thought bakery

Some half baked, some well done but definitely lots of fun!

Mohit Chhabra 2007mohit@chhabra.co.in

When I was a boy, I was told anybody could become President. I am beginning to believe it.

Clarence Darrow

We can throw stones, complain about them, stumble on them, climb over them, or build with them.

William Arthur Ward

Focus on the journey, not the destination. Joy is found not in finishing an activity but

in doing it.

Greg Anderson

Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

William Safire

A suicide helpline is where they talk to you until you don’t feel like killing yourself. Exactly the

opposite of telemarketing.

Dana Snow

How much easier it is to be critical than be correct.

Benjamin Disraeli

Stay Hungry.Stay Foolish.

A year from now you may wish you had started today.

Karen Lamb

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do!

BF Skinner

The best way to teach people is by telling a story.

Kenneth Blanchard

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people

always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can

become great.

Mark Twain

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.

William Arthur Ward

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.

In practice there is.

Yogi Berra

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years and then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

The American people love Home Shopping Network because it is

commercial free.

Will Durst

Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire.

W. B. Yeats

You have a brain like Einstein's –dead since 1955.

Gene Perret

If I were your wife, I’d put poison in your coffee.

If I were your husband, I’d drink it.

Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill

The word duck is 75% obscene.

Lenny Bruce

Marge: You know, Homer, it is very easy to criticize.

Homer: Fun, too

My favourite machine in the gym is the

vending machine.

Caroline Rhea

The mark of a true MBA is that he is often wrong but seldom in doubt.

Robert Buzzell

David Bissonnette

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, “You'll drive me to my grave.” I had the car out in thirty seconds.

Common etiquette says not to talk about politics, sex, religion,

or money. But these are the only things interesting enough

to discuss!

Bumper Sticker

An Apple a day keeps Windows away

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Anon

Never judge a book by its movie.

JW Eagan

Four steps to achievement:Plan purposefully.Prepare prayerfully.Proceed positively.Pursue persistently.

William Arthur Ward

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Henry Youngman

The person who knows to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.

Russ Dudley

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

Jimmy Durante

Never spend your money before you have it.

Thomas Jefferson

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

The secret of teaching is to appear to have

known all your life what you learned this

afternoon...