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TABLE OF CONTENTSISSUE 2011.33

Strange Lawsuitspages 1-4

Overcoming the Odds:Falling from the Sky

pages 5-6

Lawspages 7-8

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STRANGE  LAWSUITSby  T.A.  Tafoya

There   is   no   shortage   of   lawsuits.   Layers   keep  busy  defending  weird  and  wacky  cases.  Tidbits  looks  at  a  few  frivolous  lawsuits  for  a  laugh,  but  don’t  try  them  yourself!  Frivolous  lawsuits  rare-­ly  make  it  through  the  courts  and  usually  end  up  costing  the  plaintiff.

of  Anheuser-­Busch  a  bit  too  literally.  In  1991,  he  sued  the  company  for  $10,000  claiming  to  have  suffered  emotional  distress,  mental  injury  

Busch  beer  did  not  bring   to   life   the  beautiful  women  in  tropical  settings  as  was  advertised.  The   supposed   false   advertising   led   him   to  buy  and  drink  more  Bud  Light.  The  case  was  dismissed.

Aitken   to  sue  NBC  for  $2.5  million   in  2005.  Aitken   claimed   to   have   suffered   injury   and  great   pain   after   watching   contestants   on   the  television  eat  rats.  This  caused  him  to  become  light-­headed  and  dizzy,  which  resulted  in  him  vomiting   and   running   into   a   doorway.   The  judge  threw  out  the  lawsuit.  

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LAWSUITS  (continued):

and  Nike  founder  Phil  Knight  for  $832  million.  In   the   suit   he   claimed   to   suffer   defamation,  permanent   injury   and   emotional   pain   and  suffering   because   he   was   often  mistaken   for  

harassment  because  of  the  alleged  resemblance  

the  lawsuit  later  that  year.  

against  Quaker’s  parent   company  PepsiCo   in  2009  for  fraud  and  breech  of  warranty,  seeking  full   restitution   of   all   money   gained   through  misleading  labeling  and  a  court  order  forcing  Quaker   to   disclose   to   the   public   the   true  composition  of  Crunch  Berries.  The  case  was  dismissed.

so  he  sold  his  body  to  the  Karolinska  Institute  

after   his   death.   A   year   later,   he   inherited   a  

the   institute,   but   they   wouldn’t   cooperate.  

the   institute   sued  him   for   breach  of   contract.  

he  not  only  owed  his  body  to  the  Institute,  he  owed   them   money   for   the   two   teeth   he   had  removed   without   the   Institute’s   permission,  

their  property.

1. U.S. PRESIDENTS: Who is the only person to have served as president and later as chief justice of the United States?2. GEOGRAPHY: In what city would one "nd the 11th century St. Mark’s Basilica?3. SOCIAL SCIENCE: #e ruler of a the-ocracy derives power from what source?4. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE: Which U.S. president popularized the term “muckrakers” for investigative journal-ists?5. LITERATURE: Who wrote the novel “Cat’s Cradle”?6. HISTORY: Osceola was a leader in which Native American tribe?7. FOOD & DRINK: What is the com-mon name for “prunus persica”?8. BUSINESS: What business made John Davison Rockefeller a wealthy man?9. MATH: What is the Arabic equivalent of the Roman numeral MMD?10. LANGUAGE: What is the meaning of the Latin pre"x “ambi”? (c) 2011King Features Synd., Inc.

Inspired by the exotic $avors of China, this dish is packed with watermelon, cucumber and mint, which provide a cool contrast to savory grilled steak.

8 ounces thin rice noodles1 1-pound) boneless 1-inch-thick beef sirloin steakSaltPepper1 shallot, "nely chopped1 stalk lemongrass, yellow and pale green part only, "nely chopped1 teaspoon sugar1/4 cup fresh lime juice1 tablespoon lower-sodium "sh sauce1/2 small (3 cups) watermelon, rind removed, cut into 1/2-inch cubes1/2 seedless (English) cucumber, cut in half and thinly sliced1/2 cup packed fresh mint leaves, "nely chopped

1. Prepare outdoor grill for covered direct grilling on medium.2. Prepare noodles as label directs. Drain, rinse under cold water and drain again.

