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Melbourne Sunday, November 13, 2011

6:00AM Home Shopping G Shopping program.

6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Steve battles an apparently indestructible juggernaut programmed to destroy a city. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON.

7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG An overly aggressive football star relates to David Banner, who recognises traces of his own affliction in the player's behaviour. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed become victims of a trap set by two young criminals and narrowly escape death. Starring MARTIN MILNER.

9:00AM Man V Food

PG Sarasota / PhiladelphiaAdam is in Sarasota where he eats hot dogs, juicy fried chicken, the best homemade pies in town and a lineup of supersized sandwiches. Next Adam is in Philadelphia where he eats a pork sandwich, a mountain of ice cream with fudge and brownie chunks, and a five-pound cheese steak.

10:00AM 7Mate Sunday Movie (R) (1992) PG(V)

Three NinjasEach year, three brothers Samuel, Jeffrey and Michael visit their Japanese grandfather, Mori Shintaro, for the summer. Mori is highly-skilled in the fields of Martial arts and Ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques. After an organised crime ring proves to be too much for the FBI, it is time for the three brother ninjas to use their martial arts skills, as they team up to battle the crime ring and outwit some very persistent kidnappers! Starring VICTOR WONG, MICHAEL TREANOR, MAX ELLIOTT SLADE, CHAD POWER, RAND KINGSLEY, ALAN MCRAE, MARGARITA FRANCO.

12:00PM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC'

PG Queens ParadeFour Navy friends are enjoying a night out in Devonport close to the Naval Base. At midnight they get into a sober driver's vehicle for the short journey back, but events are about to take a tragic turn.

12:30PM Zoom TV (R)

G On today's show Aaron takes a seat in the new Holden Commodore SS, Kate takes to the skies in a Tiger Moth flight over Perth and Allan checks out Ford's newest family car. Next Aaron tries out the new Sea Ray Sport bow rider, Ross looks at Toyota's tough Hilux dual cab, Allan introduces the family wagon from Volkswagen and Holly tries out a new underwater diving system that allows you to scuba dive without tanks.

1:30PM Racing Green (R)

PG A group of Imperial College students from London drive the first electric car along the entire 26,000km long Pan-American Highway from Alaska to Argentina.

2:00PM Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes (R) PG From 1972 to 2005, Emerson Fittipaldi held the record for the youngest ever Formula One World Champion. See absorbing interviews and footage of his career as one of the most stylish drivers of his generation.

3:00PM Supercar Showdown (R)

PG One of the hottest race teams in the country is throwing its doors open to allow TV cameras behind the scenes, as they embark on a global search to find the next young gun driver to join their ranks. Hosted by GRANT DENYER.

3:30PM Monster Garage (R) PG(L)

Grim Ripper 2 / The Ultimate TailgateThe Monster Garage team attempt to turn a 1954 Cadillac Hearse into a grave digger. Next Jesse and his team are out to build the loudest, most technologically advanced and attention-grabbing football tailgate party machine. They're starting with a 2004 Cadillac Escalade and when finished will have a bar, X-box and plasma screen.

5:30PM Mythbusters (R) 'CC'

PG Rocket Car / Pops Rocks & ColaCan a '67 Chevy turn into a 350-mile-per -hour road warrior? Are Pop Rocks candy and soda a recipe for disaster?

6:30PM American Dad (R) 'CC' PG Roy Rogers McFreelyWhen Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes berserk and vows his revenge. So he takes over Stan's pet project, becoming chairman of the Homeowner's Association, and making himself the 'Man' that Stan must bring down. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE and WENDY SCHAAL.

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Melbourne Sunday, November 13, 2011

7:00PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' PG(A,D,S)

Stew-RoidsWhen a baby girl beats Stewie in a fight, Peter takes him to a gym and injects him with steroids to pump him up. And the school's most popular girl decides to turn Chris into one of the cool kids. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, SETH GREEN, MILA KUNIS, ALEX BORSTEIN and MIKE HENRY.

7:30PM Mythbusters (R) 'CC'

PG Killer Cable Snap / Pottery RecordCan a high tension cable slice a person in two when it snaps? Also, Tory and Kari explore the myth of 'archaeo- acoustics' in which ancient pottery contains sounds from the past and can be played back and heard today.

8:30PM 7Mate Sunday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (1985)

M(V)

A View To A KillBillionaire psychopath, Max Zorin plans to destroy Silicon Valley in order to gain control over the international microchip market. With the countdown ticking towards a cataclysmic disaster, James Bond must stop this madman from achieving his goal and killing millions. Starring ROGER MOORE, CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, TANYA ROBERTS, GRACE JONES, PATRICK MACNEE, PATRICK BAUCHAU, DAVID YIP, FIONA FULLERTON and DESMOND LLEWELYN.

