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www.ntnews.com.au Northern Territory News, Tuesday, December 1, 2009 — 29 PUB: NT NEWS DATE: 1-DEC-2009 PAGE: 29 COLOR: C M YK THE Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, ‘‘My daddy fell in well last week.’’ ‘‘Good Lord!’’the teacher exclaimed. ‘‘Is he OK?’’ ‘‘He must be,’’ said Little Johnny. ‘‘He stopped calling for help yesterday.’’ AN INEBRIATED man and his drunken friend were sitting at a bar. ‘‘Do you know what time it is?’’ Asked the drunk. ‘‘Sure,’’ said the man ‘‘Thanks,’’ said the drunk. GOOFY Fred took a friend driving on a narrow mountain road. After a while the friend said, ‘‘I feel very scared whenever you go around one of those sharp bends.’’ ‘‘Then do what I do,’’ said Fred. ‘‘Close your eyes.’’ QUIZ 1. A FELLMONGER deals in what items? 2. HUGH Lofting created which famous character? 3. A KINDLE is the name for a group of what young animals? 4. WHAT is the most common symbol on flags of the world? 5. WHICH country is alphabetically last? ANSWERS: 1. Animal skins; 2. Doctor Dolittle; 3. Kittens; 4. Star; 5. Zimbabwe MUDDY RIVER INSANITY STREAK SNAKE TALES SWAMP 171109

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o THE Teacher had asked

the class to write an essay

about an unusual event

that happened during the

past week.

Little Johnny got up to

read his. It began, ‘‘My

daddy fell in well last

week.’’

‘‘Good Lord!’’the

teacher exclaimed. ‘‘Is he

OK?’’

‘‘He must be,’’ said

Little Johnny. ‘‘He

stopped calling for help

yesterday.’’

o AN INEBRIATED man

and his drunken friend

were sitting at a bar.

‘‘Do you know what

time it is?’’ Asked the

drunk.

‘‘Sure,’’ said the man

‘‘Thanks,’’ said the

drunk.

o GOOFY Fred took a

friend driving on a narrow

mountain road.

After a while the friend

said, ‘‘I feel very scared

whenever you go around

one of those sharp

bends.’’

‘‘Then do what I do,’’

said Fred.

‘‘Close your eyes.’’

QUIZ1. A FELLMONGER deals in

what items?

2. HUGH Lofting created

which famous character?

3. A KINDLE is the name for

a group of what young

animals?

4. WHAT is the most

common symbol on flags of

the world?

5. WHICH country is

alphabetically last?

ANSWERS: 1. Animal skins; 2.

Doctor Dolittle; 3. Kittens; 4. Star; 5.

Zimbabwe

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