GollumPaige Overbay, Austin Peters, Kathryn Weber, &

Jennifer WilsonENG 295-W02

AHistory

of Gollum

The LocationNot much is completely known about the history of Gollum other than what has been

found in dusty tomes and crumbling monuments. The earliest record of Gollum

comes to us from the deserts of the Amazon Rainforest. It seems the natural foliage of the area gave way to a massive pyramid and the

ominous depiction of a Gollum like figure bearing the adornment of Egyptian pyramids.

Geologists are at a loss trying to explain why a small dessert patch exists in the middle of the

largest rainforest on earth.

What the experts say....Some paranormal experts believe that an evil artifact that Gollum is constantly drawn to is

buried there. The people who built the pyramid might have built the statue in his likeness to

scare away Gollum and protect the artifact. To this day archeologists are wary of exploring the site due to its odd geological location and the

stories surrounding the site

The Art of GollumOther obscure references to Gollum have been

found in some of the ancient art of Greece. Experts are baffled as to why the artists of old would have depicted Gollum in this way. As a woman no less. Our only guess is that he may have been portrayed in this way as an act of

satire.

Gollum & the GreeksGollum is an evil and sly creature but not altogether powerful. It could be that the Greeks had captured him for a time and treated him cruelly. That would explain how they would be able to depict him so well and the satirical appearance. The Greeks obviously didn’t take him as a serious threat but a villain nonetheless. As I said not much is known about Gollum’s past in this world but he is ancient creature and should be treated with caution.

ReasonsBehind

TheChange

Documentation of GollumFrom the early evidence of the Rainforest pyramids Gollum has become a much more documented creature. Historians have concluded that because Gollum was such an undocumented hermit in the past as time went on he wanted a little bit more attention focused on him. This is about the time that ancient civilizations began worshipping this creature. For example, this picture of Gollum carved into one of the pyramids. How this happened remains unexplained.

Gollum Turns good?Gollum really changed at this point. He thought that since people worshipped him like a god, he should clean up his act and stop being evil and feared. Since Gollum is an immortal, he has lived through many time periods. During the Renaissance he was a cross dressing creature who loved flowers and posing for paintings.

Gollum from the other sideAs seen in this photo, Gollum, still a crossdresser, is beginning to look tired of being a kind and gentle creature. He reflected on when civilizations worshiped him and changed his mindset greatly. Gollum wanted to once again be feared!

Back at it in a new styleAgain, he wreaked havoc on cities all over the world for centuries. He terrorized citizens and countries until he was once again the supreme and most feared creature on the planet. Once he accomplished this he went back into hiding. Recently, an unknown source snapped this picture of Gollum looking very much like a gangsta rapper.

Everybody Loves GollumNo matter your opinion on Gollum, everyone

must respect his will to change, from a hermit, to evil, to good and then back to evil. Gollum is

one of the most diverse creatures this world will ever know; he’ll make sure of that.

FutureEvolution

of Gollum

Gollum TodayWhile Gollum has been taking his time, deciding what transformation he wishes to take. But he continues to blend into the crowd, showing up when we least expect to see him. Many say he can be seen working at a local Walmart for the

summer

Gollum Tomorrow

Even though he is blending in to our society today there is no guarantee he will stay like this forever. Everyone knows he has always

wanted to be in charge. Blending in is just his way of biding his time until he can strike and

become The One To Rule Them All!!

Gollum For President 2016

Gollum ForeverEven though the future is unclear for our

unlikely hero one thing is for sure…. Rather you love him, hate him, hate to love him, or love to hate him he has surpassed the ages and isn’t going anywhere any time soon. Maybe he can help us understand how the Rain Forest Desert

came to be.