Angle ton was

    behind it, it was because he finally decided tha t

    Kennedy was the Soviet mole he had been look-

    ing for all those years .

    You see, once the government stops trusting

    the people, there is no end to it . As Maile r

    points out in his novel H a r l o t ' s G h o s t , every

    branch o f the CIA is igno rant of what every

    other branch is doing. T h i s i s n e c e s s a r ybecause Angleton was very influential in set-

    ting up the structure . He set it up so that a

    mole in one department might find out a l ot

    about that de partment if he or she go t into it

    and got high enough, but they couldn't find out

    what was going on in any other department . S o

    nobody in a n y de partment of the CIA knows

    what anybody in any other department is

    19doing . So nobody can learn too much by pene -

    trating there . You need l ots and l ots of moles

    and getting even one mole in a high position is

    pretty hard . B u t t h e r e s u l t o f t h a t i s t h a t e v e r y -

    body in the CIA suspects every body else in the

    CIA of all the things tha t left-wing paranoids

    suspect th em of

    In Mailer's novel, when they hea r about the

    Kennedy assassinat ion at Langley, he describes

    a scene where no body can l ook at anybody el se

    because they 're all thinking the same thought :

    "Was it one of those de partments I'm not sup-

    posed to know about?" Which is what a l ot of

    other people thought later. Once you 've defined

    an enemy that is trying to subvert you, then

    you need to sp y on everybody more and more .The more you spy on everybody, the morenervous ever ybody gets . So as a government

    proceeds down the path of spying on the citi-

    zens (re member the government at o ne time

    was supposed to be our servant? We have com-

    pletel y forgotten about that-we got so used to

    thinking about them as our master), but the

    more they spy on the citizens, the more you get

    the citizens feeling anxious, nervous, paranoid,

    a n d a l i t t l e b i t h o s t i l e . That's why you see those

    bumper stickers that sa y, is your chur ch BATF

    approved? in memory of Waco . The govern-ment is spy ing on al l of us all the time . K a f k a ,

    who tried to write the cra ziest satire imagina-

    ble about the excesses that a bureaucracy coul d

    go, never thought of urine testing . Kafka cou ld

    not imagine a country where the citizens were

    obliged to pee into bottles and gi ve them to

    government agents to take it back and find out

    what was going on inside their bladder . As Bob

    says-you al l heard of Bob, J. R . Bo b Dobbs,

    short-term interim savior of the Church of the

    S ubg e n i u s - if t h e y c a n l o ok a t y o u r p e e i n

    your bladder, what the hell still belongs to you?

    Once peopl e get more and more used to the

    idea of the government spying on them, every-

    body is more and more nervous about the gov-

    ernment. They start forming committees a ndgroups to fight back. So y ou get more and more

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    Numb s 65-68, 2001to find out what is rea lly going on . Whi le

    everybody around them has good motives to lie

    to them . Meanwhile, everybody not in the rul-

    ing class has a burden of 'niscience', which

    means that ever ything that the y see, hear,

    smell, taste, or otherw ise find out they can't

    d a r e t a l k a b o u t i f i t c o n t r a d i c t s o f f i c i a l p o l i c y .

    So more and more we dri ft to the conditi on

    of "rigid icus bureau crat is" or maximum snafu,

    in which no one knows what is going o n, or if

    t h e y d o , t h e y a r e c a r e f u l n o t t o t a l k a b o u t i t . In

    s u c h a s i t u a t i o n i t i s i n e v i t a b l e t h a t a l l s o r t s o f

    conspiracy theories should prol iferate and a

    large percentage of the American population

    shou ld believe that Eisenhower made a dea l

    with the e xtra-terrestrials in 1957 : Give us

    your technology and you can have all the

    c o w s l i p s y o u w a n t . This is no more fantast ic

    than the situation we are actually in, in which

    everybody is lyi ng to the government and the

    government is too du mb to know it, although

    they suspect it , so they spy on us more and

    more to see if they can c atch us in any of our

    l i e s .

    So conspiracy theories will al ways continue

    to proliferate, until the funding runs out and

    they can't supply us with any more, or until the

    power gets desovereignized, as Bucky Fuller

    used to say, into the Internet and we don't have

    governments any more.

    The other great cause of the popularity of

    conspirac y theories has to do wi th information

    and chaos, two su bjects which have fascinated

    me for a l ong t ime . I g o t i n t e r e s te d i n i n f o r m a -

    tion theory t he same year I read Science and

    Sanity. I read Claude Shannon's The Math-

    ematical Th eory o f Communicat ion . I g o t f a s c i -

    nated by the fact that i nformation incre ases

    exponentially or logarithmically . A French sta-

    tistical economist named George Anderla did a

    study i n 1975 in which h e tried to es timate the

    way in which information had increased from

    the birth of Christ . Why he picked that time to

    start, I don't know. I would have started a few

    thousand years earlier than that, but I think he

    21has a Western chauvinist viewpoint and could

    use a course in multi-culturalism . But, mean-

    w h i l e , b e t h a t a s i t m a y , a n d i t p r o b a b l y i s n ' t , i f

    you take about all th e information that you

    might have possessed in th e year 1 AD and ask

    how long it took to double it, it took 1,500

    years, until Leonardo da Vinci was in his for-

    t i e s . T h e n e x t d o ub li n g t o ok 2 5 0 y e a r s a n d

    happened by 1750 . The next do ubling took 150

    y e a r s a n d h a p p e n e d b y 1900 w h e n t h e fi r s t

    papers on quantu m mechanics appeare d, a few

    years l ater the Wright brothers got it o ff the

    ground . The next doubling took only 50 years

    and by 1950 we had double t he information we

    had in 1900 . Which means that my parents, and

    the parents of all of you around my age, were

    the first generation in human history to l ive

    through a doubling of knowledge . All the

    other doublings, nobody lived long enough to

    experience them . Now information i s doubling

    f a s t e r a n d f a s t e r . J a c q u e s V a l l e e c a l c u l a t e d a f e w

    years ago tha t it is doubling every 18 months.