11:20PM The Chaser's War On Everything (R) 'CC'

M Julian applies for a job with ASIO, while Chas and Andrew teach the lessons of Overstatement in What Have We Learnt From Current Affairs This Week. Starring CHRIS TAYLOR.

9:00AM Man V Food

PG Sarasota / PhiladelphiaAdam is in Sarasota where he eats hot dogs, juicy fried chicken, the best homemade pies in town and a lineup of supersized sandwiches. Next Adam is in Philadelphia where he eats a pork sandwich, a mountain of ice cream with fudge and brownie chunks, and a five-pound cheese steak.

1:00AM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC'

PG Queens ParadeFour Navy friends are enjoying a night out in Devonport close to the Naval Base. At midnight they get into a sober driver's vehicle for the short journey back, but events are about to take a tragic turn.

1:30AM Racing Green (R)

PG A group of Imperial College students from London drive the first electric car along the entire 26,000km long Pan-American Highway from Alaska to Argentina.

2:00AM Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes (R) PG Emerson FittipaldiFrom 1972 to 2005, Emerson Fittipaldi held the record for the youngest ever Formula One World Champion. See absorbing interviews and footage of his career as one of the most stylish drivers of his generation.

3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Killer InstinctAn overly aggressive football star relates to David Banner, who recognises traces of his own affliction in the player's behaviour.

4:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Return Of Bigfoot - Part 1Steve battles an apparently indestructible juggernaut programmed to destroy a city. Starring LEE MAJORS.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Killing GroundOfficers Malloy and Reed become victims of a trap set by two young criminals and narrowly escape death. Starring MARTIN MILNER.

5:30AM Home Shopping G Home Shopping


Melbourne Monday, November 14, 2011


6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG A test pilot is suspected of espionage after claiming a Japanese zero shot down her plane. Guest starring Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Also starring LEE MAJORS and RICHARD ANDERSON.

7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG David Banner gets caught in the middle of a National Observer expose that takes the Hulk right into the publication's printing room. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed have a busy night which culminates in three tragedies. Starring MARTIN MILNER and KENT MCCORD.

9:00AM NBC Today (R) 'CC'

International news and weather including interviews with newsmakers in the world of politics, business, media, entertainment and sport.

10:00AM NBC Meet The Press (R) 'CC'

David Gregory interviews newsmakers from around the world.

11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG(A,V)

Sam leaps into a mental institution and is soon electro-shocked into manifesting multiple personalities from his previous personas. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

12:00PM 7mate Movie (R) (1971) PG(V,L)

Von Richthofen And BrownDrama about the dazzling career of Baron Von Richthofen, a WWI German flying ace who was gunned down by a Canadian wheat farmer. Starring JOHN PHILLIP LAW, DON STROUD, BARRY PRIMUS, CORIN REDGRAVE, KAREN HUSTON, HURD HATFIELD, STEPHEN MCHATTIE, BRIAN FOLEY, ROBERT LA TOURNEAUX, PETER MASTERSON and CLINT KIMBROUGH.

2:00PM The Equalizer (R) M McCall is hired by the girlfriend of a boy who is involved with a gang headed by a man who has the boys steal for him. Starring EDWARD WOODWARD, KEITH SZARABAJKA and ROBERT LANSING.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG Xena, Gabrielle and Autolycus bring dancing to a town where it is banned. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(V)

Hercules finds himself in modern times and danger is never far away as the cast and crew of the hit show visit a camping retreat. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and TAMARA GORSKI.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Drew's pastor convinces him to volunteer at a seniors' centre, where the residents have a reputation for being difficult. Mr. Wick hears about it and convinces Mrs. Louder to require all the employees to 'volunteer' at retirement homes for good publicity. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER and CHRISTA MILLER.

5:30PM According To Jim (R) 'CC'

PG Goodwill HuntingWithout Cheryl's knowledge, and while she is still in Florida, Jim seizes the opportunity to transform the garage into a cigar lounge and donates all of the kids' old furniture and clothes to charity. Starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH.

6:00PM That '70s Show 'CC' (R) PG Dine And Dash / Radio Daze Kelso invites the gang out for an expensive dinner and then announces that he is not paying. Also, Bob is upset that since his business folded, Red hasn't offered him a job at Pricemart. Next Donna gets a job at a radio station and Eric is afraid she's ready to dump him so she can spend all her time hanging out with rock stars. Guest starring Alice Cooper. Also starring TOPHER GRACE, ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS and WILMER VALDERRAMA.