Seared Steak with Minted Watermelon3. Season steak with 1/4 teaspoon each salt and freshly ground black pepper. Place steak on hot grill; cover. Cook 12 to 13 minutes for medium-rare or until de-sired doneness, turning once. Transfer steak to cutting board; let rest 10 minutes.4. Meanwhile, in large bowl, stir shallot, lemongrass, sugar, lime juice and "sh sauce until sugar dissolves. #inly slice steak across the grain. Add to bowl, along with watermelon, cucumber and mint. Toss gently until well mixed.5. Divide noodles among serving plates. Top with steak mixture and accumulated juices. Serves 4.

% Each serving: About 430 calories, 8g total fat (3g saturated), 75mg cholesterol, 435mg sodium, 64g total carbohydrate, 2g dietary "ber, 26g protein.

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LAWSUITS  (continued):

while   he   was   using   the   bar’s   restroom   one  

and   demanded   that   a   warning   sign   of   the  ghost’s   presence   be   put   up   in   the   restroom.  

into  court   to   testify  for   the  defense.  The  case  was  dismissed.

to   cure   his   cancer.   Doctors   later   found  that   the   spleen   possessed   unique   cancer-­

to   a   new   discovery   worth   an   estimated   $3  

California,   claiming   his   spleen   was   pirated.  The  spleen  had  belonged  to  him  so  he  should  

computer  model  Sagan  in  1993.  Traditionally,  

the   code   is   only   used   while   the   computer   is  being  developed.  It  never  makes  it  out  of   the  

illegal  usurpation  of  his  name  for  commercial  

LAWSUITS  (continued):

while   he   was   using   the   bar’s   restroom   one  

and   demanded   that   a   warning   sign   of   the  ghost’s   presence   be   put   up   in   the   restroom.  

into  court   to   testify  for   the  defense.  The  case  was  dismissed.

to   cure   his   cancer.   Doctors   later   found  that   the   spleen   possessed   unique   cancer-­

to   a   new   discovery   worth   an   estimated   $3  

California,   claiming   his   spleen   was   pirated.  The  spleen  had  belonged  to  him  so  he  should  

computer  model  Sagan  in  1993.  Traditionally,  

the   code   is   only   used   while   the   computer   is  being  developed.  It  never  makes  it  out  of   the  

illegal  usurpation  of  his  name  for  commercial  

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To Your Good Health By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.

Tidbits® of the Front Range

Living in the Now, Preparing for the Future

For many of us, our gals in life remain constant: !nancial indep-endence and providing for family. Striking a balance between saving for such goals as education and retirement and allocating money for daily expenses can be challenging, but you can do it.

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LAWSUITS  (continued):

marry  you  on  the  conditions  herein  below  set  

feel  free  to  call  me  if  you  have  any  questions  or   would   like   to   discuss   any   of   the   matters  

was  dismissed  and  so  was  the  wedding.

butted   her   into   the   wall   of   its   pen.   Pizzo  suffered   knee   and  wrist   injuries,   so   she   sued  

Verdict  unknown.

stole  his  foot.  Lambert’s  foot  was  severed  in  a  

site,  took  his  mangled  limb  to  help  in  the  training  of   her   body   recovery   dog.   In   her   defense,  

even  recognize  it  as  a  foot  ...  If  I  had  thought  it   was   somehow   re-­attachable   and   usable,   I  

charged   with   second-­degree   petty   theft   and  

Digital Mammograms Aren’t More Ac-curateDEAR DR. DONOHUE: Please tell me if a digital mam-mogram is a great deal better than a regular mammogram. If I need to pay part of the cost, I don’t mind, if it’s worth it. I don’t want to pay for something that is simply “newer.” -- S.P.

