Your.Daily.Fix Monday, March 12th...
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...Your.Daily.Fix... Monday, March 12th 2018Published daily Mon thru Fri
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Liz Spetz (306) 297-8804 [email protected]
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Ashley is now licensed to sell
Residential, Commercial
and Farm Real Estate!
Cong
ratulations Ashley Maddess!
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gov.ca - The Government of Saskatchewan recently approved a new recycling program for agricultural grain bags. The program, set to launch in March 2018, provides a responsible option for producers to return these large, heavy bags for recy-cling and to prevent environ-mental harm from open burning or improper dispos-al.
The recycling program will be operated by Cleanfarms, a non-profit environmental stewardship organization, and regulated by The Agricultural Packaging
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2018Citizen of the YearNominationsDo you know someone who
makes a real difference in our community?
Nominate that special person for Shaunavon’s 2018 Citizen of the Year!Nomination forms and guidelines are available at the Town of Shaunavon Office, Grand Coteau
Centre or online at www.shaunavon.com
Nomination deadline is Friday, March 23rdProudly sponsored by the
Shaunavon Chamber of Commerce
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Product Waste Stewardship Regulations, which came into effect in July 2016.
“ T h i s m a k e s Saskatchewan the first province in Canada with a regulated agricultural plas-tics recycling program,” Environment Minister Dustin Duncan said. “I’m pleased that our province is a leader in agricultural plastics recycling, and that our producers and sellers will have a program for grain bags to be responsi-bly recycled to protect our environment.”
With the assistance of funding from the Ministry of Agriculture, Cleanfarms will establish 20 grain bag collection sites in 2018, with more sites planned for 2019.
“We know that Saskatchewan farmers want to do the right thing for their land and commu-nities,” Cleanfarms General Manager Barry Friesen said. “Our team is looking forward to being part of this new work and to help farmers be even more sus-
tainable.”“Saskatchewan producers
are responsible stewards of their land,” Agricultural Producers Association of Saskatchewan President Todd Lewis said. “They care deeply about sustain-ability, and are aware of how their actions today could affect future genera-tions. Our members will be pleased to see the launch of this program.”
The Ministry of Agriculture funded a grain bag recy-cling pilot program from 2011 to 2017, operated by Simply Agriculture Solutions. Through the program, 4,209 metric tonnes of material was shipped to recyclers – equivalent to approximate-ly 28,000 grain bags.
The new program will include an environmental handling fee of $0.25 per kilogram, which will be paid at the point of pur-chase effective November 1, 2018.
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Shaunavon Silver Blades presents: On Ice
Shaunavon Silver Blades Year End Carnival
“Hotel Transylvania”Sunday, March 19th
2pm - CPWC
*Admisison by Donation * Raffle tables * 50/50 * Awards presentations
Take in some great skating as our local skaters show off their
skills and have some fun!
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Employment OpportunityShaunavon Tire & Alignment
is looking for a
Full Time Tire Technician Competitive wages and excellent benefits
Drop off your resume to the
front desk, 414 3rd Ave. W.,
Shaunavon.
or email: [email protected]
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Have a great summer and we look forward to seeing everyone in the fall!
Congratulations to this year’s winners in our “Trip of the Week” Fundraiser:
• Shuswap Houseboat - Suzanne Stearns• Maritimes - Brian Fritz
• Las Vegas - Tyson Mignault • San Diego - Bob Hansen
• New York City - Ken Shaw• Phoenix - Richard & Cindy Whyte
• Los Angeles - Don McMillan• Toronto Blue Jays - Jacqueline Sutter
• Honolulu - Gordon BrownThanks to everyone who purchased tickets!
Shaunavon Curling Club
• Men’s Night Sponsors:- A&B Auto - Ian Morstad
- Credential Services - Terry Shields• Mixed League Sponsor - Pioneer Co-op
• Kent Elmgren - Ice Technician• Debbie Aadland & Staff - Concession
• Patsy Bailey & Staff - Greenslade Lounge• Wendy Thienes - Junior Curling Instructor
• Other Volunteers: All those who helped with ourJunior Curling Program!
ALL OUR MEMBERS who made it a FUN year!
