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    Food Must Follow the Flag

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    War GardenGuyed

    Uncle Sam came across with a grin,And he reckoned: "I'm proud of my kin;

    With the country all fat

    With fine gardens like thatYour old Uncle is certain to win."

    1918

    THE NATIONAL WAR GARDEN COMMISSIONWASHINGTON, D. C.

    Copyright, 1918, by tlie National War Garden Commission

    VITAL VALUE OF THE WAR-GARD^I

    THIS publication treats of thelighter side of the war gardenmovement and the canning and dryingcampaign. Fortunately a nationalsense of humor makes it possible forthe cartoonist and the hmnorist to

    weave their gentle laughter into thefabric of food emergency. That theyhave winged their shafts at the w^argardener and the home canner servesonly to emphasize the vital value ofthese activities.

    The producing season of 1918 hasseen tremendous growth in war garden-ing and home conservation. These

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    activities were inaugurated on a na-tional scale in 1917. At that time theywere regarded as emergency measuresmade necessary by America's entryinto the world war as an active belhg-erent. With the prolongation of theconflict their value has been greatlyincreased. From a land of plenty theUnited States has become a land witha war-time food problem akin to thatwith which Europe has been face to facefor four years. Each day of the war'scontinuance will render this problemmore acute. The American war gar-den has already proved its worth inhelping to solve this problem. As thewar goes on this will increase.

    Among American war agencies theNational War Garden Commission hasoccupied unique position. Estabhshedas a patriotic contribution on the partof a few public spirited men, theCommission has become a recognized

    institution. This recognition has beenaccorded by the United States Govern-ment through various departments andbranches and by foreign nations. Ithas brought to the Conunission the co-operation of Federal, State, County,and City govermiients and of everytype of local agency.

    One of the leading achievements ofthe Commission during 1918 has beento demonstrate the possibility of foodproduction by the army at the camps

    and cantonments throughout America.The demonstration was made at CampDix, New Jersey. At the request ofthe War Department the Commission

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    Another important phase of the workof the Commission has been coopera-tion with the United States Bureau ofEducation in stimulating war garden-ing among the nation's school children.

    Through international relationships,the Commission has done much tocement the friendship between Americaand other countries of the world.This is especially true of the Alliednations. In England, France, Bel-gium and other countries across theAtlantic, in Canada, in Australia andin Cuba and the Philippines, closeaffiliation has been welcomed bygovernment authorities and by vari-.ous agencies concerned with the foodquestion. One example of interna-tional cooperation is that conductedthroughout Canada by the CanadaFood Board in conjunction with thisCommission. South America has alsomanifested deep interest.

    In the UniteU States the Com-mission's preliminary survey of wargardening in 1918 indicates an in-crease of more than 40 per cent overthe number of gardens planted in1917. The figures show approximatelyfive million gardens with a probablevalue of half a billion dollars.

    For this achievement too muchcredit cannot be given to the periodicaland newspaper press of America and

    other countries. The Commission isdeeply sensible of the cordial and un-wavering help given by the newspapersand magazines. Without this helpthe work could not have been done.

    To the cartoonist, humorist andothers whose material is herein re-produced, the Commission makesgrateful acknowledgment.

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    friends of the family being pres-ent, in addition to about sixmillion sparrows and aU the neigh-

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    JACK THE GIANT KILLER

    Pl.\schke in Louisville Times.

    NEWS FROM THE FRONT

    The enemy charged in great force all along the East Cleveland and Lakewood sectors. Theywere repulsed with heavy losses. All is quiet along Euclid Avenue

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    When the wife votes in favor of potatoesand the husband insists that onions arepreferable, the little plot of ground at theback of the house verily becomes a wargarden.

    There's a man up in Brooklyn, N. Y.

    Who thinks it his duty to tryThe home garden stuntIn both backyard and front

    fSo his folks will have rhubarb for pi;;

    Said the grocnr to Mrs. McPliee:" Your dollars mean not lung to nie.

    You can't trade in my shop.

    Can your war garden cropAnd then you can feed yotu'self free.

    CAN ALL YOU CAN

    Hal Coffman in Dayton Journal.

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    War iSrarden Sass

    'I'^O-DA Y I ate some freedom peas, in my-I- war garden grown; I often gather greenslike these, and boil them with a bone;

    and though the peas were small in size,

    in taste Uke castor oil, I viewed them Avith

    admiring eyes, the product of my toil.

    With pride the loyal voter

    eats his home-grown garden

    sass, his luscious Patrick

    Henry beets, and Sweet Boon

    spaiTow-grass ; his taters may

    be small as beads, his lettuce

    coarse and tough, but joy-

    ousljr he on them feeds and

    cannot get enough. I plant

    my beans of Bunker Hill and

    till them Avith my sword, and

    say, "I'll help can Kaiser Bill,

    the frugal way I board. I've

    ]>lowed up the begonia bed,

    the lily and the rose, and that

    I may be cheaplj' fed I plj^

    my rakes and hoes." How

    good it makes a feUow feel, to

    do his Httle trick, when he's

    too old to take his steel and -

    carve a Teuton hick! He

    feels his jaded spirits rise, he

    knows he's safe and sane; he

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    views his garden plot and

    cries, "I have not lived in

    vain!" There are so many

    ways to aid that no one need

    despond; the coin I've saved

    with hoe and spade will buy

    another bond. I help to balk

    the submarines, some Teuton

    scheme I smash, l^y raising

    Nation's Bidwarks beans and

    Eagle succotash.