ANSWER: With a conventional mammogram, the image of the breast is captured on "lm, like a photographic im-age. With a digital mammogram, the image is captured electronically on bits of computer code, like a digital camera does. #e techniques for taking a digital mammo-gram are the same as those for a conventional one. Digital mammograms are easier to store, and digital images are available immediately but are more costly.A large study of almost 50,000 women concluded that the accuracy between digital and conventional mammograms is not signi"cantly di!erent. However, in women younger than 50 and in women with dense breasts, digital mam-mograms provide better pictures. Unless your doctor has directed you to get digital mammograms, you can rely on standard mammograms to serve you well.#e booklet on breast cancer provides information on its detection and treatment. Readers can obtain a copy by writing: Dr. Donohue -- No. 1101W, Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. Enclose a check or money order (no cash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada. with the recipient’s printed name and address. Please allow four weeks for delivery. ***DEAR DR. DONOHUE: For many years, I have put up with $oaters. I am quite nearsighted, and my eye doctor says they’re common in nearsighted people. Last week, I

saw $ashes of light. I called the doctor, and he saw me that day. He told me I had a vitreous detachment. Is this serious? -- L.P.

ANSWER: #e vitreous is a thick, gel-like material that "lls the back two-thirds of the eye. It provides support for the eye. #e vitreous abuts on the retina, the sensitive layer of cells that transfers incoming images to the brain. A vitreous detachment means it has pulled away from the retina. In doing so, it stimulated the retina to cause the $ashing lights you saw.#e doctor made sure your retina was OK. Flashes of light also can be a signal that the retina is tearing. For the pres-ent, nothing else needs to be done. #e doctor will exam-ine you again in a few months to be positive the retina is remaining in good health.***DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Ten months ago I had my gallblad-der removed. My problem is I must still take a Lactaid pill when I eat some foods, especially dairy. Why? -- D.B.

ANSWER: Your gallbladder stores bile made in the liver. When people eat a fatty meal, their gallbladders contract to squirt bile into the digestive tract to aid in the digestion of fats. If the gallbladder has stones, that contraction causes abdominal pain. You should not have that pain now. A dif-ferent problem centers on lactase, an enzyme that digests milk sugar lactose. As people grow older, many lose their lactase enzymes. Drinking or eating dairy products causes them diarrhea and abdominal pain. You still need your Lactaid pill to digest dairy products. #is has nothing to do with the gallbladder.*****Dr. Donohue regrets that he is unable to answer individual letters, but he will incorporate them in his column whenev-er possible. Readers may write him or request an order form of available health newsletters at P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475.

(c) 2011 North America Synd., Inc.All Rights Reserved

Reducing Your Risk of Alzheimer’s Disease

Research recently presented at #e Alzheimer’s Association International Conference indicates that Alzheimer’s disease could potentially be prevented for millions just by reducing lifestyle risks.#e lifestyle risks and the percentage of Alzheimer’s they are associated with are: smoking (11 percent), obesity in midlife (7 percent), diabetes (3 percent), depression (15 percent), physical inactivity (21 percent), high blood pressure in midlife (8 percent) and low education (7 percent).#at’s not to say it’s absolutely certain that these risk factors can cause Alzheimer’s, but scientists believe

that about half the cases could be prevented.According to a paper by researcher Deborah Barnes, a professor at University of California San Francisco, a reduction of 25 percent across all the risk factors could prevent nearly a half-million oc-currences of Alzheimer’s in the U.S. alone. #ese are estimates, of course, and further research has to be done.Another paper at the same conference addressed the maintenance of cognition while aging. Cogni-tion is the mental processes, such as problem solv-ing, memory and learning.Seniors over the age of 65 with no impairment were given a battery of tests for cognition, stress, person-ality traits and depression, as well as physical tests. What scientists concluded was that scoring low on trauma, depression, stress and anxiety was related to keeping good cognitive health. #ey gave an ex-

ample of the characteristics of coping: “developing a strategy, remaining positive, getting advice and taking action.” Researchers hope to make these tests part of a Resilience Index to assess patients for risk right in the doctor’s o&ce. If more incentives are needed to make changes in lifestyle, this is surely one. Be more active, quit smoking and deal with high blood pressure -- and you’ll possibly avoid Alzheimer’s at the same time.

