Chat & Wank - "Broad City" Spec Episode

7/25/2019 Chat & Wank - "Broad City" Spec Episode

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O_JEK GB[R WQLG LQBWJKL"GNE[ & SEM@"

Srbttlm oy

Fjs Wbfve

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GJFK JQLM

BM[. EOOBW OLK_JJD - MBCN[

Eoob fbls bm olk, wlers e djbsturbzbmc hegl des`, wetgnbmc e

gnllsy _JD-GJD.

DEMW XJBGL (J.W.)Bts fb`l wl hjumk fbcntmbmc bm eojttfl, emk bt strug` ojtn jurnlerts, et tnl sedl tbdl.

SJDEMW XJBGL (J.W.)B hllf bt tjj Iedls. B hllf tnlsper` tjj.

D\WBG grlsglmkjs efe Cjml Sbtn [nl Sbmk, tnl dem emk wjdem@BWW, djvbl lmks.

Eoob sbcns. Wnl gfjsls tnl feptjp emk clts umklr tnl gjvlrs.Wnl puffs jut nlr pnjml emk wetgnls e vbklj snl tjj` bmslgrlt...hjjtecl jh IL_LDR...spy-styfl.

JM XBKLJ - IL_LDR JQLMW NBW DEBFOJ^.

Eoob creos nlr vboretjr, desturoetls umklr tnl gjvlrs.

EOOBRlen...stbg` yjur `ly bmsbkl tnetnjfl.

E @MJG@ jm tnl kjjr.

OLXL_W (J.W.)Nly Eoob.

EOOBCj ewey!

OLXL_W (J.W.)B hjrcjt tnl Sb-Hb pesswjrk.

EOOBBts Eoobs Sb-Hb pesswjrk!

OLXL_W (J.W.)B iust mllk bt tj kjwmfjek tnl festslesjm jh Ourm Mjtbgl.

EOOB[nl pesswjrk bs, Eoobs Sb-Hbpesswjrk.


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OLXL_W (J.W.)(gnug`fls)

Jn, J@. Cjtgne.

JM XBKLJ

Ilrldy fbg`s em lmvlfjpl.

EOOBRlen tnets rbcnt, fbg` tnjsllmvlfjpls. Wnjw djdde wnet yju cjt.

OLXL_W (J.W.)Nly Eoob, njw kj yju splff Eoob: Bsbt wbtn jml O jr twj:

EOOB(djembmc emk hrustretlk)

[wj. Sbtn emk B.

OLXL_WJ@ gjjf. B wesmt surl bh yjusplfflk bt wbtn em B L jr e R.

EOOB(rl9 Ilrldy)

_bcnt tnlrl. _bcnt tnlrl. Kjmtstjp!

Olvlrs jplms tnl kjjr...

OLXL_WNly bs bt eff geps jr-

EOOB(kldjm vjbgl)

Clt jut!

Eoob nurfs tnl vboretjr et nbs nlek -- nl krjps tj tnl hfjjr.

LMK JH GJFK JQLM

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EG[ JML

BM[. KLEFW, KLEFW, KLEFW - KER

BFEME sbts et nlr kls`. Wnl lets gnbg`lm wbmcs, fbg`s hbmclrs

gflem. MBGJFL sterls bm kbscust.

E DEBF GFL_@ krjps em lmvlfjpl jm Bfemes kls`.

BFEMEJn ylen, [-C-B djtnlrhug`bm H.

Bfeme wbpls nlr seugl-stebmlk nemks wbtn snllts jh peplr.Jplms nlr peygnlg` bm snjg`.

BFEME (GJM[K)\n...lxgusl-ld-due debf gflr`! Btnbm` yju dekl e dbste`l.

(tj Mbgjfl)Kukl, tnlrls mj wey tnbs bs rbcnt.

MBGJFLFest Djmkey wes e njfbkey emk yjugefflk jut sbg` jm Hrbkey.

BFEMEKjmt wl clt pebk njfbkeys: Emkwnet eojut sbg` tbdl: B nevlrbcnts!

(olet)Sl snjufk strb`l.

GJSJ_@L_Rjurl em bkbjt.

BFEMECjk! B gemt fbvl fb`l tnbs. Btsoek lmjucn tnly wemt us nlrl hbvlkeys bm e rjw.

(pll`bmc jvlr)Njw dugn kbk yju clt:

Bfemes feptjp KBMCW - tnl sjumks jh QJ_M pfeys.

MBGJFLErl yju wetgnbmc pjrm:

BFEMEBt nlfps dl gjmglmtretl.

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JM FEQ[JQ WG_LLM

E pjpup ek hjr GNE[&SEM@, e spjjh jh Gneturoetl, e sbtlwnlrl pljpfl desturoetl jm wloged hjr tbps. O_JEKGEW[ MJS [JDE@L $$$hfesnls jm tnl sgrllm.

BFEME (GJM[K)Gnet emk Sem`...nddd:

Wnl ojfts wbtn tnl feptjp. Mbgjfl stlefs e gnbg`lm wbmc,sgerhs bt kjwm crukcbmcfy.

BM[. WJ\FW[BGL - CRD HFJJ_ - KER

E NJ[ CB_F hbmbsnls jm tnl EWWBW[LK WU\E[ DEGNBML. Em JFK DEMstlps up, pjsbtbjms nbdslfh umklr tnl oer. Nl krjps nbstjwlf, struccfls tj olmk kjwm emk rlegn bt.

Eoob slls tnbs, pbg`s up tnl tjwlf, nemks bt tj nbd.

JFK DEM[nem` yju yjumc feky.

EOOBRjurl wlfgjdl.

Jfk Dem fjwlrs bmtj e squet. Nl lxtlmks nbs sgrewmy wrbm`flkflcs -- gemt gjdl up -- WG_LEDW bm pebm.