    Rules for the Gardener

    IN tools for gardening, you require awheel hoe Avith cultivator, rake, ploM%side hoe, seed dropper and all the ^Tinkles,about $14.35; miscellaneous hand hoes,rakes, cultivators, pushers, pullers, per-suaders and grabber, $27.56. Total, about

    FOLLOW THE PIED PIPER

    Join the United StatesSchool Garden Army.

    Walt Mason.

    CLEVER POSTER USED BY THE UNITED STATESSCHOOL GARDEN ARMY

    A War-like Crop

    It was inevitable that Cartoonist Herri-man should initiate his favorite creations.Baron Bean and Grimes, into the mysteriesof the war garden. Grimes is pictured aspuzzled over, a strange series of popping

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    sounds from the Baron's back yard.

    "T wonder what it is," he exclaims.

    "It's pop-corn, you skwint, if you wantto know,'' replies tlie Baron.

    "Why don't you plant somelliing morepeaceful?" asks Grimes.

    "This is a war garden, Ole Dear," is theBaron's retort, as he playfulh' hammersGrimes over the head with a rake.

    $41.91. These tools are not to use onyour own garden, but to lend to yourneighbors. You do your own work withtools borrowed from one neighbor Avhileanother neighbor is xising the ones youbouglit. Garden tools ar(> like a circulat-ing library, only very few of the thingscome back. You must also have a large

    sui>ply of monkey wrenches, Stilsonwrenches, hammers, saAvs, screw-drivers,etc., because the neiglibors who liorrow yourgarden tools will naturally- hesitate to askyou to come over and fix 'em when they getout of whack, but will be glad to boiTow thetools to fix 'em with. So you just gottahave plenty of implements and tools.

    Gathering the Crop

    ONE gardener quar-relled with his wifeover the first fruit o^. thefamily garden. Heclaimed the growth wasone of his succotash. Sheinsisted it was one of hersweet pickles. While theyquarrelled their charm-ing niece dug it up.

    "Oh, dear," she com-

    plained. "Must I do itall? Why don't you getbusy and take out a weedwhen you see it?"

    THE LURE

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    Clubb in Rochester Herald.

    Worms Wm Win the War

    One industrious war gardener is picturedas working busily and reflecting on thevirtue of raising his own food supply.

    "If everybody grew theii' own vege-tables and ate less meat," he soliloquized,"we'd put old Bill on the bum in a hurry.This is tough work but I'll stick to it if itMUs me. I'm with Hoover on this."

    At this point a fine assortment of earthAvorms was unearthed. The digger's re-flections immediately shifted to a shadystream and the final scene shows himhappily fishing.

    "Oh, well," he reflects to soothe his con-

    science, "vegetables or fish; it's all the sameto Mr. Hoover."

    Love's Labor Lost

    During his siimmer ex-cursion in war garden-ing, cartoonist C. A.Voight exploited PeteyDink as planning toplant succotash in a

    space which he had spad-ed at much expense oflabor and physicalfatigue. As he finishedthe spading his wife ap-peared on the scene. Shewas filled with dismay atwhat she found,dear, Avhat have youat him. "You've dug

    "Oh, Petey,done?" she flungup the plot where I had my beans planted."

    Poor Petey fainted.

    If New Yorkers are to cultivate 12,000

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    farm-gardens this summer, as Mr. Hooverasks, they will have to arrange a scheduleby which their roof gardening won't inter-fere with their war-gardening.

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    Pup: I'll just examine

    boss planted yesterday,me so interested.

    these seeds theHe'll be glad to see

    Courtesy of Life,

    The Days of RealSport

    ""ITTAR gardening is' ' just as good sportas golf or shooting," de-clares an enthusiast.U-m, well, it requires as

    much skill and persisten-cy to bag a patch of po-tatoes as to bag a dozenquail, and looking for thepepper plants in theweeds would be as goodsport as looking for lostgolf balls if caddies wereemployed to help.

    GET BUSY!

    By J. H. Cassel

    Watchful Waiting

    ' ' This war garden busi-

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    ness is a frost," said theman in the street ear. ' ' Iplanted my garden twoyears ago and nothingcame up but weeds. Lastyear I Avaited to see whatwould happen, but weedswere the only crop thistime, too. I am goingto wait just one more season, and thenif the stuff don't come up I am going todig up the whole thing."

    Cassel in San Francisco Bulletin.

    Preliminary Practice

    If you wish to do a little preparatoryRed Cross work, whj^ not hold verj^ gently

    the blistered hand of yoiu* favorite war-gardener?

    A Popular Tale

    "What are you reading?""A tale of bm^ed treasure.""Wasting your time on fiction?""No. This is expert advice on how toplant potatoes."

    DAVLIOHT S/iVED - A GARDEN MADE

    Since Congress lengthened out the day,Let's start in right and stay right.

    It's jast tlie tiling for garden work This extra liour of dayligtit.

    WATEK ^-OUR GARDEn CAREFULLY

    "Mary, Mary, quite contrary.How does your garden fare?"

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    "It's growing well in tiiis dry spell;1 wutt'r it with care."

    UNCLE BIFF SAYS

    Doc Tweezer an' Andy Jimpson got into awar garden fight. Doc said green peas wouldwin the war, and Andy said 'twant' so; stringbeans would do it.