Matilda Charles regrets that she cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into her column whenever possible. Write to her in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to [email protected].

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% To test the seals on your refrigerator and freezer, close a piece of paper in the door. If you can pull it out easily, it’s likely that your seal is loose. Clean or replace door gaskets for a better seal.

% To keep vinyl car seats bearable in summer heat, keep a few towels in your vehicle and lay them over the seat. #is also keeps the plastic parts of baby seats from burning little legs and arms.

% You can use plain white bread to get "ngerprints and smudges o! of wallpaper and semigloss painted walls. Just ball up the bread center (not the crust) and rub the smudge away.

% “Out of prewash and looking at a nasty grease stain? Grab your dishwashing liquid soap (not the one you would put in your automatic dishwasher). It’s designed to break down grease, and I just dab it on, scrub a bit and then let it set for about a quarter of an hour. A'er that, I launder in hot water. It’s usually successful.” -- Nancy V., via email

% Check bagged frozen vegetables with the squeeze test: A bag that’s hard and solid has thawed and subsequently refrozen. You should choose another bag, one with loose, free-moving pieces.

% Remove cloudiness from a batch of iced tea with this trick: Let your tea cool before refrigerating it. You also can add a small bit of boiling water to a glass of iced tea if it is already cloudy.

Send your tips to Now Here’s a Tip, c/o King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475 or e-mail JoAnn at [email protected].(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

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Q: While organizing the attic, I noticed there was an area of the $oor that looked like it had gotten wet recently. I looked at the roof above, but did not notice any holes. But there is a little water streak down the plywood. Is this a serious problem? -- Carol H., New Bedford, Mass.

A: If you address it quickly, it will not become a seri-ous problem. Minor leaks in a roof can be patched fairly quickly. #ey’re o'en caused by damage to the shingles on top of the roof, which occurs over time due to debris strikes, ice buildup or just general stress from extremes of hot and cold.During the next rainstorm, go into the attic and note where the water is seeping. Follow the trail of wa-ter upward until you can see an entry point. #at is the likely area of damage. Mark the spot clearly and brightly for now (put a piece of bright tape or tack a bright piece of paper over the spot).To repair, you’ll need to be able to access the roo'op safely, with safety harness, rope and ladder, and have a helper. If you’re not able to do this, contact a roo"ng professional to do the repair.If you can do it yourself, "rst re-mark the leaky area. From the attic, take a large (ten-penny) nail and drive it straight upward through the bottom layer so that it juts out past the shingles above. (Don’t sink it in all

the way, as you’ll need to remove it later.)Gather your repair materials: spare shingles, roof-ing cement, roo"ng nails, hammer and pry bar. Make your way safely to the roo'op, with your helper minding the ladder and safety rope. Locate the upward-jutting nail.Remove the nail and patch the hole with a dab of roo"ng cement.Inspect the shingle for damage. If it is very mi-nor, like a ripped edge or small crack, it can be patched with roo"ng cement and a piece of spare shingle cut to "t. Or, you can completely remove the shingle, sliding it out carefully from the ones above and to the side, and slide in a replacement. Tack down on the top and sides with dabs of roo"ng cement. Tap in roo"ng nails along the top of the replacement shingle, holding the shingle above it up, then press the shingle above it back down into place. Secure the bottom of the shingle with a couple small dabs of cement underneath the $ap.

HOME TIP: August is prime time for roo"ng repairs, as the hot and relatively dry days allow for plenty of work to be done and for roo"ng materi-als to set correctly.

