Bonus 03. Friends of Friends Part I English

7/27/2019 Bonus 03. Friends of Friends Part I English

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100:00:01,333 --> 00:00:05,724Oh, my God.

200:00:05,933 --> 00:00:07,889You have to meet me in the middle.

300:00:08,133 --> 00:00:12,172My foot will meetthe middle of your ass.

400:00:12,453 --> 00:00:13,727You slept with another woman?

500:00:13,893 --> 00:00:16,487Oh, you're one to talk.

600:00:18,173 --> 00:00:19,731You know. . .

700:00:19,893 --> 00:00:22,851. . .l think it might be time for youto start using night cream.

800:00:28,733 --> 00:00:31,122A woman in my office is a lesbian.

900:00:32,933 --> 00:00:34,286l'm just saying!

1000:00:34,493 --> 00:00:36,723l won't say what theyspent on that wedding. . .

1100:00:36,933 --> 00:00:39,447. . .but $40,000 is a lot of money.

1200:00:39,653 --> 00:00:42,804Could we please just settle it

after the wedding?

1300:00:43,013 --> 00:00:46,323Fine, but l'm not payingfor your wine cellar. . .

1400:00:46,493 --> 00:00:50,964. . .you thieving, would-be-speaking-


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German-if-it-weren't-for-us man.

1500:00:52,613 --> 00:00:55,810People just know me nowfrom being Mr. Geller on Friends.

1600:00:56,333 --> 00:00:59,769Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful.lt is great to have you here.

1700:00:59,933 --> 00:01:04,370Let us take off your coats.Snowing out there?

1800:01:05,253 --> 00:01:07,403No.

1900:01:08,653 --> 00:01:12,566Jack Geller is the father

of Monica and Ross.2000:01:12,733 --> 00:01:17,204And l can't even-- Other than theactress, Christina Pickles, l can't think--

2100:01:17,373 --> 00:01:19,807What's the mother's name?What's my wife's name on it?

22

00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,049-Judy.-Judy, right.

2300:01:22,213 --> 00:01:26,092The character of Jack Gellerdoesn't even remember his wife's name.

2400:01:26,293 --> 00:01:29,285Remember the Lugwins?The big one had a thing for you.

2500:01:29,493 --> 00:01:31,211They all had a thing for him!

2600:01:31,973 --> 00:01:33,247Oh, Mom!

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00:01:33,413 --> 00:01:35,768l think that Jack and Judy. . .

2800:01:35,933 --> 00:01:39,050. . .are somewhat prejudicedabout their children. . .

2900:01:39,213 --> 00:01:41,249. . .whether they admit it or not.

3000:01:41,413 --> 00:01:44,928Don't listen to her!You've always been independent.

3100:01:45,133 --> 00:01:47,522Even when you were a kid,and you were chubby. . .

3200:01:47,693 --> 00:01:50,730

. . .and you had no friends,you were just fine.

3300:01:50,893 --> 00:01:56,126l recall the first showthat established the relationship. . .

3400:01:56,293 --> 00:02:00,172. . .between the parents and the daughterand the parents and the son. . .

3500:02:00,333 --> 00:02:05,885. . .where we doted on Rossand seemed to dismiss Monica.

3600:02:06,053 --> 00:02:10,205l read about women tryingto have it all, and l thank God. . .

3700:02:10,373 --> 00:02:13,445. . .our little Harmonica

doesn't have that problem.

3800:02:15,093 --> 00:02:18,051-l had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.-Really?

3900:02:18,213 --> 00:02:21,569One of my favorite episodes was when. . .


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4000:02:21,773 --> 00:02:28,008. . .Lisa Kudrow's characterhas a crush on Jack Geller.

4100:02:28,173 --> 00:02:30,733And l thought that was so funny.

4200:02:30,933 --> 00:02:32,207Okay, look at him.

4300:02:32,413 --> 00:02:34,643Look at those strong hands.

4400:02:34,813 --> 00:02:38,692Oh, what l wouldn't giveto be that can of condensed milk.

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00:02:41,053 --> 00:02:44,728Christina Picklesis a consummate character actress. . .

4600:02:44,893 --> 00:02:48,727. . .and a very serious artist,and quite intense.

4700:02:48,933 --> 00:02:50,446Jack!

4800:02:52,293 --> 00:02:55,251Could you come in here for a moment?

4900:02:55,413 --> 00:02:57,290Now!

5000:02:57,453 --> 00:02:59,444What's that curry taste?

51

00:02:59,813 --> 00:03:01,212Curry.

5200:03:05,173 --> 00:03:07,812Do you know what it's like to grow up. . .