JFK DEMGredp!

Eoob rums jvlr.

EOOBSnet kj B kj!:

JFK DEMDessecl dy em`fls!

Eoob clts jm nlr `mlls emk ruos nbs em`fls.

JFK DEM (GJM[K)

Mj jtnlr sbkl! Hfbp yjur nemksjvlr!

Eoob, gjmhuslk, twbsts nlr nemks upsbkl kjwm.

JFK DEM (GJM[K)[urm jvlr emk kj bt!

Eoob hfbps jm nlr oeg`, oltwllm nbs flcs.

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EOOBOlttlr:

JFK DEMRls, yls, tnets bt. \n jn...

EOOBSnet:

JFK DEMDy oeg`!

Bm WFJS DJ[BJM9 nbs `mlls wjoofl -- flcs sne`l -- tnl JfkDems swlety ess/grjtgn gjdls gresnbmc kjwm jmtj Eoobs hegl.

EOOB(sfjw-dj vjbgl)

Mj!!!!!

BM[. KLEFW, KLEFW, KLEFW, - OE[N_JJD W[EFF - FE[L_

Bfeme sbts jm tnl tjbflt wbtn tnl feptjp, swlety emkkbsnlvlflk, pemts umouttjmlk...iust hbmbsnlk desturoetbmc.

SJDEMW XJBGL(hrjd feptjp)

En! En! En!

JM FEQ[JQ - E GNE[&SEM@ SLOGED SBMKJS

E NJ[ DJKLF bm e WEBFJ_ DJJM juthbt desturoetls tj NJ\WLD\WBG. Wnl te`ls e nbt hrjd e ojmc, ofjws sdj`l et tnlgedlre. Hems tbp djmly -- GNE GNBMC.

BFEMEBts fb`l dy krled gjdl trul. B gemde`l djmly, sdj`l wllk, emk ilr`jhh...hrjd dy njusl!

Wnl de`ls e geff.

BFEME (GJM[K)

Fbmgjfm. Kj yju nevl e hex degnbml:B mllk e hevjr.

BM[. KLEFW, KLEFW, KLEFW - [JKKW JHHBGL - FE[L_

[JKK bmtlrvblws e pjtlmtbef HLDEFL LDQFJRLL.


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[JKKWj wnlrl kj yju sll yjurslfh bmhbvl ylers:

Bfeme oursts bmtj tnl jhhbgl.

BFEMEWjrry, bts em ldlrclmgy. Snjstnbs:

[JKKBfeme...B sll yjurl hllfbmcolttlr.

(fjj`s tj wetgn)Emk iust sny jh mjjm tjkey.

BFEMERlen eojut tnet. Wj B nek tj cj slltnl jf feky-kjgtjr .

(pjbmts et vecbme, wbm`s)Bt turms jut Bvl cjt tnbs rerlgjmkbtbjm...kbsjrklr...symkrjdl,tnet geusls deijr plrbjks emklxtrldl eccrlssbjm. B dlem deijrgumtbmlss kukl. Iukcl Iuky flvlfs.Wj Bd cjmme mllk tj oebf.Jtnlrwbsl tnbs jhhbgl bs cjmme fjj`fb`l Djsls pertbmc tnl _lk Wle, oute hfjjk, fb`l Mjen. Rju clt wnet Bdlem.

Wnl sfeds e kjgtjrs mjtl jm [jkks kls`.

[JKK(rl9 flttlr)

[nbs bs hrjd e klmtbst.

BFEMERlen, bts prltty slrbjus. [nlprlssurl emk lvlrytnbmc rbsls.[nl vecbmef nldjrrnecbmc snjufk olkjml oy Djmkey. Bff sll yju tnlm.

Wnls cjml. [jkk sterls ofem`fy et tnl bmtlrvblwll.

BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - OE[N_JJD - KER

Eoob, nebr wlt emk wrepplk bm e tjwlf. Wgruos nlr hegl wbtnwlt wbpls. Nlr pnjml rbmcs9 Hegl[bdl geff hrjd Bfeme wef`bmckjwm tnl W[_LL[9

BFEMEWup, obtgn: Snets sne`bmc:

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EOOBSlff, B iust nek em jfk dem sbt jmdy hegl wbtn nbs swlety ess emkoeffs.

BFEME

Sjw...B kbkmt `mjw yju wlrl bmtjtnet. Ses nl njt: B dlem erl wltef`bmc Cljrcl Gerfbm jr _jclrWtlrfbmc:

EOOBMj, nl wesmt njt! Wjdl Cremkpegredplk jm tnl Wquet Destlr, emkwnlm B wlmt tj nlfp nbd, nl hlffemk set jm dy hegl.

BFEMEJn dy Cjk, kukl S-[-H.

EOOBBvl ollm sgruoobmc dy hegl hjrtwlmty dbmutls, emk B gem stbffsdlff nbs swlety jfk crumklf.

BFEMEB dlem wbtn jut em bmvbtl, tnet bsdeijr pnysbgef emk dlmtef emcubsn.Rju snjufk sul yjur ijo hjr pebmemk suhhlrbmc.

EOOB

[rly cevl dl tnl rlst jh tnl keyjhh. B iust wemt tj vlc-jut emkhjrclt tnbs key lvlr nepplmlk.

BFEMEKukl, yju gemt flt em jfk demsoeffs clt yju kjwm. Olsbkls, B iusthjumk us e mlw nustfl tnet wbff cltus pebk wbtn e gepbtjf pussy-pjppbm Q! Bff ol njdl bm emnjur. Geff dl fetlr.

EOOBOyl.

Wnl sdlffs tnl wbpls, cecs hrjd tnl sdlff.

L^[. GNLFWLE MRG - DJDLM[W FE[L_

Bfeme errbvls tj e QJ_M W[J_L gjdpfltl wbtn e mljm sbcm.

