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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.

Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”

—Lisa Alther

What’s Happening

Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-

Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of

Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?

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Quoteable Quotes“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”

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Everybody’s Talking!Fainting canine: Emma Clayton and Oliver Broomhead ofSheffield, England, have a unique dog in their family. Thecocker spaniel named Peter has a rare condition in which hismuscles tense up, causing him to fall over. This happens whenhe gets excited about something, such as chasing ducks andsquirrels. The couple has taken the dog to many veterinariansand animal specialists, but the condition continues to be amystery. They assure onlookers who witness Peter’s faintingspells that he does not appear to be in any pain, and that hecomes out of it just fine, with tail wagging.Wacky car rentals: When people rent vehicles or use acar-sharing service, the logical reason for doing so is to travelfrom one location to another. However, car rental agencies inJapan found that some customers were putting very littlemileage on their rented car, and they wanted to find out why.It turns out that people have many more reasons for renting avehicle than simply driving somewhere. Renters were usingvehicles to take a nap, eat lunch, get work done on their laptops,or make phone calls. They do so because car rentals are usuallyaffordable and provide a quiet space.Odd name: A couple from Indonesia gave their baby boy aunique and unusual name: Google. Parents Andi CahyaSaputra and Ella Karina decided to give their child a technology-related name with the idea that he would grow up helpingothers. At first, their friends and relatives wondered about thedecision, some thinking that the couple’s hidden agenda was toget compensation from the technology giant. However, thatwas not the case, and the name eventually started to grow ontheir friends. Baby Google does not have a middle or surname.Good-looking goat: Who would have thought that a good-looking goat could garner widespread attention? That’s whathappened when Ahmad M Fadzir of Perak, Malaysia, postedphotos of his newly purchased goat, Ramos, on social media.The goat is so cute, with his goatee beard and blond bangs,that the photos went viral. Ramos seems to love being acelebrity and even appears to pose for the camera with asmile on his face. A few people asked Fadzir if he would sellRamos, but he declined. Instead, he offered them anothergoat from his herd.

Quoteable Quotes“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”

—James Branch Cabell“Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better, whereasenslavement is a certainty of the worse.” —Albert Camus

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Trivia1. The drone bee is male or female?2. What is the world’s largest volcano?3. What are anchovies?4. In what month is St. Patrick’s Day celebrated?5. Which legendary jazz musician had the nickname “Bird”?

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Everybody’s Talking!Fainting canine: Emma Clayton and Oliver Broomhead ofSheffield, England, have a unique dog in their family. Thecocker spaniel named Peter has a rare condition in which hismuscles tense up, causing him to fall over. This happens whenhe gets excited about something, such as chasing ducks andsquirrels. The couple has taken the dog to many veterinariansand animal specialists, but the condition continues to be amystery. They assure onlookers who witness Peter’s faintingspells that he does not appear to be in any pain, and that hecomes out of it just fine, with tail wagging.Wacky car rentals: When people rent vehicles or use acar-sharing service, the logical reason for doing so is to travelfrom one location to another. However, car rental agencies inJapan found that some customers were putting very littlemileage on their rented car, and they wanted to find out why.It turns out that people have many more reasons for renting avehicle than simply driving somewhere. Renters were usingvehicles to take a nap, eat lunch, get work done on their laptops,or make phone calls. They do so because car rentals are usuallyaffordable and provide a quiet space.Odd name: A couple from Indonesia gave their baby boy aunique and unusual name: Google. Parents Andi CahyaSaputra and Ella Karina decided to give their child a technology-related name with the idea that he would grow up helpingothers. At first, their friends and relatives wondered about thedecision, some thinking that the couple’s hidden agenda was toget compensation from the technology giant. However, thatwas not the case, and the name eventually started to grow ontheir friends. Baby Google does not have a middle or surname.Good-looking goat: Who would have thought that a good-looking goat could garner widespread attention? That’s whathappened when Ahmad M Fadzir of Perak, Malaysia, postedphotos of his newly purchased goat, Ramos, on social media.The goat is so cute, with his goatee beard and blond bangs,that the photos went viral. Ramos seems to love being acelebrity and even appears to pose for the camera with asmile on his face. A few people asked Fadzir if he would sellRamos, but he declined. Instead, he offered them anothergoat from his herd.

Quoteable Quotes“The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.”

—James Branch Cabell“Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better, whereasenslavement is a certainty of the worse.” —Albert Camus

What’s Happening

Trivia1. The drone bee is male or female?2. What is the world’s largest volcano?3. What are anchovies?4. In what month is St. Patrick’s Day celebrated?5. Which legendary jazz musician had the nickname “Bird”?

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Sagittariuswinners with the luckiest number being 10.

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I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I havewater, but no fish. What am I? A map.

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Trivia answers: 1. Male 2. Mauna Loa, Hawaii (U.S.) 3. Small fish 4. March 5. Charlie ParkerARIES(March 21 - April 20)

This may be a no-non-sense time when youmight need to begin meet-ing your commitments.You might need to takecare of business and deal

with responsibilities without regret.Lucky Numbers: 18, 19, 24, 31, 37, 49.TAURUS(April 21 - May 21)

You may be really appre-ciated for having profes-sional initiative and usingyour pioneering spirit.Rewards or success mightcome from very unusual

circumstances. Lucky Numbers: 4, 14,17, 24, 27, 34. GEMINI(May 22 - June 21)

Philosophical visionsmay inspire your creativeurges to come alive.Your artistic or intellec-tual flair might providevivid flashes of ingenious

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You might feel muchmore in tune with yourinstincts. Your life maytend to align with yourinner nature. Being “inyour own element” could

make you more creative. LuckyNumbers: 10, 15, 18, 21, 27, 33. LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may become moreaware of your innerneeds and tendencies.Deeper positive thoughtsmight gradually helpboth your attitude and

your overall approach to mature.Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 7, 15, 18, 30.VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

The abi l i ty to be apeacemaker may enableyou to find inspirationfrom both sides of thetable. A pleasant breakfrom your usual routine

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LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may need to talkabout issues with an openheart and a willingness toforgive and forget. Youmight even find hiddenmeanings behind words

and gestures. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7,14, 16, 23, 24. SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Making agreements andcombining your effortswith others may be toyour advantage. The aidyou extend to others nowmight lead to important

rewards in the future. Lucky Numbers:6, 8, 9, 10, 16, 33.SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your deeds may make asignificant impression onthe lives of those youcare about. Follow yourheart and try to be surethat others appreciate

your kind gestures. Lucky Numbers:10, 12, 17, 19, 45, 46.CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Recent events may teachyou a lesson. To proveyour loyalty to your lovedones, you might need tobe more generous, under-standing, and concerned

with their wishes. Lucky Numbers: 23,28, 34, 38, 43, 48.AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may be willing tosacrifice some benefitsto live the life that suitsyou best. This attitudemight be wise and couldhelp you get your life on

track. Lucky Numbers: 3, 13, 15, 22,37, 46.PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20)

New relationships maybe quite interesting andmay help boost your self-confidence.You mightbe delighted by some-one whose words have

immense charm. Lucky Numbers: 5,12, 13, 19, 26, 39.

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