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. Your.Daily.Crossword.Puzzle . Monday,March 12th
Your Local Weather
Forecast:
todayLow -11 / High -3
SunnytueSday
Low -6 / High -3Mainly Sunny
wedneSdayLow -5 / High +1
SunnytHurSday
Low -4 / High +1 Mainly Sunny
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AcRoSS1. __ sports fan (Enthusiastic team supporter)5. Boo-hoos9. Windshield implement14. ‘Noon’ in Sherbrooke15. Afghanistan’s __ Bora16. Funny lady cheri17. online journal18. Reddish-brown19. courtier in Shakespeare’s Hamlet20. chicago’s state, for short21. They held a Bed-In for Peace at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel, in Montreal in 1969: 3 wds.23. curtain decoration25. Podium26. Grissol’s crunchy product, __ Toast28. Spiral-horned antelopes33. Drink water as Fido: 2 wds.36. Vivienne’s ‘friend’38. Little fields creature39. Desert-style weather40. Literary IDs41. Way off42. Jewellery store purchase43. Mr. connery44. Extreme45. Declare as true47. Sixth, in Italy49. Unluckily51. Division of play at a Blue Jays game55. canadian singer/songwriter carly Rae Jepsen’s mega hit: 3 wds.60. Buck’s partner61. outlying residential†area62. occasion to blow out the candles, in brief63. Possessive female pronoun64. British actor Mr. Williamson who played Merlin in “Excalibur” (1981)65. Dangle/droop66. Brewery kiln67. coeur d’__, Idaho68. ‘70s Spanish hit: “__ Tu”69. Hilarity
DoWN1. Scope2. European-style of country home3. Ryan, Kalan and Melissa = cana-
dian __4. Like, Woodstock-style5. Pleasant walk6. “Fantaaastic!”7. olympic gold medallist Tessa Vir-tue for skincare line NIVEA canada, as recently announced: 2 wds.8. capital city of Yemen9. Forest’s characteristic10. Teensy11. But, in Spain12. Larry’s co-star on “cHiPs”13. Puerto __21. Vehicle on the rough terrain22. Dressed to the __ (Fashionably decked out)24. Eye makeup fix-up27. Pedestal29. __ Peninsula, in Newfoundland30. Artist’s high-up studio31. Winged32. Repeated follower of ‘Que’ in Doris Day’s tune33. Ms. Flynn Boyle34. Tycoon Mr. onassis, et al.35. Brooches37. Lodging in ye olden days40. Basketry fibre44. Alternative magazine, __ Reader46. “__ on” by Led Zeppelin48. Prophetesses of ancient myth50. Saunter52. “An __ Husband” (1999)53. Scandinavian54. Beau __ (Gracious action)55. Pro wrestler John56. Botanical leaf-to-stem angle57. clare Boothe __ (Playwright of The Women)58. Dianetics guru, _. __ Hubbard59. Ivy League university63. Don’t share a bit
..Your.Daily.Horoscope..
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YOUR INDIVIDUAL HOROSCOPE
FOR RELEASE SUNDAY, MARCH 11, 2018
BY FRANCIS DRAKE
What kind of day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars say, read the fore-cast given for your birth sign.
For Monday, March 12, 2018ARIES(March 21 to April 19)Be courteous when dealing with par-
ents, bosses and the police. Somethingunexpected will occur. (It’s best if youdo as little as possible.)
TAURUS(April 20 to May 20)Travel plans will change today,
because many things are unpredictable.However, it’s a poor day to make bigdecisions. Therefore, postpone as muchas possible until tomorrow.
GEMINI(May 21 to June 20)Double-check details with banking
and shared finances, because somethingunexpected might affect things. If so,don’t jump at making a change. Thinkabout things. Wait until tomorrow.
CANCER(June 21 to July 22)A friend or partner might surprise you
today. Be ready for this. Don’t overreact;just listen to what is said. Make your bigdecisions tomorrow.
LEO(July 23 to Aug. 22)Something will interrupt your work
routine. It might be a power outage, acomputer crash, staff shortages or a firedrill. If important decisions need to bemade, wait until tomorrow.
VIRGO(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)Love at first sight might happen for
some. Or you might get a surprise invi-tation to a fun event. Meanwhile, keepan eye on your kids, because this is anaccident-prone day for them.
LIBRA(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)Your home routine will be interrupted.
Small appliances might break down, orminor breakages could occur. Surprise
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company might drop by. (Get dressed.)SCORPIO(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)This is an accident-prone day for you,
so pay attention to everything you sayand do. However, you also will dream upsome clever ideas!
SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)Keep an eye on your money and pos-
sessions today, because you might findor lose money. Something you owncould be lost, stolen or harmed. Be alert.
CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)This is a restless day! You’re trying to
get a lot done, but somehow circum-stances seem to block you. Take it easy.Postpone what you can until tomorrow,which is a lovely day.