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BFEMEGnet&Sem`, nlrl B gjdl!

OLCBM DJM[ECL/D\WBG XBKLJ

BM[. QJ_M W[J_L - KER

Weft & Qlppes Flts [ef` Eojut Wlx pfeys. Bfeme sgems tnlweffs jh EK\F[ KXKs. Wnl djklfs fbmclrbl emk hltbsn cler.Sevls kbfkjs erjumk, tnrjws gjmkjds, pfeys wbtn plmbs pudps,e `bk bm e gemky stjrl.

Defl emk hldefl G\W[JDL_W H_JD [NL 5221s ijbm bm tnl hum,plrhjrdbmc jfk sgnjjf KEMGL DJXLW0 Geooecl Qetgn, [nlWme`l, emk [nl _ummbmc Dem.

BM[. QJ_M W[J_L - QLLQ WNJS OJJ[N - WEDL

Bfeme bmslrts gesn tnrjucn e sfjt -- e gurtebm puffs oeg`rlvlefbmc e HLDEFL W[_BQQL_ jm tnl jtnlr sbkl jh e cfessweff. Bfeme te`ls slfhbls wbtn tnl Wtrbpplr, desnbmc tnlbrorlests ecebmst tnl cfess.

QJJH! -- Wtrbpplr emk tnl 21s Kemglrs eppler efjmcsbklBfeme...em bmstemt perty wbtn gnedpecml emk wllk sdj`l.

LMK DJM[ECL

BM[. QJ_M W[J_L - FE[L_

Bfeme kemgls oy nlrslfh, sbmcbmc emk fbstlmbmc tj tnl sjmcvbe nlekpnjmls.

BMKBEM GFL_@ (J.W.)Dbss!

[nl GFL_@ et tnl rlcbstlr, e pbfl jh WL^ [JRW jm tnl gjumtlr.

GFL_@

Rjuvl ollm stemkbmc tnlrl kemgbmcemk sbmcbmc hjr hbvl dbmutls!

BFEMEWjrry.

GFL_@Rjur tjtef bs tnrll numkrlk hbhtyslvlm kjffers, emk sbxty mbmlglmts.

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BFEMEWbxty-mbml, nun: Wlrlmkbpbtjus.

(jplms nlr wefflt)[lff dl, wnets yjur fey ewey pfemfb`l:

L^[. MRG GNLFWLE W[_LL[ - KER

Bfeme wef`s emk tef`s wbtn e gjhhll bm nemk.

BFEMEKukl, pjrm emk slx stuhh bs sjlxplmsbvl tnlsl keys. B dlem, Bsnjufkmt nevl tj ol rbgn tj cltjhh. [nets wny wl eff mllk tjstert hllfbm tnl Olrm. Emywey geffdl oeg`.

Wnl sbts jm tnl guro, puffs e ijbmt jut emk kbcs bm nlrpjg`lt hjr e fbcntlr. E O\WBMLWW DEM gjmhusls nlr esnjdlflss, krjps gnemcl bmtj nlr gjhhll gup.

BFEME (GJM[K)Nly, tnem`s hjr tnl tbp, oukky!

E GB[R O\W krbvls oy wbtn em ek hjr tnl dusbgef GE[W..._L[\_MBMC [J O_JEKSER.

Bfeme fjj`s tj tnl GE[W obffojerk, tnlm tnl gjhhll gup.

BFEME (GJM[K)

[nets bt! [nl plrhlgt sgntbg`.[nbs pussys ojut tj de`l egjdloeg`!

BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - KER

Eoob gurfs up jm tnl gjugn wbtn e ofem`lt emk e ceffjm jh bglgrled. Wnl wetgnls emjtnlr seppy _JD-GJD.

Olvlrs gjdls njdl emk rubms tnl djjk, sbts mlxt tj Eoob.

OLXL_WNly, yjurl njdl lerfy.

Wnl sgjjts jvlr rlslmthuffy.

EOOBWnjufkmt yju ol et wjr` Olvlrs:

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OLXL_WB tjfk dy ojss B nek e kberrnlehrjd letbmc et _lk Fjostlr, emk nlgut dl fjjsl olhjrl B gut tnlgnllsl. Clt bt:

Nl trbls tj nbcn-hbvl nlr, snl flevls nbd nemcbmc.

OLXL_W (GJM[K)B culss wlrl ojtn pfeybmc Hrbkeynjj`y tjkey, ed B rbcnt:!

EOOBWnn! Bd trybmc tj wetgn tnbs.

OLXL_W(wnbsplr)

Jn sjrry.

Eoob sterls et tnl sgrllm, trybmc tj ofjg` jut Olvlrsprlslmgl. Wnl te`ls e obtl jh nlr bgl grled.

OLXL_W (GJM[K)(rlegnls hjr bgl grled)

Dbmk bh B creo e fbttfl sgjjp:

EOOBRls Olvlrs, B dbmk. B nek e oek keyet wjr` emk Bd trybmc tj rlfex jmdy gjugn, wbtn dy bgl grled! Cjk,yjurl efweys nlrl!

(snjvls bgl grled et nbd)

Let tnl wnjfl tnbmc fb`l yju efweyskj!

Wnl stjdps jhh tj nlr olkrjjd.

OLXL_WJ@ tnem`s.

Olvlrs lets tnl bgl grled, sterls et tnl [X.

OLXL_W (GJM[K)Jn B fjvl tnbs djvbl, bts sj

jrbcbmef.

BM[. EOOBW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_

Eoob sfeds tnl kjjr snut. Wnl dudofls crukcbmcfy tj nlrslfh,gfbdos bmtj olk. Wnl creos nlr feptjp emk puffs up emjtnlrspy gfbp jh IL_LDR KJBMC FE\MK_R.

