TUESDAY EVENING,

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This Matter of Foolsa It has long beenSsaid there is no fool

lllke an old fool. But

la little observationshows us there Is nofool so foolish as the

young fool.The old fool, at

worst, has a limitedperiod of action,and the lives of oth-ers are not likely tobe so Involved as inthe career of theyounK fool.

Once upon a timethere were two foolswho met on commongrounds.

happiness on parth which mlKht notbe bought with money. She WM

young and chaste and beautiful, andshe sold her youth and virtue andbeauty to the man fool; and togetherthey set forth to people the world withmore fools.

The woman fool did not love theman fool; love had In no wise en-,

tered Into the bargain. She loved hiswealth, and she had believed, as foolsdo the world over, that money bringshappiness. But this particular foolpossessed a certain refinement of na-ture, which made her life as wife ofthe man fool, and mother of hla chil-dren, one long martyrdom.

And in order to escape the horrorof her situation, she began anotherfool career; she called in the aid ofdrugs to help her forget her misery.

And before she had reached mid-dle life she died, a drug victim. Notone hour of happiness had this beau-tiful fool experienced. There aremany such fools in the land.

There are asylums for the insaneand prisons and reformatories tilledwith fools who have believed thatmoney is the open door to happiness?money, no matter how obtained?-and with fools who imagine drugs ordrink will drown sorrow and restorepeace of mind.

There is no fool like a young fool.There is no greater menace to the

human race than a young fool whoworships the money idol.

One fool trofl a man witK arrestedmental development and an inflatedpurse. His brow and chin recededwhen he first faced life as if in terrorof an existence trust upon him bybadly mated parents.

Through the laws of the land,which permit mother earth to be helduntaxed by great monopolists until Itcan be sold for extorionate sums thefool was heir to a vast estate.

So as soon as he was out of thehands of despairing but well paidtutors, who had succeeded in teach-ing him a few parrot tricks of speechand behavior, the fool went forth tofind him a wife; and Destiny broughthim to his affinity?a girl with thefact of an angel, and the heart of afool; for she believed there was no

GOULD NOTSTAND ON FEET

Mrs. Baker So Weak ?CouldNot Do Her Work?Found

Relief In Novel Way.

Adrian, Mich. "Isuffered terriblywith female weakness and backache and

&ot 80 that I:| ;1 could hardly do my

work. When Iwashed my dishes I

WW had to sit down andwhen Iwould sweep

' 'M11! the floor Iwould get5' Is \ £k\ i' |so weak that Iwould5 if h» ve to get a drinkiip%v-every few minutes,' ' ' i V I before I did my

If / .MfH dusting Iwould have' '?

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to lie down. I gotso poorly that my folks thought Iwasgoing into consumption. One day Ifound a piece of paper blowing aroundthe yard and Ipicked itup and read it.It said 'Saved from the Grave,' andtold what Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegeta-ble Compound has done for women. Ishowed it to my husband and he said,' Why don't you try it?' So Idid, andafter I had taken two bottles I feltbetter and Isaid to my husband, 'Idon'tneed any more,' and he said 'You hadbetter take it a little longer anyway.'So I took it for three months and gotwell and strong." Mrs. ALONZO E.BAKER, 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich.

Not "Well Enough to Work.In these words is hidden the tragedy

of many a woman, housekeeper or wageearner who supports herself and is oftenhelping to support a family, on meagrewages. Whether in house, office, fac-tory, shop, store or kitchen, womanshould remember that there is one triedand true remedy for the ills to which allwomen are prone, and that is Lydia E.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. Itpromotes that vigor which makes workeasy. The Lydia E. Pinkham MedicineCo., Lynn, Mass.

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Spend Your Holidayon a Western Ranch

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Out in the ranch country of the

West, around Sheridan Wyoming, or in

the Big Horn Basin of Wyoming,

where Buffalo Bill founded the town

of Cody, the practice has grown for

the good ranch people there to provide

for summer boarders and I don't know

any more interesting and pleasurable

way of spending one's vacation with

the wife and children, than to go out

on one of those ranches, and ride andfish for trout, (great fishing out there)and eat good, plain, substantial food,and Bleep ?my! how one does sleepafter days spent exercising in thatwonderful mountain air. This "RanchVacation" is a novel Idea, but veryeasy to accomplish, for I can tell youall about what you can do and howto do it and what It will cost and whatyou can get and all about it. Justwrite and let me suggest a plan foryou to follow. Wm. Austin, GeneralAgent Passenger Depts., C. B. & Q.R. R. Co., 836 Chestnut St., Philadel-phia.?Advertisement.

Coal PricesAdvance July 1

Are your household expenses amatter of concern?do you econ-

omize in every possible way?This is the last month to

buy Kelley's Broken, Egg,Stove and Nut sizes at theyear's lowest prices?at a re-duction of 50c a load.Fill your bin now?before the

end of June? and cut down yourfuel bill.

Why not?

