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Lushia The one I blame for making "cat bounce" the homepage on computers Staffer Lushia is most likely to PARTY HARD Most likely to be an internet hit Most likely to be cute! Most likely to become a cat on the internet Most likely to make you think she's upset when really she's just joking. most likely to be the next David Sedaris. Girl got that hilarious, sarcastic style of writing. Most likely to rule the world Most random Be a professional cellist most likely to be sarah silverman (the actress) in disguise perform at Carnegie Hall Most likely to become a web tycoon Become win a nobel prize. Most sitting right next to me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL most likely to create a monster in her basement and raise it to be a normal person Most likely to be wearing Converse Biggest crush on JRock Most likely to be an Incredible (specifically, Violet). Best at using PowerPoint even though Illustrator exists Most likely to write a famous novel. Most "Wait, what?" become the master of bad photoshop change your supermegafoxyawesomehott home page get a 6 on the AP Euro test Most likely to spazz out if Comic Sans is used. Most likely to attend Hogwarts

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Lushia

The one I blame for making "cat bounce" the homepage on computers Staffer Lushia is most likely to PARTY HARD Most likely to be an internet hit Most likely to be cute! Most likely to become a cat on the internet Most likely to make you think she's upset when really she's just joking. most likely to be the next

David Sedaris. Girl got that hilarious, sarcastic style of writing. Most likely to rule the world Most random Be a professional cellist most likely to be sarah silverman (the actress) in disguise perform at Carnegie Hall Most likely to become a web tycoon Become win a nobel prize. Most sitting right next to me LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL most likely to create a monster in her basement and raise it to be a normal person Most likely to be wearing Converse Biggest crush on JRock Most likely to be an Incredible (specifically, Violet). Best at using PowerPoint even though Illustrator exists Most likely to write a famous novel. Most "Wait, what?" become the master of bad photoshop change your supermegafoxyawesomehott home page get a 6 on the AP Euro test Most likely to spazz out if Comic Sans is used. Most likely to attend Hogwarts

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Fiona

Do I have to vote for myself? No? Most fashionable Staffer Fiona is most likely to be a Belieber (like Ann Frank) Most likely to snark at you Most likely to correct your grammar. most like april on parks and rec Most likely to cut a b*tch most likely to marry Jordan of course. Most likely to be a cat lady Sassiest ginger Be a billionaire so sassy, rocking those velvet skirts wear black Classiest in dark colors Most sassy. Most compassionate Most sassy most likely to dye her hair pink with cheetah print streaks in it, cuz dats jus how she do The redheaded stepchild of my heart. Best at owning things with minuscule print. Most likely to work at an American Apparel. Most likely to continue being a fashionista. The sassiest Best hair color. Most likely to be monochromatic Most stern-faced be the best at deadpan humor have a sass contest establish a grammar school for desert pixies Most redhead Most likely to market a range of red-hair-care products

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Amiela

Most likely to be Amelia Amiela is most likely to swagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg Most fun to have small-talk with Most likely to live in a foreign country someday. most looks french but isnt but is still cute Most suave best hair. Most likely to travel the world Most thoughtful become a writer best indie princess become a fashionista Least likely to add to a chaotic situation. Become a model. Most likely to quote Harry Potter Most Harry Potter Obsessed most likely to become an Italian princess Most likely to quote Harry Potter Best hair, best smile, best to complain about America's apathy with Most likely to have parents who spelled her name wrong when she was born. (it's AmElIa) :) Kindest Most likely to change the world. Most mysterious Most likely to be confused with Amelia continue being pretty much perfect be a crazy awesome sophisticated artsy person beat her cousin at modeling and then be chill but at the same time fierce Most fashionably late (sorry for the bad grammar) most likely to be me

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Olive

Best at doing awesome things last minute Staffer Olive is most likely to SWITCH ON SOME RAD-BEATS Most likely to Most likely to procrastinate. most changed hair Most likely to pull a great design out in 1 hour. most likely to be happy in life no matter what happens. Most likely to be a hipster Best at procarstinating leave her stuff everywhere at college best interpretive dancer become a crazy cat lady Most likely to pull everything together beautifully at the LAST MINUTE. Most eclectic. Most likely to not do any of her work and convince me that her pages are going to look terrible

and then they somehow end up looking really good. That painting she submitted to Favonius deserves an award most likely to move to Cali and become a surfer dude KALABUNGA Most likely to live in a trailer in college Most likely to get put in Bard's trailers Most likely to procrastinate her life and then rock it at the last second. Best style Most likely to have designs in magazines. Best human Best at creating amazing designs under pressure and without visibly freaking out Most under appreciated dancer always have the cutest hair have the coolest glasses move to flin flon, germany Coolest DPS designer Most likely to be a famous artist Most best sweetie

