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O_JEK GB[R WQLG LQBWJKL"GNE[ & SEM@"
Srbttlm oy
Fjs Wbfve
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GJFK JQLM
BM[. EOOBW OLK_JJD - MBCN[
Eoob fbls bm olk, wlers e djbsturbzbmc hegl des`, wetgnbmc e
gnllsy _JD-GJD.
DEMW XJBGL (J.W.)Bts fb`l wl hjumk fbcntmbmc bm eojttfl, emk bt strug` ojtn jurnlerts, et tnl sedl tbdl.
SJDEMW XJBGL (J.W.)B hllf bt tjj Iedls. B hllf tnlsper` tjj.
D\WBG grlsglmkjs efe Cjml Sbtn [nl Sbmk, tnl dem emk wjdem@BWW, djvbl lmks.
Eoob sbcns. Wnl gfjsls tnl feptjp emk clts umklr tnl gjvlrs.Wnl puffs jut nlr pnjml emk wetgnls e vbklj snl tjj` bmslgrlt...hjjtecl jh IL_LDR...spy-styfl.
JM XBKLJ - IL_LDR JQLMW NBW DEBFOJ^.
Eoob creos nlr vboretjr, desturoetls umklr tnl gjvlrs.
EOOBRlen...stbg` yjur `ly bmsbkl tnetnjfl.
E @MJG@ jm tnl kjjr.
OLXL_W (J.W.)Nly Eoob.
EOOBCj ewey!
OLXL_W (J.W.)B hjrcjt tnl Sb-Hb pesswjrk.
EOOBBts Eoobs Sb-Hb pesswjrk!
OLXL_W (J.W.)B iust mllk bt tj kjwmfjek tnl festslesjm jh Ourm Mjtbgl.
EOOB[nl pesswjrk bs, Eoobs Sb-Hbpesswjrk.
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OLXL_W (J.W.)(gnug`fls)
Jn, J@. Cjtgne.
JM XBKLJ
Ilrldy fbg`s em lmvlfjpl.
EOOBRlen tnets rbcnt, fbg` tnjsllmvlfjpls. Wnjw djdde wnet yju cjt.
OLXL_W (J.W.)Nly Eoob, njw kj yju splff Eoob: Bsbt wbtn jml O jr twj:
EOOB(djembmc emk hrustretlk)
[wj. Sbtn emk B.
OLXL_WJ@ gjjf. B wesmt surl bh yjusplfflk bt wbtn em B L jr e R.
EOOB(rl9 Ilrldy)
_bcnt tnlrl. _bcnt tnlrl. Kjmtstjp!
Olvlrs jplms tnl kjjr...
OLXL_WNly bs bt eff geps jr-
EOOB(kldjm vjbgl)
Clt jut!
Eoob nurfs tnl vboretjr et nbs nlek -- nl krjps tj tnl hfjjr.
LMK JH GJFK JQLM
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EG[ JML
BM[. KLEFW, KLEFW, KLEFW - KER
BFEME sbts et nlr kls`. Wnl lets gnbg`lm wbmcs, fbg`s hbmclrs
gflem. MBGJFL sterls bm kbscust.
E DEBF GFL_@ krjps em lmvlfjpl jm Bfemes kls`.
BFEMEJn ylen, [-C-B djtnlrhug`bm H.
Bfeme wbpls nlr seugl-stebmlk nemks wbtn snllts jh peplr.Jplms nlr peygnlg` bm snjg`.
BFEME (GJM[K)\n...lxgusl-ld-due debf gflr`! Btnbm` yju dekl e dbste`l.
(tj Mbgjfl)Kukl, tnlrls mj wey tnbs bs rbcnt.
MBGJFLFest Djmkey wes e njfbkey emk yjugefflk jut sbg` jm Hrbkey.
BFEMEKjmt wl clt pebk njfbkeys: Emkwnet eojut sbg` tbdl: B nevlrbcnts!
(olet)Sl snjufk strb`l.
GJSJ_@L_Rjurl em bkbjt.
BFEMECjk! B gemt fbvl fb`l tnbs. Btsoek lmjucn tnly wemt us nlrl hbvlkeys bm e rjw.
(pll`bmc jvlr)Njw dugn kbk yju clt:
Bfemes feptjp KBMCW - tnl sjumks jh QJ_M pfeys.
MBGJFLErl yju wetgnbmc pjrm:
BFEMEBt nlfps dl gjmglmtretl.
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JM FEQ[JQ WG_LLM
E pjpup ek hjr GNE[&SEM@, e spjjh jh Gneturoetl, e sbtlwnlrl pljpfl desturoetl jm wloged hjr tbps. O_JEKGEW[ MJS [JDE@L $$$hfesnls jm tnl sgrllm.
BFEME (GJM[K)Gnet emk Sem`...nddd:
Wnl ojfts wbtn tnl feptjp. Mbgjfl stlefs e gnbg`lm wbmc,sgerhs bt kjwm crukcbmcfy.
BM[. WJ\FW[BGL - CRD HFJJ_ - KER
E NJ[ CB_F hbmbsnls jm tnl EWWBW[LK WU\E[ DEGNBML. Em JFK DEMstlps up, pjsbtbjms nbdslfh umklr tnl oer. Nl krjps nbstjwlf, struccfls tj olmk kjwm emk rlegn bt.
Eoob slls tnbs, pbg`s up tnl tjwlf, nemks bt tj nbd.
JFK DEM[nem` yju yjumc feky.
EOOBRjurl wlfgjdl.
Jfk Dem fjwlrs bmtj e squet. Nl lxtlmks nbs sgrewmy wrbm`flkflcs -- gemt gjdl up -- WG_LEDW bm pebm.
JFK DEMGredp!
Eoob rums jvlr.
EOOBSnet kj B kj!:
JFK DEMDessecl dy em`fls!