5300:03:08,293 --> 00:03:12,730. . .with someone who is critical


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of every single thing you say?

5400:03:15,253 --> 00:03:16,527l can imagine.

5500:03:17,653 --> 00:03:20,645l tell you, it's a wonderyour mother turned out. . .

5600:03:20,813 --> 00:03:24,010. . .to be the positive,life-affirming person she is.

5700:03:25,853 --> 00:03:28,413That is a wonder.

5800:03:29,413 --> 00:03:32,530l'm a good mother, but l'm alsoon the verge of being dysfunctional.

5900:03:34,253 --> 00:03:37,962And l sometimes would wantto obsess about the wrong things.

6000:03:38,133 --> 00:03:42,012About how my daughter was dressed,rather than how she felt.

6100:03:42,173 --> 00:03:45,961

You know, " Don't wear that, darling.No, no, l like it, but don't wear it. "

6200:03:46,133 --> 00:03:49,887That kind of stuff, which you don'treally allow yourself to say. You think it.

6300:03:50,053 --> 00:03:53,443But the fun for me is thatl can say all that stuff. . .

6400:03:53,613 --> 00:03:55,410. . .as Judy Geller and get away with it.

6500:03:55,613 --> 00:03:58,047-What's with your hair?-What?

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00:03:58,653 --> 00:04:01,008-What's different?-Nothing.

6700:04:01,453 --> 00:04:03,728Oh, maybe that's it.

6800:04:03,933 --> 00:04:07,323l did like that wonderful episode whenMonica was stuck in the bathroom. . .

6900:04:07,493 --> 00:04:10,451. . .while we had a quickie,because it was Jack's birthday.

7000:04:10,653 --> 00:04:12,245So, Jack. . .

7100:04:12,413 --> 00:04:15,166

. . .ever think about trading me infor a younger model?

7200:04:15,373 --> 00:04:17,489Of course not.

7300:04:17,653 --> 00:04:20,292With you, it's likel've got two 25-year-olds.

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00:04:24,653 --> 00:04:26,769Oh, Jack, stop!

7500:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,083Come on!

7600:04:29,253 --> 00:04:32,290lt's my birthday!

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And l would imagine that Judy. . .

7800:04:40,053 --> 00:04:43,284. . .just pretended that nothing hadhappened as she walked back out. . .

7900:04:43,453 --> 00:04:45,171. . .because she's very good at denial.


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8000:04:45,373 --> 00:04:47,728l realize you guyshave been wondering. . .

8100:04:47,893 --> 00:04:50,487. . .what exactly happenedbetween Carol and me.

8200:04:50,653 --> 00:04:52,689So here's the deal.

8300:04:53,333 --> 00:04:58,885When it was explained to methat Ross' ex-wife was a lesbian. . .

8400:04:59,053 --> 00:05:03,331. . .l didn't turn to Ross and say,"You married a lesbian?"

8500:05:03,493 --> 00:05:06,530l turned to Monica and said:

8600:05:06,693 --> 00:05:08,285And you knew about this?

8700:05:08,933 --> 00:05:11,049Which l thought was so brilliant. . .

8800:05:11,253 --> 00:05:14,723. . .because it turned it back onto herdoing the wrong thing again.

8900:05:14,893 --> 00:05:16,406Ross can do no wrong.

9000:05:16,613 --> 00:05:20,208Janice? Janice?

9100:05:20,413 --> 00:05:21,766Here.

9200:05:24,613 --> 00:05:29,289lt's the receipt.This is like a reunion in the hall!

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00:05:31,893 --> 00:05:35,602l play Janice on Friends. And l havebeen on since the first season. . .

9400:05:35,773 --> 00:05:40,403. . .as Chandler's on-again, off-again,fabulously annoying girlfriend.

9500:05:40,573 --> 00:05:43,690-Hey, Janice.-My God, l am so glad you called me.

9600:05:43,853 --> 00:05:47,209l had the most supremely awful day.

9700:05:47,413 --> 00:05:51,804When l first went to auditionfor the role, l looked at the material. . .

98

00:05:51,973 --> 00:05:54,646. . .and when she said,"l got you these socks. . .

9900:05:54,813 --> 00:05:58,044. . .moose and squirrel, squirreland moose, whichever you want" . . .

10000:05:58,213 --> 00:06:01,410. . .l'm not quite sure exactly whatthe line was, l just heard her say:

10100:06:01,613 --> 00:06:03,365You could wearBullwinkle and Bullwinkle. . .

10200:06:03,533 --> 00:06:06,331. . .or wear Rocky and Rocky,or you can mix and match.