AQUARIUS(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)Something is percolating behind the
scenes. Although you might not have allthe details, you know that something’sup. Tomorrow you might learn what.
PISCES(Feb. 19 to March 20)A friend, probably a female acquain-
tance, might surprise you today. Or pos-sibly, you will meet someone new who isreally different. It’s not a boring day.
YOU BORN TODAY You like to getalong. You basically are gentle and easy-going. You also are talented and creative.This year is a power year! Big decisionsand major achievements. Think success,power and money! It’s time to reap thebenefits of the past decade. Expect toattain aspects of power and leadership inall your relationships with others.Activity is key.
Birthdate of: Richard Harrington,actor; Liza Minnelli, actress/singer;Courtney B. Vance, actor.
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Mon to Fri 8am - 6pm / Sat 8am - 5pm
WINTER HOURS: CLOSED Sundays
C-Store306-297-2664
Open 7 Days a Week6am - 10pm
Cardlock Open 24/7
Food Store306-297-2681
Mon to Fri 8am - 7pmOPEN til 8pm on Wed!
Sat 8am - 6pmSun 12 noon - 5pm
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Liquor Store306-297-2664
Located at C-Store on Hwy #37Open 7 Days a Week 8am-10pm
Pioneer Co-op HOME & AGRO - Shaunavon
Rahul is Back!Feel free to contact him for:
• pre-seed burn off • Seed treatment• All your agronomic questions
CONGRATULATIONS to Rahul on being named the Certified Crop Advisor (CCA) of the Year at the
CCA Soils & Crops Conference in Saskatoon!
comiNG eveNtsSt Patrick’s Day Tea - Thursday, March 15th 2:00pm - 3:30pm at the Shaunavon Senior’s Hall. Prizes, 50/50 draw, Pot of Gold, Music! Everyone Welcome. 41304893/9-15MRc
Annual General Meeting for Shaunavon Children’s Learning Center will be held March 21st at 6:00pm at the Shauanvon Children’s Learning Center. 41305901/8-21MRc
Rock Solid Refuge is presenting a Shaunavon Banquet & Fundraiser on Wednesday, March 21st at The Bridge located at 199 - 3rd Ave W in Shaunavon. Doors open at 5:30, Dinner (catered by Harvest Eatery) at 6:20, Tickets are $100 each, to purchase call 306-297-3663. 41304874/7-21MRp
The Helping Hands will hold their annual rummage sale on Wednesday, March 28th from 10am - 7pm and Thursday March 29th from 10am - 12noon. Please, no rummage before Monday, March 26th. 41305892/12-28MRc
HelP waNtedLive in caregiver preferred for very rural elderly lady. $11/hour. Phone 306-618-9001. 41305686/6-17MRp
services Grooming, Boarding and Dog Obedience. Call Jamie 306-294-7604. 41305903/1-29MRp
John’s Second Hand Store will be OPEN Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays from 10am - 5pm. 306-297-4101. 41304849/1-29MRp
JC’s Cakes & Catering. Need professional Catering or Fresh Baking? Check out our Facebook page or call us at (306)294-7457, or (306)294-7344. 41305906/1MR-2APp
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“Your Daily Fix” and the “Shaunavon Standard” for a 10% discount! • Cut off for advertising is
noon the previous day & noon Friday for Monday’s issue
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.. Your.Community.Calendar ..Monday, March 12th• “Stars on Ice” Road Show - cPWc 7pm • Streambank Golf course AGM @ 7pmSaturday, March 17th• Midget Badgers Provincial South Final vs. carnduff - cPWc @ 8pmSunday, March 18th• Shaunavon Silver Blades Year End carnival cPWc @ 2pmtueSday, March 20th• Shaunavon Arts council presents: Sweet Alibi - 7:30pm centre Street United churchWedneSday, March 21St• Rock Solid Refuge - Shaunavon Banquet & Auction Fundraiser • children’s Learning center AGM @ 6pmMarch 28 & 29th• Helping Hands Rummage Sale
• Legion Old Time Dance - Every Thursday at 8:00pm. Everyone Welcome• The Shaunavon Library Kids’ Korner program. Every Friday at 11:00a.m. at the library. Kids ages 0-5 years are welcome to attend with an adult.• AA & Al-Anon - Fridays @ 7pm Centre St United Church basement• Games Tuesdays! - Tuesdays @1pm Shaunavon Library. Everyone Welcome.• Legion Regular Monthly meeting 2nd Monday of each month @ 7:30 p.m For info call Brenda at 306-294-7756• Hospital Auxiliary Meetings 3rd Tuesday of the Month. 1:30pm Seniors Hall. New members welcome!• Senior’s Centre Activities: Cribbage Wednesdays @ 1pm; Snooker & Pool daily. More players welcome!• Seniors Regular Monthly Meetings held 2nd Tues. of every month 3:30pm followed by a potluck supper.• Retired Hospital Staff meet the 3rd Monday of every month at JB’s Gallery at 10am.• Duplicate Bridge Mondays at 1:30 p.m. and Thursdays at 7:00 p.m. at the Seniors Centre.