Eoob clts jm nlr `mlls emk ruos nbs em`fls.
JFK DEM (GJM[K)
Mj jtnlr sbkl! Hfbp yjur nemksjvlr!
Eoob, gjmhuslk, twbsts nlr nemks upsbkl kjwm.
JFK DEM (GJM[K)[urm jvlr emk kj bt!
Eoob hfbps jm nlr oeg`, oltwllm nbs flcs.
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EOOBOlttlr:
JFK DEMRls, yls, tnets bt. \n jn...
EOOBSnet:
JFK DEMDy oeg`!
Bm WFJS DJ[BJM9 nbs `mlls wjoofl -- flcs sne`l -- tnl JfkDems swlety ess/grjtgn gjdls gresnbmc kjwm jmtj Eoobs hegl.
EOOB(sfjw-dj vjbgl)
Mj!!!!!
BM[. KLEFW, KLEFW, KLEFW, - OE[N_JJD W[EFF - FE[L_
Bfeme sbts jm tnl tjbflt wbtn tnl feptjp, swlety emkkbsnlvlflk, pemts umouttjmlk...iust hbmbsnlk desturoetbmc.
SJDEMW XJBGL(hrjd feptjp)
En! En! En!
JM FEQ[JQ - E GNE[&SEM@ SLOGED SBMKJS
E NJ[ DJKLF bm e WEBFJ_ DJJM juthbt desturoetls tj NJ\WLD\WBG. Wnl te`ls e nbt hrjd e ojmc, ofjws sdj`l et tnlgedlre. Hems tbp djmly -- GNE GNBMC.
BFEMEBts fb`l dy krled gjdl trul. B gemde`l djmly, sdj`l wllk, emk ilr`jhh...hrjd dy njusl!
Wnl de`ls e geff.
BFEME (GJM[K)
Fbmgjfm. Kj yju nevl e hex degnbml:B mllk e hevjr.
BM[. KLEFW, KLEFW, KLEFW - [JKKW JHHBGL - FE[L_
[JKK bmtlrvblws e pjtlmtbef HLDEFL LDQFJRLL.
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[JKKWj wnlrl kj yju sll yjurslfh bmhbvl ylers:
Bfeme oursts bmtj tnl jhhbgl.
BFEMEWjrry, bts em ldlrclmgy. Snjstnbs:
[JKKBfeme...B sll yjurl hllfbmcolttlr.
(fjj`s tj wetgn)Emk iust sny jh mjjm tjkey.
BFEMERlen eojut tnet. Wj B nek tj cj slltnl jf feky-kjgtjr .
(pjbmts et vecbme, wbm`s)Bt turms jut Bvl cjt tnbs rerlgjmkbtbjm...kbsjrklr...symkrjdl,tnet geusls deijr plrbjks emklxtrldl eccrlssbjm. B dlem deijrgumtbmlss kukl. Iukcl Iuky flvlfs.Wj Bd cjmme mllk tj oebf.Jtnlrwbsl tnbs jhhbgl bs cjmme fjj`fb`l Djsls pertbmc tnl _lk Wle, oute hfjjk, fb`l Mjen. Rju clt wnet Bdlem.
Wnl sfeds e kjgtjrs mjtl jm [jkks kls`.
[JKK(rl9 flttlr)
[nbs bs hrjd e klmtbst.
BFEMERlen, bts prltty slrbjus. [nlprlssurl emk lvlrytnbmc rbsls.[nl vecbmef nldjrrnecbmc snjufk olkjml oy Djmkey. Bff sll yju tnlm.
Wnls cjml. [jkk sterls ofem`fy et tnl bmtlrvblwll.
BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - OE[N_JJD - KER
Eoob, nebr wlt emk wrepplk bm e tjwlf. Wgruos nlr hegl wbtnwlt wbpls. Nlr pnjml rbmcs9 Hegl[bdl geff hrjd Bfeme wef`bmckjwm tnl W[_LL[9
BFEMEWup, obtgn: Snets sne`bmc:
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EOOBSlff, B iust nek em jfk dem sbt jmdy hegl wbtn nbs swlety ess emkoeffs.
BFEME
Sjw...B kbkmt `mjw yju wlrl bmtjtnet. Ses nl njt: B dlem erl wltef`bmc Cljrcl Gerfbm jr _jclrWtlrfbmc:
EOOBMj, nl wesmt njt! Wjdl Cremkpegredplk jm tnl Wquet Destlr, emkwnlm B wlmt tj nlfp nbd, nl hlffemk set jm dy hegl.
BFEMEJn dy Cjk, kukl S-[-H.
EOOBBvl ollm sgruoobmc dy hegl hjrtwlmty dbmutls, emk B gem stbffsdlff nbs swlety jfk crumklf.
BFEMEB dlem wbtn jut em bmvbtl, tnet bsdeijr pnysbgef emk dlmtef emcubsn.Rju snjufk sul yjur ijo hjr pebmemk suhhlrbmc.
EOOB
[rly cevl dl tnl rlst jh tnl keyjhh. B iust wemt tj vlc-jut emkhjrclt tnbs key lvlr nepplmlk.
BFEMEKukl, yju gemt flt em jfk demsoeffs clt yju kjwm. Olsbkls, B iusthjumk us e mlw nustfl tnet wbff cltus pebk wbtn e gepbtjf pussy-pjppbm Q! Bff ol njdl bm emnjur. Geff dl fetlr.
EOOBOyl.
Wnl sdlffs tnl wbpls, cecs hrjd tnl sdlff.
L^[. GNLFWLE MRG - DJDLM[W FE[L_
Bfeme errbvls tj e QJ_M W[J_L gjdpfltl wbtn e mljm sbcm.
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BFEMEGnet&Sem`, nlrl B gjdl!
