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Jay Kerner
Publisher/Philosopher
If you wait long enough, so they say, all
will be revealed.For instance, Ive been wondering for a
while now about my belly.
Its a popular lament. According to high
level research I conducted in various national
tabloids, it ranks only behind Big Foot and
Alien abduction in the public consciousness.
Paul Simon summed up the feelings of
many of us when he asked, Why am I soft in
the middle now, when the rest of my life is so
hard?
I mean theres no rhyme or reason to it. Sure, I dont exercise like I used
to and yeah, I know my eating habits could be better, but still there has to be
another factor, right? You can just feel the hand of outside forces at work.
So even though I fully intend to do a sit-up now and again, something
always seems to stop me.
Its been a frustrating mystery, but I nally have some answers.
It started making sense with the long awaited birth of my granddaughter
last fall and the way her tiny body nestled into my soft gooey center.
It was Mother Nature all along, preparing my body for grandparenthood!
Nobody bats an eye at the physical changes brought on by motherhood,
noooooo! But let a fellow of a certain age add a little girth in the midsectionand all of a sudden its a beer-gut or a
pot-belly. I ask you, is that fair? In other
cultures a prodigious stomach is a sign of
status, but particularly here in America, an
entire industry has developed, preying on
those uncomfortable with natures bounty.
Ab-busters, Ab-rollers, Eight Minute Abs
and every other time increment. Its an ab-
omination, I tell you! (Ha! I slay me!)
Once I gured it out, I started putting it
to work.
Feeding a baby in your lap? Where do
you rest the bottle? You guessed it!
Got a baby asleep on your shoulder?
Flat bellies have to support the whole 10-
20 pounds with just their arms. (How sad
for them!) Nature has blessed others of us
with a perfect eshy, infant perch, if you
will. And babies know just where to nd it.
My own granddaughters pudgy little knees
sure know the way to her cuddle spot. Shewriggles and squirms till shes perfectly
balanced on the belly. Its kind of like her
own personal beanbag chair. Or maybe one
of those inatable airline pillow things you
lie forward on to sleep.
Some fellas might cop an attitude, still clinging to some ancient physical
ideal they hold for themselves. They sweat and struggle against the relentless
march of time, trying to make their exterior package match the one frozen in
their minds.But not me. Im over it. I realize nally, that its Mother Natures plan for
me. My body is her work. Shes altered my shape to t my new responsibili-
ties. Im built for comfort, not for speed.
I gure Im not so unlike the male seahorse who suddenly develops a pouch
to nurture his brood. (Wouldnt that be cool! Id never lose my car keys again,
and Id always have a place for my cell phone, even when naked!)
But short of that, I guess Ill take what the old girl has in store for me. Ill
try not to let it get completely out of control, but I wont hide it either. No elas-
tic girdles for me. No electric muscle stimulators. No appetite suppressants as
sold on TV.
Just the natural article in all of its glory. Customized for one special cus-
tomer (and any successive ones).
So, while I wouldnt blame you, please dont be jealous of my belly. There
are plenty of bigger ones out there, (though thats not the only way to judge). I
like to think its about quality, not just quantity.
And by the way, thanks for not staring when you see it. My eyes are up
here, ladies.
MyMiddleAge
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I picked up a copy of your paper at my doc-
tors ofce in Excelsior Springs but won-
dered where else I could nd it. I dont gothere that often.
Ive been reading online since I saw the rst
one. I dont mind the digital version, but
still sort of enjoy holding the paper copy in
my hand. Sorry, but Im old-school. I dont
text or twit or any of that nonsense.
I work in Gladstone if you have any spots
that way.
Thanks,Marla Johnson
Dear Marla,
Were a little bit old-school ourselves.
We currently deliver to an area northof the river, encompassing Kearney,
Liberty, Gladstone, Parkville, Smith-
ville and Platte City.
Each month were adding new dis-
trubution points, and were putting
together a list which well have on the
website when its ready.
In the meantime, might we recommend
Designs by Exchange in Gladstone?Their ad is on the opposite page.