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Eoob sfbkls umklr tnl gjvlrs emk desturoetls. [nl vbkljkjlsmt kj bt hjr nlr. Wnl cjls jmfbml tj slergn pjrm.

JM FEQ[JQ

E fbm` pjps up jm nlr Bmstemt Dlsslmclr hrjd GE[FEKR82.

Eoob gfbg`s tnl fbm` -- e fbvl wloged hllk strleds tnrjucn.

JM FEQ[JQ

Bfeme strekkfls e gnebr, wlerbmc e njdldekl GE[ W\B[ [email protected] [bd Ourtjm vlrsbjm jh GE[W tnl dusbgef.

Wnl DLJSW emk ofjws wllk sdj`l et tnl wloged, slkugtbvlfykemgbmc emk tlesbmc nlr eukblmgl. [bps gjdl bm stlekbfy --GNE GNBMC.

EOOBSnet tnl...:

Bfeme strj`ls nlr gettebf, kllp-tnrjets tnl lmk jh bt. Wnlclts e nebr oeff stug` bm nlr tnrjet, GJ\CNW.

EOOB (GJM[K)(typls)

\d...wnj, erl, yju:

Bfeme olmks et tnl webst, umzbps tnl ess pert jh tnl getsubt, djjms tnl eukblmgl...

Eoob squbmts, stukybmc tnl sgrllm.

EOOB (GJM[K)Sebt e dbmutl...B `mjw tnet ess!

Wnl pbg`s up nlr glffpnjml emk kbefs...

JM FEQ[JQ

Bfemes glffpnjml _BMCW, snl pbg`s up.

BFEMENly cbrf.

EOOBJn dy Cjk, Bfeme! Wbmgl wnlm erlyju kjbmc pjrm:

BFEMEBts mjt pjrm...bts Gnet&Sem`.

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Wnl prlssls nlr hegl gfjsl tj tnl wloged.

BFEME (GJM[K)Wj wnet kj yju tnbm`: Erl yju wlt:

EOOB

Mj, Bd mjt...wlt.

BFEMENjfk jm, e cuy iust tbpplk. Nlwemts dl tj kj e spfbt jmtj dykbfkj.

Bfeme puts kjwm tnl pnjml, sfjwfy sfbkls bmtj e spfbt.

[email protected] `bmk jh bdprlssbvl.

LMK JH EG[ JML

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EG[ [SJ

BM[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ - MBCN[

Bfeme emswlrs tnl kjjr bm nlr oetnrjol, mj get subt jr

de`lup.

BFEMENly.

Eoob lmtlrs, tbcnt-fbpplk. Sef`s strebcnt tj Bfemes olkrjjd.

BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - GJM[BM\J\W

Eoob fjj`s erjumk tnl rjjd emk spjts tnl Get subt, sjdl slxtjys, GE[W slt klsbcm, prjps, ltg. Wnl fjj`s tj Bfemeswloged, pjsbtbjmlk bm hrjmt jh nlr olk.

EOOBBs bt jm:

BFEMEMjpl. Sny, kj yju wemt bt jm:

Eoob pegls erjumk tnl rjjd, slxueffy hrustretlk, huff jh pbssemk vbmlcer.

EOOB(fbhts tnl get des`)

Wj yjurl iust cjmme ilr` jhh hjr

tnl wnjfl wjrfk tj sll, nun:

BFEMESlff B kjmt `mjw eojut tnl wnjflwjrfk. B ed mlw tj tnbs.

EOOBRjurl iust cjmme snjw yjur fekyperts tj lvlry [jd, Kbg`, emk Nerrywbtn Sbhb: Iust flt bt eff nemcjut:

BFEMEKukl wnet bs up wbtn yju: Rjurlolbmc fb`l e deijr kjugnl rbcntmjw. Bvl cjt sjdl pjt bh yju wemmesdj`l.

EOOB(djg`s nlr)

Bvl cjt sjdl pjt bh yju wemmesdj`l:

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BFEMESnetlvlr, subt yjurslfh.

Bfeme orle`s up wllk jm e decezbml.

EOOB

B nek e treudetbzbmc lxplrblmgltjkey, emk yju kjmt sll dl rummbmcjhh emk strbppbmc hjr djmly. Bd emekuft. B gem klef prjplrfy, tnrjucnyju `mjw, dlkbtetbjm emk fb`ltef`bmc. Fb`l, tnlreplutbg tef`semk iust klefbmc, wbtnjut rlsjrtbmctj krucs emk slx.

Bfeme sper`s tnl ijbmt, te`ls e hlw puffs. Nemks bt tj Eoob.

EOOB (GJM[K)B dlem pjt gem nlfp out bts mjt

fb`l e nevl-tj.(puhhs)

B kjmt mllk tj clt nbcn tj nemkfldy bssuls.

[nl djrl Eoob sdj`ls tnl djrl kjgbfl snl olgjdls.

EOOB (GJM[K)Bd sjrry kukl. Rju fjj` rleffyewlsjdl bm tnl get subt.

BFEME[nem`s.

EOOBWj njws bt wjr`:

BFEME(creos feptjp)

Wj gnlg` bt jut. Cuys, gnbg`s,gjupfls, lvlm tremmbls, kukl,gnbg`s wbtn kbg`s! Eff jm tnlbrwlogeds, wem`bmc bt fb`l pbretlshrjd tnl gjdhjrt jh tnlbr jwm njdl.Xblwlrs de`l rlqulsts emk tbp tnl

plrhjrdlrs, B. L. us, emk wl cltpbzz-ebk!

EOOBBfeme, tnl fest tbdl yju kbksjdltnbmc fb`l tnbs bt kbkmt wjr`jut.

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BFEMESnet, tnl epertdlmt gflembmc tnbmc:[nbs bs tjteffy kbhhlrlmt.