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    The Gardener's Plaint

    By "Touchstone".

    I WANT to lie supine upon the grassWith the blue vault of heaven archingover.

    To watch the fleecy cloudlets as they pass,To hear the murmurous bees among theclover.Such were, indeed, a fitting interlude

    'Twixt the recurring frenzies of the poet.Alas ! if man to-day hath need of foodHe has to up and grow it.

    Therefore, behold me with my fork and hoeAt work upon my small but neat allot-ment,Earthing the spud :a task for which I

    knowThat I was most emphatically not meant.Alack! for those two ancestors of mine.The temptress Eve, the weak and greedyAdamWho needs must go and overstep the lino,Confound you, sir and madam!

    But that was in the very distant past,The active villain of the piece comeslater,

    Fit for the part in which he has been east.

    Whose sins, I trow, are infinitely greater,

    Sin

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    From The London Daily Mail.

    Lasting Well

    "I am surprised to see you have such aquantity of preserves left over from lastyear."

    "Nobody could get the lids off," ex-plained the house-wdfe briefly.

    "The time has come," the ridsdale said,"To think of garden scenes.

    Of carrots, beets and artichokes,Of squash and lima beans ;

    Of why the canner's boihng hotAnd how to dry your greens."

    For the war gardeners the Governmentshould provide the order of the blisteredpalm.

    G-arden hint: In time of war prepare foi'peace.

    L0 soother HUBBARD WJul

    HAVE A tSEW CUPBOARD

    \!s5iTH FOOD Piled up high on each shelfhe'll hav/e allsheYlneed all.

    HR household to feedHELL CA(S it or DR.y IT HERSELF.

    ^rHATlOISAI. WAR GARDEN COMMISSIORn\A/ASM11SGT0M. O.C-

    One Result of the Heat

    THP] best way to bang the conservation

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    Holstein in the optic is to unsheatliyour elbows and pnblish a war garden, saysJ Arthnr (Bugs) Baei', the inimitable humor-ist of the New York World. And whilfiyou are chaperoning the nimble onion, thedurable hma bean and the joyful tomato,the wife should be chauffeuring a war pre-serving laboratory. Beat the raise inliving by raising the beet. Preserve theUnion hj preserving the onion. Raise cornin your garden and on the Kaiser's progressat the same time. Every corn you raiseis another corn in the imperial boot. Byadding the hma bean you can make theKaiser the sucker in succotash.

    And don't return your elbows to theiricabbard until the Junkers are in the junk.While the navy is canning the U-boats, you3an the navj^ bean.

    The National War Garden Coramish inWashington will tell you all you want tok'now about war gardens, from soup to the

    lat check. They will send you a yard ofiterature telhng you how to separate a;/oung goulash seed from its mother with-out sending in a riot call. The War Gar-len Commish will wise you up just how

    jiTTLE S'ack Former will

    SIT IIS A CORNER^ITH HEALS HI5 GOOD MOTHER

    HAS PLAtsrSED-

    HELL FEED HER WHOLE BROOD

    WITH THE CHOICEST OF FOOD,

    /Which she m her wiSDOr^

    ^_^ HAS CANNED

    ^ Oh Mamma," cried Algernon Butt,Aren't yoaglad you're a newspaper cut'*^or if that squirrel knewThat you never will doAny cannuig, he'd think you're a nut."

    to plant charlotte russe bulbs ring side upwithout the use of gyro.scopic stabilizers.

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    By preserving fruit now you can pre-serve order in the future. Lowbridge thehigh cost of HWng by putting enough as-paragus up in camphor to last out ^extwinter. Carrots, beets, parsnips, cold slav.',double-barreled potatoes, rhubarb andMexican jumping beans are the ammuni-tion to shoot into the boj's who are shoot-ing ammunition into the foe. It doesn'tm.itter if the Mexican jumping beans'"havea slight limp. They are easier to catchthat way.

    'Eivevy home should have a garage fullof 1918 model, underslung chassis, one-man top preserve-jars loaded to the earswith fruit shrapnel. The next treaty ofpeace will be signed with an ink made fromcun-ant jelly, canned tomatoes and pre-served peaches.

    Paste that in your tin hat. Can any-thing and everything, from ruliber heels to

    toothpicks. Can, can, can and make theKaiser dance the can-can.

    Can anything. Garlic, prunes, hay, orsawdust. There are calories in everythingexcept a German peace.

    Unintentional Hooverite

    Wife (returned from overnight visit) "Did you get yourself a good dmner last

    evening, dear?"

    Hub "Yes, there was a bit of steak inthe ice-l)ox and I cooked it with a fewonions I found in the cellar."

    Wife "Onions? Jack, you've eaten m\bulbs."

    MOTHER MAKES HER FIRST APPEARANCE IN HER NEW OVERALLS

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer

    CANNING TIME

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    By a Soldier-Contributor to Trench and Camp.

    Said tlie wife of a canny young Scot:

    " Look at all of the canned goods I've got.

    With a bridge of such size

    For my liousehold suppliesI'd as soon see cold weather as not."

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    THE WAR GARDEN

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    Blacksmith's War-Garden

    The village blacksmith planted peas

    And carrots, too.'Twas a small garden, if you please,

    He had in view.

    But neighbors let their poultry stray

    From divers pens.The blacksmith now puts in the day

    A-shooing hens.