H. M. KELLEY & CO.1 N. Third St.?loth & State Sts.

mniERTAimM

RUDOLPH K. SPICERFuneral Director and Embalmer

US WilinlIt Bell PkM.

Try Telegraph Want Ads.

PEIUROSE SMILESAT PALMER'S IDEA

Says Issues Will Be Prosperity NoMatter What the Congressman

Asserts

"Protection and prosperity will bethe issue in Pennsylvania this Fall.Nothing that A. Mitchell Palmer,Democratic senatorial candidate, orWilliam Plinn, boss of the Progres-sive party in the State, may do to be-cloud the issue will confuse the voters.Mr. Palmer says the real issue isPenroseism. I will not only meet himon that issue, but any other that hemay bring before the voters. I ammaking my fight for re-election onthe tariff, a revision of which by theDemocratic party has upset businessconditions in our State and has de-prived honest workingmen of the em-ployment to which they are entitled.Any campaigning that Colonel Roose-velt may make against the Repub-lican party does not concern me."

I Senator Boies Penrose thus summedup the situation in the Keystone Statein speaking at Washington last night.He predicts an old-time majority inPennsylvania and says the Republicanticket will be elected from top to bot-tom. The complexion of the congres-sional delegation will be changed tothe extent that Republicans will atip-plant all of the six Progressive mem-bers. while at least, six of the twelveDemocratic districts will be reclaimed.

"Arevulsion toward the Republicanparty has set in in Pennsylvania," con-tinued Senator Penrose. "Not onlyhave those Republicans who left theparty in 1912 returned, but 100,000Democrats, mostly business and work-ing men, will support the Republicanticket in the Fall. The administration'stariff tinkering has disgusted a largeelement in the Democratic party andthe antagonism caused by the bossismdisplayed by Mr. Palmer and his asso-ciates has driven from the Democraticranks thousands of other voters whowill not accept the methods employedby Palmer.

"No more flagrant bossism than thatof the past six months has been ex-perienced in Pennsylvania in twentyyears. AVhile the distribution of pat-ronage has disgusted the rank and fileof Democrats, the manner In whichthe primary slate was jammed throughhas alienated thousands of other faith-ful Democrats. The ticket of Palmerand McCormlck was dictated from theWhite House. Not content with this, |Cabinet officers were permitted to gointo the State and take sides in thefight, to the disgust of honest Demo-crats who had hoped for a free andopen fight to determine the choice ofthe voters of their party.

"The high-handed method employedby Palmer and others in dictating aparty platform in secret has not helpedthe Democratic ticket. Instead of per-mitting the State committee, which issupposed to represent the party, toassist in the formation of a decla-ration of principles, the Democraticbosses prepared their platform in se-cret conference, referred it to a com-mittee of nine which did not reportto the full committee and jammed itdown the throats of the Democrats ofPennsylvania, who were in ignoranceof what the instrument reallv con-tained. The platform of the Repub-lican party will be framed to meet thowishes of the party after consultationwtih party leaders in all sections ofthe State.

"The people of Pennsylvania areconcerned in a return of prosperityand a Republican victory this Fallwill pave the way for such a conditionThe business men of the State are un-alterably opposed to any further legis-lation by Congress that tends to unset-tled business conditions, and if theadministration has any doubt as to thisthe result in November will clear awayany misgivings on that score."

Senator Penrose will be in Pitts-burgh on June 30 to address the con-vention of the National Sportsmen'sAssociation. This is the date of theProgressive party conference there.Although Colonel Roosevelt has beenadvertised to attend the conferenceand make an address, PennsylvaniaProgressives in Congress are withoutdefinite word that the Colonel willkeep his engagement. Up to this even-ing no word had been received fromPittsburgh relative to Roosevelt's visitand those members who are candi-dates for re-election privately admitthat without the Colonel the confer,ence will be a failure. RepresentativeVictor Murdock, of Kansas, Progres-sive party leader in the House, an-nounced to-day that he would not at-tend the conference. He had beencounted upon foro an address outlin-ing the principles upon which the

Beware of Ointments for CatarrhThat Contain Mercury

?s mercury will surely destroy tbo sense of smelland completely derange the whole system whenentering it through tne mucous surfaces. Sucharticles should never be used except on prescrip-tions from reputable physicians, as the damagether will do Is ten fold to the good you can pos-albly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure,manufactured by F. J. Cheney 6 Co., Toledo, 0.,contains no mercury, and is taken lnternslly,acting directly upon the blood and mucous sur*faces of the system. In buying Hall's CatarrhCure be aure you get the genuine. It is takenlnternslly and made in Toledo. Ohio, by F. J,Cheney &Co Teatlmonlals free.

Bold by Druggists. Price, 75c. per bottle.Take Hall's Family Pills foe constipation.

nation-wide fight would be conductedthis Fall.

Murdock and his Progressive asso-ciates are at variance over the ques-

tion of amalgamation with the Repub-lican party. The Kansan Is unalter-ably opposed to a reunion and says itwill never be brought about.