10300:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,012

Moose and squirrel.

10400:06:08,213 --> 00:06:10,932ln the rehearsal of that first episode,there was a moment--

10500:06:11,093 --> 00:06:13,084The laugh was born


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in the rehearsal. . .

10600:06:13,253 --> 00:06:16,689. . .because there was a moment whereChandler is sort of knocking back. . .

10700:06:16,853 --> 00:06:22,405. . .89 espressos, because he's trying tobuild up the nerve to break up with me.

10800:06:22,573 --> 00:06:25,565And he's completely wired and insane. . .

10900:06:25,733 --> 00:06:31,091. . .and he goes and gets me someswimming pool full of coffee. . .

11000:06:31,253 --> 00:06:33,244. . .and hands it to me

in this big, big cup.11100:06:33,453 --> 00:06:38,766Before l was able to get it up to my lips,he asked me if l wanted another one.

11200:06:38,933 --> 00:06:41,652l'm gonna get another espresso.More latte?

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00:06:43,013 --> 00:06:47,086No, l'm still working on mine.

11400:06:47,293 --> 00:06:50,205And it was so funnythat l had to laugh.

11500:06:50,373 --> 00:06:53,570And because l had to laugh,Janice had to laugh in that moment. . .

11600:06:53,733 --> 00:06:55,849. . .and l just looked up at him and went:

11700:07:00,573 --> 00:07:05,931l think " Oh, my God" -- The " Oh, my God"was maybe born in that first episode.

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00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,811Looking back,l'm not altogether sure.

11900:07:07,973 --> 00:07:10,806But l know that we had that greatmoment where she was like. . .

12000:07:10,973 --> 00:07:13,328. . .completely farklemptand her tears were coming.

12100:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,530Stop it, stop it, stop it.

12200:07:15,733 --> 00:07:17,644That becamea signature thing for Janice. . .

123

00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:22,045. . .having to sort of fight backthe overwhelming emotion.

12400:07:22,213 --> 00:07:24,010What a crappy night!

12500:07:24,213 --> 00:07:28,172Though l've enjoyed the factthat your shirt's been sticking out. . .

12600:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,530. . .of your zipper since youcame back from the bathroom.

12700:07:32,733 --> 00:07:34,769lt's great to workin front of a live audience.

12800:07:34,933 --> 00:07:38,289l have the added boost of being

the surprise element, which is fantastic.

12900:07:38,613 --> 00:07:41,844You walked around all nightin the city by yourself?

13000:07:43,533 --> 00:07:44,886He hooked up!


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13100:07:46,293 --> 00:07:50,081The episode l did with Ross,where l spent the night with Ross. . .

13200:07:50,253 --> 00:07:52,972. . .there was all of this buildupabout who he had been with.

13300:07:53,133 --> 00:07:55,693The audience never suspectedthat it was gonna be me.

13400:07:55,893 --> 00:07:58,202Tell us about her!

13500:07:58,413 --> 00:08:00,005Ross, you left your scarf--

13600:08:00,533 --> 00:08:02,649And when l came outfrom behind that curtain. . .

13700:08:02,813 --> 00:08:04,724. . .the reaction went onfor five minutes.

13800:08:04,893 --> 00:08:09,330We just stood there and stood there

until some of us started to lose it.13900:08:09,493 --> 00:08:11,324l mean, l think l started to crack up.

14000:08:11,493 --> 00:08:14,724And l lifted the scarfthat l was returning to Ross. . .

14100:08:14,933 --> 00:08:19,245

. . .and l eventually put it up near myface, because it was quite something.

14200:08:19,413 --> 00:08:21,768Hey, you guys.

14300:08:23,413 --> 00:08:27,929People always want to hear me say,


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"Oh, my God.

14400:08:28,093 --> 00:08:33,042You love me, Chandler Bing.You just don't know you love me. "

14500:08:34,613 --> 00:08:36,922-Breathe.-Breathe.

14600:08:37,093 --> 00:08:38,526You're gonna kill me!

14700:08:38,813 --> 00:08:40,804And this is Funny Clown.

14800:08:41,013 --> 00:08:44,767lt's only for after his naps,not before, or he won't sleep.

14900:08:44,973 --> 00:08:46,725Susan's gonna be here any minute.

15000:08:46,893 --> 00:08:48,531lt's kind of an anniversary.

15100:08:49,093 --> 00:08:51,687l thought you guysgot married in January?

15200:08:51,893 --> 00:08:53,565A different kind of anniversary.

15300:08:58,893 --> 00:09:02,408Originally, l wasauditioning for Chandler. . .