Melbourne Monday, November 14, 2011

7:00PM How I Met Your Mother (R) 'CC'

PG Monday Night FootballWhen a funeral conflicts with the Super Bowl, the gang vows to avoid hearing the score and to watch it together to make it special. This proves difficult, as Marshall is threatened with the score by a boy in Lily's class, and reading the news puts Robin in danger of finding out who won. Guest starring Emmitt Smith. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.


PG Aldrin Justice / Swarley Barney seduces Marshall's law professor in hopes of getting her to grade more leniently. Meanwhile, Lily gets a job at Ted's office. Guest starring Jane Seymour and Bryan Cranston. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL, NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, ALYSON HANNIGAN and COBIE SMULDERS.

8:30PM Family Guy (R) 'CC' M(S,A)

A Fish Out Of WaterWhile out on a walk with Brian, Peter sees some fisherman, and, after being out of work for thirteen days decides that he wants to be a fisherman and sell his catch on the pier. Meanwhile, Lois takes Meg to the Spring Break Bash, and teaches her how to let loose and have fun. With the voices of ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN.

9:00PM American Dad (R) 'CC' PG Bar Mitzvah hustleWhen a stuck-up kid steals Steve's girlfriend and takes her as his date to his bar mitzvah, Steve devises a plan to sabotage the bar mitzvah and win Debbie back. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL, RACHEL MACFARLANE and SCOTT GRIMES.

9:30PM Family Guy 'CC' (R) M(S,A)

Emission Impossible /To Live And Die In Dixie While delivering his sister-in-law's baby, Peter is so taken with the child that he suggests that he and Lois have another baby. When Chris witnesses a robbery at the local convenience store, the Griffins are forced into the witness protection program, and relocate to a backwards southern town. While living in a ramshackle house in the town of Bumblescum, Peter gets a job as the town sheriff, and Stewie forms a fascination with the banjo. With the voices of ALEX BORSTEIN, SETH GREEN and SETH MACFARLANE.

10:30PM American Dad (R) 'CC' PG Delorean Story-AnWhen Steve feels like he and his father need to bond, Francine encourages Stan to take him on a road trip to Albuquerque to purchase a pair of DeLorean doors for the car Stan has been rebuilding. With the voices of SETH MACFARLANE, WENDY SCHAAL, RACHEL MACFARLANE and SCOTT GRIMES.

11:00PM Scrubs 'CC' (R) PG My Five Stages / My Own Personal Hell JD and Dr Cox go through the five stages of grief with their favourite patient who is declining in health. Next everyone is sick of how perfect Keith the intern is, especially JD. Starring ZACH BRAFF.

12:00AM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG Xena, Gabrielle and Autolycus bring dancing to a town where it is banned. Starring LUCY LAWLESS, RENEE O'CONNOR.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG A test pilot is suspected of espionage after claiming a Japanese zero shot down her plane. Guest starring Farrah Fawcett-Majors. Also starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON, LINDSAY WAGNER.

2:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG(A,V)

Sam leaps into a mental institution and is soon electro-shocked into manifesting multiple personalities from his previous personas. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG David Banner gets caught in the middle of a National Observer expose that takes the Hulk right into the publication's printing room. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(V)

Hercules finds himself in modern times and danger is never far away as the cast and crew of the hit show visit a camping retreat. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and TAMARA GORSKI.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R)

PG Officers Malloy and Reed have a busy night which culminates in three tragedies. Starring MARTIN MILNER and KENT MCCORD.



Melbourne Tuesday, November 15, 2011


6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Steve poses as the bodyguard of a nightclub comic whose behaviour is being controlled by foreign agents via an electronic implant. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON, LINDSAY WAGNER, VINCENT VAN PATTEN, MARTIN BROOKS, JENNIFER DARLING and ALAN OPPENHEIMER.

7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG An attractive new widow and David Banner get framed for her husband's murder. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officer Reed is suspended when a dying unarmed man and another witness accuse him of the shooting. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD, WILLIAM BOYETT and FRED STROMSOE.



11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG Albert and Sam have done a simultaneous leap, which means that they have changed places due to being struck by lightning. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

12:00PM 7mate Movie (R) (1994)

M(V,L)

Blown AwayAn Irish bomber escapes from prison and targets a member of the Boston bomb squad to square off from a past encounter. Starring JEFF BRIDGES, TOMMY LEE JONES, LLOYD BRIDGES, FOREST WHITAKER, SUZY AMIS, JOHN FINN and STEPHI LINEBURG.