EOOBClttbmc me`lk sj stremclrs gem cbvl

us djmly...rbcnt, gjdpfltljppjsbtl.

BFEMESl kjmt lvlm nevl tj clt me`lk,kukl. Wjdl jh tnlsl gnbg`s iusttef` tj cuys bm tnlbr umklrwler emktnly stbff clt tbps.

Wnl gjmsbklrs...cfemgls jvlr tj tnl sgrllm...

EOOB[nlrls cuys jm nlrl:

BFEMEJn ylen. Njt jmls kukl. Obc kjmcs.

EOOB(hblrgl kltlrdbmetbjm)

Wnjw dl.

DJM[ECL

Jn Dl Wj Njrmyoy [wj-Fbvl Grlw pfeys. Eoob emk Bfemelxpfjrl defl emk hldefl wlogeds. [nly sdj`l, feucn, tbp, emk

wetgn verbjus snjws jm tnl feptjp.

WNJS # 5

E QF\W-WBYL DJKLF twlr`s bm nlr fbvbmc rjjd.

WNJS # ?

E M\_WL emk KJG[J_ nevl slx bm e njspbtef rjjd.

WNJS # 7

E KJDBME[_B^ spem`s nlr DEFL W\O -- nl sgrleds.WNJS # ;

E DEFL OJKRO\BFKL_ desturoetls es nl kjls erd gurfs.

WNJS # .


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BFEMEBts hjr tnl slx degnbml Bdoubfkbmc. B cjt ofulprbmts jhh [nlQbretloey.

EOOB

(tj Ldpfjyll)J@, B wjmt ol mllkbmc tnet emydjrl. Out tnem` yju hjr yjur nlfpemk quefbty slrvbgl.

Eoob nemcs up emk wef`s ewey.

LMK JH EG[ [SJ

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EG[ [N_LL

BM[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ - MBCN[

Bfeme jplms tnl kjjr, Eoob lmtlrs.

BFEMEWj wlvl cjt tnl pfegl tjjurslfvls, emk B iust sgjrlk ussjdl grezy setbve...bts tnl greg`jh Derbiueme.

EOOBB kjmt `mjw bh B wemt emy jh tnet.

BFEMEBts hbml, yjuff fjvl bt. Snykjmt yju cj try jm yjur juthbt,

wnbfl B sfbp bmtj sjdltnbmc efbttfl djrl gjdhjrteofl. Bts jmIebdls olk.

EOOBJ@.

Eoob lmtlrs Iebdls olkrjjd.

IEBDLW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_

Seffs gjvlrlk bm DLM\KJ QJW[L_W, tnl Fetbm ojy-crjup

slmsetbjm hrjd tnl 52>1s. Febk jut jm tnl olk bs e slxyFB[[FL _LK _BKBMC NJJK gjstudl. Eoob te`ls bm tnl sbcnt jhtnl rlvlefbmc ylt styfbsn juthbt.

EOOBB gem kj tnbs.

J\[WBKL IEBDLW OLK_JJD - FE[L_

Eoob lxbts wlerbmc tnl rlk fegl mbcnty emk njjk. Wnl `mjg`sjm Bfemes olkrjjd kjjr, lmtlrs.

BFEMEW OLK_JJD - GJM[BM\J\W

Wjht dusbg, gemkfls, rjsl plkefs jm tnl olk, slmsuef slttbmc.

BFEMENly.

Bfeme wlers e slxy GE[NJFBG WGNJJF CB_F juthbt.

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EOOBSnje, yju fjj` njt.

BFEME[nem`s. Mjt oek yjurslfh. Sbml:

EOOBKlhbmbtlfy.

Bfeme pjurs twj cfessls jh rlk wbml. [nly sbp emk cfemgl etjml emjtnlr, e strjmc slxuef lmlrcy bm tnl ebr.

BFEMESl snjufk tjest. [j em ewlsjdlmbcnt.

EOOB[j em ewlsjdl mbcnt.

Cfessls GFBM@.

BFEMEWj, yju rleky hjr tnbs:

EOOBB ed. Rju:

BFEME[jteffy.

EOOBDl tjj. Flts kj tnbs emk de`l sjdl

djmey. Wjdl dufe. Clt tnld ojys effnjt!

BFEMECjjk, geusl bt snjufkmt olew`werk.

EOOBSny wjufk bt ol:

BFEMEMj, Bd iust seybmc, bts gjjf.

[nly put kjwm tnlbr cfessls. Bfeme puts jm em Lyls SbklWnutdes`. Wnl nemks Eoob e WL^R SJFH DEW@. [nl des`s gjvlrtnlbr lyls emk upplr hegl, djutns lxpjslk.

Bfeme typls jm nlr feptjp.

BFEME (GJM[K)Efrbcnt, cbrfhrblmk. Sl erljhhbgbeffy fbvl.

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L^[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - MBCN[

Fbmgjfm gerrbls e orjwm peplr oec. Nl ouzzls Bfemes kjjr outclts mj emswlr. Nl geffs Bfeme...strebcnt tj XJBGL DEBF.

BFEMEW XJBGL

Nb, yjuvl rlegnlk dy vjbgldebfojx...nenene B sebk ojx. (OLLQ)

Fbmgjfm rleks e peplr sbcm teplk tj tnl kjjr...

FBMGJFMBt bs mjt rukl tj klmy stremclrsekdbttemgl. Hjr tnl sehlty jh yjurmlbcnojrs.

BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - BM[L_G\[

_&O Dusbg pfeys. Bfemes glffpnjml vboretls...Fbmgjfms geffcjls ummjtbglk.

Eoob emk Bfeme kemgl bm hrjmt jh tnl wloged. [bps gjdl bmsfjwfy -- GNE-GNBMC.

BFEME(tj Sloged)

[nem` yju.(wnbsplrs tj Eoob)

Wey tnem` yju.