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Paul

Most likely to be a comedian Staffer Paul will most likely to use ASCI symbols in his own award (╠α} < storm trooper Most likely to be on SNL Actually most likely to be famous. most best Most best ever. most likely to make movies and win awards and stuff. Most likely to be a movie director Best videomaker become the next stephen speilberg most likely to write for snl go to Hollywood Most likely to make them young baskets. Win an Oscar. most serious Most hilariously wonderful videographer most likely to hack into top secret British government documents, and then write "swahgie

crocodile gonna give birth to a coconut in 3...2...1...*BOOOOOMDKFJKDJ*" after every paragraph

Most likely to be in the other room when you need to talk to him also: best t-shirt collection Best at validating my weakness for gingers. Most likely to become famous but be like Jesse Eisenberg and hate every second of it. Most versatile facial expressions/voices. *he has to prove it by performing his HI for the class* Most likely to be the next Stephen Colbert. - Funniest Most likely to release a hit movie. Most friendly Most teddy bear-like win an Oscar have some crazy awesome speech that goes viral make me laugh 5ever Best awards-reading voice Most likely to be on SNL

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Brenna

Best at losing her car in parking lots, abusing me, and being really creepy. Otherwise, she's one of my best friends :)

Brenna is most likely to live in a German Jewish village with lots of Deer Most likely to write something award-winning

Most likely to have great hair. most likely to overshare but it is okay because you are nice Most likely to share. most likely to write a classic in her lifetime. Also, she wins the best headline writer award. Most likely to marry her high school sweetheart Best at speaking her mind get a 4.0 in college the best weirdo become Fareway CEO This is me! Best last minute writing. Best news ideas most likely to become a swagged out hot mama in college Best over-sharer Best at telling you things you didn't even know you didn't want to know Best attitude about me skipping her line at Fareway to go through Katie's. :) Most likely to become president Prettiest eyes. Most likely to spill all of the details Most normal until you actually talk to her look exactly like Sara someday find a pineapple and succeed in reuniting Shules take over fareway Best cat shirt Most likely to write for the New York Times

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Ashton

Does everything! Most likely to be editor-in-chief of a big newspaper most likely to guest star on dr. who Most likely to do everything and get no credit. best at being herself. Most likely to be president of a company Best at getting the attention of others be a sassy ferret lady best at doing everything in the world and rocking at it Most likely to assert herself in any situation Most determined. Hardest working/most helpful most likely to star in Dr. Who Most likely to leave last year's staff sweatshirt in the newsroom all year Most different hair from freshman year Does everything. Most likely to run the world through journalism Most hardworking Most likely to become president. Most likely to keep being sassy travel in the TARDIS make videogames Best Doctor Who lady Most likely to become president

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Audrey

Most adorable Audrey is most likely to be a hardcore rapper. Best at sneak-up-on-you debating Most likely to be busy. most likely to be julie andrews aka the best woman/lady because you are a cute little lady Most likely to share the best current event. most cutest, and also silently sassy. And best patterned pants ever. Most likely to be an amazing mom Best at coming up with bizarre current events be valedictorian best oxford style do thangs Best voice... Sorry if this is creepy, but that girl has a super cool voice I could pick out of a

crowd. Most sweet. Most likely to wear the same shirt as me Most Kardashian most likely to go to Harvard, become a lawyer, then settle down with a nice Jewish boy Best dresses Almost as good at being Melanie Jr. as Amelia, but pretty good as being sassy Best at not losing her pants and bringing two left shoes to a debate tournament. Most adorable Most likely to travel the entire world in 80 days. Prettiest name Most surprisingly cheerful be a cat lady win at everything and look great while doing it go to yale, work for the globalist... ok overall morph into eleanor marshall KanYair West. Love you too. Most likely to travel the world

