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Issue 27 June 07, 2012

2nd Quarter 2012Week 24

June 10 - 16Page 1

TABLE OF CONTENTSISSUE 2012.24

Unusual Words, Part 2pages 1-4

Famous Landmarks:Big Benpages 5-6

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This week, Tidbits continues with its lexiphani-cism — showing off with big words! It’s time to learn more about these whatchamacallits and thingamajigs.• Thosewho love cats are ailurophilists,whilethosewho lovedogsarecynophilists.Peoplewho love all animals are referred to asphilotherialists.

•Misogamists and misopedists often go handin hand. They hate marriage and children,respectively. Gamophobists don’t hatemarriage;they’rejustafraidofit.

•Stop,thief!Lookatthewidevarietyoftermsused to describe these crooks — brigand, snaffler,kirkbuzzer,efter, ladroneorfootpad.Thesnafflerismainlyahorsethief,whilethekirkbuzzerrobsonlychurches.Theefterstealsfrom theater customers while the performance is on, and ladrones and footpads are muggers who thieve while on foot. A specializedpickpocket who targets only churchgoers isreferredtoasanautemdiver.

•The Latin suffix “-aster” refers to anythingwith a lesser status, for example, a musicaster is a mediocre musician, while a militaster is a soldier without skills or abilities. The theologaster is a shallow theologian who has no deep spiritual thinking.

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The VA’s own 2011 performance report claimed that 95 percent had their evaluation with

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•Ifyoushilly-shally,dodder,quail,haw,demuror shrink before making a decision, you merelyhesitate.Let’ssayyou’rediffident,gelid,reticent,charyordelitescent—you’reconsidered rather reserved. Now if someone calls you a miscreant, wastral, garmin, reprobate or varlet, consider yourself insulted. You’vebeenlabeledascoundrel!

•Whatdothewordscoquelicot,tilleul,smaragdine and smalt have in common? They areallnamesfordifferentcolors!Coquelicotis a brilliant poppy red; tilleul is a yellowish-green color; smaragdine is emerald green; and smalt is a deep blue. Speaking of colors, there is an actual name for those who fear the color purple — porphyrophobia.

•Goodwordscomeinsmallpackages!Toaby means to make amends or atone for an offense. A wen is an enormously congested city. To soften something by soaking is to ret it. That broad sash we see wrapped around a kimono is an obi. And kir is a drink composed of black currant syrup and white wine.

•Don’tconfusephilalethistswithphilatelists.The former are lovers of truth, while the latter love collecting postage stamps.

•Howaboutthatreallyboringpersonyoumeet at a party who has absolutely no conversational skills? This dull dude is a macrologist,andhefrequentlyengagesinbattology — wearisome redundancy and triflingtalk.He’senoughtogiveyouabadcase of drapetomania, that uncontrollable urge torunaway!

•Somefolksarefamousformentimutation—the act of changing their minds. Some might actually have hypobulia, which is an inability to come to a decision.

•Doyouhavebigfeet?You’resciapodous!Howaboutgreatbigears?You’remacrotous!Maybebuckteeth,too?You’reagubbertush!Isthereanoticeablegapbetweenthosebuckteeth?That’scalledadiastema.Let’saddabucculatothemix;that’sadoublechin.

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BIG BENBig Ben is a well-known symbol of London, towering above the Parliament buildings.Hereis a collection of facts you may not know about this famous landmark. •WhenyouthinkofBigBen,thetall

tower surely comes to mind, but the moniker actually applies to the bell housed within the clock tower, officiallyknownastheGreatBell.ItismostlikelynamedafterLondon’sfirstCommissionerforworks,SirBenjaminHall, and his name is inscribed on the bell.Itwasoriginallyintendedthatitwould be called the Royal Victoria bell.

•Thetoweritselfisnamed,notsocreatively,theClockTowerandisthethird-tallest free-standing clock tower in theworld.It’sthethirdtowertobebuiltonParliament’sgrounds.Thefirstwasbegunin1288duringthereignofKingEdwardIandalsocontainedaclockandabellnamedGreatEdward,whichwasrungonthehour.Thiswasreplacedin1367withEngland’sfirstpublicchimingclock.Itstoodfor340years.

•WhenadevastatingfiredestroyedmuchofthepalaceofWestminsterin1834,theplansto rebuild did not include a new tower. These

planswerealteredtoincludeitin1836,butactualconstructionofthecurrentClockTowerdidnotbeginuntil1843.Constructioncontinuedfornearly16years.Whentheclockwasfinallyinstalled,itwasdiscoveredthatitwouldn’tworkbecausethecastironminutehandsweretooheavy!Theywerereplaced

with lighter copper hands, and the four-sided clockbegankeepingtimeinMayof1859.TheGreatBellknownasBigBenwasn’trungforthefirsttimeuntilthatJuly.

•JustastheClockTowerisn’tthefirst,neitherisBigBenthefirstbell.Thefirstonedeveloped a four-inch crack while it was

beingtestedin1857,andanewonewascast.SixteenwhitehorsespulledacarriagecarryingthebelltotheNewPalaceYard.Ittook18hourstoraisethebellintothebelfry.Latein1859,twofractureswerefoundinBigBen. The hammer was replaced with a lighter version, and the bell was rotated so that an

undamaged section would be struck. This second bell still resides in the Tower. •Thetoweris316feet(96.3m)tall,about16stories.Eachoftheclock’sfourdialsis23feetsquare(49.15sq.m).Theminutehandsare14feet(4.26m)long,whilethenumeralsaretwofeet(0.6m)tall. The base of each dial contains a Latin inscription, which translates “O Lord, keepsafeourQueenVictoriatheFirst.”•DuringWorldWarI,thebellwasnotrung, and the clock was unlit at night to protectitfromGermanZeppelinattacks.DuringWorldWarII,thebellswererung,but also from a darkened tower.•Althoughit’soneoftheworld’smostfamous tourist attractions, only United

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A: I think you should go ahead and schedule the fireplace cleaning. Worrying about the possibility that the cleaning company will charge you more than usual is silly when you can get a written estimate before they start the work, and compare it to other services in

town.Plus, June is a slower season for chimney and fireplace cleaners, compared to fall when homeowners are in a hurry to get their fireplaces ready for the cold weather. The benefit to you is that you can have greater choice of the day and time you want them to come in and service the chimney. They also should be able to spend more time checking your fireplace, chimney and flue for potential dangers, rather than rushing off to the next

service call.Some chimney and fireplace service technicians offer discounts at this time of year. Check their website or call the company

to ask about any specials they’re running. Again, you have control over how much you’re willing to pay for chimney cleaning service. Ask for a written estimate up front, before allowing any work to be performed. If the chimney cleaner detects a problem, ask for a revised estimate, and don’t let the additional work done until you have agreed

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HOME TIP: Help prevent a dangerous buildup of creosote in your chimney by burning hotter, cleaner fires. Use well-aged hardwood and crack a window in the room to

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player in NCAA Division I-A history to have at least 20 rushing TDs and 20 passing TDs in a season. Who were the first two?4. Amar’e Stoudemire send a New York Knicks record in 2010 by scoring 30 or more points in eight straight games. Whose mark did he top?5. Mats Sundin is the Maple Leafs’ all-time leader in goals and points. Who holds Toronto’s career mark for assists?6. Who was the all-time leading scorer in North American Soccer League history?7. How many perfect games did PBA bowler Don Carter have in sanctioned play?

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