Don't Be An Asshole

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DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES

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This started out as a test to just see what kind of presentation I could put together with stock images included with my PowerPoint program and my twisted sense of humor. It's meant to be tongue in cheek, but hey... it's not a bad idea. We should all try to be less Asshole-ish. Thanks for checking it out.

Transcript of Don't Be An Asshole

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DON’T BE AN ASSHOLE

NOBODY LIKES ASSHOLES

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4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.

4 People

1 Asshole

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Hotdogs are way better than assholes.

BE A HOTDOG.

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Remember: It’s not a contest.

IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING AN ASSHOLE

#1 Asshole

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Here are some things to avoid if you really don’t want to be an asshole.

WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH

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Totally means you’re an asshole. PITCHFORKING KITTIES

We covered this but just to be clear…

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Your own business should keep you busy ‘til the cows come home.

KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S BUSINESS.

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Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.

DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?

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It’s quite likely that you are an asshole. ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?

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Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole. YES.

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YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

BE KIND. BE SWEET.

THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

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or if my presentation offended you I’m really sorry, but…

IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS

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ASSHOLE. YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN

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And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you. Sometimes I can be such an asshole.

THANKS FOR WATCHING

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