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Zora

Best hugs Staffer Zora is most likely to follow the teachings of Brule Most likely to brighten up a lukewarm day Most likely to be the sassiest. most school spirit jk you tie with paul for most best Most likely to be a diva. best at being funny both when she means it and when she doesn't. Also, just most loved by

everyone around her. The friends you make in college are lucky, lucky people. Xoxo Most likely to host a tv show Best laugh become friends with beyonce coolest person in da wurl and cutest glasses be sass$$$y Most unique style. Rock it, gurl!!!! FUNNIEST. Most Oprah Loudest sassy-voice most likely to star on her own television show called "Fabulous yet Fresh" directed by Beyonce Most likely to write beautiful things and eat pizza and have puppiesssss~~*!! Most likely to faint when Beyonce is mentioned Most friendly while also having summa dat sass. Most likely to take the world by storm through any way she wants because she is

fantastic/magical/lovely. Most likely to become a comedian. Most likely to have a library computer lab named after her Most Rihanna-like (Or is it Beyonce...?) Most resembles Janel Monae be based have a boss website marry based god Sassiest Most likely to meet Beyonce

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Megumi

Most adorable laugh Staffer Gumi is most likely to design her own brand of bubble-gum Best laugh and most fun to tease Most likely to be always playing kpop. cutest nickname aka megumes Most likely to surprise you at the amount of K-pop she knows. most jack-of-all-trades. This girl can do it all when it comes to journalism! Most likely to be write a book Best at sledding without snow make good sushi best gummi (nom nom) be the cutest staff member for ever and ever Best laugh Win an award for the cutest laugh. Best nicknames!! most likely to start an irish/asian hip hop band called the Rolling Four Leaf Clovers Best laugh Best at having a sweetheart named Kacper!! Most likely to win a best laugh contest. Cutest laugh Cutest smile. be absolutely adorable forever be famous for her giggle trademark laugh What do I write for myself... Most likely to be cute and smart forever

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Brittani

Most abusive to smiley face balloons Staffer Brittani is most likely to ascend into the heavens and become a deity- both destroyer and

creator. Best at typing out well-timed captions on videos Most likely to say something funny. most like erin weathers Most likely to be editor in chief best at making fun of Mr. Bergman. <3 Most likely to become YouTube famous Most random become a comedian funniest person on staff legally change her name to Blang-Blang "Two Chainz the 2nd" Langland Wackiest personality in the best way possible. Most likely to teach a cow to drink milk from its own udders. NO OTHER AWARDS ARE NEEDED. Best at finding weird YouTube videos most likely to be dripping in swag for the rest of her life Best Microsoft Paint-edited photos BLANG BLANG person I am most sure will still be cool in the next decade. Most gangsta. Strangest Most likely to steal One Direction Most likely to start a dance party at a random point in the day Best dancer Most likely to become a rapper. Most likely to start a dance party Most silently awesome (Like a shark) watch every 'NSYNC music video ever made create the next pop sensation song/rap make music videos for beyonce Most Bro Most likely to become famous through her youtube videos

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Kaitlyn

Small but mighty Kaityln is most likely to win the lotto Most detail-oriented/likely to have functional OCD :) Most likely to be the sweetest. most likely to marry harry styles (erin weathers placed second in this category) Most real. It's a compliment. most tolerant, and most adaptable. You are so easy to work with, you write great reviews and

you are a fantastic designer to boot. I'm so glad you joined staff! Most likely t become famous Best at writing music reviews be an artists manager most luscious long hair become a CD reviewer for Rolling Stone Most fantastic taste (Ann Taylor Loft buddy!!!) Most sarcastic. Most likely to become a basketball star Awesomest at collaborating with LUSHIA!!! #kaitlynandlushiaissue most likely to marry Harry Styles Least likely to become a professional basketball player Best hair, smallest feet, best reviews, most consistent, etc etc etc Most likely to grow up to be a world famous music critic. lolz this is me i am not making an award for myself Most organized. Most likely mini Me Most adorable and hard working continue being the best reviewer go to Hogwarts be my imaginary girlfriend Best taste in music Most likely to marry a member of one direction while reviewing their albums

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Alyssa

Prettiest hair color Staffer Alyssa is most likely to redefine bread Best at being professional, flexible but not lax, while organizing people in a group Most likely to be the spiciest ginger on Staff. Zing! most likely to always be nice Most likely to be nice when I don't deserve it. most sweet. Honestly, you're one of the most kind people I've ever met. Most likely to be an Olympic runner Most laid back Do really well. most likely to be the best elementary teacher ever have ginger children Best commentary on

whatever is going on around her. Most kind. Most red Kindest person on staff most likely to become a hair model Best hair Second best at validating my weakness for gingers. Most beautiful person I went to elementary school with. Sweetest. Sweetest Prettiest hair. Most likely to have ginger children The one who works when everyone else is dancing have the best red hair ever be an amazing athlete be awesome Best at making cookies and filming Megumi "sled" Most likely to have nice hair

