Don't Be An Asshole
Transcript of Don't Be An Asshole
DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE
NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES
4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.
Hotdogs are way better than assholes.
BE A HOTDOG.
Remember: It’s not a contest.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE
Here are some things to avoid if you really don’t want to be an asshole.
WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH
Totally means you’re an asshole. PITCHFORKING KITTIES
We covered this but just to be clear…
Your own business should keep you busy ‘til the cows come home.
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.
Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.
DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?
It’s quite likely that you are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?
Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole. YES.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE.
BE KIND. BE SWEET.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:
or if my presentation offended you I’m really sorry, but…
IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS
ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN
And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole.
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