2:30PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG A friend's upcoming wedding cause Malcolm and Eddie to re-examine their feelings about the women in their own lives. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER, EDDIE GRIFFIN and KAREN MALINA WHITE.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG(V)

Xena is banished to Shark Island Prison for all the crimes and murders she committed in her dark past. Starring LUCY LAWLESS.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(H,V)

Let There Be LightEvil demon Dahak takes over Iolaus's body and sets himself up as the ruler of Corinth, pledging to return the world to an earlier time. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and GINA TORRES.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG The VacationWinfred-Louder holds a desk- decorating contest for the employees, with the winner receiving two tickets to the Bahamas. Drew creates an entirely edible cubicle and Kate dances on top of her desk. Starring DREW CAREY, DIEDRICH BADER and CHRISTA MILLER.


PG All Dolled UpJim is forced to host Gracie's doll- themed birthday party while a pregnant Cheryl is on bed rest. But when Gracie tells Jim she only agreed to a doll party to please Cheryl, Jim turns a girly tea party into a wild squirt gun fight. Starring JIM BELUSHI.

6:00PM That '70s Show 'CC' (R) PG Donna's Panties / Romantic Weekend It's Valentine's Day and the gang is playing basketball in the driveway. Eric gets himself in serious trouble when he pulls down Donna's sweat pants revealing ugly, oversized panties and Kelso is devastated when he finds out Laurie is cheating on him. Starring TOPHER GRACE, ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS and DANNY MASTERSON.


Melbourne Tuesday, November 15, 2011


PG Lucky PennyTed stuffs up and misses a flight to an interview for his dream job and needs someone to blame. So he and Robin piece together who, when and how Ted's bad day went from bad to worse. Guest starring Rachelle Lefevre. Also starring JOSH RADNOR.

7:30PM Mythbusters 'CC' COMPILE CONSISTS OF: MYTH3-023 MYTH3-024+

PG Concrete Glider / Train Suction / Air Cylinder Rocket Can a 'concrete glider' fly? And a big challenge for the Mythbusters to tackle! Next Can a cracked valve on a compressed air cylinder actually blast the tank right through a cinder-block wall? Could the Mythbusters get a speedboat to run on air cylinders, and could the build team get an engine running on gunpowder?

9:30PM All Worked Up

M Process Server Byran gets a bad tip from a wall street fat cat, Wrestling Security Guard Zach tries to keep all the action from spilling out of the ring, and Repo Man Ron meets a car owner who becomes completely unhinged, but who will snap first? Next Repo Man Ron gets tangled up with a tattooed terror, Meter Maid Jackie confronts two guys who think the street is their own personal parking lot, and Process Server Byran takes a tumble when he climbs the social ladder serving papers to a wealthy divorcee.

10:30PM My Name Is Earl (R) 'CC'

PG I Won't Die With A Little Help From My Friends - Part 2Earl continues to be stuck in a fevered state and is visited by Paris Hilton in his dream. Meanwhile, Randy and the gang bring in a little boy who can cure everything with his finger. Guest starring Paris Hilton and Alyssa Milano. Also starring JASON LEE, ETHAN SUPLEE, JAIME PRESSLY and NADINE VELAZQUEZ.

11:00PM Scrubs 'CC' (R) PG My Extra Mile / My Bright Idea JD urges Cox and his fellow doctors to do special, unconventional things for their patients, but even JD is unsure go that extra mile. Next Turk finds out that Carla is pregnant before she does, so JD convinces him to get the entire hospital staff to surprise Carla with the news. Starring ZACH BRAFF and SARAH CHALKE.

12:00AM Xena - Warrior Princess (R) PG(V)

Locked Up And Tied DownXena is banished to Shark Island Prison for all the crimes and murders she committed in her dark past. Starring LUCY LAWLESS.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Double TroubleSteve poses as the bodyguard of a nightclub comic whose behaviour is being controlled by foreign agents via an electronic implant. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER.

2:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG The Leap BackAlbert and Sam have done a simultaneous leap, which means that they have changed places due to being struck by lightning. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Escape From Los SantosAn attractive new widow and David Banner get framed for her husband's murder. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(H,V)

Let There Be LightEvil demon Dahak takes over Iolaus's body and sets himself up as the ruler of Corinth, pledging to return the world to an earlier time. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and GINA TORRES.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG SuspendedOfficer Reed is suspended when a dying unarmed man and another witness accuse him of the shooting. Starring MARTIN MILNER.



Melbourne Wednesday, November 16, 2011

6:00AM Home Shopping Shopping program.

6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Dr Rudy Wells becomes a dangerous enemy when a bite from a laboratory chimpanzee turns him into a psychopathic superman. Starring LEE MAJORS and RICHARD ANDERSON.