    It should be borne in mind, too, thata real patriot will raise his chickens at

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    home instead of in his neighbor's wargarden.

    Cried Mrs. Jehosophat Strong:"Come Hos, this late rising is wrong;If you want to be fed,Get right out of that l)edTo tlie garden bed where you belong.

    VVCT0UY1

    Brown in Chicago News.

    Not Canned

    A canner one morning, quite canny.Was heard to remark to his Granny:

    "A canner can can anything that he can,

    But a canner can't can a can can he? "

    ACANOMOUS.

    I never fried a purple squash.And hope I'll never fry one.

    But Ican tell you this, by gosh!I'd like to can or drj^ one.

    THE BEST USE OF IT!

    CHAMnKRi.AiN ill I'luladclphia Telegraph.

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    WHY IS IT YOUR NEIGHBOR'S GARDEN ALWAYS LOOKSBETTER THAN YOURS?

    Finch in Denver Post.

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    Never String aStringless Bean

    PETEY DINK wasshoAving liis thriftybean patch to his wife.

    " You'll have to getKonio pol(;s and runstrings on them sathey'llhave something to growon," suggested ISIrs.Dink.

    "Not these beans,"retorted the war gar-dener. "They're striuu-less beans."

    Perils of Gardening

    "Come out and help

    me," the war gardenercalled to his wife.

    "Oh, dear, I can't,"was the reply. " Work-ing in the garden don'tagree Avith me."

    "What's the matter?Does your back painyou again?"

    " No, but I got a

    freckle last week."

    Get out and pokeThe weeds that choke

    Your tender garden stnflf,Tliey're alien foesTliat crowd your rows;

    You've gotta treat 'oni rougli.

    " MY BENNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAN

    Satterpield in Muncie Press.

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    Garden Economies

    -CARTOONIST Voight,-^ of the Evening Publiccdgcr', made a war gar-Diicr of kis belovedlaracter Peley.

    "This uot ouly lielpsut on the food prob-m, but Ave'll saveLoney as Avell," refleet-i Petey, as he toiledith his hoe, "and if Im only get the womeniterested there'll beothing to it. We ought) save at least a hun-rod dollars."

    At this point of his^flections his charmingiece appeared with rakeI hand to join in the

    ork.

    "Oh, Uncle Petey,"le exclaimed, "how doou like my new garden3stume? It cost onlylie hundred dollars com-lete."

    Uncle Petej^'s reply'as represented by aingle star of extra size.

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    WAR GARDENS

    Satterfield in Lowell Sun.

    OLD Bang Food in his merriest moodSat a-watching his garden plot.He counted his Beets and he reckoned his

    Beans,And he said: "Will we starve? We willnot!"

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    Conserving Strength

    Cartoonist AUman's Duff family startedin for war gardening. The women ap-peared in fancy costumes prepared for theoccasion.

    "Now that you girls have all your funnygarden clothes let's get busy," said Tom.

    "Not just yet," was the reply. "We'rewaiting on an appointment."

    The appointment was with the photog-rapher for the local paper. After thepictures had been made Tom expectedaction but was disappointed.

    "Come on, Olivia," said Mrs. Duff."That will be about enough for us to-day."

    And the farmerettes disappeared intothe house.

    1 THOUGHT 1 saw an army corpsBid all invaders stop.I looked again and saw it wasOur mammoth garden crop."That's great," I cried, "AmericaWill now go 'cross the top."

    You gotta remember this: If you planta garden you won't have so much back yardto mow.

    Canning the Kaiser

    By Ufton Sinclair{Tune: "Marching Through Georgia''')

    "DRING the good old bugle, boys, we'll

    --' sing another song,

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    Sing it with a spirit that will move the

    world along.Sing it as we need to sing it, half a millionstrong ""''hile we are canning the Kaiser.

    Oh, BiU! Oh, Bill! We're on the job

    to-day !Oh, Bill! Oh, Bill! We'U seal you so

    you'll stay!We'll put you up with ginger in the good

    old Yankee way While we are canning the Kaiser.

    Bring the guns from Bethlehem, by way of

    old New York;Bring the beans from Boston, and don't

    leave out the pork;Bring a load of soda-pop, and pull thegrape-juice cork While we are canning the Kaiser.(Chorus.).

    " SWEETHEART, OH, SWEETHEART,WHERE'D YOU PLANT THE POTATO?"

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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    In the WarGarden

    WiFiE (musingly,after digging up a po-tato by accident)

    "Well, weU, and herewe have been lookingour eyes out for thethings. Won't Harrybe surprised when Itell him he plantedthose potato seeds up-side down?"

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    Mother's in the gar-den with the rake and.hoe; sister's in thegarden with her backbent low; father's inthe garden, somewherenear the fence; grand-pap's in the garden,driving chickens hence;grandmam's in thegarden, showin' 'emthe way they used togrow a garden in heryounger day!

    MOBILIZING YOUNG PATRIOTS

    MuHPHY in San Francisco Call-Post.

    MURPHY AT THE BAT "

    Minnesota State Food Administration.

    His War Garden

    Mrs. Flatbxjsh: Oh, John, there aretwo chickens fighting in our garden!

    Mk. Flats ush: Well, let 'em fight.I've got to have some excuse for caUing ita war garden, haven't I?

    One newspaper reminds its readers thatwar-garden tan is just as good as the vaca-tion kind and costs a heap less. It mighthave added, for the woman gardener'sparticular benefit, that every freckle hernose acquires while being sun-kissed in thevegetable patch is a badge of honor.

