DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE

NOBODYLIKESASSHOLES

4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.

4 People 1 Asshole

Hotdogs are way better than assholes.

BE A HOTDOG.

Remember: It’s not a contest.

IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEINGAN ASSHOLE

#1Asshole

Here are some things to avoid if you really

don’t want to be an asshole.

WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH

Totally means you’re an asshole.PITCHFORKING KITTIES

We covered this but just to be clear…

Your own business should keep you busy ‘til the cows come home.

KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.

Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.

DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOWSPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?

It’s quite likely that you are an asshole.

ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?

Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole.

YES.

YOU DON’THAVE TO BEAN ASSHOLE.

BE KIND.BE SWEET.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

or if my presentation offended youI’m really sorry, but…

IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS

ASSHOLE.YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN

And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you. Sometimes I can be

such an asshole.

THANKS FOR WATCHING