OLCBM DJM[ECL/D\WBG XBKLJ
BM[. QJ_M W[J_L - KER
Weft & Qlppes Flts [ef` Eojut Wlx pfeys. Bfeme sgems tnlweffs jh EK\F[ KXKs. Wnl djklfs fbmclrbl emk hltbsn cler.Sevls kbfkjs erjumk, tnrjws gjmkjds, pfeys wbtn plmbs pudps,e `bk bm e gemky stjrl.
Defl emk hldefl G\W[JDL_W H_JD [NL 5221s ijbm bm tnl hum,plrhjrdbmc jfk sgnjjf KEMGL DJXLW0 Geooecl Qetgn, [nlWme`l, emk [nl _ummbmc Dem.
BM[. QJ_M W[J_L - QLLQ WNJS OJJ[N - WEDL
Bfeme bmslrts gesn tnrjucn e sfjt -- e gurtebm puffs oeg`rlvlefbmc e HLDEFL W[_BQQL_ jm tnl jtnlr sbkl jh e cfessweff. Bfeme te`ls slfhbls wbtn tnl Wtrbpplr, desnbmc tnlbrorlests ecebmst tnl cfess.
QJJH! -- Wtrbpplr emk tnl 21s Kemglrs eppler efjmcsbklBfeme...em bmstemt perty wbtn gnedpecml emk wllk sdj`l.
LMK DJM[ECL
BM[. QJ_M W[J_L - FE[L_
Bfeme kemgls oy nlrslfh, sbmcbmc emk fbstlmbmc tj tnl sjmcvbe nlekpnjmls.
BMKBEM GFL_@ (J.W.)Dbss!
[nl GFL_@ et tnl rlcbstlr, e pbfl jh WL^ [JRW jm tnl gjumtlr.
GFL_@
Rjuvl ollm stemkbmc tnlrl kemgbmcemk sbmcbmc hjr hbvl dbmutls!
BFEMEWjrry.
GFL_@Rjur tjtef bs tnrll numkrlk hbhtyslvlm kjffers, emk sbxty mbmlglmts.
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BFEMEWbxty-mbml, nun: Wlrlmkbpbtjus.
(jplms nlr wefflt)[lff dl, wnets yjur fey ewey pfemfb`l:
L^[. MRG GNLFWLE W[_LL[ - KER
Bfeme wef`s emk tef`s wbtn e gjhhll bm nemk.
BFEMEKukl, pjrm emk slx stuhh bs sjlxplmsbvl tnlsl keys. B dlem, Bsnjufkmt nevl tj ol rbgn tj cltjhh. [nets wny wl eff mllk tjstert hllfbm tnl Olrm. Emywey geffdl oeg`.
Wnl sbts jm tnl guro, puffs e ijbmt jut emk kbcs bm nlrpjg`lt hjr e fbcntlr. E O\WBMLWW DEM gjmhusls nlr esnjdlflss, krjps gnemcl bmtj nlr gjhhll gup.
BFEME (GJM[K)Nly, tnem`s hjr tnl tbp, oukky!
E GB[R O\W krbvls oy wbtn em ek hjr tnl dusbgef GE[W..._L[\_MBMC [J O_JEKSER.
Bfeme fjj`s tj tnl GE[W obffojerk, tnlm tnl gjhhll gup.
BFEME (GJM[K)
[nets bt! [nl plrhlgt sgntbg`.[nbs pussys ojut tj de`l egjdloeg`!
BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - KER
Eoob gurfs up jm tnl gjugn wbtn e ofem`lt emk e ceffjm jh bglgrled. Wnl wetgnls emjtnlr seppy _JD-GJD.
Olvlrs gjdls njdl emk rubms tnl djjk, sbts mlxt tj Eoob.
OLXL_WNly, yjurl njdl lerfy.
Wnl sgjjts jvlr rlslmthuffy.
EOOBWnjufkmt yju ol et wjr` Olvlrs:
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OLXL_WB tjfk dy ojss B nek e kberrnlehrjd letbmc et _lk Fjostlr, emk nlgut dl fjjsl olhjrl B gut tnlgnllsl. Clt bt:
Nl trbls tj nbcn-hbvl nlr, snl flevls nbd nemcbmc.
OLXL_W (GJM[K)B culss wlrl ojtn pfeybmc Hrbkeynjj`y tjkey, ed B rbcnt:!
EOOBWnn! Bd trybmc tj wetgn tnbs.
OLXL_W(wnbsplr)
Jn sjrry.
Eoob sterls et tnl sgrllm, trybmc tj ofjg` jut Olvlrsprlslmgl. Wnl te`ls e obtl jh nlr bgl grled.
OLXL_W (GJM[K)(rlegnls hjr bgl grled)
Dbmk bh B creo e fbttfl sgjjp:
EOOBRls Olvlrs, B dbmk. B nek e oek keyet wjr` emk Bd trybmc tj rlfex jmdy gjugn, wbtn dy bgl grled! Cjk,yjurl efweys nlrl!
(snjvls bgl grled et nbd)
Let tnl wnjfl tnbmc fb`l yju efweyskj!
Wnl stjdps jhh tj nlr olkrjjd.
OLXL_WJ@ tnem`s.
Olvlrs lets tnl bgl grled, sterls et tnl [X.
OLXL_W (GJM[K)Jn B fjvl tnbs djvbl, bts sj
jrbcbmef.
BM[. EOOBW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_
Eoob sfeds tnl kjjr snut. Wnl dudofls crukcbmcfy tj nlrslfh,gfbdos bmtj olk. Wnl creos nlr feptjp emk puffs up emjtnlrspy gfbp jh IL_LDR KJBMC FE\MK_R.
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Eoob sfbkls umklr tnl gjvlrs emk desturoetls. [nl vbkljkjlsmt kj bt hjr nlr. Wnl cjls jmfbml tj slergn pjrm.
