The story of the bus.
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you know you’ve made it when you graduate from bus rides to flights.
unfortunately, i’m not quite there yet.
i’m the exact opposite of a jet setter.
i’m a bus bum.just like this sleeping beauty.
i spent hours on a bus this month.
i live in nyc,but i’m a virginia girl at heart.
and every few weeks, (after listening to a little too much john denver)
i get the itch to go back to the place
where i belong.
[not west] virginia, mountain momma
but traveling ain’t cheap
for those of us living on pipe dreams and string beans
that’s where the beauty of the bus comes in.
One plane ticket to Virginia = four bus tickets to virginia
sounds like a good deal right?
one bus ticket = five-six hours of pure regret
what they don’t tell you:
AND YOU’VE NOW MET EVERY PERSON I’VE EVER SAT NEXT TO ON THE BUS.
imagine YOUR DREAM BUS BUDDY
now picture their opposite
the hair twirler
twelve twirls per minute
the ‘omg’ girl
my soul died before her blackberry battery.
one ‘omg’ to every five ‘likes’
the peanut bladder in the window seat
three pokes on the shoulder per hour
poke. poke. poke.poke. poke. poke.poke. poke. poke.poke. poke. poke.poke. poke. poke.
five hours
the cheap ear bud guy
two old EMINEM ALBUMS
ON REPEAT.
the SOUP MAN
TWO SPILLS AND LOTS OF SLURP, SLURP, SLURPING
CHICKEN NOODLE >TOMATO
??????????????????????????????THE QUESTION LADY
ONE QUICK QUESTION. FOLLOWED BY ONE MORE QUESTION. OH AND ONE MORE. AND LAST ONE.
OH, I FORGOT TO ASK ONE LAST LAST THING.
BY THE TIME YOU GET OFF THE BUS,YOU ARE SO PHYSICALLY EXHAUSTED
FROM THE OVERSTIMULATION OF
BEING SURROUNDED BY CRAZIES
THAT YOU FORGET EVERYTHING
AND THUS CONTINUE TO REPEAT THE CYCLE
OF A BUS BUM.