    The chances are she'd regard a freckleon the nose as an honorable scar, ratherthan a badge.

    Ward Four woman invited in a friend tosee her Avar garden. Friend naturally e.x-])ected to be escorted into the back yard.

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    Judge of her surprise when she was takento the bathroom and there, down behind thetub, mushrooms were gro-w'ing a sort offungus development from the wood.

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    ALL MARRIED MEN KNOW IT, TOO

    Tad in New York Journal.

    Little Bopeep is feeding her sheepOn the tops of the greens she has gi'own.They eat cauliflower just six times an hour;They're the fattest young sheep everknown,

    A young lady of Wilmington, Del.,Attempted to jjut up some jell.When, it turned into mushShe refused to say "Tush!"But insisted: "I'm doing quite well."

    THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL THE TRAINS

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    Since I'm growing my food on the spotI can knock H. C. L. off the lot.Without raising a liandWith this stuff T have canned,And the people who can not cannot.

    Copyright, 1918, Wheeler Sjiidicate, Inc.

    Fux in ^\'as)linlJton Times,

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    Tlxeyr Save ^hcatWhXlSTRATION

    Copyr. Life Pub. Co. Reprinted from Lijr of Muy jj. 1018.

    THE UNITED STATES FOOD ADMINISTRATION MOBILIZES THE CARTOONIST

    The pressure wastoo much and theguest was forced to

    forego his day of restand weed the garden.

    ' ' I hope John didn'tthink I was hinting,"the hostess said toMrs. John, as theyleft him at work.

    "Such a thought

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    would never enter hismind," was the re-assiu-ing reply of thedevoted wife.

    Copyright, H. T. Webster.

    AMERICAN SAPPERS WAITING FOR THE WORDTO DIG IN

    Webster in Cincinnati Tijucs-Star.

    "Are you going tohave a garden thisj^ear?"

    "No," replied Mr.Growcher. "It isn'tmy turn to make agarden. I'm going to

    keep chickens thisyear and let myneighbor make thegarden."

    The Day oi Rest

    ONE of the pathetic victims of otherpeoples' war garden enthusiasm wasMr. John, the hero of Maurice Ketten's" Day of Rest " cartoons. Invited to

    spend a week-end with friends, John wasdelighted with the opportunity to rest.

    "This is my garden,Mr. John," said his host-ess proudly, showing himover her grounds. "It'sfull of weeds."

    "Too bad," said theguest, but without en-thusiasm.

    "It's a shame to losemy vegetables," persist-ed the hostess, "but Ican't find anybody towork."

    "Too bad," repeatedJohn, feeling what wascoming.

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    "It's a crime to letgood food go to wastenow," ventured Mrs.John, looking at herlijLisband, coaxingly.

    "Don't you hate tosee all those vegetablesbeing spoiled by weeds,Mr. John?" the hostesspersisted.

    Inmates of Pennsylvania's insane asy-lums are working in war gardens to aidin the fight against the Hun. "Crazy likea fox," takes on a new meaning.

    Now is the time to place the spade be-hind the flag.

    LEADING HIM ON

    Berkyman in Washington Star.

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    Cannergrams

    GET down to cases cases of home-can-ned products.

    A row of filled preserv-ing-jars is a good defenseagainst winter.

    fUerilized, sealed,

    saved the three "S's"of home canning.

    S. O. S. Sterilize onstove another way ofsaying "boil those jarsof fruits and vegetablesso they wiU keep per-fectly."

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    The useful life of apreserving-jar -filled insummer, ready by fall,emptied in winter hungry to save morefood next spring andsummer.

    A wooden false bot-tom in a home-canningoutfit is a raft that keepslots of perishable foodfrom being lost.

    An aU - round goodthing for the nation ai-ubber ring on a preserv-ing-jar.

    A fourth-floor apart-ment is a fine place toproduce a canned garden.

    WITH THE COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON

    Stkes in Philadelphia Evening Ledger.

    UNCLE SAM'S SCHOOL GARDEN ARMY

    Bkkryman in Washington Star.19

    Persons of everj' levelshould can, the familyin the top flat as well asthe dweller in the bunga-low.

    You don't need even afoot of earth to raise acanned garden in fact,the less dirt the better

    in home canning.

    The colors of thosejars of canned and pre-served products put aser\ace emblem in your*'kitchen.

    Brighten the comerin that kitchen closet

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    with canned beans,fruits, berries.

    Pantry natriotism preserving perishableproducts in periods ofplenty to provisionpeople wlien productionhas passed.

    "Snoogles"

    tor To see

    By Hungerford

    THOSE BEANS NEVER WILL LOOK THE SAME

    HuNGERFOiiD in Harrisburg Telegraph.

    The Little War Garden

    (With apologies to the autlior of TheLittle Dutch Garden).

    I passed by a garden, a little war garden,Where all sorts of Hoover things grew,Big ripe, red tomatoes and bugless potatoes.

    And turnips and onions a few.

    I saw in that garden, that little war

    garden.Every last kid on our street.Red-headed Johnny and ciirly-liaired

    Tommy,And Jimmy and Tony and Pete.

    Thei'e gi'ew in that garden, that little wargarden.

    TIME TO DIG IN

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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    Every vegetable known in the land,

    And the Red, White and Blue, tliat was

    well planted, too.In each heart of that tilled little band.