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Hannah Merrill

Most likely to win the prettiest hair award Best smile most likely to star in a scary movie about a beautiful figure skaters who secretly kills her

enemy's with her skating blade best at killing it as a first year editor. Well done! Best story teller. Best story teller. I appreciate her stories. Most beautiful hair. Most likely to live in France have blonde hair Best smile :) Most consistent. She went to all of those school board meetings. Yah. Become a hobo. cutest ice skater surprise me with her selfies Most grown-up. So profesh. best face Most likely to laugh. Best picture faces Most likely to be able to speak French and have people understand her be in a panteene pro v ad be an amazing skater Most likely to French Best at being sugar-sweet in an understated way Hannah Merrill is most likely to break the scan-tron machine by being so correct the sheet flies

through and tears up the inside of the machine. Most adorable blonde XD always look super cute Most likely to be a rapper

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Katie most likely to be a chipmunk Most tree-like most likely to create a new snow cone flavor called "Katie's bubbly fizz" it taste like swag most likely to make me want to write an entire paragraph of compliments. Also, she wins the

most friendly and best smile awards! Best at dressing just like me by accident. Most likely to work too hard. Most likely to be mother Theresa beat me at typing Most likely to have a million friends! Best listener - she never judges you harshly, no matter what you tell her. She's the best. Also,

she does a great job for it being her first day at Fareway. ;) Find a magical unicorn and domesticate. most likely to never be mean win the world nicest person contest BEST BAMBI BEST KATIE BEST BABY BEST BEST!!!! most sweet Most likely to be a sweetheart. Best French girl host. Most likely to remind me of a bunny (in a good way) move to France become a saint Most likely to do all of the work for our photo story. Nicest girl in the world. Most likely to be hiding a wicked sense of humor Staffer Katie is most likely to discover the makeup of dark matter. Sweetest person ever keep being the most kind and helpful person ever Most likely to be found watching Harry Potter

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Amelia Most likely to be president Most optimistic about everything most likely to join a motorcycle gang called the "Flaming Wings II" most likely to achieve whatever goals she sets. Also, she deserves about a billion awards

which include most perfect, most kind and most ethical! (me) Katie's twin Most likely to be too smart. Most likely to be president become a member of the White House Cabinet Most thoughtful Most ethical. She always knows what has to be done and what way. Most productive. most likely to appear in my dreams because you are my dream girl be a lady president Baby Mels, you are the light of my life. Most likely to join the superteam Marshall/Egeland

and change the world while wooing every male in a 200 mile radius. most successful Most likely to work in the White House. Best at copy-editing Most likely to become the spokesperson for a skincare company because she has beautiful

porcelain skin First female president have a crazy sweet debate award Most likely to fall in love with Kai Yan Most likely to be on the Supreme Court. Most likely to be someone vital in a corporation Amelia is most unlikely to swear unless required to by Angels in America Best at helping everyone with everything BE THE SMARTEST MOST SUCCESSFUL PERSON EVER Most likely to be a professional writer with Brenna

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Hannah Muellerleile Most likely to be called "ofulet but smangy" Most Mysterious Best confused face most likely to become a time traveler most likely to design for any magazine she darn well desires. Also, most model for those

beautiful senior photos. Most creative/hipster in the true sense of the word (if one still exists...) Most creative Most talented staffer and most likely to be the editor in chief had she started a year earlier

and was staying next year. Most likely to live in a hipster town be quiet but smangy Most creative Best at forcing me to work out (quite a talent.) I'm still panting from running up all those

stairs in Burge. Become a famous model. You gorg gurl. most likely to have a cow named Hannah Moo continue to be the most beautiful person i know, also become a wizardwitch and fly fly away Best trooper for putting up with some truly horrific superlatives. Best pseudo-senior. coolest last name ever (i'm not doing one for myself.) Best hair Most likely to eat healthy foods Marry a beautiful man and be rich af design for some fabulous magazine most maybe likely to be a senior but not actually or something Most likely to become a fashion designer. Most likely to be on the cover of a magazine Hannah Mueluerlieluerlieli is most likely to break Best at taking photos and designs and BEING AWESOME A BOTH be gorgeous Most likely to get a five on the AP french test