    Meanwhile, Theodor e Gordon, an expert on

    fractal mathematics, the mathematics of chaot-

    ic systems, has published a theorem, a paper

    showin g that as information flow incr eases,

    fractal unpredictability increases, too . So as

    information flow inc reases, t he worl d becomes

    more and more unpredictable . People without

    any training in or wil lingness to try to absorb

    the mathematical, sc ientific viewpoints can't

    see what is going on, they can't see how the

    information flow is cha nging everyth ing

    because it is creating more and more unpre-

    d i c t a b i l i t y .

    After in formatio n doubled t he first time

    after Christ in 1500, in one breeding genera-

    tion-seventeen years is a breeding generation

    throughout most of human histor y-seventeen

    years later, Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses

    on the door of the church . That was the first

    successful Protestant revolution . Seventeen

    years later Henry VIII started the second suc-

    cessful Protestant revoluti on . For the next 200

    years Europe was torn apart by religious wars

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    22until Jon athan Swift was moved to say we have

    enough Christianity to hate one another, when

    will we have enough Christianity to love one

    another? An interesting question .

    After the doubling in 1 7 5 0 we got the steam

    engine, the Indust rial Revolution, the Ameri-

    can Revolution, the French Revolution, the

    United Irish Uprising, the Bol ivar Revolution

    in South America, and the first MexicanRevolution .

    In the last ten years, g o back to 1987 in your

    imagination, to see how unpredictable the world

    is becoming . Nelson Mande la was in jai l ; i t

    looked to most observers l ike the white minor-

    ity in South Africa wou l d never re linquish

    power. There wou ld be bloodshed and blood-shed and bloodshed until they were practically

    wiped out because the blacks were not going to

    accept a subordinate position an ymore, and

    that looked like a pretty hop eless and disgust-

    ing situation . Ten years later they are sharing

    power, and Nelson Mandela is the president of

    the country. I n 1 9 8 7 it looked like the Reagan

    and Bush policies were going to lead to nuclear

    war and there was no way out . Ten years later

    the Soviet Union has dissol ved and our gov-

    ernment is on a desperate hunt to find new ene-

    mies to justify spendin g more and more money

    on the major research pro ject : delivering more

    a n d m o r e e x p l o s i v e p o w e r o v e r l o n g e r a n d

    longer distances in shorter and shorter time to

    kill more and more peopl e . There is no Soviet

    Union ; the enemy is gone .In 1987 the Israeli s were still saying, we will

    not negotiate with terrorists . Yo u kn o w w h a t

    terrorist means? It is a media word to keep you

    from thinking . Terrorists are poor people who

    are fighting . Rich people don't fight, they hire

    governments to get armies to fight for them .

    Poor people have to go out and do their own

    fighting, so they are call ed terrorists . Wh e n a

    government says we don't negotiate with ter-

    rorists, they are saying we don't negotiate with

    poor people .

    We l l , w h a t fi n a l l y h a p p e n e d i s t h a t t h e

    General Semantics Bulleti n .

    Israelis decided they had to negotiate with

    Yasser Arafat and now there is a Palesti nian

    s t a t e . When that happ ened I said , by God, next

    Tuesda y after lunch the B ritish government

    will be negotiating with the IRA . W e l l , i t d i d

    not happen that Tue sday after lunch, but it is

    h a p p e n i n g r i g h t n o w . T he y a r e n e g o t ia t i n g .

    For years and years the B ritish were saying we

    won't negotiate with terrorist s, meaning we

    won't negotiate with poor people . The y have

    to ; otherwise the violence will never end .

    Ten years ago only sci entists in universities

    were onli ne and the World Wide Web was just

    dawning. T h e r a t e a t w h i c h i t i s g r o w i n gchanges every ti me I read an articl e about the

    rate at which it is growing . It was doubling

    every eight months a year or so ago . Recently I

    read it is doubling every four months . I t i s

    spreading over the who le wor ld . All of this

    happened in ten years . These are onl y a few of

    the aspects of the tremendous changes we are

    g o i n g t h r o u g h . Pe op l e h a v e be e n l i v i n g i n

    space in the Mir colony for a long time .Sh a n n o n L u c i d : When she was a girl she told

    her teacher she want ed to be a rocket scientist .

    He said there never wil l be a profession of

    rocket scientist, and if` there is they won't

    all ow women in it . She has lived in space for

    1 8 0 days on the Mir colony .

    The world is chan ging faster and faster in

    more and more ways, and people cann ot under-

    stand that t his is the result of information flow

    changing technology , which changes business,

    which changes ever ything e lse. The y have to

    look around for something to explain it, so th ey

    look for a conspiracy to blame . Aha, it is the

    elders of Zion after all, no, it's th e Freemasons,

    no, it's the Jesuits, no, it's the Bilder bergers .

    That's because they haven't learned to think in

    terms of mathematics and information flow

    and chaotic sy stems .

    I think I'll l eave you with my latest Zen

    koan : Keep the lasagne flying over Roswell and

    the ravioli o ver Area 51 .