    My heart's in that garden, that little wa;

    garden.It tumbled right in when they said."Say, mister, we'll 'sprise yer; we'll surt

    lick the Kaiser.If every Idd hoes 'till he's dead."

    SPRAVWq BUCS,3-CSNt3 -SSR.-SKE S'a^S.Q.

    Copyright, 1918, Life Pub. Co.

    DON'T TRY TO FLIRT WITH AFARMERETTE

    Reprinted from Life of August 22, 101S,

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    STAR CAI/NG

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    THE MESSAGE

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    ICTA/O EMPTY JAR ESCAPE

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    THE PARA D:/?S

    THE CANNERS AS SEEN BY A COMMISSION CARTOONIST

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    OUR JANUARY GARDENING

    Of course we liked our garden when we viewed the

    lettuce beds,And picked the tender ears of corn, and counted

    cabbage heads!It took a lot of work to plant and weed and hoe

    and prune.But then, we liked our garden! 'Twas a thin.'^;

    of art in .Tune!But now that winter blusters and all prices soar

    and soarAnd we can hear the H. C. L. a-scratching at tlie

    door.And mother opens home canned corn or peas or

    beets or greens!Say! Takes all year to show folks what a garden

    really means!

    Martha Hart in Dps Moines Tribune

    "The time has eome," the burbank said,

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    "To Avork a fruitful graft.We'll cross the soil with garden seed

    And rake it fore and aft;And then we'll have so much to eat

    We'll look like wilvumtaft."

    SKETCHES FROM LIFE

    " GOT ALL MY SEED BACK ANYWAY "Temple in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    "The time lias come," .lack Pershing"For you to back your sons.

    You've got to feed 'em mighty well.So they can man the gmis.

    Backed up by your home cammi' aidWe'll cannonade the Hiuis."

    said.

    IF

    TF you can waste your food while thoR?

    -'- about you

    Are saving theirs with all their might and

    main;If you think we can win this war without

    you,Or think it's just your chance for private

    gain;If you can loaf while everybody's working,And make no move to help your Uncle Sam,But spend your days in idle, worthless

    shirkingAnd show that you don't care a tinker's

    dam;

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    If you are happy only when you're carvingA big and juicy joint of prime roast beef,And have no thought for people who are

    starving,And save no meat to furnish them relief;If you permit your worthless heart to

    harden 4

    To Europe's eager cry for bread and meat.And utterly refuse to make a gardenTo lielp increase oiu- stock of stuff to eat;

    I SAY if you can live in this poor fashionAnd be as heedless as you were before,You're lost to all respect and all com-passion;YOU'RE JUST A SLACKER, MAN,AND NOTHING MORE;

    BUT IF you save whatever you are able,And help to feed the men who go to fight,

    By raising beans and cabbage for your

    table.So Uncle Sam may feed his soldiers right;If you will start your backyard garden

    growing,Why, then, you'll have a right to crow and

    BRAG,For you'll be making just as good a showingAs those who cross the sea to save the flag.

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    Help On the FoodWork

    If you can't raisechickens yourself, youcan at least encouragethose who can. Plant

    a garden.

    The average size wargarden can be persuadedto pay the average fami-ly's income tax.

    If you can't plant a

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    war garden, at least youcan refrain from sowingAvild oats to offset otherpeople's gardens thesebusy days.

    One thoughtful para-grapher observes thatmany a man who thinkshe could manage theentire country can't evenmanage his own back-yard garden. This obser-vation prompts anotherwriter to declare thiat asa general thing that sortof a fellow has no back-yard garden.

    PRODUCER, MANUFACTURER AND CONSUMER

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

    Of course the office kidder had to wait till the

    day you retximed from a two weeks' auto

    trip to inspect your war garden^

    Finch in Denver Post.

    "The time has come," the seapack said,"To tliink of growing things.

    Of com and wheat, to make our bread.And stuff tTiat gard'ning brings,

    For we must feed our soldier menAnd those of foreign kings,"

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    Oad Has

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    Inventedathe Gordc"

    in ->'

    Him to '

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    think perfume from an atomizer is the sortof irrigation they need."

    Some cook in the navy has given out arecipe for camouflage ginger bread. Anexpert cook friend of ours tells us realginger bread can be made for half the price.

    "Mamma, Billy Smith is keeping chick-ens now, and I have declared war uponhim."

    "What for?"

    "Well I want to make our b?.ck gardensafe for the world."

    A report by the Federal Children's Bureau

    says that since the increase of the price ofmilk to 14 cents a quart more than half of2,200 families investigated in New YorkCity had substituted tea and coffee forchildren.

    HOME DEFENSE

    Harding in Brooklyn Eagle.

    HELP CAN THE KAISER!

    Bhewkrtox in Atlanta Journal

    Clean over the top we will travel,

    As soldiers of hoe and of spade;We're digging the earth and the gravel.

    We're getting our war gardens made.To-day is no time for the slacker,

    And war has no place for the shirk;When you find slacker land take it firmly in hand.

    And if it won't fight, make it work.

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    Said Miss Gladys Clarissa McTanner:"I've abandoned my player pianner.

    Art is all very good

    But it won't supply food

    So I'm playing my times on my canner."

    A New Form of Test

    "He loves the very ground she walks on."' ' Does he love it well enough to plant avegetable garden in it for her benefit? "

    Tickle the earth with a spade and she will

    laugh back at you with a joyous crop.

