AcademyA Scientific Study
Newton's three laws of motion
An OT (Non KTP) at rest remains at rest &
An OT (KTP) in linear motion remains in motion
until and unless any external (Faculty) force is applied on it.
First law of motion—(Phase-I)
Newton's three laws of motion
Force applied on a body(OT) is directly
proportional to the rate of change of
momentum of the body(Faculty).
Second law of motion—(Phase-II)
Newton's three laws of motion
Every action has an equal and opposite inaction
Third law of motion—(Phase-III)
Theory Of Unnatural Selection
The only Evolutional theory applied on both. Struggle of existence will ensure the
survival of un-fittest.
Archimedes’ law
When an article of clothing is completely immersed in water, the tap
runs dry.
Charles’ Law
Under normal conditions of temperature and pressure,
equal areas of mess will have equal number of stupids.
Law of conservation of taste
The total sum of taste of all the food in the mess is a constant, and is
normally equal to zero; any increase in the taste of one item will be compensated by the reduction
in the taste of another.
Wien’s Displacement Law
In any given table in the mess, wherever an odious person leaves the
table, he will be replaced only by someone more obnoxious.
Quantum Theory
At any given lecture, the quantum of views expressed by the OT
is inversely proportional to his knowledge of the
subject
The space filled by OTs in OT Lounge is rarely used for recreational Time Pass, except some sound gossips on Current
Affairs
Theory of General Relativity
Theory of Special Relativity
E=mc² E- Educational Effectivitym- mass of OTsc- class of Faculty
Academy is relatively best place for horses, to be horses
and to be taught by horses
Heisenberg's Theory of Uncertainty
If an Observer tries to ascertain the quality in Academy,
The only certain thing he can determined is its monotony
Murphy’s law
If something can go wrongWill certainly go wrong with OT
Kirchhoff's law of thermal radiation
Any original thought expressed before Faculty,Generates enough heat to destroy the source.
Moore's law
The Pressure built upon the brain Doubles in every session,If its of OT, not of Faculty.
Ohm's law
The thought flows between a Lady and Gentleman OT
is directly Proportional to the comparative possibilities of getting the
Desired Cadre.
Occam's razor
If any approach comes to decision in academy,
Its always that, which is least based on evidence
And most on speculations.
Euclid's theorem
Numbers are important,Only if its your Roll Number
And you have tried to bunk the PT
Bernoulli's principle
Any Seat Arrangement of Lady OTs, creates High Air Pressure among all the
gentlemen OTs,Whether they are advantaged or
deprived.
Faraday's law of induction
In Any Closed Circuit of OTs,The Only Common thing is Gossiping, without any exception or exclusion.
Peters Principle
In the given hierarchy of faculty and equality of OTEveryone Tends to get the equal incompetency.
AK .K. Pathak Committee
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ConceptR.S.Gopalan
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