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Aileen Most Likely to become a Doctor Who companion Most likely to give you a hug most likely to become a freaky fresh hip hop dancer, who stars in all of Beyonces music

videos most likely to be sorely missed next year. Also, most likely to dance for SAB, ABT or some

other incredible company. Bestest ballerina. Most likely to become a Beauxbatons dancer at Harry Potter World Most likely to be a Doctor Who companion that destroys the Weeping Angels. Most likely to be famous become a professional ballerina Best at organizing ads Best TV show choices. (British TV and Psych!) Most kind/understanding. most likely to be a backup dancer for beyonce be da boss uh da markitteng industre Best at hiding a love of dance lol jk but happiest and most good-natured person I've ever

met. best businesswoman (profesh) Most likely to cheer you up. Most fangirly. Become a professional dancer forget to do everything *cough cough this survey* Most sat next to me first tri The nicest person to have around. She can do everything well and she does it with a smile. Most likely to become a ballerina in New York. Most likely to be on Broadway Aileen is most likely to pull a fire alarm during a tornado, just to watch the world burn Most Starkid Obsessed!!!!!!! Also, BEST AT BEING VOLDEMORT!!! be a professional ballerina Most likely to be a dancer

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Blake Most Likely the cutest The best of Drew with a conscious most likely to raise a herd of alpaca, move to Sweden, and yodel throughout the mountains most enthusiastic!! Also, best rapper on staff ... and probably in Iowa. Most excitable. Most swag Most likely to be the cutest and friendliest staffer. Most likely to be a democratic candidate flin-flon Most fashionable Best at making everyone feel appreciated Best friend of the sunshine of life. most likely to be my husband not know what to say about himself Most Kennedy-esque. Fifa's your Marilyn, and Erin's your Jackie O. Most likely to turn into

Chris from the food tour. most handsome ;) Most likely to die of malnutrition because he has a diet that consists solely of chicken and

tortillas. Best socks Most likely to actually be a social experiment marry me;) be famous for his tennis photos Most puppy Most likely to become a superstar tennis player. Most likely to have a huge group of friends in college Blake is most likely to reveal himself as a superhero #Swaggiest be the nicest, smartest, most sincere person and also have great shoes. Most likely to be found studying art history at Stanford

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Frannie Most likely to take over the business world Most silent worker most likely to have christmas in canada next year, also

she has swag best dimples! Best working-behind-the-scenes staffer Best at working behind the scenes Most likely to have the most friends. franny-fran fran award Most likely to text the most Best at getting last minute ad contracts Become a model. most likely to wear cat eye makeup look cool Best at laughing at my culturally insensitive descriptions.

Thank you. most helpful Most likely to have great makeup everyday. Best pants Prettiest eyes sell lots of ads Most likely to own her own business. Best at doing work behind the scenes Staffer Fran-Fran is most likely to live in San-Fran Best at being on Twitter for the whole class period be sassy and have a great tan Most likely to be a satirical writer

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Jordan

Most likely to be a sassmaster Most Shaft-like (Original movie. Not the remake) most likely to catch every pokemon most likely to marry Fiona of course. Best IHSSA 2011 partner ever. (debate thing) Most likely to be a rapper Most diplomatic. Most likely to be awesome work at jimmy john's this summer because that's actually what you are going to do Best at being practical Most unique sense of creativity. To be "Jordan-creative" one must come up with quirky story

ideas and column headlines Most chill. cutest jewish boy xoxo become a human chia pet Best at reminding me to put Find Nice Jewish Boy at the top of my Life Goals list. best passive jokes Most likely to be on Team Swole. Best model learn chinese be the ultimate frisbee champ Most most Most likely to become a doctor. Best taste in music (thanks for liking Ratatat!) Jordan is most likely that one guy that inexplicably appears in the background of every

important picture or news broadcast. Lamest ideas for non-senior awards become an actual geisha. Most likely to be a professional debater