• Courtesy Van - 306-297-7989 Shaunavon Van for the Disabled 306-297-7902
587-434-5547 Located in Shaunavon
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ComplyWorks Training ADP General Computer Assistance
Office Applications - Work, Excel, PowerPoint
Harmony Steele – 587-434-5547 Located in Shaunavon
SECOR Safety Manuals ComplyWorks • SECOR Safety Manuals • ComplyWorks
• ComplyWorks Training • Website Design• ADP • General Computer Assistance
HS solutions
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Shaunavon Elks Turkey ShootSaturday, March 24
Elks Hall from 1pm - 5pmTo get your name on a plate to WIN A TURKEY
visit Loren’s Machine Shop, Iron Pony Repair, or the Canalta Hotel.
1 pie shape on a plate for $3 or 2 pies for $5 Target Competition $3 • Show Down Poker $3
Contact Kyle 306-294-7780 for more info
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Tech Support: ‘How much free space do you have on
your hard drive?’Customer: ‘Well, my wife
likes to get up there on that Internet, and she
downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?’
Shaunavon animal clinicHwy 37 South, Shaunavon
Dr. Ken Cadieux
• Large & Small Animal Practice
• Prescription Pet Food Available306-297-3455
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Shaunavon Pizza
Monday - Saturday11am - 9pm
Last call for ordering is 8:30pm
• Paninis• Wraps
• Mexican
• Pasta• Subs
• Burgers• Homemade Soups
#5 - 910 3rd Ave. W. Bennett Plaza, Shaunavon
306-297-1302
We Cater!Open: 6am - 10pm
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• Heavy Truck Service •• Parts • Safeties •
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Oilfield Supply306-297-3722
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COMMODITIESBrent Crude Oil 63.61 / BBL -1.15%
Light Crude Oil 60.12 / BBL -1.71%
Natural Gas 2.78 / MMBtu 0.00%
Unleaded Gasoline 1.87 / gal -2.14%
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*NEW* 50 ft Genie Lift • Steamers • Boilers • Vac Trucks
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Charlie’s Lunch in Eastend
OPEN 5am - 8pm TUES-SAT
LAUNDROMAT - Drop Off Service Avail.
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Walter’s Appliance Repair• Specializing in repairs & installations
of most makes of appliances.• We can order all parts & water filters
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www.yourdailyfix.meNOTICE TO RESIDENTS - TOWN OF SHAUNAVON
SNOW REMOVAL When snow removal is planned the ‘tow vehicle’ signs will be placed on the streets and avenues to be cleaned that night. Vehicle owners are reminded that their vehicles will be towed if not removed and they will be responsible for the towing and any other fees. Motorists are reminded to pay careful attention when snow removal equipment is operating. Vehicles entering into the work area are doing so at their own risk Property owners/occupants are reminded that you are responsible for keeping the sidewalks adjacent to your property free and clear of ice and snow. Snow from any driveways, parking lots and residential sidewalks should not be placed out onto the street or into the lane. Town Bylaw requires that sidewalks be cleared within 24 hours from receiving a snow fall. Vehicles (including trailers) not being moved on a regular basis should not be left parked on the street. Owners can be fined and vehicles impounded. Unregistered vehicles are not to be parked on any street. Vehicles greater than 25’ in length or with a manufacturer’s rated capacity in excess of 5,500 kg shall not be parked on any residential street. SNOWMOBILES Snowmobiles can only be operated in Town limits for the purpose of a direct route to and from the boundaries of the Town. SNOWMOBILES ARE NOT PERMITTED ON CERTAIN PORTIONS OF CENTRE STREET AND THIRD AVENUE, IN ANY OF THE TOWN PARKS, THE RECREATION COMPLEX, THE SIGN CORRIDOR AREA, THE TRANSCANADA TRAIL AND SURROUNDING AREAS OR ANY OTHER PROPERTY OWNED BY THE TOWN. Snowmobiles can only be operated between the hours of 7:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change.
On elec-tric toast-ers, why do they engrave the mes-sage “one
slice?” How
many pieces
of bread do they think
people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?