Thanks for reading,
Joe
Dear Joe,
Contact The Regular Joe
816-617-5850
[email protected]. Box 1304 St. Joseph, Mo. 64502
Read us online
www.theregularjoepaper.com
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Danny R. Phillips
Regular Joe Music Guy
Husker Du is not a band for every-one. Sure, they are punk rock but ifyour punk rock comes, packaged inthe form of Green Day or their ilk,then Husker Du are, in all likelihood,not for you. Minneapolis favorite
punks (or the label noise pop couldbe applied) believed in volume andspeed: volume that, legend has it,was so much that it physically hurt toattend their shows and speed, both inmusical acuity and the pharmaceutical
sense.I have been a fan of Husker Du formany years, thanks to my friend JayWakeeld. I spent years watchingmy thirst for music based knowledgewash away my misspent youth. Along with The Ramones, Nirvana and TheReplacements, the music of Grant Hart, Bob Mould and Greg Norton wouldchange how I perceived pop music forever; how I would approach melody andwhat constituted great lyrics, thanks to Hart and Mould, the Lennon/ McCartneyof punk rock.It was tough picking just one Husker album for this piece. I couldve gonewith Land Speed Record (the greatest and most tting album title in existence),
New Day Rising, Candy Apple Grey or Metal Circus. Any of these albums are
worthy of critique here but I have chosen possibly the bands most accessiblerecord, and well-rounded offering: Flip Your Wig.At the point of its release by punk label dejour SST in 1985, Husker Du hadalready signed a deal to jump to the major label Warner Music Group, a movethat would ultimately kill the band. Many fans consider Flip Your Wig to bethe bands greatest album. Featuring Makes No Sense At All, Divide andConquer, Pretty Hate Doll and the title track, Flip shows the incredible abil-ity of Mould and Hart to create such a thoroughly well-balanced record. This isan unbelievable feat, being a mere 12 months after the completion of the opusdouble album Zen Arcade, an album that I consider to be the greatest achieve-ment in hardcore.What makes Flip Your Wig an improvement over their previous records, soni-cally at least, is the fact that SST in-house producer and record butcher Spot isno longer in the mix. Gone is everything turned to 11, releasing records withouta proper mix or mastering. Flip had a real producer in Michael Wagener; fanscould now truly hear what made Bob Mould one of greatest guitarists of theemerging alternative rock movement. Gone is the wall of dirge, the pain induc-ing volume. We can hear the power of Harts drums and the nuance of Nortonswonderful bass work. Husker Du truly appears on Flip, showing rock fans whatlongtime listeners had known all along: Husker Du was and is one of the mostinuential bands ever.Put on Flip Your Wig (on vinyl preferably but Im a snob) and pick any of thetracks. Makes No Sense at All, Green Eyes, Divide and Conquer and tellme that Husker Du, with their musicianship and approach to songwriting, dont
belong in the list of major inuences to bands that would become the alterna-
tive music explosion of the late 80s/90s. Bands like The Meat Puppets, TheDescendents, The Count Five, Young Marble Giants, Scratch Acid, The Melvins,Black Flag, 13 Floor Elevators, The MC5, The Seeds and the like all had theirhands in the creation of what you hear on the radio today.If you are an alternative music fan, get up from your chair and look at your cdcollection/vinyl right now. Do you think My Bloody Valentine or Dinosaur Jr.,
with their wall of sound guitar waves would be here if Husker never recordedEverything Falls Apart? Would Nirvana be in your piles if Black Flag neverthought up My War or The Replacements had not stayed sober long enough
to get Let it Be on tape? Would you have Interpol or, god forbid, The Killerswithout Joy Division, Bauhaus or Siouxie and The Banshees? Perhaps but mostlikely, not.I see this has turned into less an album critique and more of a history lesson butthats ne, isnt it? History is good. It shows us what came before and what can
be again, for good or ill. Go check out Flip Your Wig or any of Husker Dusrecords for that matter and see that they are, in even a small way, one of thewriters of alternative rock history. You will not regret it.
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Lisa Erdman
The Take 2 Review Chick
In Divergent, set in a Dystopian Chicago of the future, teenagers
are given a choice to stay with what is familiar to them, or switch to a
completely different life, or faction to put it in futuristic terms. Once a
choice is made, there is no going back.
Tris, played by the talented Shailene Woodley, & her fellow daunt-
less newbies ght to survive a highly competitive initiation. They must
undergo extreme physical and intense psychological tests, transforming
them all.