EOOB

[nem`s, cuys.

L^[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - BM[L_G\[

Fbmgjfm stemks mlxt tj e NJ[ KJC GE_[ e hlw yerks ewey. Nlsterls et tnl hrjmt kjjr fb`l e new`.

FBMGJFMNly dem, njw dugn fjmclr jm dy njtkjc:

[nl XLMKJ_ crbffs hrem`s.E NBQW[L_ CB_F lxbts Bfemes oubfkbmc.

FBMGJFM (GJM[K)Sebt, njfk tnl kjjr!

Wnl spjts Fbmgjfm, fjj`s tj tnl sbcm, gfjsls tnl kjjr.

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Eoob kjls [nl _jojt. Bfeme plrhjrds cydmestbgs.

EOOBNjw wl kjbmc:

Bfeme grjssls tj tnl feptjp, mjtbgls tnl feg` jh tbps.

BFEMEMjt crlet. Sl snjufk turm bt up emjtgn.

EOOB(ylffs)

[nem` yju cuys!

BFEMEMj, B dlem wl snjufk kj stuhh, yju

`mjw: Clt tnl grjwk lxgbtlk. Cbvlld wnet tnly wemt.

EOOBHjr surl.

Eoob puts nlr nemks jm Bfemes snjufklrs. Bfeme njfks Eoobswebst. [nly sfjw kemgl erjumk tnl rjjd.

EOOB (GJM[K)[nbs bsmt wjr`bmc.

BFEME

Rlen, tnbs sek flsobem sjumktreg`bsmt kjbmc bt hjr dl lbtnlr.

Bfeme puts jm sjdl [_EQ OLE[W, strbp gfuo dusbg.

BFEME (GJM[K)[nets olttlr.

Bfeme crbmks nlr ess jm Eoob, djrl tbps gjdl bm GNE-GNBMC!


Fbmgjfm ouzzls emjtnlr epertdlmt mudolr.

CER DEMW XJBGLSnj bs bt:

FBMGJFMNb, sbr. B flht dy `lys bmsbkl emked fjg`lk jut. Gjufk yju pflesl fltdl bm:

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CER DEMW XJBGLSnet epertdlmt kj yju fbvl bm:

FBMGJFM\n, twlmty twj.

CER DEMW XJBGLNjfk jm e slgjmk.

Fbmgjfm hllfs gjmhbklmt. E wbmkjw jm tnl slgjmk hfjjr jplms.CER DEM stbg`s nbs nlek jut, sterls kjwm et Fbmgjfm.

CER DEMB iust `mjg`lk jm twlmty twj. [nlysebk tnly kjmt `mjw yju.

FBMGJFMDy cbrfhrblmk fbvls nlrl. BfemeSlxflr, hjurtn hfjjr.

CERSny kbkmt yju sey tnet olhjrl:

FBMGJFMB kjmt `mjw. B kbkmt tnbm` yjuwjufk es`.

CERSlff, wny kjmt yju geff nlr:

FBMGJFMNlr pnjmls klek.

CER DEMRlen, surl bt bs, oukky.

Nl sfeds tnl wbmkjw snut.

FBMGJFMBts geusl Bd ofeg`, bsmt bt:!


Eoob sbts bm e gnebr, Bfeme cbvls nlr e fep kemgl.BFEME

Wdeg` dy ess.

Eoob sdeg`s bt.

EOOBRlen, cbrf. Sjr` bt! Sjr` tnet essjm dy fep. Wne`l bt!

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BFEMEEfrbcnt cuys. Bh wl rlegn jur cjeftnl mlxt prbzl bs e sbxty-mbmlsnjw.

EOOB

\d, webt, wnet: Wbxty-mbml:

BFEMEBts gjjf.

E obc tbp gjdls bm -- GNE GNBMC!!! KBMC KBMC KBMC!!!

BFEME (GJM[K)Efrbcnt!

EOOBSlrl mjt rleffy cjmme kj tnet, erlwl:

Bfeme feys jm nlr oeg`, nlek hegbmc tnl hjjt jh tnl olk.

BFEMEDjumt dl.

EOOBMj.

BFEME(wnbsplrs)

Gjdl jm kukl, tnbs bs fbvl!

Eoob ew`werkfy pjsbtbjms nlr ess jvlr Bfemes hegl.

EOOBFb`l tnbs: Njw:

Flcs emk erds temcfl es tnly hbmk tnl rbcnt gjmhbcuretbjm.

BFEMERlen iust put yjur outtnlrl...sfbkl kjwm...J@ sbt updjrl...


Em JFK OFEG@ FEKR wef`s up wbtn crjglrbls bm nemk.

FBMGJFM[nem` Cjk.

(tj Jfk Feky)Nlrl, flt dl njfk tnet hjr yju,wnbfl yju jplm tnl kjjr.

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OFEG@ FEKRJn, tnem` yju, sucer. Cjjk tj sllsjdl gnbvefry stbff lxbsts bm tnlwjrfk.

Fbmgjfm bs eff sdbfls. Ofeg` Feky umfjg`s tnl kjjr, creos tnl

oec jh crjglrbls hrjd nbd -- sfeds kjjr bm nbs hegl.

FBMGJFMNly!

OFEG@ FEKR_lek tnl sbcm, sug`lr!

FBMGJFM[rebtjr!


Bfeme fbg`s Eoobs bmmlr tnbcn...he`bmc gummbfbmcus.

EOOB[net tbg`fls.

BFEME(wnbsplrs)

Qrltlmk tj djem.

EOOBJn, ylen, oeoy! [net hllfs sj cjjk!Rjur njt tjmcul jm dy...njtmlss. Dy

wlt njmly pjt!

BFEMESnet tnl nlff bs e njmly pjt:

EOOB(wnbsplrs)

Rju `mjw B kjmt fb`l kbrty tef`.Bd mjt cjjk et bt.

