Star Wars Nursery Rhymes by B.J. Martino No rights reserved. I’m sorry in advance.

Twinkle, twinkle, Alderaan How I wonder where you’ve gone. A million voices I heard cry, Now there’s nothing in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, Alderaan, How I wonder where you’ve gone.

Old gangster Jabba Took his pal Boba To fetch the Sarlacc a treat. But down at The Pit Luke’s plan was a hit, And so the Fett became meat.

This little Gamorrean guarded the sail barge.

This little Gamorrean stayed home.

This little Gamorrean had roast Fug.

This little Gamorrean had none.

And this little Gamorrean…

… cried “Wee, wee, wee!” and was eaten alive.

Little Han Solo Rode in the Hoth snow To save a young Jedi. He slit the beast’s tum, Stuffed Luke with aplomb, And said, “I thought they smelled bad outside!”

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Leia ‘n’ Luke, almost puked Down in the garbage compacter. Chewie fell, bother the smell, And Han came tumbling after.

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Fly, fly, fly your ship

Through the asteroids.

The odds are stacked against you, but

Don’t listen to the droids.

For want of a resistor the motherboard was lost. For want of a motherboard the computer was lost. For want of a computer the exhaust port shield was lost. For want of an exhaust port shield the Death Star was lost. For want of a Death Star the Empire was lost. And all for the want of a resistor.

Old Ackbar was a seasoned attacker. Who kind of got a bad rap. He called for retreat from his mobile seat, But at least recognized "It's a trap!"

The itsy bitsy Yoda raised up the fighter craft. "I don't believe it," said Luke, sounding daft. Up looked the Master, at this awkward male, And said with all sincerity, "That is why you fail."

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Written and Directed by

B.J. MARTINO

Starring (in order of appearance)

TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR

MOTHER HUBBARD

THIS LITTLE PIGGY

LITTLE JACK HORNER

ROCK-A-BYE BABY

JACK AND JILL

ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT

FOR WANT OF A NAIL

THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER

OLD KING COLE