Complete ArrangementsFor Annual Picnic

Arrangements are completed for the

annual picnic of the Dauphin countyMasons to be held at Elizabethtownnext Thursday, June 25.

Members and their families of every

Masonic lodge in Dauphin county willbe represented at the outing. Theparty will leave the -Pennsylvania

Railroad station on a special train at9.45 o'clock In the morning. Viewingthe beautiful Masonic home and out-of-door sports will occupy the day.

Meals can be bought on the picnicgrounds.

BEAUTY AT THE COLONIAL

One of ti.e most beautiful acts thatwas ever presented to a vaudevilleaudience in Harrlsburg began a fullweek's engagement at the Colonialyesterday. This was La Oraciosa, theact beautiful, in which a young wom-[un of rare grace poses while envel-

oped In ever changing colored lightsthat throw all kinds of effects Imagin-able. One moment the picture Is thatof the seaside, with summer girls andhigh ocean waves, and the next mo-ment the audience is gazing on a win-ter scene In which the snow Is fallingand La Oraclosa is clad in winter garb.There are two other good acts andmovies on the bill with this one, andthese acts will change in midweek asusual.?Advertisement.

Bull Moosers ReportedSplit on G. 0. P. Merger

Special to The TelegraphWashington, D. C., June 23.?State-

ments made to-day by leaders of theProgressive party Indicate the proba-bility of a spilt in that organizationover the proposals that the Republi-cans and the third party jointly nomi-nate Theodore Roosevelt as theirPresidential candidate In 1916.

Such men as Representative VictorMurdock, of Kansas, Bull Moose lead-er in the House, are opposed to theplan-of a dual nomination. They fearsuch a nomination might lead to atotal eclipse of the third party. Onthe other hand there are Progres-sives who look with favor on a unionof the two parties In 1916 as a njeans[of defeating the Democratic nominee.

Storms Play Havocin Sections of Ohio

By Associated PressColumbus, Ohio, June 23.?Various

kinds of storms broke over CentralOhio yesterday, injuring a score otpersons and damaging thousands ofdollars' worth of property. Rain fellIn some sections, breaking a droughtwhich had threatened growing crops.In others the precipitation was accom-panied by terrific winds and lightning.In the western part of the state cropssuffered from a heavy hailstorm.

A tornado passed through Shelbycounty. In Quincy, a village of 500population, several buildings. Includinga church, were destroyed. The tor-nado was followed by a violent hall-storm.

Lightning set fire to two 300-barreloil tanks near Newark and a spec-tacular blaze resulted. Many farmbuildings, Ignited by lightning, alsowere reported burned.

AUSTRIA STARTED TROUBLERome, June 23. ?The recent revo-

lutionary movement by the unarchistsin Italy was started by Austria, ac-cording to a statement made by Dep-uty Vital who has been investigatingconditions In Romagna. The deputysays he found evidence of the presenceof Austrian agents and learned that anItalian vessel Intercepted wireless mes-

suges from these agents giving de-tailed reports of the dltsurbance toVienna.

HELD FOK THEFTHarry Uutter was committed to

jail by Alderman Murray last eveningcharged with the theft of a gold watchfrom Sterling B. Herman, 147 NorthFront street, Steelton.

Business Locals

WILL OUTWEAR TWO PAIRS

Of any four-dollar shoes. The toughcenter part of the hide, only, is usedin the making of James A. Bannistershoes for men. Highest grade work-manship. Made in all leathers. Highor low shoes. Stylish lasts for thecritical youth and solid comfort forthe more conservative. $6.60 to 17,at Jerauld's Shoe Company, 310 Mar-ket street.

ALWAYS FRESH AND BRIGHTCommon paint may fade and crum-

ble away, but the H. B. Davis paintsand have the quality of In-gredients that make them last andwithstand the sun, rain or cold.# Letus tell you the difference between so-called paints and the real H. B. Davisquality. Shaffer Sales Company, 80-88South Cameron street.

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Business L*ocals

BETTER AN EYE OUTThan always aching. In the days whenproverbs were coined this wisdom mayhave applied, but in this age of mod-ern science and accurate opticalequipment, there is no need to haveone hour's discomfort through imper-fect eyesight or ill-fitting glasses.Ralph L. Pratt, Eyesight Specialist.807 North Third street.

WILLING TO UK SHOWN

Js the "man from Missouri" and mostpeople are like him. But how "whallthey know what you have to showunless you tell them? The Multigraphfac-slmlle letters reaches them directand looks exactly like the originaltypewritten letter. Always gets anaudience. Phone the Weaver Type-writing Co., 26 North Third street.

STEAK TO CAKE 'A1

Everything for the table fromsteak to cake is to be found in abund-ance at this store. Our meat depart-ment has fresh cuts of the choicestmeatfi as well as the cured meats andpotted varieties. Staple and fancygroceries, baked goods and vegetables,as welt as the fruits in season. B. B.Drumm, 1801 North Sixth street.

JUNE 23. 1914.HARHISBURG rfijiftg TELEGRAPH 5