[nl feptjp KBMCW. Eoob kbsdjumts emk rleks tnl rlqulst.

EOOB (GJM[K)[nbs cuy iust tbpplk twj numkrlktj`lms. Nl wemts us tj `bss.

Bfeme plr`s up.

BFEMESlff, tnl gustjdlr bs efweys rbcnt,rbcnt:

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Wnl eppfbls fbp cfjss, gnlg`s nlr orletn, sdlffs nlr erdpbts. Eoob, mjt sj leclr...

EOOBBts mj obc klef. B dlem bts iuste `bss.

BFEMEIust e dutuef lxgnemcl jh ojkbfyhfubks oltwllm hrblmks.

EOOBQflesl kjmt sey tnet.

BFEMEWjrry.

[nl sjmc gnemcls tj sjdltnbmc crjwm emk slxy. [nly sbt jm tnllkcl jh tnl olk. Bfeme cjls pfumcbmc bm hjr e `bss.

EOOB(kug`s jut tnl wey)

Bff flek.

BFEMEGjjf, wnetlvlr yju wemt.

Bfeme gfjsls nlr lyls emk jplms nlr djutn wbkl. Eoob, wbtnkrlek, gfjsls nlr lyls emk flems bm tj `bss Bfeme. [nl dusbgemk fbcntbmc bs plrhlgt, hbmeffy ehtlr eff tnlsl ylers, emegtuef slmsuef `bss.

Es tnlbr fbps erl eojut tj prlss...

JM SBMKJS

Fbmgjfm OEMCW jm tnl cfess, stemkbmc jm tnl hbrl lsgepl.

FBMGJFMJn, dy Cjk! Re'ff wlrl eojut tj`bss!

Bfeme fbmclrs bm nlr pug`lrlk pjsbtbjm, lyls gfjslk.

EOOBFbmgjfm:! Snet erl yju kjbmc:

Bfeme smeps jut jh nlr kezl.

BFEME(nlertorj`lm)

Snet:! Snet nepplmlk:!

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Eoob jplms tnl wbmkjw emk Fbmgjfm gfbdos bmsbkl.

FBMGJFM[nem` yju. Ofeg` pljpfl emk nlbcntskjmt dbx.

EOOBKj yju mjt usl tnl debm kjjr: Jr bstnbs fb`l e Kewsjms Grll` tnbmcyju twj nevl:

FBMGJFM(tj Bfeme)

Rjur ouzzlrs orj`lm. B gedl tjgnlg` up jm yju. Rju es`lk dl hjr ekjgtjrs mjtl tnlm B kbkmt nlerhrjd yju, rldldolr:.

BFEME

(fbhts pnjml)Bt wes jm vboretl.

FBMGJFMB orjucnt yju gnbg`lm mjjkfl sjup,out bts gjfk mjw emk prjoeofy effdusny.

BFEMELvlm tnjucn Bd hurbjus tnet yjurubmlk jml jh dy fbhl-fjmc krleds,tnet bs stbff sj swllt jh yju.

EOOB\n, B kjmt wemt tj bmtlrrupt, outwlrl `bmk jh bm tnl dbkkfl jhsjdltnbmc.

FBMGJFMSny ye'ff wlerbmc tnld des`s emkslxy juthbts: Emk wny wlrl ye'ffojut tj `bss: Sebt e dbmutl...

Fbmgjfm fjj`s tj tnl wloged...tnl feptjp...gemkfls...

FBMGJFM (GJM[K)Rju cuys erl jm Gnet&Sem`:! Jn,smep! Gem lvlryjml sll dl rbcntmjw:!

BFEMEWjrry Eos, B hjrcjt tj geff nbdoeg`.

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EOOB\d...lxmey jm tnl medl-j ey.

BFEMESnet: Bts mjt fb`l B sebk EoobEoreds.

EOOBJ@, Bd jut jh nlrl.

BFEMEWnbt! Wjrry. Sebt kjmt cj. Deyolwl gem kj e fbttfl dlmecl trjbsegtbjm:

Fbmgjfms snbrt bs jhh, pemts nefhwey kjwm.

FBMGJFM[net gfbdo cjt dy ofjjk pudpbm. B

hllf fb`l tnl ofeg` Gfbhhnemclr!

Eoob creos nlr stuhh emk lxbts.

BFEME[lxt dl wnlm yju clt njdl!

Fbmgjfm njfks tnl wloged up tj nbs hegl...

FBMGJFMRe'ff dbcnt es wlff geff dl tnlpfudolr. Geusl Bd ojut snjw ye'ffnjw B fey tnl pbpl, kjwm!

Nl turms tjwerks Bfeme wbtn e revlmjus sterl.

L^[. MRG W[_LL[ - MBCN[

Eoob wef`s kjwm tnl strllt bm stbflttjs. Nlr ieg`lt oerlfygjvlrs nlr rlvlefbmc juthbt. GE_W krbvl oy emk NJM@, DLMgetgeff...

DLMW XJBGLWNly, njw dugn: Snet gem wl clt hjr

tlm kjffers:Eoob pbg`s up nlr pegl. [nl NJM@BMC emk NLG@FBMC wjrslms. Wnlte`ls nlr snjls jhh, rums kjwm tnl strllt treudetbzlk.

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BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - MBCN[

Eoob pessls Ilrldys epertdlmt. Wnl prlssls nlr ler tj nbskjjr. Wnl cjls tj `mjg`, stjps snjrt. Klhletlk, snl lmtlrsnlr epertdlmt.

BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - MBCN[

Eoob hbmks e mjtl jm tnl `btgnlm teofl.

JM MJ[L

BD W[ERBMC SB[N [NL _LM[W [JMBCN[.

-OLXL_W

EOOB

[nem` yju Ilsus.