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Overcoming  the  Odds:Falling  from  the  Sky

What  would  you  do   if  you  were   in  an  airplane  miles  above  the  earth  and  the  unthinkable  hap-­pened  —   the   plane   breaks   apart,   and   you   sud-­

above   10,000   feet,   you   would   quickly   loose  consciousness  due  to  thin  air.  When  you  reached  10,000  feet,  you  may  wake  up.  A  free  fall  from  35,000  feet  would  take  about  three  minutes  with  a   landing  speed  of  around  125  miles  per  hour!  

on  your  weight  and  the  amount  of  air  drag  cre-­

stories  are  about  two  amazing  survivors  of  free-­

Australian   Air   Force   and   his   crew   were   on  a   mission   to   bomb   munitions   factories   at  Bochum.  After  dropping  its  bombs,   the  plane  

crew   to   bail   out,   but   before   he   could   secure  

thrown  into  the  night  air.  

grabbed   on,   but   then   realized   it   was   the   leg  

at   that   moment   was   opening   his   parachute.  

ribs.  FALLING  FROM  THE  SKY  (continued):

from  Lima,  Peru,  to  Pucallpa,  Peru,  was  struck  

systems   began   failing,   causing   the   pilots   to  loose   control   of   the   aircraft.   The   plane   soon  went  into  a  dive.  

them  to  tear  away  from  the  aircraft  as  it  came  crashing   down   into   a  mountainous   region   of  

consciousness   after   an   unknown   amount   of  time,  still  strapped  in  her  seat.  

members   and   85   passengers,   including  Koepcke’s   mother,   were   dead.   Koepcke  miraculously   sustained   only   a   broken  

and  lost  in  the  jungle  with  only  a  bag  of  candy  for  food.  

jungle,   follow   water.   Koepcke   waded   from  tiny   streams   to   larger   ones  until   on   the   tenth  

shoreline.  

hut.  As  it  turned  out,  it  belonged  to  a  group  of  

The  incident  was  seen  as  a  miracle  of  divine  in-­tervention  in  Peru,  and  free-­fall  statistics  seem  to  

 

Debit-Card ChangesA short "ve years ago, banks were pushing us to use our debit cards. Rewards programs with points, $yer miles, cash back -- it all added up in our favor.Now, however, if you have a debit card that’s part of a rewards program, you might have a limited amount of time to cash in those rewards. If your debit card is with a big bank, your rewards program is probably going to be cancelled -- if it hasn’t been already.#e reason for these changes, say the banks, is the Durbin

Amendment. #e legislation puts a cap on the per-transaction cost that banks charge merchants for each swipe of a debit card, down from 44 cents to 21 cents per swipe, plus a percentage of the transaction total. No more massive millions moving into card issuers hands in the form of swipe fees means no more rewards-program bene"ts for you.Banks are looking for new ways to recoup the lost money. If you get an information lea$et in your bank statement, read it. You could learn that your free checking account will no longer be free, or that you’ll need to maintain certain balances for it to be free, or that you’ll be limited to a certain number of debit-card transac-tions per month, or that your ATM transactions are no longer free, or that you’ll no longer receive a paper statement without paying for it.However, that same problem for card issuers might get you a discount from merchants, especially for big-ticket items. If you shop locally at smaller businesses, you have a better chance of

asking for and getting a discount, since the merchant won’t be paying high swipe fees and percentages of the purchase cost. Always ask.Banks and credit unions with assets less than $10 billion are exempt, and if you switch to a smaller bank, you might get a better deal on the fees that the big banks will surely impose.Before you let yourself be pushed toward putting purchases on your credit card because of a potential rewards program, rethink your plan. While new laws are in place for credit-card fees, you still have to pay the money back.#e new debit card law takes e!ect in October, just in time for holiday shopping.David U&ngton regrets that he cannot personally answer reader questions, but will incorporate them into his column whenever possible. Write to him in care of King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475, or send e-mail to [email protected].(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

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FALLING  FROM  THE  SKY  (continued):

from  Lima,  Peru,  to  Pucallpa,  Peru,  was  struck  

systems   began   failing,   causing   the   pilots   to  loose   control   of   the   aircraft.   The   plane   soon  went  into  a  dive.  