Just like Hunger Games, Divergent is also based on a best-selling
young adult trilogy. I am sure writer Veronica Roth is pleased with the
outcome.Shailene Woodley plays one tough cookie.Kate Winslet does a re-
spectable job in her rst bad guy role of her career, playing Jeanine (an
answer to Hunger Games Gamemaker role, if you will...) Its also fun to
see Ashley Judd again. Playing Tris mother, she looks lovely as ever and
is just as bad ass as she was in Double Jeopardy some 15 years ago.
I promise fans of the book will not be disappointed when they nally
come face to face with the legendary Four, perfectly played by the hunky
Theo James.
He rocks in this role. It is quite easy to see why Tris is so easily
distracted by her would be trainer.
Its a great story that translates well onto the big screen. It really
makes you take stock of the person you want to become. If given the
choice, would you walk away from your life for a chance to start over
alone, knowing you could never go back?
Divergent will not disappoint, whether you have read the book or
not, it is a fun movie to watch.
But be warned if you are afraid of heights, be prepared for lots of
shut eye. Watching it in Imax was almost more than I could take!
Read more from Lisa at [email protected]
Divergent is Hunger Games Big Sister
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By Shannon Bond
What does 249 percent bicycle commute mode
share mean? It means that the Kansas City Bike
culture is growing like crazy. The city has incorpo-
rated bike-friendly planning into the metro area andvarious volunteer organizations have built tons of
singltrack, if dirt is your preferred avor. But, it can
be challenging to gure out whats what if you are
just tuning in. Rest assured, there is an underlying
current in the madness.
Kansa City Mayor Sylvester Sly James (via
K.C.s very own Bike Life magazine), shared the
249 percent statistic and informs us that it hap-
pened from 2000 to 2012. Apparently, we are sky
rocketing up the national charts as a bike-friendlytown. Earth Riders Bike Club, one of the major
players in the local mountain bike world, maintains
13 trail systems in the metro area with tons of new
singletrack planned. That gives K.C. mountain
bikers more than 100 miles of singetrack to dive
into. With miles of diverse terrain to choose from
(everything from great ow, technical rock gardens
and downhill) this makes for some of the best urban
singetrack in the country. Other groups include the
Trail Masons, who maintain the Wyandotte County
trail system and the Earth Riders Trail Association,which is separate but associated with the Earth Rid-
ers Bike Club.
These trails take a lot of work and a lot of co-
ordination with local land owners, government and
land managers. The days of the renegade mountain
biker are over, its an era of collaboration that ben-
ets everyone. On any given weekend in Smithville
Mo., Shawnee Mission Park, Kan., or Stocksdale
Park in Liberty, Mo., you will nd not only road cy-
clists and mountain bikers but a host of other fami-lies and hikers enjoying the fruits of those nameless
individuals donating thousands of hours of volunteer
time to make these public use areas possible.
With this much diversity in the K.C. metro
area for cyclists and outdoor enthusiasts, the bike
shops have to be mentioned as well. There are a
ton of shops to support all of your outdoor needs.
Of course, you have Cycle City and Epic Bike and
Sport in the Northland, but what about the rest? You
will nd a list of links to get you started below. This
list is not all-inclusive but it is a good starting pointto nd shops, volunteer groups, trails and paved
adventure. If youve been thinking about peddling,
now is the time and you dont even have to buy a
bike if youre downtown. Why not take advantage
of the new bike sharing stations before you buy?
According to Bike KC, there are 600 miles of on-
street bike facilities planned (200 miles are already
nished). Combine this with the more than 100
miles of existing singletrack (with 120 more in the
works) and you have an enormous bike adventureplayground. So jump in, sign up for a ride (like
ride the fountains, June 15) or visit a local shop to
get started.
Kansas City Bike Culture in the metrowww.kcmo.org/bikekchttp://www.kcmbc.org/
www.facebook.com/bikekc
www.twitter.com/bikekc
www.facebook.com/bikelifekc
www.twitter.com/bikelifekc
www.instagram.com/bikelifekc
www.kansascity.bcycle.com
http://localcycling.com/index.php/kansas-city (nd shops, events and local news)http://kscycling.org/ (Kansas Racing)
http://mobra.org/ (Missouri Racing)
http://ridethefountains.com/index.php
On the Trailwww.earthriders.org (support trail building and sustainability)
www.earthriders.com (nd the trails and rideor volunteer)
http://trailmasons.blogspot.com/ (Ride Wyandotte Lake!)https://www.facebook.com/groups/TrailMasons/
http://www.unitedindirt.com/ (Find the perfect mountain bike race!)