JM FEQ[JQ
E fbm` pjps up jm nlr Bmstemt Dlsslmclr hrjd GE[FEKR82.
Eoob gfbg`s tnl fbm` -- e fbvl wloged hllk strleds tnrjucn.
JM FEQ[JQ
Bfeme strekkfls e gnebr, wlerbmc e njdldekl GE[ W\B[ [email protected] [bd Ourtjm vlrsbjm jh GE[W tnl dusbgef.
Wnl DLJSW emk ofjws wllk sdj`l et tnl wloged, slkugtbvlfykemgbmc emk tlesbmc nlr eukblmgl. [bps gjdl bm stlekbfy --GNE GNBMC.
EOOBSnet tnl...:
Bfeme strj`ls nlr gettebf, kllp-tnrjets tnl lmk jh bt. Wnlclts e nebr oeff stug` bm nlr tnrjet, GJ\CNW.
EOOB (GJM[K)(typls)
\d...wnj, erl, yju:
Bfeme olmks et tnl webst, umzbps tnl ess pert jh tnl getsubt, djjms tnl eukblmgl...
Eoob squbmts, stukybmc tnl sgrllm.
EOOB (GJM[K)Sebt e dbmutl...B `mjw tnet ess!
Wnl pbg`s up nlr glffpnjml emk kbefs...
JM FEQ[JQ
Bfemes glffpnjml _BMCW, snl pbg`s up.
BFEMENly cbrf.
EOOBJn dy Cjk, Bfeme! Wbmgl wnlm erlyju kjbmc pjrm:
BFEMEBts mjt pjrm...bts Gnet&Sem`.
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Wnl prlssls nlr hegl gfjsl tj tnl wloged.
BFEME (GJM[K)Wj wnet kj yju tnbm`: Erl yju wlt:
EOOB
Mj, Bd mjt...wlt.
BFEMENjfk jm, e cuy iust tbpplk. Nlwemts dl tj kj e spfbt jmtj dykbfkj.
Bfeme puts kjwm tnl pnjml, sfjwfy sfbkls bmtj e spfbt.
[email protected] `bmk jh bdprlssbvl.
LMK JH EG[ JML
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EG[ [SJ
BM[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ - MBCN[
Bfeme emswlrs tnl kjjr bm nlr oetnrjol, mj get subt jr
de`lup.
BFEMENly.
Eoob lmtlrs, tbcnt-fbpplk. Sef`s strebcnt tj Bfemes olkrjjd.
BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - GJM[BM\J\W
Eoob fjj`s erjumk tnl rjjd emk spjts tnl Get subt, sjdl slxtjys, GE[W slt klsbcm, prjps, ltg. Wnl fjj`s tj Bfemeswloged, pjsbtbjmlk bm hrjmt jh nlr olk.
EOOBBs bt jm:
BFEMEMjpl. Sny, kj yju wemt bt jm:
Eoob pegls erjumk tnl rjjd, slxueffy hrustretlk, huff jh pbssemk vbmlcer.
EOOB(fbhts tnl get des`)
Wj yjurl iust cjmme ilr` jhh hjr
tnl wnjfl wjrfk tj sll, nun:
BFEMESlff B kjmt `mjw eojut tnl wnjflwjrfk. B ed mlw tj tnbs.
EOOBRjurl iust cjmme snjw yjur fekyperts tj lvlry [jd, Kbg`, emk Nerrywbtn Sbhb: Iust flt bt eff nemcjut:
BFEMEKukl wnet bs up wbtn yju: Rjurlolbmc fb`l e deijr kjugnl rbcntmjw. Bvl cjt sjdl pjt bh yju wemmesdj`l.
EOOB(djg`s nlr)
Bvl cjt sjdl pjt bh yju wemmesdj`l:
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BFEMESnetlvlr, subt yjurslfh.
Bfeme orle`s up wllk jm e decezbml.
EOOB
B nek e treudetbzbmc lxplrblmgltjkey, emk yju kjmt sll dl rummbmcjhh emk strbppbmc hjr djmly. Bd emekuft. B gem klef prjplrfy, tnrjucnyju `mjw, dlkbtetbjm emk fb`ltef`bmc. Fb`l, tnlreplutbg tef`semk iust klefbmc, wbtnjut rlsjrtbmctj krucs emk slx.
Bfeme sper`s tnl ijbmt, te`ls e hlw puffs. Nemks bt tj Eoob.
EOOB (GJM[K)B dlem pjt gem nlfp out bts mjt
fb`l e nevl-tj.(puhhs)
B kjmt mllk tj clt nbcn tj nemkfldy bssuls.
[nl djrl Eoob sdj`ls tnl djrl kjgbfl snl olgjdls.
EOOB (GJM[K)Bd sjrry kukl. Rju fjj` rleffyewlsjdl bm tnl get subt.
BFEME[nem`s.
EOOBWj njws bt wjr`:
BFEME(creos feptjp)
Wj gnlg` bt jut. Cuys, gnbg`s,gjupfls, lvlm tremmbls, kukl,gnbg`s wbtn kbg`s! Eff jm tnlbrwlogeds, wem`bmc bt fb`l pbretlshrjd tnl gjdhjrt jh tnlbr jwm njdl.Xblwlrs de`l rlqulsts emk tbp tnl
plrhjrdlrs, B. L. us, emk wl cltpbzz-ebk!
EOOBBfeme, tnl fest tbdl yju kbksjdltnbmc fb`l tnbs bt kbkmt wjr`jut.
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BFEMESnet, tnl epertdlmt gflembmc tnbmc:[nbs bs tjteffy kbhhlrlmt.
EOOBClttbmc me`lk sj stremclrs gem cbvl
us djmly...rbcnt, gjdpfltljppjsbtl.
BFEMESl kjmt lvlm nevl tj clt me`lk,kukl. Wjdl jh tnlsl gnbg`s iusttef` tj cuys bm tnlbr umklrwler emktnly stbff clt tbps.