7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG David Banner is working as a labourer on an oil rig when sabotage sets him well ablaze. Starring BILL BIXBY and LOU FERRIGNO.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officer Malloy's day is marked by dodging bullets and advice on how to spend ten thousand dollars he won in a contest. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.



11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG(A)

Play BallSam leaps into the body of a baseball pitcher who Sam has to get from the minors to the majors league to prevent his premature death. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

12:00PM 7mate Movie (R) (1968) M(V)

Hang 'em HighCLINT EASTWOOD stars as an innocent man saved from execution and then hired by the 'hanging judge' to bring the lawless to the gallows. Also starring INGER STEVENS, ED BEGLEY, PAT HINGLE, BEN JOHNSON, ARLENE GOLONKA and JAMES MACARTHUR.

2:30PM Malcolm And Eddie (R)

PG A surprise birthday party for Malcolm's dad sets the Shermans and McGees to fighting. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.


Xena and Najara, a radiant young woman who preaches about the Light, compete for Gabrielle's heart and soul. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(H,V)

The hero sets out to defeat the evil Dahak and save Iolaus's soul. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and GINA TORRES.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Howdy, Neighbour!The Buzz Beer tank explodes, causing beer to rain down all over the Clemens' yard. Drew invites them over for dinner to convince them not to sue. Starring DREW CAREY and DIEDRICH BADER.


PG Pregnancy BrainCheryl insists Jim give her a 'push present' for going through the pregnancy with twins. But when she quickly forgets her request, Jim counts on her forgetfulness - aka 'pregnancy brain' - to convince her it was her idea to turn the basement into a macho media room instead of a room for Gracie and Ruby, as he'd originally promised. Starring JIM BELUSHI and COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH.

6:00PM That '70s Show 'CC' (R) PG Kitty's Birthday / The Trials Of M. Kelso Red and Eric are in hot water when they forget Kitty's birthday. After spending a few minutes with Caroline, Hyde tells Fez that his new girlfriend is a psycho. Starring TOPHER GRACE, ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS and WILMER VALDERRAMA.


Melbourne Wednesday, November 16, 2011


PG Single StaminaTired of being in couple hibernation mode, Barney invites his brother James to visit him in New York. Robin has never met James and the gang tells her he is just like Barney except for one thing... or two! Guest starring Wayne Brady and Gabrielle Richens. Also starring JOSH RADNOR, JASON SEGEL and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

7:30PM Pimp My Ride 'CC' PG 1968 Cougar / '95 ProbeXzibit and the guys help give a 1968 Cougar its roar back. Next they take an artist's '95 Probe and turns it into a car that can paint. Hosted by XZIBIT.

8:30PM Hardcore Pawn

M Sibling War / The Big Bet Seth and Ashley's bitter rivalry reaches a boiling point and turns the store upside down. Meanwhile, a vintage collector's item sparks a heated negotiation. And later, employees revolt when a customer tries to sell a gold tooth, but Les sees dollar signs. Next Les challenges Seth to a high stakes sales competition. As the battle heats up, Les faces his most dangerous customer yet. Will security step in or will Les throw down? Plus, Ashley goes toe-to-toe with a customer won't take no for an answer.

9:30PM American Pickers (R)

PG Invisible PumpMike and Frank stumble upon a potential mega-pick in Northeast Iowa, the guys explore an 1879 Illinois opera house that hasn't been touched since the 1930s, and Mike introduces Frank to a 94-year-old master collector. Starring MIKE WOLFE and FRANK FRITZ.

10:30PM Operation Repo (R) M From luxury boats and planes to expensive sports cars, if you can't make your payments, the Operation Repo team will find you! When it comes to recovering property from deadbeat owners, this colourful team will stop at nothing to get the job done.

11:30PM Rude Tube

M Wild AnimalsFrom the outrageously wacky to the downright rude, see many viral videos, right here on Rude Tube. Presented by ALEX ZANE.


CrusaderXena and Najara, a radiant young woman who preaches about the Light, compete for Gabrielle's heart and soul. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG The Most Dangerous EnemyDr Rudy Wells becomes a dangerous enemy when a bite from a laboratory chimpanzee turns him into a psychopathic superman. Starring LEE MAJORS and RICHARD ANDERSON.


Play BallSam leaps into the body of a baseball pitcher who Sam has to get from the minors to the majors league to prevent his premature death. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.


3:30AM Room For Improvement (R) 'CC'

G It's 'Strictly Renovating' as a young ballroom dancer gets the shock of her life - her grungy old garage turned into a cool home office.



5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG A Fool And His MoneyOfficer Malloy's day is marked by dodging bullets and advice on how to spend ten thousand dollars he won in a contest. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.