them  to  tear  away  from  the  aircraft  as  it  came  crashing   down   into   a  mountainous   region   of  

consciousness   after   an   unknown   amount   of  time,  still  strapped  in  her  seat.  

members   and   85   passengers,   including  Koepcke’s   mother,   were   dead.   Koepcke  miraculously   sustained   only   a   broken  

and  lost  in  the  jungle  with  only  a  bag  of  candy  for  food.  

jungle,   follow   water.   Koepcke   waded   from  tiny   streams   to   larger   ones  until   on   the   tenth  

shoreline.  

hut.  As  it  turned  out,  it  belonged  to  a  group  of  

The  incident  was  seen  as  a  miracle  of  divine  in-­tervention  in  Peru,  and  free-­fall  statistics  seem  to  

 

% On Sept. 1, 1836, Narcissa Whitman, a missionary, arrives in Walla Walla, Wash., becoming one of the "rst Anglo women to settle west of the Rocky Mountains. In 1847, a measles epidemic killed many of the Cayuse In-dians. In retaliation, a band of Cayuse killed 14 people, including Narcissa and her husband.

% On Sept. 4, 1886, Geronimo, the wiliest and most dangerous Apache warrior of his time, "nally surren-ders in Skeleton Canyon, Ariz. Geronimo never learned to use a gun, yet he armed his men with the best mod-ern ri$es he could obtain and even used "eld glasses to aid reconnaissance during his campaigns.

% On Sept. 2, 1923, a'ershocks and out-of-control "res rock Tokyo, Japan, and the surrounding area following an 8.3-magnitude earthquake. In total, 143,000 people died in the disaster. #e Imperial Hotel, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright, sank 2 feet into the ground but still managed to stand.

% On Sept. 3, 1939, Britain and France declare war on Germany. #e "rst casualty of that declaration was the British ocean liner Athenia, which was sunk that evening by a German submarine.

% On Aug. 31, 1955, William G. Cobb of the General Motors Corp. demonstrates his 15-inch-long “Sunmo-bile,” the world’s "rst solar-powered automobile. When sunlight hit 12 photoelectric cells made of selenium (a nonmetal substance with conducting properties) built into the Sunmobile, an electric current was produced that in turn powered a tiny motor.

% On Aug. 30, 1963, a “hot line” between Moscow and Washington goes into e!ect to speed communication between the governments of the United States and the Soviet Union and help prevent the possibility of an ac-cidental war. #e hot line was never really necessary to prevent war, but it did provide a useful prop for movies about nuclear disaster, such as “Fail Safe” and “Dr. Strangelove.”

% On Aug. 29, 1982, the Swedish-born actress and three-time Academy Award winner Ingrid Berg-man dies of cancer in London on her 67th birthday. Bergman was best known for her role as Ilsa Lund in “Casablanca.”(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

Q: My 7-year-old dog, ÒCara,Ó itches ter-ribly and scratches all the time. She may have allergies, but I’m not certain. I’ve tried a number of treatments, including Benadryl, steroids, special shampoos and conditioners, sprays, pills, etc. I have her groomed regularly, and during the last trip had her fur shaved o! because it tangles so badly when it’s long. Nothing helps! Is there anything you could suggest? -- A Reader, via e-mail

A: I’m sorry to hear how Cara is su!ering. I’m sure you’ve taken her to the vet for a complete examination to rule out other underlying causes, but I do want to mention it for my other readers’ sake.Dogs can su!er from allergies to many of the same things we humans do. Allergens like dust and dander, as well as $ea bites, can cause allergic symptoms. Certain foods also can

cause allergic reactions including skin reac-tions, itching, diarrhea and vomiting. You’ve tried several common medications to relieve allergy symptoms, without any improvement. It’s time to consult the veteri-narian again. Look at Cara’s diet, including snacks and ÒsneakedÓ food that you may have caught her trying to get at. Also note her home environment, where she spends most of her time, and the objects, carpeting and plants around her. Talk with the vet about any other possible causes of her allergies.