Kansas City is Known for BBQ and... Bike Culture?
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Brew Top Pub North
8614 N. BoardwalkAll Shows 10pm unless indicated
Fri 6/6 Stolen Winebegos 9:30
Fri 6/13 Wonder Fuzz
Sat 6/14 Hazard County
Fri 6/20 Money 4 Nothin 10p
Fri 6/27 Dolewite 9:30p
Sat 6/28 Dissapointments
9:30p
Fat Fish Blue
7260 NW 87th in Zona RosaFri 6/6 Kyle Sexton 8p
Sat 6/7 M80s 8p
Fri 6/13 Knock-Kneed Sally 8p
Sat 6/14 Old No. 5s 8p
Pats Pub
1315 Swift in NKC
Every Wed nite Open Jam
Sherlocks Underground
858 S 291 in Liberty
Every Wed at 8pm Oasis
The Hideout 6948 N.
OakEvery Thursday is Bike Nite with
Dave HayesBand, Levee Town, and
Blue 88
Open blues jam Sundays, 7 p.m.
Live Music Hi-Lites across the Northland
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Some cravings are natural such as
when we eat something salty, we just
naturally reach for a glass of water. Or
when its hot, its a no brainer to cravesomething cold and juicy like water-
melon to
rehydrate our bodies. In the winter,
we want something to keep us warm like
a hot bowl of soup or stew.
Other cravings might indicate cer-
tain nutritional deciencies. For exam-
ple, If you are craving chocolate,
you might be low in magnesium orif youre craving oily foods you could be
low in calcium. And its
more than okay to indulge these
cravings as long as you do so by eating
whole foods that contain these minerals.
But other cravings are unnatural,
even addictive, and the processed food
industry thrives on this fact. Last year
we spent $60 billion on processed snackfoods (think chips, bars, etc). Dont
kid yourself. Scientists involved in the
processed food industry have carefully
studied the combinations of sugar, fat
and articial ingredients that makes
their food addicitive, and that, of course,
translates to bigger prots for the food
manufacturers, not to mention bigger
waistlines for many of us. Shockingly,two-thirds of Americans are now classi-
ed as obese and sadly, Missouri ranks
as one of the fattest states.
According to Dr. Joseph Mercola,
who has one of the most popular and
well-respected natural health sites on the
internet, there are two keys to curbing
unnatural cravings: intermittent fasting
to train your body to burn fat, not sugar,as its main fuel, and eating whole, in-
stead of processed foods, particularly fats
and proteins, while minimizing carbo-
hydrates. Intermittent fasting doesnt
mean going
to the desert for 40 days, it just
means eating all of your meals andsnacks during about an eight-hour
window of time, giving your body the
rest of the day/night to burn up all the
glycogen (sugar) stored in your liver.
That, plus eating plenty of healthy fats
(avocadoes, nuts, coconut oil and but-
ter) along with healthy proteins and a
reasonable amount of carbohydrates
especially vegetables, can curb and evencure our cravings for processed snack
foods given time (about two months on
average). Joshua Rosenthal, founder of
the Institute for Integrative Nutrition,
calls this latter strategy, crowding out.
When we eat lots of healthy foods, there
will be little room left for the unhealthy
ones.
Summertime is a great time tostart doing this with all the wonderful
whole foods available
at Farmers Markets and
Community Sponsored
Agriculture(CSAs) like
the local Goode Food
Delivered
(See their ad on this
page for details). Justremember to steer clear of
all those fast food festival
wagons coming round the
bend. Eating those foods
will only add fuel to the
re of your cravings!
Yours for optimal
health,
James Fly, CertiedHealth Coach
Curbing Cravings
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Cassie Bond
I feel a little underqualied to write a restaurant review.
Im denitely not a foodie, my taste is typically far-from-adventurous, and aside from the occasional date night or
meal with a friend, I primarily dine out for convenience. But
keeping all of that in mind, the hubby and I recently had a
great dinner and I want to share our experience with others.
We recently found ourselves out running errands during
our normal dinner time, and decided to try a new restaurant.