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Velarchana

Most likely to tower over me Most difficult name to agree on a nickname most likely to milk a cow best hair on staff. Cutest/sweetest/nicest staffer. Hardest working Most likely to become a great mom. Most likely to give back to everyone and everything prettiest hair Kindest person ever! Sweetest personality. You can’t feel awkward or unliked around her. Be human. most likely to be a princess be the queen of my dreams Tallest, most beautiful, best hair, sweetest, most forgiving, best in

general okay most beautiful potential model ever Most likely to have the most beautiful smile. Most tall Most likely to become a model have a hamster have the coolest braid in town Most likely to model!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXD Most likely to become a model. Best at getting things done Staffer Velarchana is most likely to bring peace to the middle-east Hardest-to-spell name have the longest most beautiful hair every

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Leela

most likely to become a famous artist Most amazing artwork omg I can't even Best listener 4eva most likely to be the best person in the world, oh wait, SHE ALREADY IS!!!!!!!!! most likely to have artwork worth billions of dollars. Quickest worker. Best artist in the world! Most likely to become famous for making Pixar movies and being a doctor of all kinds. Most likely to be a famous artist best artist duh nicest person on staff Most likely to become a famous artist Best snuggler and food sharer - even when you're contagious MOST LIKELY TO BECOME THE MOST FAMOUS, CRAZY TALENTED ARTIST. Who am I kidding,

you already are. most likely to be an international diplomat expressing herself through art and kind words win all of the art things You are too good for us. We are mere mortals. best artist of my entire life Most likely to be the most respectable person on Staff. Best artist and at everything artistic. Most likely to illustrate a really good children's book about rabbits be an artist be a crazy supermegafoxyawesomehott artist Most likely to art Most likely to have her art in the Louvre. ()_()

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Staffer Leela is most likely to own a jetback BEST GODDESS OF ART EVER have a museum created just to display her art Most likely to be good at everything

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Pombie

most likely to become a hoarder Most squirrel-like most likely to become a rabbit, living off of only carrots and swag most spunky ... and most gerbil. Most crazy (in a good way! sort of...) :) Best 5th grade typing partner Most likely to live the longest. Most likely to be An Olympic runner and amazing writer the coolest award Best at A&E Hippest dance moves Become an interpretive dancer. most likely to be a hoarder move to porto, portugal and chill and also become crazay Best mold cultivator. best at revamping the arts section Most likely to walk while undulating her body in a weird dance move. Best K-Pop friend. Everybody PLEASE starting listening to that stuff. Most likely to not wash her vegetables before eating them become the first actual sass master have the curliest, most envious hair Most likely to run sometimes Most likely to win a huge marathon. Best at being pumped up Staffer Pombie is most likely to be the next Steve Jobs (doesn't mean she

has to die) Best taste in music become a hoarder of dirty dishes and sweatshirts Most likely to be an olympic runner

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Juliann

most likely to have a stable job Most motherly Most amazing at everything most likely to cure cancer best ponytail. Best leader. Most adorable, sweetest, and wonderful person in the world! Most hygienic. Most likely to save the world prettiest chicka on staff Easiest person to talk to Best at being a freak underneath. Thank god for your crazy ways. My oddness has found a

food source in you, my friend. :) Become some super powerful, famous, rich, perfect person. most likely to be in the tiger club make the next harry potter Best ponytail. Best at being secretly an awful, terrible, hilarious, violent person. Favorite. best EIC ever <3 jooge Most likely to be under appreciated. Girl, you rock. BEST BEST BEST BEST Editor-in-chief Most likely to be very cute <3 <3 <3 own a turtle succeed at EVERYTHING Most likely to write for the New York Times. Most likely to open up a missionary someday Juliann is most likely to be successful family-oriented small business owner who prides herself

on her guns that shoot crosses. She will own a bald eagle named small-government. Most thoughtful become an editor in chief at a national newspaper Most likely to be the nicest person you've met

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Abbie

most likely to be my favorite Most efficient most likely to punch anyone who messes with her at college most likely to save her college roommate. Best conversationalist. Most bubbly Most likely to go to Heaven. Most likely to solve everyone's problems become an FBI agent and then a missionary all while raising a mix of her own offspring and

adoptive children successfully. She will be the best mother ever. Best at getting work done quickly Best at getting people's attention Most bada**y. most likely to help you out if you need help or to even give you a hug because she is nice be a bada** and beat people up, when she is asked if guilty she will respond "bi**h i might

be" Best at loving Frese more than Jesus. most mature, tolerant, and flexible person Most likely to be hella sassy, but also hella sweet. Best cutout person. Most likely to go to church Be the COOLEST PERSON ALIVE capture an alien spaceship with her boss photography skillz Most likely to go to church Most likely to be a lawyer. Most likely to help in a stressful situation Abbie is most likely to be a real sushi-lady Most likely to marry Mr. Frese continue to be the most bada** ever Most likely to be famous