Melbourne Thursday, November 17, 2011


6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Steve poses as a traitorous scientist to expose a spy ring that stole plans for a secret underwater breathing apparatus. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON, LINDSAY WAGNER.

7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Seeking respite from tension, Banner isolates himself in a remote area but is interrupted by a beautiful girl on the run. Starring BILL BIXBY.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Officers Malloy and Reed receive calls to the same home on a 'disturbing the peace' complaint resulting into tragedy for a family. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.



11:00AM Quantum Leap (R) PG(V)

Sam becomes Sheriff Archie Necaise in order to save a nurse, Archie's girlfriend, from getting killed by a storm. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

12:00PM 7mate Movie (R) 'CC' (2003)

M(L)

Touching The VoidTwo twenty-something mountain climbers descending one of the world's highest peaks face the ultimate tragedy in this true story. Starring BRENDAN MACKEY and NICHOLAS AARON.

2:30PM Malcolm And Eddie (R)

PG Eddie tries to help out the retired race car driver who helped get his first job. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER and EDDIE GRIFFIN.

3:00PM Xena - Warrior Princess (R)

PG(V)

In order to save a town from destruction, Xena must figure out who is copycatting her past evil deeds. Starring LUCY LAWLESS.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Hercules teams up with an Amazon queen to save a colony jeopardised by an erupting volcano. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG Mr. Wick is panicked when he finds a memo he thinks is about firing him. Wick convinces Mimi to plot a phoney sexual harassment scheme with him. Starring DREW CAREY and DIEDRICH BADER.


PG The Gift CertificateJim realizes that Andy has forgotten to use a gift certificate that he had bought him for his birthday. Starring JIM BELUSHI.

6:00PM That '70s Show 'CC' (R) PG Eric's Naughty No-No / Holy Craps! A visit from Paula, Kitty's beautiful and successful sister, makes Kitty believe that her life is going nowhere. Starring TOPHER GRACE, ASHTON KUTCHER, MILA KUNIS and WILMER VALDERRAMA.


Melbourne Thursday, November 17, 2011


PG How Lily Stole ChristmasTed almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Meanwhile Robin tends to Barney while he has a bad cold. Starring JOSH RADNOR and NEIL PATRICK HARRIS.

7:30PM The Imploders (R)

PG 236lbs Of Dynamite - Eric's Narrow EscapeEric pulls down virtually anything that doesn't move to make a fast buck. It nearly finishes him off as a heavy steel pipe misses him by inches. Moving on, Eric and family go to Phoenix for the big money: a ten-story monster of an office block that nearly sees Eric suffers financial ruin.

8:30PM Lockdown

M Tent City: Phoenix: ArizonaIn Phoenix, Arizona, inmates are held in outdoor pens separated from the desert elements that swing between 130 degrees in the summer to well below freezing during the winter nights by only their Korean War era group tents. The country prides itself on keeping jail costs low, conditions primitive and making inmates labour for their care and feeding in the nation’s only chain gang.

9:40PM Operation Repo (R) M From luxury boats and planes to expensive sports cars, if you can't make your payments, the Operation Repo team will find you! When it comes to recovering property from deadbeat owners, this colourful team will stop at nothing to get the job done.

10:35PM Jail

M Sergeant Palmer responds to an inmate fight and finds one inmate lying on the floor outside the cell block with a bloody nose. Behind bars, his cellmates are angrily accusing an officer for an unprovoked roughing up of the injured inmate. Next an officer's patience is tried with the arrest of a man for public intoxication, who from first moment is put into a sobering cell cell and refuses to cooperate with officers. Then, a young man claiming to be a 'child of God' talks of his early career as a child actor.

11:30PM Campus PD

M DUI KidOfficer Savard handles a public intoxication case and reunites the man with his friend. Officer Sauls investigates an altercation and talks to two woman who claim they were assaulted. Bailey stops an unregistered vehicle and searches it and the occupants for marijuana. And, Officer Ellison stops a vehicle for reckless driving, subjecting its driver to a sobriety test.


Past ImperfectIn order to save a town from destruction, Xena must figure out who is copycatting her past evil deeds. Starring LUCY LAWLESS.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG H0= DeathSteve poses as a traitorous scientist to expose a spy ring that stole plans for a secret underwater breathing apparatus. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER.


HurricaneSam becomes Sheriff Archie Necaise in order to save a nurse, Archie's girlfriend, from getting killed by a storm. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG A Solitary PlaceSeeking respite from tension, Banner isolates himself in a remote area but is interrupted by a beautiful girl on the run. Starring BILL BIXBY.

4:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG Sky HighHercules teams up with an Amazon queen to save a colony jeopardised by an erupting volcano. Starring KEVIN SORBO.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Anatomy of a 415Officers Malloy and Reed receive calls to the same home on a 'disturbing the peace' complaint resulting into tragedy for a family. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.



Melbourne Friday, November 18, 2011


6:30AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG An OSI scientist develops a radical new device to treat paralysis, and a sixteen-year-old is selected to receive the implant. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER.

7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R)

PG Banner gets caught in the crossfire when a drug dealer tries to silence a reforming preacher. Starring BILL BIXBY and LOU FERRIGNO.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Malloy helps Sgt. MacDonald bridge the generation gap with his son, and Reed gives some pointers to an inebriated traffic director. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.




Sam leaps into the body of Clyde, who has just been inducted into the KKK, and has to prevent the hanging of a black rights activist. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

12:00PM 7mate Movie (R) (1984) M(V,L)

Red DawnWhen the U.S. is invaded, eight teenagers escape and wage guerrilla warfare in defence of their family, friends and country. Starring PATRICK SWAYZE, CHARLIE SHEEN, C THOMAS HOWELL, LEA THOMPSON, DARREN DALTON and JENNIFER GREY.

2:30PM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG Malcolm unwittingly hires Eddie's longtime enemy to install a new bar at McGee's. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.


A double for Xena double-crosses Autolycus in an attempt to steal a special baby. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

4:00PM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(S,V)

Hercules journeys to the Alternate World where a danger to Iolaus's parallel counterpart presents him with a tough challenge. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and GINA TORRES.

5:00PM The Drew Carey Show (R) 'CC' PG(S)

Mr. Louder's Birthday PartyMrs. Louder asks Drew to make a toast at a birthday party honouring her late husband, but Drew struggles for words because Mr. Louder was a terrible person. Starring DREW CAREY.

5:30PM 7Mate Friday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (2005)

G Herbie: Fully LoadedA young girl discovers Herbie in a junkyard and restores him to racing conditions before hitting the NASCAR tracks. Starring LINDSAY LOHAN, MICHAEL KEATON, MATT DILLON, BRECKIN MEYER, JUSTIN LONG, CHERYL HINES and JIMMI SIMPSON.


Melbourne Friday, November 18, 2011

8:30PM 7Mate Friday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (1997)

M(V,L,D)

Face/OffRelentless FBI agent Sean Archer must go dangerously undercover to investigate the location of a lethal biological weapon planted by his archrival, the sadistic terrorist-for-hire Castor Troy. After undergoing a radical surgical procedure, Archer literally 'borrows' Troy's face and identity to carry out his mission. But things go awry when Troy, emerging from a coma, transforms into Archer and wreaks havoc upon his life, both at work and at home. Starring NICOLAS CAGE, JOHN TRAVOLTA, JOAN ALLEN, GINA GERSHON, ALESSANDRO NIVOLA, DOMINIQUE SWAIN and JAMES DENTON.

11:30PM Cops, Cars and Superstars

M(L)

Two hundred premier super cars embark on the world's most glamorous road rally.


Key To The KingdomA double for Xena double-crosses Autolycus in an attempt to steal a special baby. Starring LUCY LAWLESS and RENEE O'CONNOR.

1:00AM Six Million Dollar Man (R) PG Bionic Boy - Part 1An OSI scientist develops a radical new device to treat paralysis, and a sixteen-year-old is selected to receive the implant. Starring LEE MAJORS, RICHARD ANDERSON and LINDSAY WAGNER.


JusticeSam leaps into the body of Clyde, who has just been inducted into the KKK, and has to prevent the hanging of a black rights activist. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

3:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG Like A BrotherBanner gets caught in the crossfire when a drug dealer tries to silence a reforming preacher. Starring BILL BIXBY and LOU FERRIGNO.

4:00AM Malcolm And Eddie (R) PG A Few So-So MenMalcolm unwittingly hires Eddie's longtime enemy to install a new bar at McGee's. Starring MALCOLM-JAMAL WARNER.

4:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Keeping TabsMalloy helps Sgt. MacDonald bridge the generation gap with his son, and Reed gives some pointers to an inebriated traffic director. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.

5:00AM Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (R) PG(S,V)

Stranger And StrangerHercules journeys to the Alternate World where a danger to Iolaus's parallel counterpart presents him with a tough challenge. Starring KEVIN SORBO, MICHAEL HURST and GINA TORRES.


Melbourne Saturday, November 19, 2011

6:00AM The Jeff Foxworthy Show (R) PG Jeff, You The ManJeff brings home a coveted mud-racing trophy and then accidentally breaks it. Starring JEFF FOXWORTHY and ANN CUSACK.