We stumbled upon The Rusty Horse Tavern in Parkville
(conveniently located across the parking lot from our favor-
ite bicycle shop). We were a little uncertain about the atmo-
sphere and its kid-friendliness, since it had Tavern in the
name, so my husband popped inside to make sure it would
be appropriate for an 8-month old. Clearly it was, or this
would be a very short article!
As we hauled ourselves, our gear and a squirming baby
inside we were pleasantly surprised to nd that the staff had
a table ready and waiting, complete with a highchair. We
chose to sit in the main dining area, but both bar and outdoor
patio seating were available. The server had even provided
some crayons and paper for coloring. We havent quite
reached the crayon stage yet, but I appreciated the gesture.
The room we sat in was spacious and well l it, with seating through-
out. A basketball game was muted on the big screen television, and music
played in the background. It was a great atmosphere for adults who want to
eat out with young childrennot so quiet or stuffy that youd feel terrible if
your kid started to fuss, but still rened enough that you could enjoy a nice
adult meal. We didnt partake, but the restaurant was offering some great
happy hour drink specials and had a wide selection of craft beers as well.
At this stage in our lives, I appreciate restaurants where you feel equally at
ease with or without children, and this really t that bill.
Our server
was extremely
friendly, and struck
the right balance
of attentive-but-
not-overbearing.
While we never felt
rushed, our order
was taken prompt-
ly, the food came
out quickly, and we
didnt have to waitfor our check.
We ordered
the jumbo sweet
pretzel with queso and honey mustard dipping sauces as an appetizer. This
pretzel was not what we expected. It was the perfect balance of crusty onthe outside and a warm doughy middle. After pausing to appreciate the
innovative approach, the sweet, salty, buttery taste overwhelmed us. We
devoured it in minutes.
The menu consisted primarily of standard American tavern fare. Lots
of sandwiches, burgers and salads, with some seafood and a few more
unique items mixed in. For our entrees, we ordered two different chicken
sandwiches and shared them. He ordered the chicken caprese sandwich, and
I ordered the chicken avocado sandwich (like I said, Im not terribly ad-
venturous). We ordered fries with one sandwich and the restaurants special
garlic wafe fries with the other. Everything was tasty and came out justas described, and the portion sizes were what you would expect. Between
the two of us we managed to eat it all, but we were pretty full when we left.
Our bill for an appetizer, two entrees and drinks came to about $35 with tip,
which is fairly average for one of our sit-down dinners.
If you nd yourself in the Parkville area (with or without the kids) and
are looking for a new food and drink spot, I really recommend checking out
The Rusty Horse Tavern. You can nd them at 6325 Lewis St., or online at:
https://www.facebook.com/RustyHorseTavern
If you have a favorite restaurant you think we should check out, espe-
cially one thats locally owned and operated, please let us know. Better yet,write up a review to share! We can be reached at: email@theregularjoepa-
per.com or https://www.facebook.com/TheRegularJoePaper.
Drive Your Herd to the Rusty Horse Tavern
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Jay Kerner
Publisher/Outdoorsman
Wherever there is a
body of water, from the
smallest of ponds to the
largest of oceans, the crea-
tures of the land use their
skills and abilities to lure
the bounty below for their sustenance. Other times,
simply for their own amusement.
From the caveman with a sharpened stick, all
the way to the modern dude in $200 waders and a
y rod that cost more than a decent used automobile,
they endeavor to bring sh to shore.
I myself, have always enjoyed the restorativequality of sitting near water. On occasion Ive even
used an un-baited rod as a bit of subterfuge. (A vis-
ible pole makes you a sherman. Without it, youre
just another bum by the lake.)
Just last week, the Queen had me out on the
walking trail that meanders past our citys most
popular shing spot. She was eyeballing the steep
incline rising past it to the east. I was eyeballing the
bench, conveniently located in a welcoming patch of
shade on the north bank.
We quickly negotiated one of the endless com-
promises that have kept us together into our fourth
decade. She would conquer the hill, while I rested my
traitorous left knee on the bench in the shade. She
set out for her modest climb. I stretched myself out,
approximating as best as I could, the position of the
aptly named Lazy Boy recliner.
I didnt close my eyes completely. I sometimes
like to leave them open just a slit, and peer at the
world through a thin curtain of eyelashes, changing
the scene before me from one of sharp lines and edg-
es, to one slightly more impressionistic.
With my visible world just the slightest bit out-
of-focus, I sometimes notice things I wouldnt other-
wise. This time I noticed the bobbers.