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Tyler

Most likely to wear cute clothes Most baby-vosh-ish most likely to find a hunky foreign guy when she visits the

Galapagos most motivated and most improved. Most likely to still be Baby Voss. Most likely to be Baby Voss forever Most likely to be underutilized. This is me... have a guy's name Most trendy Coolest back page designs Most beautifoooooooooool. most likely to have such a fun time on the galapagos trip face morph with me all day Best at not wanting us to be friends with her brother. baby Most likely to have amazing hair. Silent but mighty (?) Most likely to continue to get good haircuts always have good clothes have the cutest style Most likely Most likely to become the CEO of a major company. Best at being self-contained Staffer Tyler is most likely to be make babby Best sense of humor have great shorts Most likely to be really cute

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Shirley

most likely Vera Wang's daughter Most classy most likely to star on Disneys new hit television series "Hot Asian Gurl By Day, French Burgler

By Night" most sweetest! Most likely to be a fashion model in Paris. Most likely to be a fashion model in Paris. Very Parisenne (is that spelled right? I don't know...) Most likely to marry a rich and famous stud. Most likely to marry a Dellos the cutest outfits eva, girl Most likely to have the most clothes Best at dressing so well it kills me. Gurl, you so coordinated! Become a famous fashionista/model/awesome person. most likely to kill someone with her cuteness marry adam and i live in their house Best at getting in trouble with Madame. Best at loving my nicknames. Best. Most likely to get a job as a designer at a magazine. Most designy and musical-y Cutest outfits best laugh be a fashion designer create the next "in" design Most likely to design things Most likely to go on a world tour as a ghetto fabulous rapper. Most likely to be on a fashion show Staffer Shirley is most likely to become an immensely wealthy oil magnate who owns a series

of wells in Saudi Arabia and Dubai. The company will be known as Wang Enterprises. Cutest continue designing beautiful pages Most likely to work for a magazine

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Erin

most likely to be the best Most random swaggy everything girl #jeah most likely to become Dr. Steve Brule in her second life most likely to write for Parks and Rec one day. Cutest face. Coolest blue hair. Jeah. Most likely to win America's Next Top Model and become rich and successful. Most likely to be famous wear funky crazy cool clothing Best at coming up with article titles Best at being lovable - I literally don't know of a single person who dislikes you. You're so

sweet and one if a kind Become a street mobster/gangster. join me as a model/wife/child bearer Most likely to get mad when Demps Sum and I get smangin' best outfits Most likely to jeah. Best hair. Most likely to marry a rich Catholic boy and have a very swaggie lifestyle own cats have awesome hair Most likely to minnesota Most swag. Most likely to be generous in food Erin is most likely to convince Somalian pirates to just relax Best clothing choices. Ever. always have the best style Most likely to be well dressed

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Frank

most likely to get all the chics in college most likely to photograph for Nat Geo! Get it, boi! Most under-appreciated. Most likely to take cover shots for Time magazine. Best sports photos Most likely to be a famous photographer let me eat the quesadilla crusts because Frank doesn't like the crusts Best at taking sport pictures Best at being open with everyone. He's never two-faced Become a famous photographer. most likely to mix up beyonce and rihanna be published Frankieieeieieeee tolerant person who is super chill and nice to everyone Most Frank. photograph for some awesome magazine Most likely to get mad when someone who isn't me calls him Frankie Most likely to have his photos in the magazines sometime. Most likely to have an accident in an exotic country Born in 1872 at Pokrovskoye in Siberia to a peasant family, Frank's

limited education left him without the ability to either read or write. Even at a young age he earned himself such a reputation for devoted debauchery that his actual name of Grigory Yefimovich Novykh was replaced with the surname 'Frank' - Russian for 'debauched one'.Having undergone a form of religious conversion while aged 18 Frank embraced the Khlysty sect. Happily for Frank (given his reputation) the sect preached the notion that the closest relationship to God could best be achieved while exhausted from prolonged sexual engagements. Frank married at age 19, to Proskovia Fyodorovna, who bore him four children. Unsettled, Frank left his wife and travelled, variously to Greece and Jerusalem, where he established a reputation (self-created) as a holy man.

Best at petting other people's hair Most likely to be a photographer