7:30AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG HauntedBanner helps a young woman return to her family home, the scene of an early tragedy in her life which is scheduled to be repeated. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN.

8:30AM Adam 12 (R) PG Easy RapLegal rulings, which protect criminals, frustrate Officers Malloy and Reed when they go after a drug dealer and a car thief. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.




Permanent WaveSam leaps into a hair stylist's body to save the lives of his girlfriend and young crippled son, who is the witness to a murder. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

12:00PM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC'

PG Stredwick Drive / MakarauA group of girls aged between three and eight head out to start a free newspaper round on the North Shore of Auckland. As they reach the first letterbox, an out of control Toyota Celica mounts the kerb and comes hurtling towards them.

1:00PM Zoom TV

G Zoom TV explores everything that drives, flies and floats; focusing on their functions, versatility and of course, reliability.

1:30PM Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes (R) PG Peter Revson stood out as a cool, stylish figure. See footage of the talented driver who proved himself with two Grand Prix victories and the devastation when his career was tragically cut short.

2:30PM Supercar Showdown (R)

PG One of the hottest race teams in the country is throwing its doors open to allow TV cameras behind the scenes, as they embark on a global search to find the next young gun driver to join their ranks. Hosted by GRANT DENYER.

3:30PM Monster Garage (R) PG(L)

Champ Car Line Painter / Remote Control MonsterJesse and his crew are out to create the world's fastest street line painter. Then Challenges arise as the crew transform Jesse's figure-8 race car into a life-sized remote control car. Starring JESSE JAMES.

5:30PM Monster & Mega Machines

*NEW SERIES*

G Massive MinersSpanning the globe, these giant mining machines are found from the coal fields of central Canada and Australia to the plains of western Germany and from the Ohio River Valley to the Arizona desert. They stand hundreds of feet in the air and lift thousands of pounds of rock and dirt in one move. They are machines that provide the resources needed to run the world and they are massive!

6:30PM Mighty Structures (R)

G Akashi Kaikyo BridgeTonight we look at the world's longest and most expensive suspension bridge ever built. It sits on the Akashi Strait, a deep-water channel which is also a major earthquake zone.


Melbourne Saturday, November 19, 2011

7:30PM Air Crash Investigations (R) 'CC'

PG Invisible KillerAugust 2, 1985. By the time the crew of Delta Airlines Flight 191 reached the threshold of Dallas Fort Worth Airport, they'd already diverted around two separate storms. When the plane enters a third storm front, it is hit by powerful winds that slam the plane to the ground. 136 people die. The crash helps scientists overcome a notorious weather danger to airplanes, the microburst.

8:30PM 7Mate Saturday Night Movie (R) 'CC' (1987)

PG(V)

The Living DaylightsJames Bond is living on the edge to prevent renegade KGB General Koskov and his ally, American arms dealer Brad Whitaker, from enriching themselves through a complicated weapons scheme to cause all-out war between Soviet and British intelligence agencies. Starring TIMOTHY DALTON, MARYAM D'ABO, JEROEN KRABBE, JOE DON BAKER, JOHN RHYS-DAVIES, ART MALIK, ANDREAS WISNIEWSKI, DESMOND LLEWELYN and ROBERT BROWN.

11:20PM World War II: The Lost Films (R)

M(V,A)

Day Of DaysAmerica is on the offensive, but hopes for a speedy victory are premature. Lt Charles Scheffel is hit on his way into the Normandy beaches and must recover in an English hospital.

12:30AM SCU: Serious Crash Unit (R) 'CC'

PG Stredwick DriveA group of girls aged between three and eight head out to start a free newspaper round on the North Shore of Auckland. As they reach the first letterbox, an out of control Toyota Celica mounts the kerb and comes hurtling towards them.

1:00AM Great Grand Prix Racing Heroes (R) PG Peter Revson stood out as a cool, stylish figure. See footage of the talented driver who proved himself with two Grand Prix victories, and the devastation when his career was tragically cut short. Narrated by

2:00AM The Incredible Hulk (R) PG HauntedBanner helps a young woman return to her family home, the scene of an early tragedy in her life which is scheduled to be repeated. Starring BILL BIXBY, LOU FERRIGNO and JACK COLVIN.



Permanent WaveSam leaps into a hair stylist's body to save the lives of his girlfriend and young crippled son, who is the witness to a murder. Starring SCOTT BAKULA and DEAN STOCKWELL.

5:00AM Adam 12 (R) PG Easy RapLegal rulings, which protect criminals, frustrate Officers Malloy and Reed when they go after a drug dealer and a car thief. Starring MARTIN MILNER, KENT MCCORD and WILLIAM BOYETT.



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