The massive tree I sat beneath wasnt just pro-
tecting my bench and the bank around it. It was also
shading a large area of the pond at my feet.
Cold blooded sh move about their watery envi-
rons seeking temperatures to their liking. Fishermen
do the same, around its edges. As this side of the
planet warms from spring to summer, sh and sher-men alike are drawn to the shade. This particular tree
seems to be the ideal intersection of both species on
this particular pond.
The concept of Mother Nature is comforting to
me. I like the idea of an all-seeing, all-knowing ref-
eree if you will. Passing out the instincts and special-
ized senses to maintain a balance of sorts between the
various prey and their well, preyers. Our human
species of course, is never one to accept this balance
as a matter of course. Man will use every trick, every
concoction, and every late night TV contraption, to
tip the scales in their favor. (Like that? Scales, get
it?)
Mother nature is more subtle. She grows a beau-
tiful tree to cool both the sh and the sherman. But
when things get just a little too one sided, she takes
one majestic branch and bends it away from its natu-
ral path towards the sun, and back towards the water.
Right smack dab at the crest of where your perfect
cast would go, as you attempt to land your baited of-
fering in the sweet spot in the water where the sun
meets the shade.
Cruel B****!
Sorry, but I bet the old girl has heard plenty
worse from this very spot. Without getting up for a
closer look, I count 13 separate bobbers dangling like
Christmas ornaments from the rogue branch and its
offshoots.
Most are the traditional red and white in a vari-
ety of sizes, but there are a couple of day-glow jobs
mixed in. You would have thought the rst half dozen
or so would have been a visible enough hazard warn-ing, but apparently not.
I can just hear a couple of buddies on the bank.
Hey Darryl, look at all the dummies who cant cast
worth a zzzzzzzzzz snag. dangle crap!
Wheres the tackle box?
Ive never really thought about it, but I bet
theres a bobber tree on just about every pond, lake,
stream, or what have you. A place, where the balance
of nature sort of levels out a little.
Hmmm, I wonder if theyre related to the tree
that keeps eating Charlie Browns kites?
The Bobber Tree
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in St. Joseph in St. Joseph
Becky Carleton
I usually like funny, fast-paced reads only
if theyre poking fun at our society or have some
deeper cultural undertones. But occasionally even
I get sick of dwelling in lifes neurotic muck and
want something to read thats light-hearted and
escapist, but still realistic enough that my eyeballs
dont get strained from rolling too far back into my
head.
My mom has been on my case to read Lisa
Scottolines legal thrillers, but Im allergic to adren-
aline, or at least anything with the word thriller in
it. Then one day my mom emailed me the link to
Scottolines Chick Wit column http://scottoline.
com/Site/Column/ from the The Philadelphia In-
quirer. Perhaps I was having an off day, but it made
me laugh and inspired me to check out Scottolines
nonction essay compilation, My Nest Isnt Empty,
It Just Has More Closet Space: The Amazing Ad-
ventures of an Ordinary Woman.
Scottoline and her nest-own daughter Fran-
cesca Serritella take turns writing short essaysabout living alone without being lonely. Scottoline,
twice-divorced, surrounds herself on the couch in
front of the big screen TV with her pack of ve dogs, two cats and a laptop.
Serritella has recently moved into her rst post-college apartment in New York
City, which worries her mother to our amusement:
I thought I said, I am going to see my cousinsnew apartment. but in Mom-speak that translates to:
I am going to meet certain death in the New York
City subway tunnels that are soon to be my tomb.
Octogenarian curmudgeon Mother Mary is a
recurring character who is quite a character, as well
as Scottolines gay brother who puts their mother up
in his house in south Florida and somehow man-
ages to put up with her. Serritella writes lovingly
and humorously about trying to get her grandmother
to divulge a secret family recipe and is amused to
discover it manages to include no fresh ingredients.
Mother Mary goes on a book tour with Scottoline
and steals the show like a 411 grey haired rock
star. Fans ock to Scottolines appearances probably
for the same reason even a Debbie Downer like me
enjoyed this book. Its easy to feel at home among
these kooky people who open the door to their daily
lives for us to enter and settle down to a good laugh.
This review was originally posted on the
Johnson County Library Staff Picks blog here:http://blogs.jocolibrary.org/staffpicks/06/2011/car-
letonb/5855/
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