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o THE Teacher had asked
the class to write an essay
about an unusual event
that happened during the
past week.
Little Johnny got up to
read his. It began, ‘‘My
daddy fell in well last
week.’’
‘‘Good Lord!’’the
teacher exclaimed. ‘‘Is he
OK?’’
‘‘He must be,’’ said
Little Johnny. ‘‘He
stopped calling for help
yesterday.’’
o AN INEBRIATED man
and his drunken friend
were sitting at a bar.
‘‘Do you know what
time it is?’’ Asked the
drunk.
‘‘Sure,’’ said the man
‘‘Thanks,’’ said the
drunk.
o GOOFY Fred took a
friend driving on a narrow
mountain road.
After a while the friend
said, ‘‘I feel very scared
whenever you go around
one of those sharp
bends.’’
‘‘Then do what I do,’’
said Fred.
‘‘Close your eyes.’’
QUIZ1. A FELLMONGER deals in
what items?
2. HUGH Lofting created
which famous character?
3. A KINDLE is the name for
a group of what young
animals?
4. WHAT is the most
common symbol on flags of
the world?
5. WHICH country is
alphabetically last?
ANSWERS: 1. Animal skins; 2.
Doctor Dolittle; 3. Kittens; 4. Star; 5.
Zimbabwe
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