Wnl gjmsbklrs...cfemgls jvlr tj tnl sgrllm...
EOOB[nlrls cuys jm nlrl:
BFEMEJn ylen. Njt jmls kukl. Obc kjmcs.
EOOB(hblrgl kltlrdbmetbjm)
Wnjw dl.
DJM[ECL
Jn Dl Wj Njrmyoy [wj-Fbvl Grlw pfeys. Eoob emk Bfemelxpfjrl defl emk hldefl wlogeds. [nly sdj`l, feucn, tbp, emk
wetgn verbjus snjws jm tnl feptjp.
WNJS # 5
E QF\W-WBYL DJKLF twlr`s bm nlr fbvbmc rjjd.
WNJS # ?
E M\_WL emk KJG[J_ nevl slx bm e njspbtef rjjd.
WNJS # 7
E KJDBME[_B^ spem`s nlr DEFL W\O -- nl sgrleds.WNJS # ;
E DEFL OJKRO\BFKL_ desturoetls es nl kjls erd gurfs.
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BFEMEBts hjr tnl slx degnbml Bdoubfkbmc. B cjt ofulprbmts jhh [nlQbretloey.
EOOB
(tj Ldpfjyll)J@, B wjmt ol mllkbmc tnet emydjrl. Out tnem` yju hjr yjur nlfpemk quefbty slrvbgl.
Eoob nemcs up emk wef`s ewey.
LMK JH EG[ [SJ
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EG[ [N_LL
BM[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ - MBCN[
Bfeme jplms tnl kjjr, Eoob lmtlrs.
BFEMEWj wlvl cjt tnl pfegl tjjurslfvls, emk B iust sgjrlk ussjdl grezy setbve...bts tnl greg`jh Derbiueme.
EOOBB kjmt `mjw bh B wemt emy jh tnet.
BFEMEBts hbml, yjuff fjvl bt. Snykjmt yju cj try jm yjur juthbt,
wnbfl B sfbp bmtj sjdltnbmc efbttfl djrl gjdhjrteofl. Bts jmIebdls olk.
EOOBJ@.
Eoob lmtlrs Iebdls olkrjjd.
IEBDLW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_
Seffs gjvlrlk bm DLM\KJ QJW[L_W, tnl Fetbm ojy-crjup
slmsetbjm hrjd tnl 52>1s. Febk jut jm tnl olk bs e slxyFB[[FL _LK _BKBMC NJJK gjstudl. Eoob te`ls bm tnl sbcnt jhtnl rlvlefbmc ylt styfbsn juthbt.
EOOBB gem kj tnbs.
J\[WBKL IEBDLW OLK_JJD - FE[L_
Eoob lxbts wlerbmc tnl rlk fegl mbcnty emk njjk. Wnl `mjg`sjm Bfemes olkrjjd kjjr, lmtlrs.
BFEMEW OLK_JJD - GJM[BM\J\W
Wjht dusbg, gemkfls, rjsl plkefs jm tnl olk, slmsuef slttbmc.
BFEMENly.
Bfeme wlers e slxy GE[NJFBG WGNJJF CB_F juthbt.
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EOOBSnje, yju fjj` njt.
BFEME[nem`s. Mjt oek yjurslfh. Sbml:
EOOBKlhbmbtlfy.
Bfeme pjurs twj cfessls jh rlk wbml. [nly sbp emk cfemgl etjml emjtnlr, e strjmc slxuef lmlrcy bm tnl ebr.
BFEMESl snjufk tjest. [j em ewlsjdlmbcnt.
EOOB[j em ewlsjdl mbcnt.
Cfessls GFBM@.
BFEMEWj, yju rleky hjr tnbs:
EOOBB ed. Rju:
BFEME[jteffy.
EOOBDl tjj. Flts kj tnbs emk de`l sjdl
djmey. Wjdl dufe. Clt tnld ojys effnjt!
BFEMECjjk, geusl bt snjufkmt olew`werk.
EOOBSny wjufk bt ol:
BFEMEMj, Bd iust seybmc, bts gjjf.
[nly put kjwm tnlbr cfessls. Bfeme puts jm em Lyls SbklWnutdes`. Wnl nemks Eoob e WL^R SJFH DEW@. [nl des`s gjvlrtnlbr lyls emk upplr hegl, djutns lxpjslk.
Bfeme typls jm nlr feptjp.
BFEME (GJM[K)Efrbcnt, cbrfhrblmk. Sl erljhhbgbeffy fbvl.
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L^[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - MBCN[
Fbmgjfm gerrbls e orjwm peplr oec. Nl ouzzls Bfemes kjjr outclts mj emswlr. Nl geffs Bfeme...strebcnt tj XJBGL DEBF.
BFEMEW XJBGL
Nb, yjuvl rlegnlk dy vjbgldebfojx...nenene B sebk ojx. (OLLQ)
Fbmgjfm rleks e peplr sbcm teplk tj tnl kjjr...
FBMGJFMBt bs mjt rukl tj klmy stremclrsekdbttemgl. Hjr tnl sehlty jh yjurmlbcnojrs.
BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - BM[L_G\[
_&O Dusbg pfeys. Bfemes glffpnjml vboretls...Fbmgjfms geffcjls ummjtbglk.
Eoob emk Bfeme kemgl bm hrjmt jh tnl wloged. [bps gjdl bmsfjwfy -- GNE-GNBMC.
BFEME(tj Sloged)
[nem` yju.(wnbsplrs tj Eoob)
Wey tnem` yju.
EOOB
[nem`s, cuys.
L^[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - BM[L_G\[
Fbmgjfm stemks mlxt tj e NJ[ KJC GE_[ e hlw yerks ewey. Nlsterls et tnl hrjmt kjjr fb`l e new`.
