Libby,We know you’ll miss all of the fun things
you do at JWB
like…
1. Typing for Mr. Bill
Dot, dot, dot…
2. Filing
Help – they’reclosing in on me
already!
Look how skinny this file is!
3. Organizing the library
We’ll try to keep it tidy.
4. Retrieving annual reports
Where’s that JNJ Annual?
I knew exactly where it was on my desk!
5. Ordering lunch
Can I have a Caesar salad with chicken cut into bite size pieces, dressing on the side,
and chicken soup with a roll and two pads of
butter, and make sure it’s not too hot…
6. Finding the company files
CAL file?Hmmm, check over there on the floor
under the credenza.
7. Scanning
Can you scan this brokerage material from 1969-2006?
8. Enforcing file naming conventions
What’s a naming convention?
9. Rebooting computers
I think I’m frozen.
10. Running Bible macros
Your macro doesn’t work?
It must be pilot error.
You’re really gonna miss this one…
11. Birthday parties (especially the part where we all sing)
Hmmmmmmmm(played in discordant
tones)
12. Opening the mail (especially during
proxy season in the old days)
Goodbye Mr. Postman
Goodbye Ms. Messenger
Goodbye Mr. FedEx(HoohRah!)
Goodbye Mr. UPS
We’ll try to maintain without you.Enjoy your retirement!
We’ll still answer the phones politely.
You remember to keep in touch.
We’ll keep our desks organized.
You organize your fishing tackle.
We’ll try to stay well-nourished
You eat your veggies
We’ll keep the plants watered
You take time to smell the roses
We’ll try to stay wired
Don’t forget to email
We’ll keep publishing
You catch up on your reading
We’ll take out the garbage and clean
the urns
TRASH
You luxuriate in the everyday
We’ll keep researching
You explore and learn new things
We’ll “take care of ”the leftover cake
You start having pool parties
We’ll keep working hard
You live it up!
When all else fails, eat chocolate…
And take chances
John W. Bristol won’t be quite the same without you
Goodbye LibbyTake good care of
yourself!
The wind blew….
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