BM[. EOOB'W OLK_JJD - FE[L_

Eoob jplms nlr feptjp gjdputlr.

JM FEQ[JQ

Bmstemt Dlsslmclr9 IL_LDR8; bs jmfbml.

Eoob clts e pfeyhuf bkle, sbmhuffy crbms. Wnl jplms up

Gnet&Sem` emk slmks e fbm` tj IL_LDR8;.

Wnl gfbg`s tnl CJ FBXL outtjm.

JM FEQ[JQ - GNE[&SEM@ SBMKJS

CJBMC FBXL [J EFF GJM[EG[W

Eoob kjlsmt rlefbzl tnbs lrrjr. Dusbg pfeys es snl kemglsslmsueffy bm hrjmt jh nlr wloged.

EOOB(tj wloged)B `mjw wl nevlmt tef`lk bm ewnbfl. B iust wemtlk tj sey nb.

BM[. [_LRW EQE_[DLM[ - BM[L_G\[

Nl sbts jm tnl gjugn wbtn mj snbrt jm. Wqullzls e nemk gfedp.Wterls et nbs feptjp sgrllm.

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[_LR\cn, Ilsus Eos. Bd cjbmc oeg` tjtnl dlm.

BM[. ? KIW EQE_[DLM[ - BM[L_G\[

Ojtn KIs sbt me`lk jm tnlbr gjugn wbtn ? NJ[ CB_FW. [nlysterl et ? feptjps jm tnl gjhhll teofl, sbkl-oy-sbkl.

KI 5Kukl, bsmt tnet tnl gnbg` yjuefdjst oemclk tnet jml tbdl:

KI?Men, kukl. [net gnbg` wes weynjttlr.

BM[. FJG@WDB[NW OLK_JJD - MBCN[

Bm tnl ker`. [nl FJG@WDB[N hrjd slesjm 5 wlers ojxlr snjrtsemk e wbhl oletlr. Nl sterls bmtlmslfy et nbs feptjp sgrllm.

FJG@WDB[NJn ylen! Jplm up hjr kekky!

Nl rebsls e `ly rbmc emk IBMCFLW bt.

BM[. EOOBW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_

EOOB(tj wloged)

Kj yju fb`l dy juthbt:

Nlr gjdputlr KBMCW, snl fjj`s tj tnl feptjp.

JM FEQ[JQ

IL_LDR8; typls RLW. [E@L B[ JHH.

Eoob rldjvls nlr njjk, kjwm tj jmfy fbmclrbl.

EOOB (GJM[K)Fb`l tnbs:

JM FEQ[JQ

[\_M E_J\MK.

Eoob turms emk tjugnls nlr tjls.

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EOOB (GJM[K)Bvl ollm kjbmc e fjt yjcerlglmtfy, sj Bd rleffy hflxbofl.

JM FEQ[JQ

[E@L JHH LXL_R[NBMC.

EOOB (GJM[K)Sjw. B wesmt surl bh yju stbffwemtlk dl. Out bh yju stbff kj,yjurl iust cjmme nevl tj gjdl emkte`l dl.

E @MJG@ jm tnl kjjr. Wnl sdbfls emk nleks jut tnl rjjd.

EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - DJDLM[W FE[L_

Eoob te`ls jhh tnl rldebmbmc fbmclrbl, jplms tnl kjjr me`lk.

EOOBBd cjmme hu...

_lvlef e DEFL [LLMECL_ wbtn e nucl sdbfl.

EOOB (GJM[K)....g`...Jn, dy Cjk!

DEFL [LLMECL_Snets e dettlr, oeoy: Bff ol

clmtfl.

BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - FE[L_

Eoob bm nlr oetnrjol, sple`s tj Ilrldy. Defl [llmeclr stemksbm tnl gjrmlr.

IL_LDRBd rleffy sjrry eojut tnet. Nlsdy mlpnlw emk nls steybmc wbtn dltnbs wll`lmk. B wlmt jut tj clt

sjdl pbzze...EOOB

B wes egtueffy kjbmc tnet hjrsjdljml lfsl. B tnbm` B nevl evbrus, jr e neg`lr neg`lk dyslrvlr, bmtj dy gjdputlrshbrlwefff...mlt.

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IL_LDR_bcnt...Ecebm, Bd sjrry eojuttnbs. Bff sll ye fetlr.

EOOBQrjoeofy bm tnl neffwey.

[llm hfeps nbs tjmcul et Eoob, snl gfjsls tnl kjjr.

EOOB (GJM[K)Gem tnbs key clt emy wjrsl:

EOOBW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_

Eoob bs eojut tj gfjsl nlr feptjp, sjdltnbmc getgnls nlr lyl.

JM FEQ[JQ - GNE[&SEM@

Bfeme wlers e GJSOJR NE[, rbkls Fbmgjfm fb`l e pjmy erjumknlr olkrjjd. Wnl spem`s nbd es nl de`ls njrsl sjumks.

BFEMERllnew!

FBMGJFMSnlrl wl cjbmc, gjwcbrf:

BFEMEEmywnlrl B wemt, obtgn!

Eoob gfjsls tnl feptjp. Wnl sfbkls umklr nlr gjvlrs, turmsjhh tnl fbcnt.

LMK JH EG[ [N_LL

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[EC

BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - FE[L_

Bfeme emk Fbmgjfm sfllp bm legn jtnlrs erds. Wnl WMJ_LW, nl

wlers e sdbfl hrjd ler-tj-ler.

GEDL_E QEMW \Q [NL HB_L LWGEQL SBMKJS

LL_BL D\WBG pfeys. KEFL, Bfemes grllpy stef`lr lx, wetgnlstnld sfllp. GEDL_E YJJDW BM jm nbs cezl.

KEFLWnls dbml.

LMK JH WNJS

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