FBMGJFMNly dem, njw dugn fjmclr jm dy njtkjc:
[nl XLMKJ_ crbffs hrem`s.E NBQW[L_ CB_F lxbts Bfemes oubfkbmc.
FBMGJFM (GJM[K)Sebt, njfk tnl kjjr!
Wnl spjts Fbmgjfm, fjj`s tj tnl sbcm, gfjsls tnl kjjr.
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BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - BM[L_G\[
Eoob kjls [nl _jojt. Bfeme plrhjrds cydmestbgs.
EOOBNjw wl kjbmc:
Bfeme grjssls tj tnl feptjp, mjtbgls tnl feg` jh tbps.
BFEMEMjt crlet. Sl snjufk turm bt up emjtgn.
EOOB(ylffs)
[nem` yju cuys!
BFEMEMj, B dlem wl snjufk kj stuhh, yju
`mjw: Clt tnl grjwk lxgbtlk. Cbvlld wnet tnly wemt.
EOOBHjr surl.
Eoob puts nlr nemks jm Bfemes snjufklrs. Bfeme njfks Eoobswebst. [nly sfjw kemgl erjumk tnl rjjd.
EOOB (GJM[K)[nbs bsmt wjr`bmc.
BFEME
Rlen, tnbs sek flsobem sjumktreg`bsmt kjbmc bt hjr dl lbtnlr.
Bfeme puts jm sjdl [_EQ OLE[W, strbp gfuo dusbg.
BFEME (GJM[K)[nets olttlr.
Bfeme crbmks nlr ess jm Eoob, djrl tbps gjdl bm GNE-GNBMC!
L^[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - BM[L_G\[
Fbmgjfm ouzzls emjtnlr epertdlmt mudolr.
CER DEMW XJBGLSnj bs bt:
FBMGJFMNb, sbr. B flht dy `lys bmsbkl emked fjg`lk jut. Gjufk yju pflesl fltdl bm:
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CER DEMW XJBGLSnet epertdlmt kj yju fbvl bm:
FBMGJFM\n, twlmty twj.
CER DEMW XJBGLNjfk jm e slgjmk.
Fbmgjfm hllfs gjmhbklmt. E wbmkjw jm tnl slgjmk hfjjr jplms.CER DEM stbg`s nbs nlek jut, sterls kjwm et Fbmgjfm.
CER DEMB iust `mjg`lk jm twlmty twj. [nlysebk tnly kjmt `mjw yju.
FBMGJFMDy cbrfhrblmk fbvls nlrl. BfemeSlxflr, hjurtn hfjjr.
CERSny kbkmt yju sey tnet olhjrl:
FBMGJFMB kjmt `mjw. B kbkmt tnbm` yjuwjufk es`.
CERSlff, wny kjmt yju geff nlr:
FBMGJFMNlr pnjmls klek.
CER DEMRlen, surl bt bs, oukky.
Nl sfeds tnl wbmkjw snut.
FBMGJFMBts geusl Bd ofeg`, bsmt bt:!
BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - BM[L_G\[
Eoob sbts bm e gnebr, Bfeme cbvls nlr e fep kemgl.BFEME
Wdeg` dy ess.
Eoob sdeg`s bt.
EOOBRlen, cbrf. Sjr` bt! Sjr` tnet essjm dy fep. Wne`l bt!
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BFEMEEfrbcnt cuys. Bh wl rlegn jur cjeftnl mlxt prbzl bs e sbxty-mbmlsnjw.
EOOB
\d, webt, wnet: Wbxty-mbml:
BFEMEBts gjjf.
E obc tbp gjdls bm -- GNE GNBMC!!! KBMC KBMC KBMC!!!
BFEME (GJM[K)Efrbcnt!
EOOBSlrl mjt rleffy cjmme kj tnet, erlwl:
Bfeme feys jm nlr oeg`, nlek hegbmc tnl hjjt jh tnl olk.
BFEMEDjumt dl.
EOOBMj.
BFEME(wnbsplrs)
Gjdl jm kukl, tnbs bs fbvl!
Eoob ew`werkfy pjsbtbjms nlr ess jvlr Bfemes hegl.
EOOBFb`l tnbs: Njw:
Flcs emk erds temcfl es tnly hbmk tnl rbcnt gjmhbcuretbjm.
BFEMERlen iust put yjur outtnlrl...sfbkl kjwm...J@ sbt updjrl...
L^[. BFEMEW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - BM[L_G\[
Em JFK OFEG@ FEKR wef`s up wbtn crjglrbls bm nemk.
FBMGJFM[nem` Cjk.
(tj Jfk Feky)Nlrl, flt dl njfk tnet hjr yju,wnbfl yju jplm tnl kjjr.
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OFEG@ FEKRJn, tnem` yju, sucer. Cjjk tj sllsjdl gnbvefry stbff lxbsts bm tnlwjrfk.
Fbmgjfm bs eff sdbfls. Ofeg` Feky umfjg`s tnl kjjr, creos tnl
oec jh crjglrbls hrjd nbd -- sfeds kjjr bm nbs hegl.
FBMGJFMNly!
OFEG@ FEKR_lek tnl sbcm, sug`lr!
FBMGJFM[rebtjr!
BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - BM[L_G\[
Bfeme fbg`s Eoobs bmmlr tnbcn...he`bmc gummbfbmcus.
EOOB[net tbg`fls.
BFEME(wnbsplrs)
Qrltlmk tj djem.
EOOBJn, ylen, oeoy! [net hllfs sj cjjk!Rjur njt tjmcul jm dy...njtmlss. Dy
wlt njmly pjt!
BFEMESnet tnl nlff bs e njmly pjt:
EOOB(wnbsplrs)
Rju `mjw B kjmt fb`l kbrty tef`.Bd mjt cjjk et bt.