15400:09:02,573 --> 00:09:07,124. . .and it worked out pretty well

for a while, because l had four nipples.

15500:09:07,293 --> 00:09:10,683And then we did the surgery and--No, no. And they botched it.

15600:09:10,853 --> 00:09:13,321So then they said,


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"Well, would you play the lesbian?"

15700:09:13,533 --> 00:09:17,287Let's say you and l give itanother shot.

15800:09:17,493 --> 00:09:21,088l know what you're gonna say.You're a lesbian.

15900:09:21,293 --> 00:09:23,682l never thought one wayor another about the lesbian.

16000:09:23,853 --> 00:09:27,892lt wasn't an issue for me,so l just thought it would be a fun part.

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How are your contractions?16200:09:29,493 --> 00:09:33,406l love them! Each one'slike a little party in my uterus!

16300:09:34,293 --> 00:09:37,330lt's great to be a part of a showwhere you can have so much fun.

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00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:41,008And to deliver a baby--That episode, for me. . .

16500:09:41,173 --> 00:09:46,372. . .was really one of themost emotional episodes for me. . .

16600:09:46,533 --> 00:09:48,046. . .to actually deliver the child.

16700:09:48,253 --> 00:09:49,732Here he comes.

16800:09:49,893 --> 00:09:52,930Let me see! l gotta see,l gotta see!

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00:09:56,653 --> 00:09:58,211A head.

17000:09:58,373 --> 00:10:02,082lt's huge!How are you doing this?

17100:10:02,253 --> 00:10:04,289You're not helping!

17200:10:04,493 --> 00:10:07,769One of my fondest memories,if l were to go back and look. . .

17300:10:07,933 --> 00:10:11,289. . .is my kiss with David Schwimmer. . .

17400:10:11,853 --> 00:10:15,971. . .because it says so much

about our relationship. . .17500:10:16,693 --> 00:10:20,208. . .and that there can beso much love between two people.

17600:10:20,413 --> 00:10:22,643l love you.

17700:10:25,773 --> 00:10:29,448

He was very sweaty whenhe was kissing me. lt was lovely.

17800:10:30,773 --> 00:10:33,685But so was l, so it's okay.lt worked out just fine.

17900:10:34,053 --> 00:10:36,362We're getting married.

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00:10:41,253 --> 00:10:45,007As in, " l now pronounce youwife and wife" married?

18100:10:45,213 --> 00:10:48,728Everyone wanted to tune in to seethe episode where we got married.

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00:10:48,893 --> 00:10:52,249And it was the highest-rated showup to that point.

18300:10:52,413 --> 00:10:55,371lt was very well received,and l think for the gay community. . .

18400:10:55,533 --> 00:10:57,728. . .it was huge to actuallybe able to see that.

18500:10:57,893 --> 00:11:01,408l wish that there had been more,and l wish that l hadn't worn that hat.

18600:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,007l hated that hat.

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00:11:05,453 --> 00:11:07,284-Thank you.-Any time.

18800:11:11,133 --> 00:11:13,442Ross.

18900:11:13,613 --> 00:11:16,764On the backside of it,l see that for many people it's been. . .

19000:11:17,253 --> 00:11:20,051. . .that wedge in the doorfor people to open themselves up. . .

19100:11:20,213 --> 00:11:24,365. . .to their truest selves, and to havea really positive role model on television.

19200:11:24,533 --> 00:11:27,445l mean, l certainly didn't

go out with that intention. . .

19300:11:27,613 --> 00:11:30,571. . .but it somehow, in a verylovely way, turned out to be that.

19400:11:30,733 --> 00:11:33,725And l'm really honored


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to be a part of that.

19500:11:33,933 --> 00:11:37,528To be given this kind of a womanto play, with such good writing. . .

19600:11:37,693 --> 00:11:42,050. . .and with such amazing actors,l'm just deeply grateful.

19700:11:42,253 --> 00:11:46,451They're so generous with their humorand their comedy. And it's constant.

19800:11:46,613 --> 00:11:50,083Off camera, on camera, in thedressing rooms, everywhere you go. . .

19900:11:50,253 --> 00:11:54,724

. . .they're always working on bringingthe best kind of comedy to the screen.

20000:11:54,933 --> 00:11:59,324For me it's been an incredible blessingto be a part of this family. . .

20100:11:59,493 --> 00:12:02,371. . .and to have this experienceof working so collaboratively. . .

20200:12:02,533 --> 00:12:05,843. . .with the creators of the showand with the cast.

20300:12:06,053 --> 00:12:11,411That's why l wore a sweater,because it's such a close-knit cast.

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