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o THE Teacher had asked

the class to write an essay

about an unusual event

that happened during the

past week.

Little Johnny got up to

read his. It began, ‘‘My

daddy fell in well last

week.’’

‘‘Good Lord!’’the

teacher exclaimed. ‘‘Is he

OK?’’

‘‘He must be,’’ said

Little Johnny. ‘‘He

stopped calling for help

yesterday.’’

o AN INEBRIATED man

and his drunken friend

were sitting at a bar.

‘‘Do you know what

time it is?’’ Asked the

drunk.

‘‘Sure,’’ said the man

‘‘Thanks,’’ said the

drunk.

o GOOFY Fred took a

friend driving on a narrow

mountain road.

After a while the friend

said, ‘‘I feel very scared

whenever you go around

one of those sharp

bends.’’

‘‘Then do what I do,’’

said Fred.

‘‘Close your eyes.’’

QUIZ1. A FELLMONGER deals in

what items?

2. HUGH Lofting created

which famous character?

3. A KINDLE is the name for

a group of what young

animals?

4. WHAT is the most

common symbol on flags of

the world?

5. WHICH country is

alphabetically last?

ANSWERS: 1. Animal skins; 2.

Doctor Dolittle; 3. Kittens; 4. Star; 5.

Zimbabwe

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