[nl feptjp KBMCW. Eoob kbsdjumts emk rleks tnl rlqulst.
EOOB (GJM[K)[nbs cuy iust tbpplk twj numkrlktj`lms. Nl wemts us tj `bss.
Bfeme plr`s up.
BFEMESlff, tnl gustjdlr bs efweys rbcnt,rbcnt:
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Wnl eppfbls fbp cfjss, gnlg`s nlr orletn, sdlffs nlr erdpbts. Eoob, mjt sj leclr...
EOOBBts mj obc klef. B dlem bts iuste `bss.
BFEMEIust e dutuef lxgnemcl jh ojkbfyhfubks oltwllm hrblmks.
EOOBQflesl kjmt sey tnet.
BFEMEWjrry.
[nl sjmc gnemcls tj sjdltnbmc crjwm emk slxy. [nly sbt jm tnllkcl jh tnl olk. Bfeme cjls pfumcbmc bm hjr e `bss.
EOOB(kug`s jut tnl wey)
Bff flek.
BFEMEGjjf, wnetlvlr yju wemt.
Bfeme gfjsls nlr lyls emk jplms nlr djutn wbkl. Eoob, wbtnkrlek, gfjsls nlr lyls emk flems bm tj `bss Bfeme. [nl dusbgemk fbcntbmc bs plrhlgt, hbmeffy ehtlr eff tnlsl ylers, emegtuef slmsuef `bss.
Es tnlbr fbps erl eojut tj prlss...
JM SBMKJS
Fbmgjfm OEMCW jm tnl cfess, stemkbmc jm tnl hbrl lsgepl.
FBMGJFMJn, dy Cjk! Re'ff wlrl eojut tj`bss!
Bfeme fbmclrs bm nlr pug`lrlk pjsbtbjm, lyls gfjslk.
EOOBFbmgjfm:! Snet erl yju kjbmc:
Bfeme smeps jut jh nlr kezl.
BFEME(nlertorj`lm)
Snet:! Snet nepplmlk:!
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Eoob jplms tnl wbmkjw emk Fbmgjfm gfbdos bmsbkl.
FBMGJFM[nem` yju. Ofeg` pljpfl emk nlbcntskjmt dbx.
EOOBKj yju mjt usl tnl debm kjjr: Jr bstnbs fb`l e Kewsjms Grll` tnbmcyju twj nevl:
FBMGJFM(tj Bfeme)
Rjur ouzzlrs orj`lm. B gedl tjgnlg` up jm yju. Rju es`lk dl hjr ekjgtjrs mjtl tnlm B kbkmt nlerhrjd yju, rldldolr:.
BFEME
(fbhts pnjml)Bt wes jm vboretl.
FBMGJFMB orjucnt yju gnbg`lm mjjkfl sjup,out bts gjfk mjw emk prjoeofy effdusny.
BFEMELvlm tnjucn Bd hurbjus tnet yjurubmlk jml jh dy fbhl-fjmc krleds,tnet bs stbff sj swllt jh yju.
EOOB\n, B kjmt wemt tj bmtlrrupt, outwlrl `bmk jh bm tnl dbkkfl jhsjdltnbmc.
FBMGJFMSny ye'ff wlerbmc tnld des`s emkslxy juthbts: Emk wny wlrl ye'ffojut tj `bss: Sebt e dbmutl...
Fbmgjfm fjj`s tj tnl wloged...tnl feptjp...gemkfls...
FBMGJFM (GJM[K)Rju cuys erl jm Gnet&Sem`:! Jn,smep! Gem lvlryjml sll dl rbcntmjw:!
BFEMEWjrry Eos, B hjrcjt tj geff nbdoeg`.
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EOOB\d...lxmey jm tnl medl-j ey.
BFEMESnet: Bts mjt fb`l B sebk EoobEoreds.
EOOBJ@, Bd jut jh nlrl.
BFEMEWnbt! Wjrry. Sebt kjmt cj. Deyolwl gem kj e fbttfl dlmecl trjbsegtbjm:
Fbmgjfms snbrt bs jhh, pemts nefhwey kjwm.
FBMGJFM[net gfbdo cjt dy ofjjk pudpbm. B
hllf fb`l tnl ofeg` Gfbhhnemclr!
Eoob creos nlr stuhh emk lxbts.
BFEME[lxt dl wnlm yju clt njdl!
Fbmgjfm njfks tnl wloged up tj nbs hegl...
FBMGJFMRe'ff dbcnt es wlff geff dl tnlpfudolr. Geusl Bd ojut snjw ye'ffnjw B fey tnl pbpl, kjwm!
Nl turms tjwerks Bfeme wbtn e revlmjus sterl.
L^[. MRG W[_LL[ - MBCN[
Eoob wef`s kjwm tnl strllt bm stbflttjs. Nlr ieg`lt oerlfygjvlrs nlr rlvlefbmc juthbt. GE_W krbvl oy emk NJM@, DLMgetgeff...
DLMW XJBGLWNly, njw dugn: Snet gem wl clt hjr
tlm kjffers:Eoob pbg`s up nlr pegl. [nl NJM@BMC emk NLG@FBMC wjrslms. Wnlte`ls nlr snjls jhh, rums kjwm tnl strllt treudetbzlk.
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BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ O\BFKBMC - MBCN[
Eoob pessls Ilrldys epertdlmt. Wnl prlssls nlr ler tj nbskjjr. Wnl cjls tj `mjg`, stjps snjrt. Klhletlk, snl lmtlrsnlr epertdlmt.
BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - MBCN[
Eoob hbmks e mjtl jm tnl `btgnlm teofl.
JM MJ[L
BD W[ERBMC SB[N [NL _LM[W [JMBCN[.
-OLXL_W
EOOB
[nem` yju Ilsus.
BM[. EOOB'W OLK_JJD - FE[L_
Eoob jplms nlr feptjp gjdputlr.