Send your question or comment to [email protected], or write to Paw’s Corner, c/o King Features Weekly Service, P.O. Box 536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475. For more pet care-related advice and information, visit www.pawscorner.com.(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

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LAWS  (continued):

stores   we   frequent   are   governed   by   health  codes  that  keep  us  safe  from  spoiled,  dirty  or  diseased  food  products  that  could  make  us  sick.

by  copyright  laws.  And  when  using  the  Internet,  we  are  subject  to  emerging  laws  governing  this  new  medium.

over   laws.   Whether   or   not   the   laws   of   the  

North  America  was  the  question,  and  it  found  colonists  and  the  crown  staunchly  adhering  to  opposing  answers.  The  result  was  war  and  the  

outlines   our   most   basic   rights   and   is   the  basis   for   the   creation   of   law,   the   protection  of   human   rights   and   the   election   of   political  representatives.

laws   that   regulate   our   conduct   or   how   the  institutions   that   implement   the   laws   behave.  

of  their  provisions.  

written  down,  they  ought  not  always  to  remain  

advances,   the   need   for   ever-­changing   laws  

American   legal   system   is   the   power   of   the  individual  to  collectively  make  or  change  laws  through  the  right  to  vote.

 Answers1. Rollie Fingers (1972-73, 1975-76) and Dennis Eckersley (1987).2. Atlanta’s Greg Maddux (1997) and St. Louis’ Bob Tewksbury (1992, ‘93).3. Nebraska’s Tom Osborne (1994, 95).4. False. Each player has done it in six seasons.5. Calgary’s Jay Bouwmeester.6. In 2001, Michael Owen won the award.7. Frank Carauna of Bu!alo, N.Y., in 1924.

(c) 2011 King Features Synd., Inc.

LAWSWhat   are   laws,   and   how   do   they   govern   our  

-­ing  and  purpose  of  laws.

yourself,  your  life  and  activities  would  still  be  ruled  by  the  law  of  gravity  and  other  natural,  

of  laws.

one  another  and  to  keep  order.  Laws  affect  all  aspects  of   society,   including  everything   from  economics  to  social  interactions.

to   carry   any   weight.   In   many   countries   and  communities   today,   laws   are   enforced   by  police  and  a  system  of  courts.

laws.   Contract   law   governs   both   simple   and  

outlines  the  rights  and  obligations  concerning  the   ownership   of   real   estate   (land   and  

televisions,  etc.  

tort  law  allows  people  to  seek  compensation  if  their  rights  are  infringed  upon  or  their  property  is  damaged.  Criminal  law,  also  known  as  penal  law,  protects  us  by  giving  the  government  the  ability  and  authority  to  prosecute  someone  that  harms  another  person’s  rights  or  property.

LAWSWhat   are   laws,   and   how   do   they   govern   our  

-­ing  and  purpose  of  laws.

yourself,  your  life  and  activities  would  still  be  ruled  by  the  law  of  gravity  and  other  natural,  

of  laws.

one  another  and  to  keep  order.  Laws  affect  all  aspects  of   society,   including  everything   from  economics  to  social  interactions.

to   carry   any   weight.   In   many   countries   and  communities   today,   laws   are   enforced   by  police  and  a  system  of  courts.

laws.   Contract   law   governs   both   simple   and  

outlines  the  rights  and  obligations  concerning  the   ownership   of   real   estate   (land   and  

televisions,  etc.  

tort  law  allows  people  to  seek  compensation  if  their  rights  are  infringed  upon  or  their  property  is  damaged.  Criminal  law,  also  known  as  penal  law,  protects  us  by  giving  the  government  the  ability  and  authority  to  prosecute  someone  that  harms  another  person’s  rights  or  property.

Answers1. William Howard Ta'2. Venice, Italy3. God 4. #eodore Roosevelt5. Kurt Vonnegut6. Seminoles7. Peach8. Oil9. 2,50010. On both sides