Don't Be An Asshole
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DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE
NOBODYLIKESASSHOLES
4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.
4 People 1 Asshole
Hotdogs are way better than assholes.
BE A HOTDOG.
Remember: It’s not a contest.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEINGAN ASSHOLE
#1Asshole
Here are some things to avoid if you really
don’t want to be an asshole.
WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH
Totally means you’re an asshole.PITCHFORKING KITTIES
We covered this but just to be clear…
Your own business should keep you busy ‘til the cows come home.
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.
Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.
DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOWSPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
It’s quite likely that you are an asshole.
ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole.
YES.
YOU DON’THAVE TO BEAN ASSHOLE.
BE KIND.BE SWEET.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
or if my presentation offended youI’m really sorry, but…
IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
ASSHOLE.YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you. Sometimes I can be
such an asshole.
THANKS FOR WATCHING