JM FEQ[JQ
Bmstemt Dlsslmclr9 IL_LDR8; bs jmfbml.
Eoob clts e pfeyhuf bkle, sbmhuffy crbms. Wnl jplms up
Gnet&Sem` emk slmks e fbm` tj IL_LDR8;.
Wnl gfbg`s tnl CJ FBXL outtjm.
JM FEQ[JQ - GNE[&SEM@ SBMKJS
CJBMC FBXL [J EFF GJM[EG[W
Eoob kjlsmt rlefbzl tnbs lrrjr. Dusbg pfeys es snl kemglsslmsueffy bm hrjmt jh nlr wloged.
EOOB(tj wloged)B `mjw wl nevlmt tef`lk bm ewnbfl. B iust wemtlk tj sey nb.
BM[. [_LRW EQE_[DLM[ - BM[L_G\[
Nl sbts jm tnl gjugn wbtn mj snbrt jm. Wqullzls e nemk gfedp.Wterls et nbs feptjp sgrllm.
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[_LR\cn, Ilsus Eos. Bd cjbmc oeg` tjtnl dlm.
BM[. ? KIW EQE_[DLM[ - BM[L_G\[
Ojtn KIs sbt me`lk jm tnlbr gjugn wbtn ? NJ[ CB_FW. [nlysterl et ? feptjps jm tnl gjhhll teofl, sbkl-oy-sbkl.
KI 5Kukl, bsmt tnet tnl gnbg` yjuefdjst oemclk tnet jml tbdl:
KI?Men, kukl. [net gnbg` wes weynjttlr.
BM[. FJG@WDB[NW OLK_JJD - MBCN[
Bm tnl ker`. [nl FJG@WDB[N hrjd slesjm 5 wlers ojxlr snjrtsemk e wbhl oletlr. Nl sterls bmtlmslfy et nbs feptjp sgrllm.
FJG@WDB[NJn ylen! Jplm up hjr kekky!
Nl rebsls e `ly rbmc emk IBMCFLW bt.
BM[. EOOBW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_
EOOB(tj wloged)
Kj yju fb`l dy juthbt:
Nlr gjdputlr KBMCW, snl fjj`s tj tnl feptjp.
JM FEQ[JQ
IL_LDR8; typls RLW. [E@L B[ JHH.
Eoob rldjvls nlr njjk, kjwm tj jmfy fbmclrbl.
EOOB (GJM[K)Fb`l tnbs:
JM FEQ[JQ
[\_M E_J\MK.
Eoob turms emk tjugnls nlr tjls.
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EOOB (GJM[K)Bvl ollm kjbmc e fjt yjcerlglmtfy, sj Bd rleffy hflxbofl.
JM FEQ[JQ
[E@L JHH LXL_R[NBMC.
EOOB (GJM[K)Sjw. B wesmt surl bh yju stbffwemtlk dl. Out bh yju stbff kj,yjurl iust cjmme nevl tj gjdl emkte`l dl.
E @MJG@ jm tnl kjjr. Wnl sdbfls emk nleks jut tnl rjjd.
EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - DJDLM[W FE[L_
Eoob te`ls jhh tnl rldebmbmc fbmclrbl, jplms tnl kjjr me`lk.
EOOBBd cjmme hu...
_lvlef e DEFL [LLMECL_ wbtn e nucl sdbfl.
EOOB (GJM[K)....g`...Jn, dy Cjk!
DEFL [LLMECL_Snets e dettlr, oeoy: Bff ol
clmtfl.
BM[. EOOBW EQE_[DLM[ - FE[L_
Eoob bm nlr oetnrjol, sple`s tj Ilrldy. Defl [llmeclr stemksbm tnl gjrmlr.
IL_LDRBd rleffy sjrry eojut tnet. Nlsdy mlpnlw emk nls steybmc wbtn dltnbs wll`lmk. B wlmt jut tj clt
sjdl pbzze...EOOB
B wes egtueffy kjbmc tnet hjrsjdljml lfsl. B tnbm` B nevl evbrus, jr e neg`lr neg`lk dyslrvlr, bmtj dy gjdputlrshbrlwefff...mlt.
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IL_LDR_bcnt...Ecebm, Bd sjrry eojuttnbs. Bff sll ye fetlr.
EOOBQrjoeofy bm tnl neffwey.
[llm hfeps nbs tjmcul et Eoob, snl gfjsls tnl kjjr.
EOOB (GJM[K)Gem tnbs key clt emy wjrsl:
EOOBW OLK_JJD - DJDLM[W FE[L_
Eoob bs eojut tj gfjsl nlr feptjp, sjdltnbmc getgnls nlr lyl.
JM FEQ[JQ - GNE[&SEM@
Bfeme wlers e GJSOJR NE[, rbkls Fbmgjfm fb`l e pjmy erjumknlr olkrjjd. Wnl spem`s nbd es nl de`ls njrsl sjumks.
BFEMERllnew!
FBMGJFMSnlrl wl cjbmc, gjwcbrf:
BFEMEEmywnlrl B wemt, obtgn!
Eoob gfjsls tnl feptjp. Wnl sfbkls umklr nlr gjvlrs, turmsjhh tnl fbcnt.
LMK JH EG[ [N_LL
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[EC
BM[. BFEMEW OLK_JJD - FE[L_
Bfeme emk Fbmgjfm sfllp bm legn jtnlrs erds. Wnl WMJ_LW, nl
wlers e sdbfl hrjd ler-tj-ler.
GEDL_E QEMW \Q [NL HB_L LWGEQL SBMKJS
LL_BL D\WBG pfeys. KEFL, Bfemes grllpy stef`lr lx, wetgnlstnld sfllp. GEDL_E YJJDW BM jm nbs cezl.
KEFLWnls dbml.
LMK JH WNJS
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