    Fooling the Poultry-One ingenious gardener is said to havepretended she was planting somethingand then put some fake cards around hermake-believe garden, after which she letthe neighbors' chickens scratch themselves

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    skinny looking for the seed.

    Even the people who live in apartmentscan raise their vegetables on a dumb waiter.

    Little Miss Muffet went out to rough itBy working with spade and hoe,

    But when her tomatoes came up as potatoesPoor startled Miss Muffet said "Oh!"

    Think of the thousands of unborn beansthat are awaiting the coming of the summergarden.

    HpW YOU FEEL WHEN YOU RAISEYOUR FIRST POTATO

    Finch in Denver Post.

    PATRIOTIC LITERATURE FOR 1918

    There's a patriotic journal

    That is free from battle news

    Wholly free from blood and thunder!

    You can read it if you choose.When you tire of war and war news.

    Why not give your brain a jogBy a thoughtful wise perusal

    Of the garden catalog?

    Martha Hart, in Des Moines Tribune.

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    THE PLAVGR.OUMD BECOMES

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    Said the youngsters of Lakewood, N. J. :"Just watch us make war gardens pay.

    We'll go over the top

    With a smashing big crop,For this is not work this is play."

    IT'S A GARDEN PLOT

    A garden in every back lot

    Is about the best thing we have got.

    It's as good as our gims. For bombarding the HunsIs this anti-Him war garden plot.

    The Great Joker

    FRPJDBRICK W. VANDERBILT, at adimier in Poughkeepsie, praised theproduction of his war garden.

    "'If I told you all that my war gardenhas produced," he said, "you wouldn'tbelieve me. You'd think I was as men-dacious a joker as Mark Twain.

    "A young girl once asked Mark Twainto write in her autograph album. She saidit must be something she could show her

    mother. The gi*eat humorist dipped hispen in the ink and wrote :

    "'Never teU a he.'

    "'Beautiful,' said the girl, in a shghtlydisappointed voice; but Mark wasn't doneyet. He dipped his pen in the ink againand added:

    "'Except to keep in practice.'"

    LeAVrNG'THt' TRACKS IS 50COMMON AN occurence' WITHTHE TK01.1.EY THAT THE'SKiPPER HftbBECOME USED TO IT, BUT LAST WEEKTHE BUAME THING WENT AND JUMPED RIGHT

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    A WAR GARDEN WHICH THE SKll'PER HADPUAMTED ALONG TH^ RIGHT OF WAY.

    Forethought

    "How are you getting along with yourgarden?"

    "Fine! I've planted the seeds two feetdeep and defy the neighbors' chickens to digthem up."

    old

    Young Livingston Beekman de PeyserSaid: "I'm gloating just hke anmiser;

    I'U grow ammunition

    To send to perditionThat blood-thirsty scoundrel the Kaiser."

    Mrs. Sadleigh has given up sighingAt the cost of the food she's been buying,

    For she's got 'em all beat

    On the good things to eat

    Since she's taken to Canning and Drying.

    Copyright, 1918, Wheeler Syndicate, Inc.

    Copyright, 1918, Wheeler SynaiCi.te, Inc.

    THE TOONERVILLE TROLLEY THAT MEETS ALL TRAINSFox in Philadelphia Evening Ledger. Fox in Spokane Chronicle.

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    THE COMMISSION'S OWN CARTOONISTS MAKE A SPRING AND SUMMERDRIVE AGAINST THE ENEMY

    VEGETABLES YOU SHOULD KNOW

    yiMOTHY TURNIP he lives down--*- sta-irs,

    No one could say that Jie puts on airs;He lives in a box that's made of wood,Very simple, but strong and good.And mother can always depend on himIf she thinks the dinnc is kind of thin;He's a fat old thing, but he does combine,And he makes boiled dinners uncommonlyfine.

    OH, Ann Letitia Carrottop, she is astupid thing,She is sort of orange-colored with a bang

    of greenish string;She hasn't any manners and she liasn't

    any style,But when you see her in your soup She makes you want to smile,

    She looks so handsome in your soupShe makes a person smile.

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    Said Mrs. Josephus Brevoort:"This Canning is bully good sport.

    Evefy jar is a shell

    To give the Huns HellAnd my house is a regular fort."

    The Society Gardener

    MRS. SMYTH-D ALSTON'S correspon-

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    dence with lier local Avar-garden com-mittee develops some new and engagingphases of war gardening. Some extracts :

    I have decided to sacrifice my beautifulgrounds for food raising. Kindly write mehow to proceed. Also notify the societypapers. Send them the enclosed photo-graphs and warn them not to leave thehyphen out of my name again! If theydesire a personal interview, no doul^t it canhe arranged, although such things are verytiresome.

    I have just bought the dearest set ofladies' garden tools imaginable. They aresolid silver with mahogany handles. I am

    HOW ABOUT YOUR WAR GARDEN ?

    Mali boss t:illdn' about lie gwine make a drive

    f'Lih Uncle SaTU wid a wah gyahden dis spring.Da's all right, but Ah bet Ah bees de sojer wliuidooes de shootin', emiyhow.

    F^#r^

    AVlieii we get to the season of frostYou will feel hke a soul that is lost.

    If you haven't at handLots of stuff you liave cannedFor defeating the high hving cost.

    having my nionogi'am placed in platinumon each one. I also have the sweetest sun-bomiet you ever saw. It is made of rareconvent lace, which the muis worked onconstantly for twenty-nine years. It isshiri-ed oxn- rose-pink silk and caught ateach shim ng -wath real pearls! Besides

    being almost priceless, it is extremelybecoming.

    Seed catalogues received, but they arc

    Paw, oh, paw, don't you hurt yourselfplantin' those peas ! "

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    DuxAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.

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    READY FOR THE SPRING DRIVE

    Hal Coffman in Washington Times.

    strangely inadequate. They contain onlycommon varieties of food which do not ap-peal to me. I love pdle de foie gras, butit isn't listed. Neither can I find apricotsnor maraschino cherries. I must have thelatter. My heart is set on having cherrybeds under the Lodge windows.

    I shall need large quantities of mint and

    dinner raisins, and may as well raise myown olives and makemy own oil then therewill be no question ofimpurity. Kindly sendcatalogues of the bestfoods by special mes-senger.

    Have ordered severalsmart gardening frocks,with droopy hats tomatch and can hardly

    wait to wear them. Warwork is intensely inter-esting and I am morethan glad I took it up.I have not felt boredsince last Friday.

    P. S. Sm-ely yon haveblueberry bulbs ? Senda large quantity bymounted messenger. Weall like blueberry pie.

    It seems strange that

    you have no other seedcatalogues! And I amalso extremely surprisedat your advice to raiseonly beans and potatoes!They are so prosaic that

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    I fear I should lose in-terest and, besides, wehave splendid statuaryon the grounds. I donot think it would lookjust right to see "NaomiShielding Her Child" inthe middle of a potatopatch or "Diana Hid-ing" in beans! Ther'e-fore I shall conform tomy original plan of rais-ing the things of whichI am specially fond.

    I feel that you de-serve severe criticism fornot being able to supplyeverything asked for.But if you cannot do so,I must go elsewhere.

    As I finished the abovesentence a seed salesman

    called very opportune-ly who can furnisheverything I want. He was very helpfulin assisting me to mark out small citrongroves, fig plots and picturesque littlepalm gardens, which will be beautifiedby almond vines and walnut shrubs.In one section of the grounds I planneda miniature coffee plantation.

    The war has inflated seed prices frighl-Jullij! But, as the man said when I was

    " I DON'T WANTA DIG, I WANTA GO TO WAR! '

    DoNAHEY in Cleveland Plain Dealer.30

    making out the cheek,we cannot eat money it must be exchanged

    for food.

    Have just caught mymen in the very act ofspreading a Mghly offen-sive decomposed sub-stance in all directions.I ordered it removedinstantly, of course, andhave sent for disinfect-

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    ants. Must close togive further orders.

    P. S. Seven workmenhave just left. Shalldepend on you to sendothers immediatel3^

    I have not heard fromyou and do not wantto! I hereby cancel allorders sent.

    Neither have I heard from the seedsalesman and four detectives have failedto find him! My confidence has beenshamefully abused. The seeds he soldme at such fabulous prices were differentkinds of fancy grass. I have 200 acresof it!

    It is needless to say I shall not attempt

    to go further with a war garden. Ihardly think it was required, anywaj^ the press has taken so little notice of it.

    Am leaving to-night for my usual seasonct Newport, where I shall put war andincompetent committees out of ray mindcompletely.

    CAM I wor^r^in M^- QA(?DeW

    UIlTrtOUT Ti^aMP-IN^ IT ^Li.UP ? "

    If you'd live a long life, take my liuiu-li:For your breakfast and dinner and lunch

    Eat potatoes and beans,

    Onions, cabbage and greens.And you'U give Father Time a stiff punrli.

    GARDEN HINTS

    Frueh in New York World.

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    THE HOE 15 MIGHTIER THAN THE 51^'ORPAND PL!^

    PASSING OF THE PRAIRIE LEAGUE

    Kettnkk in Cltnwhirshurg Public Opinion,

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    002 762 760 2 H

    After J. N. Darling, in New York Tribune.

    NATIONAL WAR GARDEN COMMISSION

    Aflaiiated with the Conservation Department of the AmericanForestry Association

    THE MARYLAND BUILDINGWASHINGTON, D. C.

    Charles Lathrop Pack, President.

    Luther Burb * nk, Calif. Dr. Charles W. Eliot, Mass.Dr. Irving Fisher, Conn.Fred H. Goff, Ohio.John Hays Hammond, Mass.Fairfax Harrison, Va.

    Hon. Myron T. Herrick, Ohio.P. P. Claxton, U. S.

    Percival S. Ridsdale, Secretary.

    Dr. John Grier Hibben, N. J.Emerson McMillin, N. Y.Ch.'^rles Lathrop Pack, N. J.

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    A. W. Shaw, 111.

    AIrs. John Dickinson Sherman, 111.Capt. J. B. White, Mo^.Hon. James Wilson, Iowa.Commissioner of Education.

    Additional copies of this book may be obtained upon request.

    We also issue a Manual on War Vegetable Gardening with directions for Home Storageof Vegetables and a Manual on Home Canning and Drying of Vegetables and Fruits.Copiesmay be obtained upon request.

    For single copies of these Manuals no charge is made. Organizations may obtain smallquantities without charge and larger quantities at nominal charge.

    A list of manufacturers of Canning and Drying devices and equipment may be obtainedupon request.

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